> I refuse to answer the poll question on the grounds that my earlobes are not connected to my cheeks.

Oh, just answer the question, goob. I knew someone would come up with some kind of technical objection like this, just as surely as if I had worded it the way you wanted, and someone with detached earlobes would come up with some explanation of how they're still attached indirectly, or that the ear technically counts as the side of the head, blah blah blah. But the intent is clear.