> My friend, Elmore, refers to his vintage Ford Escort as an "Off-Road Vehicle." He said it went off the road, down a bank, through a blackberry patch and into a ditch. He sometimes refers to it as a "sports car" because people are always making sport of it. I rode with Elmore the other day and I think it's really an "SUV." That means "slow, ugly, varmit." But he says his car saves a lot of gas. That's because most of the time it won't run. I know what you're thinking, but it's ok. Elmore doesn't have a computer.
> Howard

Blackberries?!?!?!? Tell your bud Elmore that he'd best hie himself to the nearest Poe-leese officer and turn himself in as a threat to the environment!
Don't that yahoo know that the blackberry is the official state berry, hazard to nekkid people, and hiding place for Br'er Rabbit and his pal Jake No-Shoulders?
What's this world coming to?

(I pronounced it Poe-leese 'cause, as you know, that's the way it is pronounced in ET.)