I have a magic bed. I rarely ever make it up because every morning while I am in the shower, it makes itself. It also picks up any clothes left lying around and puts them in the hamper. I have never seen it do this, but the evidence is unrefutable. It probably isn't magic. I suspect modern technology. I never understand how this modern stuff works. Take my thermos bottle for example. I can put lemonaide in there and it keeps it cold. But if I put coffee in there, it keeps it hot. How does it *know?* I don't understand that little light in the refrigerator either.

And while on the subject, I have a magic computer monitor. Again, I suspect modern tecnology. I sit down, put my hand on the mouse and look at the screen. It light up as soon as I look at it. How does it *know* that I am looking at it?

And have you ever noticedthat when there is nobody in the left turn lane, the little green arrow doesn't light up? Probably modern technology again.
Howard