> Well, the first game is now over. Congratulations to egon!
> So as we look back on it, and prepare for May's game, what
> can we say that we've learned from our experience thus far?
>

I learned about the power of friendship. About how a goat-eating troll, a cow chick named Bossy, and a golem made from bagels can overcome their differences to crush the opposition. And maybe learn a little about themselves, and about love, along the way.

Grog left his goat-eating life to work in a local convenience store. He has calmed down quite a lot, though he still avoids bridges, just in case.

Bossy lived a wild life for a few years after her tournament loss: booze, bikes, and beauty pageants hid an emotionally scarred cow. That is, until she met a wonderful, gentle farmer in the midwest, who convinced her to settle down, and raise cowlings.

Bagel golem got a heart. And a brain. After he met a cheap metaphorical wizard. Or something.

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