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Re: Epiphany
Mina, on host 141.154.162.66
Saturday, September 14, 2002, at 09:34:19
Epiphany posted by Sam on Saturday, September 14, 2002, at 07:17:31:
> > > Why does folex even bother wearing a belt if he still can't keep his pantline above the top of his underwear. > > > > dude, we're cool, so we do that. You are obviously uncool and part of the drama department, which makes you not an actual part of highschool. > > Liface, I must thank you for the revelation you have triggered in me. For over 28 years, I have been living under a shroud of ignorance. > > In the 1980s, I scoffed at fat laces. I had a friend that wore fat laces because, back then, they were "cool." He was always complaining that they were uncomfortable, and I couldn't believe how dumb it was to wear something that not only looked stupid but hurt, too. I endured the pre-shredded jeans era with grim determination. More recently, I have persevered through the revival of bell bottoms. All the while, I asked myself, "I don't *get* this. What is wrong with me?" > > So apparently the next fad is to deliberately have the pantsline below the underwearline? Finally, something clicks. I get it now. I get what fads are all about. > > Fads are all about entertaining the older generations. This stuff isn't stupid: it's FUNNY. This is the younger generation's way of paying the older back for all the flak and stress they give them: offer themselves as targets of ridicule, so their elders can take a break from the stresses of the day with a hearty laugh at someone else's expense. > > That RULES.
Sam, where have you been? Showing off your underwear has been cool for, like, eight years now. :-}
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