> The Student Checklist (cut-out-and-keep version)
>
> 1) Eating peach slices out of the tin.

Nope.

> 2) Going to the 24 hour laundry at 1:00 in the morning.

Nope.

> 3) Taking two bin liners full of clothes to said laundry.

Nope.

> 4) Doing an entire project in the student bar, and being forced to hand it in with a coffee/beer ring somewhere on it.

Nope.

> 5) Becoming one of those people with a nocturnal life.

Yep.

> 6) Growing and dyeing your own hair.

Nope.

> 7) Dyeing someone else's hair because they fell asleep after a bender.

Nope.

> 8) The Obligatory Traffic Cone Incident.

Yep.

> 9) Being too afraid to wash one particular dish because you haven't washed it for about a week already and you don't want to touch it.

Yep.

> 10) Partaking of too much caffeine, giving you The Fear.

Yep.

> 11) Basing a religion/mythology around one of your lecturers.

Nope.

> 12) Sneaking into a sociology lecture and spending the whole time pointing and laughing. Sociologists, replace with philosophy.

Nope.

> 13) Rolling out of bed three minutes before a lecture, and still managing to get up and dressed in time.

Yep.

> 14) Spending an hour in a final year lecture, because you got your times mixed up and you don't want to look stupid by leaving.

Yep.

> 15) Exploring the biochemistry department and acting like the special forces/FBI.

Yep.

> 16) Raw pasta because you didn't have time.

Nope.

> Mat"done all but one of these"thew

Seven out of sixteen. I wasn't much of s student.

Don "I have some good excuses on some of those, though" Monkey