> Hmmm...this is an interesting point....ground
up angels....or maybe they asked a panel of
angels..."9 out of 10 angels prefer Angel
Soft"....But if your hypothesis about Forbidden
Chocolate is correct, how is it that you can
have chocolate cake called Angel Food Cake?
Am I right? Is that chocolate? Or is that just
Garrisson Keiler?

You're thinking of Devil's Food Cake. Angel
Food Cake is white. See, it makes more
sense that way. As for the toilet paper thing,
well, the people who market the stuff are just
desperate to glamourize it in some way. They
don't want you to think about what it's *for*, but
they want you to buy their brand, so they give it
names like "Angel Soft," "White Cloud," and
"Charmin" to make it sound all nice and cozy
and pretty and stuff.

> Liz"do you know Lake Wobegon?"zie
> x

What, Prairie Home Companion? I used to
watch that sometimes on Disney back in the
eighties.

Gri"did you ever listen to 'Songs of the
Cat?'"shny