* Bell of Bessie: When this largish bell is rung, all cows within a one-mile radius approach and stare dumbly at the user.

* Crystal of Credulity: The owner of this crystal ball must make a Wisdom check or fall into the unshakeable delusion that he can see images of the future within it.

* Scroll of Malodorous Mouth: Casts a Magic Mouth with unbelievable halitosis. The mouth's default proclamation: "Hhhhhalt! Whhhhho goes there?"

* Numnor's Mnemonic String: Created by a powerful wizard to aid his bumbling hill giant assistant, this two-foot length of sturdy rope will, when tied round the finger, enable the wearer to exactly recall his thoughts at the moment the string was attached.

* Helmet of Flying: Flies (as per the spell) once per day upon command. Has a handle on either side so the wearer can hang on when the helmet takes off.

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