> Add to the list!
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> Iss "and see if you can guess which ideas are mine" achar

OK, how about these:

* 'Post it' Note spell book: Instead of spending ages transcribing that spell onto a piece of parchment and binding it into a book, simply scribble it down on a 'post it' note and stick it to your staff for later use. Care must be taken to avoid abbreviation that could lead to embarrassing miscasting. Also has a tendency to come unstuck at inconvenient times.

* Ring of Star Trek security: Cursed item making you an instant target for any hostile activity in the immediate area. Also has a teleport function, which becomes unavailable when the wearer is under attack. Has the side effect of turning everything you wear a red colour.

* Bearskin shaped rug of camouflage: When faced with invincible odds, place the rug on the floor and hide under it. You will become instantly invisible to all enemies.

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