> There are a number of priceless quotes in this article, as well as the fact that said creature is a "Killer" when, in fact, no proof has been shown that it actually killed anything...
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The "Deep South Awards":

Best Leap of Intuition:
"I saw this animal moving from east to west across the road, and at first I thought it was a person, and then I said to myself, "It's a kangaroo!""

Grammar Award:
"I think that's a bunch of hooey. I've had goats killed by I'm nearly positive it was coyotes."

Logical Thinkers Award:
"Mark believes the Killer Kangaroo might be a mutation loose from a government sponsored cloning farm, but backs off further speculation for fear it lessens the credibility of his January encounter in south Glen. "I know what I saw and I'd never seen anything close to what I saw that morning--not in a zoo, not on the Internet, not anywhere."

Best attempt to proof believability:
"It was a Saturday morning in late January about 1:30 (AM). I went to the Exxon [now Citgo] at I-10 because I ran out of cigarettes."