I feel real good about paying taxes. But I think I could feel just as good for half the money.

Did you know that there are three things that will make a liar out of an honest man? Fishing, golf, and income tax.

My wife just got back from the accountant's office. She says we are getting a good refund. I hope it's enough for a cruise.

They should put a tax on poverty. That would put the government in the black in a hurry.

Come to think of it, Tennessee just put a tax on poverty. They call it a lottery. I heard about a guy who managed to scrape up $500 for a house payment and his wife went down to the convience store and blew it all on lottery tickets. She won. But how can you make a house payment with $4? Until Tennesseans learn a little more arithematic, we don't need a lottery.

The state government made $10,000,000 dollars on the lottery on opening day. Now everybody knows somebody, who knows somebody, who heard of somebody who won $1000. And they think the lottery is a good deal. Maybe if is for the few of us who don't play.
Howard