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#44

I'm going to start a software company. I'm going to release all my products with a label that says they need a jillion terabytes of RAM to run. People will think it's a joke, so it won't stop them from buying. But when they call me for technical support, I'll be able to say, "I'm sorry, your system does not meet the product's minimum hardware requirements," and hang up. I think that would be fun.