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#90

I find it mildly offensive that people find their personal idiosyncrasies such fascinating subjects to talk about. "I eat popcorn one piece at a time." "Oh really? I don't. I shove it in by the handful. The only thing I eat one piece at a time is Skittles." No. This is not an interesting conversation. I think this practice should be illegal. The courts could hire Shirley MacLaine to carry out sentences against violators. She'd talk about her personal idiosyncrasies. It wouldn't just be punishment. It'd be rehabilitation.