Reload this page for a new random thought.

#40

Why are shopping carts still the most technologically advanced method of shopping at grocery stores? You know what I'm talking about -- the wire mesh behemoths that are scientifically engineered to go every direction except straight and have a knack for occupying all the available parking spaces in the lot when you arrive. I think a new shopping method should be invented. How about a voice-controlled robot that follows you around the store like a faithful dog, dutifully picking up whatever items you tell it to? It would bag everything and calculate the total price as you go along -- so once you get to the cash register, you pay and leave -- no hassle, no waiting. It could even load the groceries in the car for you.