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#117

There's no support out there in this harsh world. You get a little money, and society expects you to go out and buy stuff on your own. I think we should instantiate self-help programs and support groups for new consumers, to help them adjust. You buy a music box -- the company that made it ought to include, as part of the charge, an invitation to a free reception, during which important music box tips would be discussed. Free refreshments, of course. "Hi, my name is Snook Draddots, and I'm a new music box owner."