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#153

The Grinch had it all wrong. What's the point of stealing Christmas? Christmas is a cool holiday. Not only do most jobs give you the day off, or at least pay time and a half, you get stuff for no good reason. I think the Grinch should have stolen Groundhog Day, or Presidents' Day, or Valentine's Day. With these holidays out of the way, we would be forced to obtain replacement holidays -- and with any luck, the replacement holidays would be some of the newer models, which come with at least the "day off" feature.