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#107

I don't understand the appeal of stretched limousines. I think people have a misplaced respect for them. "Oooooo," people say when they see one. Come on. They're like buses, only shorter. And sure, they have open bars and lounges and casinos and hot tubs inside them, but what good are they if you can't so much as stand up? Renting limos is even more confusing. What kind of a statement does that make? "Hey, look what I can't afford to own!"