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#148

Fantasy Quest, over on RinkWorks' Adventure Games Live feature (THIS IS NOT PRODUCT PLACEMENT, BECAUSE I AM SAYING SO VERY LOUDLY!), is my idea of a great game, because it portrays a utopian world. I think it's great how you can meet somebody there sitting in the middle of, say, a field, and then you can go way off all over the land four schmillion times, come back, and the guy's still sitting there in the middle of the field. Real life should be like this. I hate hunting people down when they're not where I can find them. The best part, though, is the general store. I want to run a store where I decide what people buy. "Hi," a customer would say to me, "here's ten bucks." And I'd say, "Ok, here's a vat of O-rings." And he'd say, "Darn! I was hoping for the electric lantern! Ok, here's another ten bucks." "Ok, here's four pounds of sausage meat." "Darn!" "By the way, we have a sale on banana nut muffins -- three for a dollar." "Wow, that sounds great! Here's a dollar!" "Ok, here's a roll of electrical tape." "Darn!"