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#142

I have a fault line in my basement. Fortunately it runs through about four feet above ground, so when there's a quake along the fault line, nothing cracks open or falls down. There's just a bit of a breeze. I think we could save thousands of lives if we started fault line elevating projects, but do you think we will? Nooooo! An operation like that would cost millions, and our comfy tush politicians would rather pocket the money. I hate that.