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Dragonlance: Legends

By Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman

Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard

Raistlin doesn't need me anymore. I'm a drunken slob now.

I'm going to do some time travelling and become a god.

Now that Raistlin is a god, everything is dead, including me. I will time travel and fix that.

Raistlin, abandon your evil ways and come home with me.

I can't. I'm evil to the core.

Ok, I accept that. Just come home with me, then.

I can't. I'm dead.

Ok, I accept that.

We will now turn the series over to a bunch of lesser writers who will churn out book after book of mindless drek.