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The Collected Work of H. P. Lovecraft

Ultra-Condensed by Thomas Deeny


Narrator
I will tell you about something horrific I witnessed.
(Narrator discusses MUNDANE experiences which supposedly lead up to something HORRIFIC.)

Narrator
We're almost at the horrific bit.
(Narrator talks about more stuff that might be SPOOKY if he'd only GET ON WITH IT.)

Narrator
We're very close now.
(Narrator draws it out MORE.)

Narrator
This time I swear we're just about at the horrific thing almost.
(Narrator FINALLY gets to the HORRIFIC thing which is HUGE and POWERFUL and EVIL and LAME.)



THE END

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