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The Magician's Nephew

By C. S. Lewis

Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


Uncle Andrew
Kids, take these magic rings and go exploring other worlds while I cower in fear.
Diggory and Polly
What a jerk.
(They go exploring.)

I wonder what's in this world...
Evil Witch
Har. I will destroy your world like I destroyed my own.
(The Evil Witch makes a MESS of London. Then Diggory and Polly send her to Narnia by ACCIDENT. Then they FIX everything just in time for a bad SEGUE into the next book.)



THE END


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