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The Great Hunt

By Robert Jordan

Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard

I want to do something. But doing this something is probably what the Aes Sedai want me to do, so I will do something else. But doing that something else may be what they want me to do, because they think I think they want me to do the first thing, so I'll decide to do this other thing instead. So I'll just do the first thing, since I want to do it anyway. Screw them.