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The Eye of the World

By Robert Jordan

Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


Rand al'Thor
Tam is my father.
(Nothing happens. Then, nothing happens. Then, unexpectedly, nothing happens. Everything is FRAUGHT with PORTENT.)

Moiraine
Everybody come with me.
Everybody
No. Well, ok.
(They travel a LOT. Something happens that isn't explained. Something happens that doesn't make sense. Something happens.)

Rand al'Thor
Tam is my father.



THE (predictable, cliched, dumb) END


Fans
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