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Starship Troopers

By Robert A. Heinlein

Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


Johnnie Rico
I've joined the army. Watch my career.
Robert A. Heinlein
Blah blah blah POLITICS blah blah blah ORDER blah blah blah PHILOSOPHY blah blah blah MILITARY ORGANIZATION blah blah blah I HATE THE MILITARY OF MY DAY blah blah blah WAR blah blah blah CITIZENSHIP blah blah blah VOTING blah blah blah MORAL PHILOSOPHY blah blah blah MATH RULES blah blah blah -- Story? We don't need no steenking story!
Reader #1
I am overawed. You are a god, Robert A. Heinlein.
Reader #2
I am overawed. You are a doofus, Robert A. Heinlein.
Reader #3
I'm hungry. What's on TV?



THE END


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