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Good news, Orson Scott Card! I have sold the Ender trilogy overseas!
Count them again, Barbara Bova.
Horror! On closer inspection, I see there are only two! Quick, you must write a third!(He does.)
This is too long. Split it into two books.(He does.)
These suck. There's not a single character in here that can make a simple decision without agonizing over it for pages. Fix that.(He doesn't.)