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The Castle of Llyr

By Lloyd Alexander

Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard


Prince Rhun
Hullo, hullo, hullo, hullo, hullo, hullo.
Princess Eilonwy
Why, that's like climbing a tree to keep a camel from biting your ear.
Queen Teleria
Hi -- yes stand up straight don't dawdle bow a little lower if you please hands out of your pocket thank you speak up don't mumble do tuck your tunic in, it looks so undignified to have a rumpled tunic -- there.
Gurgi
Peekings and squeakings and frownings and clownings and teasings and squeezings and stumpings and frumpings.
Taran
Since I'm the only one who can talk right, I'll lead the quest.



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