The Black Cauldron
By Lloyd Alexander
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
Ellydir
I rule. Kiss my toe nails, pig boy.
Taran
Why you--
Ellydir
Woe is me. I'm scum, and I'm mean, and I hate myself.
(Ellydir saves the day and DIES.)
THE END
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