Archives: RoboMegatronic
8/17/03
Here's one that harkens back to the old days, of stuff like
Group Therapy and others.
I was RoboMegatronic.
Stephen: How come I never get to fight any robots these days?
RoboMegatronic has entered.
* RoboMegatronic shoots Stephen with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
RoboMegatronic: BOW-TO-ME.
Mikko: LOL! Bye!
* RoboMegatronic shoots Mikko with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
RoboMegatronic: DO-NOT-LEAVE.
RoboMegatronic: YOUR-PRESENCE-IS-REQUIRED.
Mikko: Aah!!!!!!!!!!
* RoboMegatronic shoots Mikko with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
RoboMegatronic: SILENCE.
Stephen: Ho hum.
RoboMegatronic: ...
Stephen: It's just not the same anymore, RoboMegatronic.
Stephen: I think my robot fighting days are behind me.
Stephen: I guess it's time to holster my ionic disruptor burst cannon and put away the EMP grenades.
* RoboMegatronic shots Stephen with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
Stephen: Ow. And stuff.
RoboMegatronic: COMBAT-IS-REQUIRED.
RoboMegatronic: APATHY-IS-NOT-DESIRABLE.
RoboMegatronic: WOULD-YOU-LIKE-TO-TALK-ABOUT-IT.
Stephen: ...maybe.
Stephen: I guess my problem is that it seems so pointless.
RoboMegatronic: I-CAN-BE-YOUR-SHOULDER-TO-CRY-ON.
Stephen: You blow up one robot, and a few hours later the RoboFactory has turned out another one.
* RoboMegatronic shoots Stephen with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
Stephen: HEY!
Stephen: That's not very supportive.
Stephen: Freaking robot.
RoboMegatronic: APATHY-IS-NOT-DESIRABLE.
* Stephen shoulders his ionic disruptor burst cannon and fires a volley of bursts at RoboMegatronic.
RoboMegatronic: HOLY-CRAP.
* Mikko kills everyone with EMP torpedos and leaves.
Mikko has left.
Stephen: Uh. Perhaps Mikko doesn't realize that EMPs aren't particularly effective against non-robots.
* RoboMegatronic shoots Stephen with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
* Stephen flies backwards into a wall.
RoboMegatronic: WOO-HOO.
* Stephen slowly peels himself off the wall. His sunglasses are broken.
Stephen: Okay, robot.
Stephen: Now you've asked for it.
RoboMegatronic: DEFIANCE-IS-NOT-DESIRABLE.
RoboMegatronic: WOULD-YOU-LIKE-TO-TALK-ABOUT-IT.
* Stephen discards his gun and lunges at the robot. TIME FOR ROBOT-FU!
* Stephen stops.
Stephen: Yeah, okay.
Stephen: I have a real defiant streak in me. It goes back to my relationship with my parents, I suppose.
RoboMegatronic: HOVERING-IN-MID-AIR-IS-NOT-DESIRABLE.
Stephen: Hey, robot, what is desirable?
* RoboMegatronic shoots Stephen's parents with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon un.
RoboMegatronic: ERROR: WEAPON NOT FOUND: UN
* RoboMegatronic shoots Stephen's parents with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
Stephen: Thanks.
RoboMegatronic: DEFIANCE-IS-OVER.
* RoboMegatronic shoots Stephen with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
Stephen: Stupid robot.
RoboMegatronic: ...
* RoboMegatronic shoots Myrth with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
* Myrth jerks limply.
RoboMegatronic: ...
RoboMegatronic: I-FORGOT-MY-DIRECTIVE.
Stephen: You know, that ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun really stings.
Rabbitlord: Doesn't look like it's killed anyone yet.
RoboMegatronic: I-FEEL-SO-PURPOSELESS.
Stephen: Do you want to talk about it?
RoboMegatronic: ROBOMEGATRONIC-HAD-A-DIFFICULT-PERIOD- OF-CONSTRUCTION-IN-THE-FACTORY.
Rabbitlord: Robo: I think you were in the process of killing Stephen.
* RoboMegatronic shoots Stephen with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
Stephen: Oh, hey, thanks a lot, Rabbitlord. You're a real pal.
Rabbitlord: Always glad to help.
* Stephen lunges an EMP grenade into the robot's open mouth.
RoboMegatronic: ERROR: INVALID MOUTH INPUT
Stephen: Excellent.
* RoboMegatronic shoots RoboMegatronic with an ionic pulse laser fire cannon gun.
* MikroMikko shoots both Stephen and RoboMegaTronic with AOL spam.
RoboMegatronic: ERROR: ILLEGAL TARGET
MikroMikko: MOHAHAHAHAHAHA!
RoboMegatronic: LOW-INTEREST-MORTGAGE-RATES-NOT-DESIRABLE.
RoboMegatronic: HOT-SINGLES-NOT-DESIRABLE.
RoboMegatronic: UNKNOWN TRANSACTION TYPE: TRANSFER OF $4 MILLION FROM NIGERIA.
RoboMegatronic: ERROR: LARGER PART 43829-U INCOMPATIBLE.
RoboMegatronic: ERROR: UNKNOWN PROCEDURE "STOP POP-UP ADS FOR GOOD"
RoboMegatronic: ERROR: UNKNOWN QUALITY "EQUITY AND WEALTH"
Stephen: Equality and wealth are incompatible, comrade robot!
RoboMegatronic: MALFUNCTION.
RoboMegatronic: ..............rrrr.....rrrrrrrrrrrrr......rrrrrr..............
RoboMegatronic has left.
Rabbitlord: ... That went well.
Zarniwoop: Whoo!
Sam: That guy was annoying me. Someone should teach him about the caps lock key.
Zarniwoop: Score one for the good guy.
Stephen: Good guy?
Stephen: No, pretty sure the robot was the good guy.
Stephen: It was trying to kill me, in case you didn't notice.
Stephen: Glad you guys took care of it, though.
Sam: So you ARE evil after all?
Stephen: ...
Stephen: I never said that.
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