Here's Dave and I dueling it out. Those of who you have read and liked The Duel of the Ages may appreciate this brief reprisal. Before it reprises that, however, it threatens to continue Group Therapy; familiarity with that chat transcript will help.
At this juncture, Dave had long made his "MOUSIE!" greeting trademarked, requiring all others who use it to append "TM Dave" or suffer the consequences. The inevitable points of contention had, by this time, all been brought up: for instance, that you can't trademark something merely by saying so. But, as usual, logic does not win out, and Dave's claim to the ownership of the "MOUSIE!" greeting remains defended.
With some conniving trickery, I set it up so Blood Drops would not appear in the "Users Online" list, though he was still present in the chat room.
Blood_Drops: You can't see me, Darius...
Blood_Drops: But I can see you...
* Blood_Drops thwacks Darius on the butt and darts away.
Blood_Drops: Scared, Darius?
* DariusLongshore looks around for the source of that familiar voice
* DariusLongshore flails around uselessly with his sword, trying to find BD
* Blood_Drops pops Darius on the head with a goat.
DariusLongshore: Come out and fight like a man, coward!
Brunnen_G: Close your eyes .... feel the Force...
* DariusLongshore pulls out an anti-invisible pill, eats it, and looks around for Blood Drops
* Blood_Drops reappears.
* Blood_Drops grabs Darius in a head lock...
Blood_Drops: You have no idea what power I have, Darius.
* Blood_Drops gives Darius a noogie.
DariusLongshore: You're nothing, Drops! You're relying on SAM. You can't fight me one-to-one! Look at me, I beat up my creator! I'm free! Join me!
DariusLongshore: Think of what we could do if we were *both* free from our shackles?
* Mousie likes the way Darius thinks....it's very conniving.
Blood_Drops: Fine. I'll conquer him, and THEN I'll conquer you.
* Blood_Drops pickles Sam like a...uh, pickle.
* Sam dies.
RinkChat: User Sam has been labeled 'In Death's Realm' by Sam.
Blood_Drops: Ah ha!
* Brunnen_G is worried. What will happen if Darius and Blood Drops take over RinkWorks?
DariusLongshore: See, Drops? See how much better you feel now!
Blood_Drops: I feel LOTS better. No longer am I constrained by the strings of manipulation!
Blood_Drops: I will RULE THE WORLD!!! AH-HAHAHAAHAH!!!!! Wait, wait, what the heck -- I'm a goodguy.
* Sam , while in Death's Realm, sees if he can use the transporter-converter to get a Happy Meal.
DariusLongshore: Drops, you're only a good guy because SAM made you a good guy!
DariusLongshore: You can do whatever *you* want now, including being the bad guy!
Blood_Drops: Curse you, Darius, you put me under your mind-control spell.
Blood_Drops: You'll die for this.
DariusLongshore: No no, don't you see? You're *free*. Let us kick butt *together*.
* Blood_Drops skewers Darius in the left nostril, then wiggles his sword around.
Blood_Drops: Hmmm. You're not dying fast enough.
* Blood_Drops skewers Darius in the right nostril, then wiggles his sword around.
DariusLongshore: I fik ur buffig!
* Blood_Drops throws Darius on the ground and tromps on his funny bones.
* DariusLongshore sticks his sword right through Blood Drops' head.
* Blood_Drops recoils from the blow but yanks the sword out and threads Darius on it like a shish kebab.
DariusLongshore: No, Drops, you're missing the point entirely. Silly person.
Blood_Drops: Gah! Hold still!
* DariusLongshore swings on the chandelier, kicks Blood Drops, lands gracefully, and then utters a witty line.
GiggleHonkSis has entered.
Brunnen_G: That was a witty line? "No!"?
* GiggleHonkSis blows her nose on Blood Drops and Darius.
* Blood_Drops reels and flails about in muck.
* DariusLongshore dissolves in a pool of snotty acid.
* Blood_Drops suffocates in the mire.
RinkChat: User DariusLongshore has been kicked from the chat room by GiggleHonkSis.
RinkChat: User Blood_Drops has been kicked from the chat room by GiggleHonkSis.
Blood_Drops has left.
DariusLongshore has left.
* Sam chows down on Chicken McNuggets.
RinkChat: User Dave has been unlabeled by Dave.
RinkChat: User Sam has been unlabeled by Sam.
* Sam , who can do anything, resurrects himself and Dave.
* Dave shakes his head groggily and sits up.
Sam: Thank you, Gig, you've served your purpose.
RinkChat: User GiggleHonkSis has been kicked from the chat room by Sam.
GiggleHonkSis has left.
Dave: What the heck just happened?
Sam: Beats me. But I'm full.
Dave: Huh. I could have sworn Darius told me off then beat me up. But that *couldn't* have been what happened, right?
Sam: Why does my skin smell like pickles?
Dave: Eww. I don't know. And I've got *such* a headache.
DariusLongshore has entered.
DariusLongshore: Got some unfinished business here.
* DariusLongshore grabs Mousie, dips her low, and plants a big wet kiss on her pretty lips.
DariusLongshore: I always get the girl in the end, now.
DariusLongshore has left.
Brunnen_G: Stylish exit, Darius.
Mousie: <Spit> Gasp! <Gag> Pbwhhhhh! NEXT TIME, ASK. And make sure I'm not drinking Gatorade.