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Slapdash City

"We've got some web pages."

By Snook Draddots

Welcome to Slapdash City! I have assembled an impressive array of web sites and online activities right here, all in one place, for you to surf to and enjoy. In fact, I've obsoleted an estimated 92.3% of the world's web sites, because Slapdash City does what they do, only better, and more stuff besides. My site is cool! I hope you like it too! Don't forget to sign my guestbook!

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References and Archives

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Guestbook

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