Fortune Cookies

Sometimes the fortunes told in fortune cookies are bizarre. Often they're not truly predictive fortunes at all but some kind of weird compliment. Other times, they predict things that are either exceptionally mundane or totally outrageous. Either way, they can be amusing.

Quotations from Fortune Cookies:

• "You will find a bushel of money."

• "Your smile will tell you what makes you feel good."

• "You are going to have some new clothes."

• "Your family is young, gifted and attractive."

• "There is a true and sincere friendship between you both."

• "The night life is for you."

• "Face facts with dignity."

• "You are magnetic in your bearing."

• "You are free to invent your life."

• "Good sense is the master of human life."

• "Maybe someday we will live on the moon!"

• "Don't panic."

• "If you don't have time to live your life now, when will you?"

• "Ignorance never settles a question."

• "You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."

• "Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance."

• "Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress."

• "You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment."

• "Do you believe? Endurance and persistence will be rewarded."

• "Good Luck bestows upon you. You will get what your heart desires."

• "Pat yourself on the back for creating an opportunity."

• "It could be better, but it's good enough."

• "You will find a thing. It may be important."

• "The calling that has sounded will not be the lasting call."

• "In youth and beauty, wisdom is rare."

• "This is the year when ingenuity stands high on the list."

• "The best year-round temperature is a warm heart and a cool head."

• "Ssoorrrryy,, dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh oonn.."

• "You will prosper in the field of wacky inventions."

• "Remember to share good fortune was well as bad with your friends."

• "You may be hungry soon; order a takeout now."

• "Buy the red car."

• "I cannot talk right now. Even fortune cookies need to sleep sometime!"

• "You and your wife will be happy in your life together." (received by a single woman)

• On one side: "You have an important new business development shaping up."
  On the other: "Learn Chinese: I need money -- wo xuyao chyan"

• "Never kiss an elephant on the lips."

• "Strike iron while hot."

• "You are the master of every situation."

• "No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings."

• "Real is all a vision. You have to see it for yourself."

• "Food is sex."

• "You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment."

• "A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth."

• "You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."