> So, who is your favorit superhero?

Captain America. [cue patriotic music] He's the epitome of the American Dream -- what America (no, what any country) wants to be: a strong, helpful, gentle, protective friend to all. Captain America doesn't frown nor does he get angry. Captain America is that cool uncle who takes you to baseball games. He's that guy that tells you to stand proud and believe in yourself. He's an icon, a shining example of what we all can be.

[Captain America as listed above may vary from actual product. Chauvanistic vision may vary depending on location. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.]

-Faux "USA! USA! USA!" Pas