> ... That weirds me out a bit. I have never submitted a review of either "Titanic" or "The Mummy" - I've never even seen either of them. The one review I can think of that fits that category that I wrote was "The Fugitive." Hmm.

I've submitted a "Titanic" review (which was turned down, and rightfully so) and a "Speed 2: Cruise Control" review which started with my confession that I haven't actually seen the movie then made mostly-accurate predictions about the movie.

Then there was the "Speed 2" review I almost sent in where I was pretending it was a sequel to "Titanic": "Titanic 2: Cruise Control".

-Faux "Reviewer of Cinemax After Dark movies" Pas