> > If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a cockroach with a wooden leg to drill a hole in a bar of soap?
>
> If I am going to solve this one by scientific method, I need better information and NO variables.
> 1. A cockroach has six legs. Which one is wooden?
> 2. How thick is the bar of soap?
> 3. What brand of soap is it? (Density of soap varies from brand to brand.)
> 4. What species of cockroach is it? (Size is the important factor here,)
> 5. Is it one cockroach or a 1.5 like the chicken?
> 6. What type of drill is he using? Pick one.
> a. electric b.pneumatic c.manual d.other
> 7. What is the gender of the cockroach? (Is this a cockroach or a henroach? Or am I confusing roaches and chickens?)
> 8. How much do you pay for this kind of research?
> How"can you expect me to work without some kind of rew"ard

ROTF! *wheeze* I was laughing so hard at your response Howard, I think I've bruised my lungs. Awesome. And now I actually have to go write up a solution to the cockroach problem... :)

Oh yeah, I'm guessing the size of the cockroach is of the "teenager" variety. Not one of those big...Gozilla size man-eaters that could pick its mandibles using the croc body in "Lake Placid".

Wolfspirit