> Too many peoble are usigg the, uh, the web page porshun of De Dialeckizeh rite now. Please eideh try again in a few minoots or use the, duh uhh, text translashun porshun. DOIHH!Sorry f' de inconbeniess; webuh must limit de numbeheh of usehs who use the, uh, the web page porshun of De Dialeckizeh simultaneous in ordeh t' liteen de load it cuzs on our sehbeh. (De text translatigg porshun of De Dialeckizeh has no such constrait.)

Sam! SAAAM!! Somebody is playing with your dialectizer again. How many times must I tell you not to let the other kids play with your toys? Don't come running to me if somebody breaks it.
Howard