> You see three iguanas sitting dejectedly on the beach instead of having fun like all the other seven hundred and ninety-one iguanas. When approached, one of them says:
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> "We've been loaned fifty-seven high school posters as pets for the summer. Our shares are: half, a quarter and a fifth respectively.
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> Now we're all pals and don't mind that. Except that no student is to be maimed in anyway whatsoever, or the whole deal's off.
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> What would you, a komodo dragon, do to make an iguana grin?

No, I'm definitely not the only random one tonight. There must be something in the water... everywhere...

Did you write that stream-of-consciousness? It certainly seems like it.

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