> Face/Off
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> Nicolas Cage (John Travolta) and John Travolta (Nicolas Cage) shoot at each other for two-and-a-half hours.
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> The End

This is very good, but as far as I'm concerned any MAM of Face/Off is incomplete without a boat chase reference. I suggest an addendum:

Nicolas Cage (John Travolta) and John Travolta (Nicolas Cage) shoot at each other for two-and-a-half hours. Then they get in BOATS and shoot some more.

The End

Ste "Really didn't like that movie" phen