> > However, I wanted everyone to know that I have many interesting, intelligent, and correct opinions on the subjects being discussed here, and if a convenient time had presented itself, I could have committed them to writing in a well-reasoned and stylistically impressive form, flavored with just the right amount of clever wit.
> >
> > Just so you're all aware of that.
>
> So... basically, you're writing to let us all know how great you are? ;-}

Actually, I think he was letting us know how great he would have been...

Step "Eat at Joe's" phen