> DODGE - Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
> BMW - Break My Windows
> BUICK - Big Ugly Imported Car Killer (?)
>
> And I have forgotten the rest. I hate forgetting things.

I can offer two oldies:
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD - Found On Road Dead

and heck, one can't enter rinkworks without adding something new...
LEXUS - Let's Embrangle Xenophobic United States
I'm gonna stop there 'cause I'm suddenly realizing that new does not mean good.
Eu'euonymous'gene