The Legend of Zelda
Released by Nintendo, 1987
Ultra-condensed by Darien

SHIGERU MYAMOTO: I have this great idea for a new game! It should have a storyline and reasons for the things that happen! And we'll include a battery to allow the player to save the game!

(Lots of TECHIES spend a WHILE and make the GAME)

PLAYER: Ooo... gold cartridge... (plays GAME)

SWORD GUY: Master using it and you can have this.

BOMB GUY: I bet you'd like to have more bombs.

CRANKY GUY: You must pay door charge.

PLAYER: Woo hoo! I finally beat it! Die, Ganon, die!

ENDING SEQUENCE: Heh. You thought so. Now let's see you do it again... but we'll make it *much harder!*

PLAYER: Aaaaah! (Loses lots of SLEEP)

THE END