> > HEY! Darn that Grishny and his manipulative
> abuse of truth-in-advertising laws...
>
> Ouch! Consider me darned. Those darning
> needles sure are sharp.

You just watch yourself. Next time, I'll have you serged.

> I am going to write up a report on my
> impressions from the Onion, but I'll send it to
> Sam for inclusion on the Convention page
> rather than post it here. It's not like I'm going to
> say much that others haven't already said.

I guess I can live with that. Not that your subject line wasn't MANIPULATIVE and CRUEL in any case, but I supposed even a gentle-orc has to let his dark roots show sometimes.

> Gri"yuck yuck yuck"shny

Don "And no, before you say it, I'm NOT trying to imply that you dye your hair. :-p" Monkey