> > > Well, I tried it. All I got was seven years of bad luck.
> > > How"bet you thought you were going to get a serious comment"ard
> >
> > Howard, you wound me. I would never think such a thing of you! :-}
> >
> > Dar (I'm using parentheses instead of quotation marks this time) ien
>
> That word drives me bonkers. Is it "wound" as in an injury or "wound" as in "I wound the clock?"
> Howard

Actually, in this case, it's "wound" as in the plural form of "moose." Since I was significantly more than moosed by your comment, I strengthened it by pluralizing it; hence, I was wounded. Sorry if I was unclear.

Dar *I'm using asterisks, this time* ien