> > > "For transporting young gulls accross sedate lions for immoral porpises."
> >
> > I ran across that joke when collecting jokes for Really Bad Jokes. But I didn't like the version. Yours is much better, and I'll include it in the next update. Thanks!
>
> Oops, looks like I forgot. Maybe in the one after this. (sheesh)

Actually, you might want to be careful about that. I mentioned to the friend who told it to me that you were going to add it to the site, and he told me that it's actually lyrics to a song (except I probably changed bits and pieces when I typed it in) and that it could be copyright infringment. Oops.

Luisa