> -eric "Maybe if my dagblasted showers weren't so dadgummed long" sleator
> Sun 26 Nov A.D. 2000

My sophomore year of college, I had a roommate who I swear took one-minute showers. I have no idea how he managed to get clean.

My showers used to be long, too. My wife still says they are. If I have time, I like to enjoy showering, but I can take a quick one if need be.

Gri"shampoo is an intrinsically funny word"shny