> Things I Don't Want for Christmas:
> Ok, it's a new kind of Christmas wish list for the Bah! Humbug! crowd.

Got anything for the Gah! Harumph! crowd?

> A tie. I have a million of them and the only time I need one is when I fly. Believe it or not, when I get on an airplane, I always wear a suit and tie. That, and a little grey hair, will get you real respect. It also gives me a better chance of getting an upgrade. It even gets you a better room at a hotel. There I go rambling again.

I had a roommate in college who did that. I always wondered why. Perhaps he was onto the same thing that you are. But he didn't have any grey hair. Me, I'd prefer to be comfortable.

> Computer games. What for? I still have my Gameboy with Tetrus on it. What else do I need?

Gameboy? Who needs a Gameboy? All I need is my Tetris keychain!

> A digital camera. I still haven't figured out the one I got last year.

Hey, if you're not using that...

> A motor scooter. Oops, sorry, wrong list.
> Howard

Gri"someone in my line of work can always use a digital camera"shny