> Abortion

Yup. The more killing, the better.

> Assisted Suicide

Definitely. Killing.

> Death Penalty

Killing killing killing. Vote YES!

> Gun Control

Heck no! Can you imagine how much harder it is to kill people without guns? I mean, as it stands, I can sit in my apartment an just pop off passing motorists. But if the durn gubmint gets its dirty mitts on my guns, then where will I be? I'll have to run out and STAB passing motorists! And how effective do you suppose a "drive-by lynching" would be? Huh?? Gun control indeed. I intend to defend my family when the godless pinkos storm our shores and attempt to turn this great country into a bastion for the International Communist Conspiracy, thank you very much. You can lay down and die, but not me! No, I'm going to blast those yellow reds back into their iron curtain meat-lockers! Sure, them soviets are acting all nice and capitalistic for now, but they're just trying to lull us into a false sense of security. They're going to wait until we disarm all our nukes and then they're going to swarm all over us like little red bugs! And we need all the firepower we can get to goosh them!

> God

God killed lots of people. Sure.

> School Uniforms

Huh. I don't really see much benefit from these in terms of deaths... unless some students will feel like they're being absorbed into the COMMUNIST MACHINE and snap and kill lots of people.

> School Security

Umm. Depends on what you mean. Security from the Red Menace, definitely. But none of that "no guns in school" crap! Our children need to learn to bump off commies, too!

> Human Genome Project

Huh. Bet we could find out lots of new ways to kill people.

> Extra Terrestrial Life

Sure. More targets!

> Plastic Surgery

Feh. A waste of good money that could be spent on purging the blasted godless reds.

> Creation vs Evolution

Better question: Destruction vs. Decay?

> TV

Only violent propagnda about driving back the evil communists. And All In the Family. Archie Bunker for president!

> The Internet

No way! The internet is the primary tool used by leftist propagandists speading their demonseed! We cannot allow our impressionable children to be swayed by this evil force called "internet!"