> I heard that one of the presidential candidates picked a Jew to run for vice-president. Is that kosher?

Vy not?

> I think a Jewish vice-president might be a good idea. Especially if kosher food catches on like Mexican food did.

Heh. Circle U and K's everywhere. Not very likely, especially in the South, where porcine products go in almost everything...

> And what could be more American than a guy named Joe who smiles a lot? But does he speak Spanish?

Joseph? After the son of Israel?

::doesn't quite get the Spanish part::

> Did you notice that "K" (for kosher) in the subject line?

Not 'til you pointed it out. :)

> Okay, I promise, no more political quips until after the election. Would I lie to you?
> Howard

Nyperold