Here is my latest Movie-A-Minute ripoff. Enjoy!

DUCK SOUP

Directed by Leo McCarey

1933

Mrs. Teasdale (Margaret Dumont)

I want Groucho Marx to be the ruler of Freedonia.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

Mrs. Teasdale, I want your money, so I love you. Ambassador Trentino, you're an idiot.

Trentino (Louis Calhern)

This means war.

Chicolini (Chico Marx)

I'm-a spying on Groucho while running an unsuccessful peanut stand, being Groucho's secretary of war, and having fights with the lemonade stand owner. And I do it all with an Italian accent. Right, Harpo?

Pinky (Harpo Marx)

--honk--

Bob Rolland (Zeppo Marx)

I don't really do anything here.

(The MARX BROTHERS do funny THINGS, except Zeppo, who doesn't really do anything here.)

THE END

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