> I've always admired writers who can use words to show you vivid pictures. This one has been kicking around the internet for a while and I don't have any idea who wrote it, but it is a good example of what I'm talking about.
> As a cat person, I don't approve of the method described here and I don't think the SPCA would either.
> Subject: How to Wash a Cat
> 1. Flush the toilet several times.
> 2. Allow toilet to fill with water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
> 3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
> 4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions, which will also clean out your toilet. Read a magazine while waiting.
> 5. Flush the toilet a few times to rinse the cat.
> 6. Leap off the toilet seat, dash out the door, and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if powered by a jet engine. 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Watch TV while waiting.
> P.S. Be sure to remove the blue 2000 Flushes from the tank before beginning.
> Howard

You might find it somewhere...