> > > A termite walked into the same bar and asked, "Is the bartender here?"
> > >
> > > Mou"doesn't come across the same in printing"sie
> >
> > Aarggh. I *like* it. Have you ever read Ogden Nash's definitive work on termites?
> >
> > Some primal termite knocked on wood
> > And tasted it, and found it good
> > And that is why your cousin May
> > Fell through the parlour floor today
>
> I sure do miss old Ogden. That was one of his best. Remember "The Panther?"
> Howard

Yes, I do. But I'm sure *you're* just dying to tell everyone, so be my guest.

Brunnen-"graciously stepping aside"G