> > > > > Mi "I think the B-Man owes me a compliment" key
> > > >
> > > > Brunnen-"don't hold your breath"G
> > >
> > > C'mon Brun! I know deep in your heart, you're fun. Are you the one? I'm not the one you should shun. Ahh, he's got a gun! RUN!
> > >
> > > Mi "Ok, that got a bit silly" key
> >
> > C'mon Mikey. Deep in your Nikes, you're just a tyke. Like, get on your bike. And I've also got a pike. STRIKE!
> >
> > Brunnen-"never go up against a Brunnen-G when DEATH is on the line!"G
>
> Ok, Brunnen-G. This has stopped being a party, see. I'm going to give you ten seconds to flee before I release my attack dogs three, and they will tear you asunder verily. Mikey has spoken, whispers the tree.
>
> Mi "Ever hear of Stephen? Darien? Spider-Boy? Morons!" key

There once was a Mikey from Rink
Who finds it quite tricky to think.
With each subsequent post
He annoys us the most
And his poems invariably stink.