> > THE RINKWORKS MESSAGE FORUM
> > Ultra-condensed by Darien
> >
> > Sam: Here are my insightful opinions and movie reviews.
> >
> > Darien: Whine, whine, complain...
> >
> > Stephen: I am the Supreme Dictator! Bow down to me!
> >
> > Issachar: I'm not Darien. Yes I am. No, we're really not.
> >
> > Brunnen-G: Seen any giant evil space bugs lately?
> >
> > Spider-Boy: No, but I saw one in a comic book once.
> >
> > Chris: Let me tell you the best way to eat a giant evil space bug - raw.
> >
> > Darien: Whine, whine, complain...
> >
> > Morris Cecil Glalet, Th.D: In case you have fogotten the date, I shall be so kind as to remind you.
> >
> > Byron: My God. I am *so* great... My God.
> >
> > Unipeg: Bye! I have a bike trip to go on!
> >
> > Minamoon: I'm Darien's girlfriend. We'll win the bathmat.
> >
> > Sam: Um, yes, well... that's nice... let's talk about something insightful now. Or recent movies.
> >
> > Darien: Whine, whine, complain...
>
>
> THE RINKWORKS MESSAGE FORUM.... CONTINUED
> Ultra-condensed by Wolfspirit
>
>
> Brunnen-G: Don't call me Brunnen.
>
> Faux Pas: Because otherwise we'd think you're Brünnhilde, right?
>
> unipeg: woah, i like being a happy narwhal. i'm not a formal penguin....really
>
> Paul A.: Sure I can get you a Kosher Shakespeare. You want fries with that?
>
> Spider-Boy: !telmaHs'tifieract'nodI-tiotniMOODkrewtsumuoyyebo
>
> Balanthalus: *looks at a few posts in the DOOM thread, scratches head* Could this be the most useless post ever? It certainly isn't on *my* Top 100 list.
>
> Brunnen-G: Yes, well I'm not going to bother read it. It's not darkly significant enough.
>
> Raven: ~winks softly~ As the twig is bent, the tree inclines~
>
> Howard: This forum Domination thing is getting just plain silly. It is time to inject a serious note into this hodge podge of drivel. Like racing car predictions - that's the ticket.
>
> Tom Schmidt: May I suggest Elmira College, hotbed of fringe forum fanaticism?
>
> Dave: That Recent Messages page is only good if you read it every day, and who has time for that? Besides, I keep telling Sam he'd kill four birds with one stone, and the problem would resolve itself, if only he had the guts to delete 207.10.37.X like he did before. Ha!
>
> Sam: Just for that, you'll see how viciously I will praise Dave's suggestion.
>
> Minamoon: Think again - if anyone threatens Darien and that bathmat, they'll have to deal with me first. Oshiokio! In the name of Mars, I may have to punish you. ^_^
>
> Howard: Dagnabit, you young whippersnappers. I'll run over those troublemakers with my motorscooter.
>
> famous: Yay! Howard dethrones Stephen. I'm the new Number 2!
>
> Jimmy of York: So you want ketchup with that?
>
> Dracimas: Not necessarily. With the recent PC99 specs, the parallel port is coded pink, the serial is green, the keyboard connector is mauve, and that thing... I really don't know what color that one's supposed to be...
>
> Darien: (suspiciously) What's *that* thing doing here? Where do you think you're going with *that* in this thread?
>
> Wolfspirit: It's a chainsaw. I only carry one around for emergencies.
>
> Mousie: Then I'll have a Cheeseburger, eight cans of soda, and a double order of Milk Duds with mine, thanks.
>
> Chris: Foolish, foolish Rinky dinks. Let me tell you the best way to eat a giant evil space bug-- raw!

Oh. My. Gosh. These people must think I'm soooooo fat.

Mou"now there's REALLY no ambiguity about my gender"sie