Ultimate Bot Tournament #7: Session 3
TalkingDog has entered.
goldfishy has entered.
Sentynel has entered.
Revan has entered.
zyzzyva has entered.
Sam has entered.
10Kan has entered.
Counterpoint has entered.
LaZorra has entered.
zyzzyva: Statebot is unfair to those of us not in the US.
Sentynel: Guess randomly.
goldfishy: I did surprisingly ok when I tried it... apart from the odd stupid answer
Sam: AstroBot is unfair to those of us not in outer space.
10Kan: Captionbot is unfair to the blind!
Sentynel: That must be why I was getting decent scores on AstroBot, then!
goldfishy: Sentynel is an alien!!
* Sentynel adjusts antennae
Sam: I called Maryam and left a message saying, "BOTS! BOTS! BOTS! BOTS! It's time to play BOTS!"
LaZorra: LOL, Sam.
Maryam has entered.
Maryam: Sam: Thanks for the call! I was lying in bed.
Maryam: LOL! I'll have to listen to the message later. I only knew to come in because it said it was from you.
(SMASH CHORD MUSICAL OPENING! THE CROWD ROARS!)
* 10Kan roars!
: I'd say it is the riiiight time...
: To walk away.
: When dreaming takes you no-o-where...
: It's time to play!
: Hotties working overtime
: Your ophood don't matter
10Kan: 
: The clock keeps ticking
: When RinkChat's on your mind
: Playing! Play with the bots!
: Playing! PLAYING WITH THE BO-O-O-OTS!
: After chasing hotties,
: And avoiding the nots,
: We're playing with the bots.
10Kan: I can't figure out what tune this is to.
zyzzyva: Happy birthday clearly.
Sam: PLAYING WITH THE BOYS, you goob.
zyzzyva: Darn, I was wrong.
Sam: POP CULTURE FAIL
10Kan: GOOD THING THERE IS NOT CULTUREBOT.
Revan: I haven't heard that song either.
goldfishy: Me either - but then I am an uncultured heathen
* Counterpoint missed most of the '80s.
zyzzyva: I was born 1990.
Sam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOpQnRE0qs
Sam: YOU WILL ALL WATCH THAT VIDEO, BECAUSE I'M NOT STARTING THE BOTS UNTIL YOU LEARN THE 80S.
Sam: THAT IS THE REAL VIDEO.
Sam: I HOPE YOU'RE ALL WATCHING THAT RIGHT NOW.
zyzzyva: I TOTALLY AM!
* zyzzyva secretly isn't.
* Counterpoint defies Sam.
LaZorra: KENNY LOGGINS FTW
Sam: See, that song is Playing with the BOYS, only Jaffar made it Playing with the BOTS. Do you get it? Because it's the UBT, and we're playing with bots? It's just like "boys" only one letter is different.
zyzzyva: I still don't get it.
zyzzyva: So bots are like boys?
Sam: I CAN'T BELIEVE NONE OF YOU RECOGNIZED THE LYRICS. YOU FREAKING BABIES AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO BE ALIVE YET.
Maryam: I didn't recognize them either, and I was born in '81.
Sam: I REFUSE TO RUN THE UBT TONIGHT.
Sam: YOU ALL SUCK.
Sam: EXCEPT FOR LAZORRA. FTW FTW!
Maryam: Nor do I recognize this song.
Counterpoint: Sam: I was sad to realize I felt like you when I learned people born in the '90s are in college now.
Sam: OKAY, NEXT SONG WILL BE DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME? OH WAIT, YOU'RE PROBABLY ALL TOO YOUNG FOR THAT TOO.
: Don't you wish your vizier was HOT. LIKE. ME?
LaZorra: BAHAHAHA
zyzzyva: Hehe.
* 10Kan can't quite place this one either...
: Don't you wish your vizier had a FINGERNAIL like me?
Revan: I hope that isn't his only one.
LaZorra: NO NOT WHILE I'M EATING CARROTS
Maryam: Make them come out her nose!
Counterpoint: Carrot blowdarts?
LaZorra: JAFFAR I WOULD TOTALLY THROW MY PANTIES AT YOU IF LOU FERRIGNO DIDN'T STILL HAVE THEM
: I EET ALL OF YUO BORN AFTER 2006 NOM NOM NOM
zyzzyva: I was born in 2008.
: FIRST GAME = MOVIEBOT. YOU KNOW MOVIES, RIGHT? MOVIES = LIKE YOUTUBE, ONLY LONGER AND WITHOUT ILLITERATE COMMENTS.
MovieBot has been summoned by Sam.
Sam: I did consider making this SinbadMovieBot. But, you know.
Maryam: LOL
NessaChan has entered.
Maryam: YAY NESSA!
NessaChan: so yeah, I totally forgot
Maryam: Me too. Sam had to call me.
: GAME = BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS! nom nom nom nom
Sentynel: I have a worrying feeling I'm going to suck almost as badly at this as I will at StateBot..
Sam: I still can't believe NOBODY got the song.
Sam: WORDZAP NOW.
goldfishy: No zap me!
* LaZorra is absolutely horrible [-2] at figuring [+3] out songs [+3] from lyrics [+3].
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 2002.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Revan: Dress [-2].
Sentynel: horrible [+1]
Sentynel: dress [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Director: Lee [+3] Tamahori.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Pierce [-2] Brosnan.
Sentynel: pierce [+1]
Maryam: die another day
MovieBot: Maryam says Die Another Day (2002) and is right!
NessaChan: the fighting [+3] spy [+3]
LaZorra: PIERCE BROSNAN
Counterpoint: Whoa, I clearly [-2] missed something big by missing Sessions [+3] 1 and 2.
Maryam: Yay! I never get any answers from this bot.
Sam: clearly [+1]
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: Zach Galligan.
NessaChan: good job
Sam: CP: Click on one of the green/red numbers for an explanation.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Joe Dante.
Sam: gremlins
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Year: 1990.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Sentynel: argh
* LaZorra read, "Director: John Denver."
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #2: Phoebe [+3] Cates.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #4: Robert Prosky.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #3: John Glover [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Writer [-2]: Chris Columbus.
Sentynel: writer [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #5: Robert Picardo.
NessaChan: can we do pre-code musical movie bot instead? :P
Sam: Nessa: I'm positive [+3] there are a few of those in here.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #8: Dick [+3] Miller [-2].
Sam: miller [+1]
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Gremlins 2: The New Batch [+3] (1990).
MovieBot: Alternate [+3] title: Gremlins 2.
zyzzyva: Christopher columbus!
NessaChan: oh good gravy [+3]
Sam: I practically [+3] handed [+3] that one to you.
Counterpoint: This is surreal [+3].
Sam: CP: GOOD JOB FOR SAYING THAT. YOU GET 3 POINTS.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
TalkingDog: Oh, dangit, I thought of that too. Didn't know I could guess the shorter [+3] one.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: John Carpenter [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Meg Foster [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Roddy Piper [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #2: Keith David.
10Kan: They Live
Sam: they live
MovieBot: 10Kan says They Live (1988) and is right!
10Kan: WOO
Sam: Nice.
Counterpoint: I saw that recently! I didn't even know it existed [+3].
10Kan: I'm here to score points and chew [+3] bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Alfred Hitchcock.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: John Williams.
NessaChan: psycho [+3]
10Kan: Cape [+3] Fear [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Grace [+3] Kelly [+3].
Counterpoint: rear [+3] window [+1]
10Kan: The Birds [+3]
Sam: ThePhan and Randy usually score well in this, but they're not here.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Cary Grant [+3].
10Kan: Rear [-2] Window
Sentynel: rear [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #3: Jessie Royce Landis.
LaZorra: Okay, I think I am going to make myself some actual [-2] dinner instead of carrots [+3] and snap [+3] peas [+3].
Sentynel: actual [+1]
LaZorra: actual
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #5: Charles Vanel.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Writer: David Dodge [+3].
NessaChan: oh I know I know
Counterpoint: to catch a thief [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Writer: John Michael Hayes.
NessaChan: the trouble [-2] with charles
Sentynel: trouble [+1]
NessaChan: what is it argh
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #7: Jean [+3] Martinelli.
Counterpoint: not that one.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #8: Georgette Anys.
Counterpoint: (trouble with harry [+3])
NessaChan: the trouble with harry [-2]
Sam: harry [+1]
Sentynel: harry
LaZorra: hairy [+3]
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was To Catch a Thief [-2] (1955).
MovieBot: Alternate [-2] title: Alfred Hitchcock's To Catch a Thief [+1].
LaZorra: LOL!
10Kan: LOL
Sentynel: thief
Sentynel: alternate [+1]
Counterpoint: Hey!
10Kan: Aww.
10Kan: You wuz robbed [+3]!
NessaChan: d'oh, I was thinking of the wrong one
Sam: Okay, I'm going to give you 20 minutes at this bot, and at that point I start to play.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Arnold Stang.
Sentynel: Is WordZap inteferering with it?
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Director: Arthur Allan Seidelman.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #4: James Karen.
Sam: Oh, probably. I'll give Counterpoint the point for it.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #3: Deborah Loomis.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #6: Tanny McDonald.
MovieBot: Counterpoint's score has been incremented [+3] by 1 point.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #5: Ernest Graves [+3].
10Kan: I have no idea for this one.
Maryam: I don't recognize any of those other names.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: Aubrey Wisberg.
Counterpoint: thx
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #7: Harold Burstein.
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Hercules in New York (1970).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Hercules - The Movie.
MovieBot: Alternate title: Hercules Goes Bananas [+3].
Sentynel: Oh dear [-2], *interfering
Sentynel: dear [+1]]
Counterpoint: dear
NessaChan: wow.
10Kan: LOL
Maryam: HERCULES GOES BANANAS [-2]? LOL LOL LOL
TalkingDog: Hercules Goes Bananas [+1]??
Counterpoint: bananas
Sentynel: bananas
Sam: bananas
NessaChan: Conan Goes Barbarian in New York
10Kan: I knew it was a fantasy [-2] movie.
Maryam: It's great that a movie with a name like that exists [+3].
Sam: That's a GREAT title. THey should have used that as the main [+3] one.
Sentynel: fantasy [+1]
TalkingDog: Are they confusing [+3] him with Tarzan?
10Kan: TD: The difference [+3] between cheesy [+3] movie Herc and cheesy [-2] movie Tarzan is not very great.
Counterpoint: cheesy [+1]
Sentynel: cheesy
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Hermione Baddeley.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: Mervyn Johns.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Alastair Sim.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Kathleen Harrison.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Director: Brian Desmond Hurst.
Counterpoint: Undoubtedly.
NessaChan: A Christmas Carol [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #6: George Cole [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #7: John Charlesworth.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
NessaChan: Scrooge [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #5: Michael Hordern.
Sam: ALASTAIR SIM = BRITISH. THIS MAKES UP FOR STATEBOT UNFAIRLY [-2] FAVORING AMERICANS. LET US HEAR NO FURTHER [+3] CRIES [-2] OF DISCRIMINATION [+3].
Sentynel: cries [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Writer: Noel Langley.
Sam: cries unfairly [+1]
Sentynel: unfairly
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Scrooge [-2] (1951).
MovieBot: Alternate title: A Christmas Carol [-2].
Sentynel: scrooge [+1]
NessaChan: hey... :(
MovieBot: NessaChan's score has been incremented [-2] by 1 point.
Sentynel: carol [+1]
10Kan: Carol
NessaChan: thank [+3] you :3
Sentynel: incremented [+1]
10Kan: incremented
Sam: ...but an American stole the Alastair Sim point.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: John Cusack.
Sentynel: Clearly the Brits in attendance [+3] are rubbish at movies [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: Amanda Peet.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: John Hawkes.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Ray Liotta.
Sentynel: Nobody had said the plural [+3] of movie yet?
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Director: James Mangold.
zyzzyva: But the Canadians are awesome, right?
goldfishy: I haven't watched [+3] that many from before my birth [+3] it has to be said
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #8: William Lee [-2] Scott.
Sentynel: lee [+1]
10Kan: lee
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #6: Clea DuVall.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: Michael Cooney.
Sam: I'll correct all scores that Zap interferes with for this game.
* 10Kan resolves to ignore [+3] WordZap from now on.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #7: John C. McGinley.
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Identity [+3] (2003).
MovieBot: Alternate title: I.D..
NessaChan: never heard of it
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Michael Redgrave.
* TalkingDog knew that one but blanked [+3] on the title. Sheesh.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: Megs Jenkins.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Director: Jack Clayton.
* TalkingDog rattles [+3] his brain.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Peter [-2] Wyngarde.
Sam: The WordZap scores so far: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=7&p=zap
Sentynel: peter [+1]
Sam: peter
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #1: Deborah Kerr.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Writer: Henry [-2] James.
NessaChan: Tea and Sympathy [+3]
Sentynel: hernry
Sam: Identity [-2] rules, by the way.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #8: Isla Cameron.
Sentynel: identity [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #6: Pamela Franklin [+3].
Sentynel: henry [+1], too
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: John Mortimer.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
NessaChan: uhhhhh
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was The Innocents [+3] (1961).
* NessaChan thinks
Sam: That was a Henry James story? Huh.
NessaChan: oh I should have known that.
Counterpoint: Sam: The Turn of the Screw [-2].
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #3: J.T. Walsh.
Sentynel: screw [+1]
Sam: screw
Counterpoint: Retitled for the movie.
Sam: Oh!
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Billy [+3] Bob [-2] Thornton.
Sentynel: bob [+1]
Sam: bob
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: John Ritter.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Dwight Yoakam.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Year: 1996.
Sam: UH HUH
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #1: Billy [-2] Bob Thornton.
Sam: (That was a clue.)
Sentynel: billy [+1]
Sam: billy
Counterpoint: billy
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Writer: Billy Bob Thornton.
TalkingDog: slingblade
MovieBot: TalkingDog says Sling [+3] Blade [+3] (1996) and is right!
TalkingDog: Hooray!
10Kan: Yay TD!
NessaChan: UH HUH: The Billy Bob Thornton Story
TalkingDog: LOL
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 2004.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Terry [+3] George.
Maryam: I'd forgotten what UH HUH was supposed to be from.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Desmond Dube.
Counterpoint: "Dube"?
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #4: Hakeem Kae-Kazim.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #2: Don Cheadle.
Sentynel: Nobody has a score of greater [+3] than 1? This is gonna be a looong game.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #1: Xolani Mali.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #5: Tony Kgoroge.
Sam: Sent: This is why I said I'd start playing after 20 minutes.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Writer: Terry [-2] George.
Counterpoint: hotel [+3] rwanda?
Sentynel: terry [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Maryam: hotel [-2] rwanda
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #7: Neil McCarthy.
Sentynel: hotel [+1]
zyzzyva: hotel rwanda
MovieBot: zyzzyva says Hotel Rwanda (2004) and is right!
Maryam: hotel rwanda
MovieBot: zyzzyva's score has been decremented [+3] by 1 point.
Counterpoint: pah
MovieBot: Counterpoint's score has been incremented by 1 point.
Counterpoint: That's the only movie I know with Cheadle.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
zyzzyva: :(
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: John Singleton.
NessaChan: Ride [-2] a big pony [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Laurence Fishburne.
Sentynel: ride [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Year: 1991.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #2: Cuba Gooding Jr..
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #4: Morris [+3] Chestnut [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #3: Ice Cube [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #7: Tyra Ferrell.
zyzzyva: ice cube [-2]?
NessaChan: kill [-2] a big thug [+3]
Sentynel: cube [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #6: Angela Bassett.
Sentynel: kill [+1]
Sam: cube
Sam: kill
Sam: Bah
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Writer: John Singleton.
Sam: zyz: He's a rapper [+3].
Counterpoint: Kill, cube, kill.
zyzzyva: Ah.
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Boyz n the Hood (1991).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Boys [+3] in the Hood.
NessaChan: haha N was the one letter word.
10Kan: LOL
NessaChan: though I probably should have known that too.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Charley Rogers.
Sam: BOTZ N THE HOOD
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Felix Knight.
Revan: LOL
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Stan Laurel [+3].
Sam: That's like Boyz, only it's Botz.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Oliver Hardy [+3].
Maryam: laurel [-2] and hardy [-2] meet [-2] the mummy [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Year: 1934.
zyzzyva: I don't get it.
Sam: laurel [+1] hardy [+1]
Sentynel: meet [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Director: Gus Meins.
Sam: meet
Sentynel: hardy
10Kan: Ah, for the days when changing [+3] 's' to 'z' was kewl.
NessaChan: oh, I have no idea which one it is.
Sentynel: laurel
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #3: Charlotte [+3] Henry.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #8: Marie Wilson.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #6: Florence Roberts.
Sam: BABES [+3]
Counterpoint: I don't know any Laurel and Hardy.
NessaChan: babes [-2] in toyland
Sentynel: babes [+1]
Counterpoint: babes
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Babes in Toyland (1934).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Laurel and Hardy in Toyland.
MovieBot: Alternate title: March [+3] of the Wooden Soldiers.
MovieBot: Alternate title: Revenge [+3] Is Sweet.
MovieBot: Alternate title: Wooden Soldiers.
NessaChan: babes in toyland
MovieBot: NessaChan's score has been incremented by 1 point.
NessaChan: thanks sam.
Revan: Are Ice Cube and Ice T related [-2]? And how are these tough [-2] names?
Sentynel: realted
Counterpoint: related [+1]
Counterpoint: tought
Sentynel: related
Sam: tough [+1]
Counterpoint: tough
Maryam: Revan: They're cold like ice, bro.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: David Fincher.
goldfishy: Ice ice baby!
NessaChan: Revan: They're as tough as snoop doggy [+3] dogg
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Dwight Yoakam.
Counterpoint: blue velvet [+3]
NessaChan: Maryam: MR. FROSTY!!!!
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Forest [+3] Whitaker.
LaZorra: I always wondered about Ice-T being a tough name, hehe.
Maryam: Nessa: bahahahahah
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Kristen Stewart.
* LaZorra has an AWESOME SALAD [+3] YESSS.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #1: Jodie Foster [-2].
Maryam: safe [+3] room
Sentynel: foster [+1]
Counterpoint: safe [-2] room
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Writer: David Koepp.
Maryam: panic [+3] room
Counterpoint: safe [+1]
Revan: safe
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #8: Ian Buchanan.
Counterpoint: Maryam: Stop sending [+3] me subliminal messages [+1].
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #6: Patrick Bauchau.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Year: 2002.
* LaZorra read
LaZorra: No, I didn;t.
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Panic [-2] Room (2002).
MovieBot: Alternate title: The Panic [+1] Room.
Sam: panic
Sam: AWW, THE BOT TOOK THE +1.
MovieBot: Maryam's score has been incremented by 1 point.
Revan: Robbed [-2] again.
Counterpoint: robbed
Sam: robbed [+1]
Sentynel: robbed
Sam: \
* TalkingDog wonders [+3] if "Alternate Titles [+3]: 4" would be a useful clue. Or possibly [+3] putting a * on the ones with the blanks instead.
Sam: Ooooh, out of order +1.
Counterpoint: Robbed twice!
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Hayao Miyazaki.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Noriko Hidaka.
Counterpoint: howl [+3]'s moving [+3] castle [+3]
Counterpoint: ponyo
NessaChan: spirited [+3] away
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Year: 1988.
Maryam: kiki's delivery [+3] service [+3]
10Kan: princess mononoke
Counterpoint: grave [+3] of the fireflies [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
NessaChan: my neighbor [+3] totoro
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #4: Sumi Shimamoto.
NessaChan: tonari no totoro
MovieBot: NessaChan says Tonari no Totoro (1988) and is right!
Sam: Oooooh, got it by the Japanese title.
NessaChan: :D
TalkingDog: Go Nessa!
Sam: I suppose [+3] that's not surprising [+3] from someone called "NessaChan," but it's still impressive [-2].
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Stephen Tobolowsky.
Sentynel: impressive [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Year: 1993.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Andie MacDowell.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #3: Chris Elliott.
Maryam: groundhog [+3] day
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #1: Bill Murray.
Sam: Maryam's got it.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Director: Harold Ramis.
NessaChan: woo Maryam
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Writer: Danny Rubin.
goldfishy: WordZap you suck
Sentynel: Wow, a film [-2] I actually recognise [+3]!
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #8: Rick [+3] Ducommun.
Sentynel: film [+1]
Counterpoint: film
Sam: film
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #6: Marita Geraghty.
LaZorra: STOP FILIMING ME YOU SICK [+3] RASCALS
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Groundhog [-2] Day (1993).
Sam: groundhog [+1]
MovieBot: Maryam's score has been incremented by 1 point.
Maryam: whooo
NessaChan: o_o
Sam: LaZ: ...................................................................what?
10Kan: All the "film" going on.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Fred Schepisi.
Sentynel: LaZ: Well if you will keep throwing your panties around, what do you expect [+3]?
NessaChan: hmm, nobody said s+ick yet
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: Rick [-2] Rossovich.
LaZorra: Sorry, that probably only made sense in my ead.
Counterpoint: rick [+1]
Sam: LOL
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Daryl Hannah.
LaZorra: Sent: 
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
NessaChan: lol
Maryam: splash [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #1: Steve Martin [+3].
NessaChan: mermaid
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #4: Shelley Duvall.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #6: Fred Willard.
NessaChan: mannequin [+3]
zyzzyva: parrots
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #8: Michael J. Pollard.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #7: Max Alexander [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Writer: Steve Martin [-2].
Counterpoint: Shelley Duvall did something besides [+3] The Shining [+3]?
Sentynel: martin [+1]
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Roxanne (1987).
NessaChan: I watched [-2] her in faerie [+3] tale [+3] theatre [+3] a lot as a kid [+3]
Sentynel: watched [+1]
NessaChan: oh, roxanne
NessaChan: long nose [-2]
Counterpoint: nose [+1]
Sentynel: nose
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Faye Dunaway.
Counterpoint: king knong
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Warren [+3] Beatty.
Counterpoint: king kong
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Director: Arthur Penn.
NessaChan: dick [-2] tracy
Counterpoint: What on Earth [+3] am I talking about?
Sentynel: dick [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #3: Michael J. Pollard.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #4: Gene [+3] Hackman [+3].
10Kan: Cp: You were thinking Fay Wray.
Maryam: bonnie [+3] and clyde
Counterpoint: Oh, Fay Wray.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Writer: Robert Benton.
Sam: Maryam's got it again.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #5: Estelle Parsons.
NessaChan: what ever happened to fay wray?
Maryam: Yay!
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #8: Evans Evans.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: David Newman.
NessaChan: Evans Evans?
Counterpoint: Evans Evans!
Sam: I think she died [-2]. But it wasn't until only a few years ago.
Sentynel: died [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #7: Dub Taylor.
Sam: died
Counterpoint: died
TalkingDog: Pizza [+3] pizza [-2].
Sentynel: pizza [+1]
Counterpoint: pizza
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Bonnie [-2] and Clyde (1967).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Bonnie [+1] and Clyde... Were Killers [+3]!.
NessaChan: Sam: Yeah, I know, I was just quoting [-2] rocky [+3] horror song lyrics [-2] :)
Sentynel: quoting [+1]
Counterpoint: quoting
Sentynel: lyrics [+1]
Counterpoint: lyrics
Sam: Fay Wray was considered for the part of aged [+3] Rose in Titanic [+3].
MovieBot: Maryam's score has been incremented by 1 point.
NessaChan: ... were k illers!
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 2002.
LaZorra: Sam: That would have RULED [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: Meryl Streep.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Nicolas Cage [+3].
NessaChan: death becomes [+3] her
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Director: Spike [+3] Jonze.
Counterpoint: adaptation [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #4: Cara Seymour.
LaZorra: Although I've never seen the movie. Heh.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #3: Chris Cooper [+3].
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #8: Maggie Gyllenhaal.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Writer: Susan Orlean.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #6: Ron Livingston.
Sam: LaZ: Yes. But Gloria Stuart, who got the part, was as much of a star, and from an earlier era, too, the silents. So it's still cool, even though Stuart isn't as well known today.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #5: Tilda Swinton.
Counterpoint: Jonze, Jonze ... Being John Malkovich, and ...
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Adaptation [-2]. (2002).
MovieBot: Alternate title: The Orchid Thief.
Counterpoint: Eternal [+3] Sunshine [+3], and ...
Counterpoint: Oh.
Sentynel: adaptation [+1]
LaZorra: Sam: Ah, that is cool.
NessaChan: urhm.
10Kan: You got it!
NessaChan: good job
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: Timothy [+3] Dalton.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Joe Don Baker [+3].
Counterpoint: So I did.
Sam: I don't think Eternal [-2] Sunshine [-2] was by Spike [-2] Jonze. It was also by Kaufman, though.
Sentynel: eternal [+1]
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Maryam d'Abo.
Maryam: the living [+3] daylights [+3]
Sam: eternal sunehisne psike
Sentynel: spike [+1]
Sentynel: sunshine [+1]
Sam: sunshine
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #3: Jeroen Krabbe.
10Kan: Not until Sam gives it to you, though.
Sam: BAH TYPOS BAH TYPOS
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Director: John Glen [+3].
Maryam: license [+3] to kill
NessaChan: Jeroen looks misspelled [+3]
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Year: 1987.
MovieBot: Counterpoint's score has been incremented by 1 point.
Counterpoint: Oh, it was Gondry.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #8: Thomas Wheatley.
Sentynel: Yay, it wasn't me losing the WordZap points to typos for once!
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Writer: Ian Fleming.
10Kan: Mitchell
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: Richard Maibaum.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #5: John Rhys-Davies.
10Kan: Thunderball
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was The Living [-2] Daylights [-2] (1987).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Ian Fleming's 'The Living [+1] Daylights [+1]'.
MovieBot: Maryam's score has been incremented by 1 point.
MovieBot: Game is paused [+3].
10Kan: Joe Don Baker [-2] was in a Bond [+3] film?
10Kan: LOL
Sentynel: Maryam's beating me to all the ones I know
Sentynel: Baker [+1]
Counterpoint: baker
Revan: living daylights
Revan: Oh, duh.
Sam: Okay. I'm going to start playing. However, from now on, if anybody but me scores, it'll count as TWO points. And since MovieBot is only played to 10, each MovieBot point is 3 tournament points. So if you score, you're looking at 6 tournament points here.
ThePhan has entered.
10Kan: Yay! I got three points!
Sam: 10K: Scarily, Joe Don Baker was in three.
10Kan: You'd think I'd remember that. He's got such...screen [+3] presence [+3].
10Kan: Sam: Wow.
Maryam: Can we turn off WordZap for the remainder [+3] of the bot?
ThePhan: I WILL WIN MOVIEBOT NOW
Sam: Sure.
* NessaChan will give it a try
Sam: Zap is dead for the moment.
Sam: Here we go.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Paolo Stoppa.
Sam: the bicycle thief
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: Claudia Cardinale.
* 10Kan jams a stake into Zap's grave.
Sam: la dolce vita
Sam: 8 1/2
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Burt Lancaster.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #3: Alain Delon.
Sam: the crimson pirate
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Director: Luchino Visconti.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #5: Rina Morelli.
Sam: l'avventura
Sentynel: Hah, Sam and I are equal on WordZap at the moment
Sam: Sent: Wow.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #7: Terence Hill.
Counterpoint: death in venice
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
ThePhan: I don't know what this is, but I like Alain Delon, so I should watch it.
Sam: blowup
Counterpoint: (only visconti I know)
Sam: la avventura
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: Suso Cecchi d'Amico.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Year: 1963.
Sam: la strada
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Il Gattopardo (1963).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Le Guepard.
MovieBot: Alternate title: The Leopard.
Sam: I knew I'd know it.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Rhonda Fleming.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Jacques Tourneur.
Sam: my favorite brunette
Sam: cat people
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Jane Greer.
Sam: curse of the cat people
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #3: Kirk Douglas.
Sam: out of the past
MovieBot: Sam says Out of the Past (1947) and is right!
10Kan: cat women from the moon
NessaChan: plan cat from outer space
Sam: LOL
Maryam: kentucky fried cat
Counterpoint: I saw the remake of Cat People, one of those weirdly stupid/totally stupid movies.
10Kan: Invasion of the Kitty Snatchers
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Annie Potts.
Sam: CP: That remake sucks.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Howard Deutch.
Sam: groundhog day
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Jon Cryer.
Sam: ghostbusters
Sam: fletch
Sam: fletch lives
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Molly Ringwald.
Sam: pretty in pink
MovieBot: Sam says Pretty in Pink (1986) and is right!
Sam: sixteen candles
NessaChan: pree... yeah
ThePhan: OH.
ThePhan: Duh./
* ThePhan was being stupid in her mind.
ThePhan: Where I do most of my stupidity.
Sam: It seems like that should be a John Hughes movie, but he only produced.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Dan Aykroyd.
ThePhan: Sam: That was why I didn't guess it.
Sam: ghostbusters
ThePhan: ghostbusters
Counterpoint: ghostbusters
NessaChan: ghostbusters
Sam: ghostbusters 2
MovieBot: Sam says Ghostbusters II (1989) and is right!
10Kan: LOL
ThePhan: DANG IT
ThePhan: hehe
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Lee J. Cobb.
ThePhan: 12 angry men
Sam: waterhole #3
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Year: 1973.
Sam: day of the triffids
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
ThePhan: the other movie I saw he was in
Counterpoint: the
Sam: the exorcist
MovieBot: Sam says The Exorcist (1973) and is right!
ThePhan: Not that one, then.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Mark L. Lester.
Sam: oliver
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Sam: no
Sam: pumping iron
NessaChan: terminator
Counterpoint: junior
Sam: commando
MovieBot: Sam says Commando (1985) and is right!
Maryam: twins
10Kan: predator
ThePhan: Oliver! Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger!
NessaChan: JINGLE ALL THE WAY
Maryam: LOL
* Sentynel has visions of Ahnuld starring in Oliver
Sam: LOL
Sentynel: Beat by Phan.
10Kan: LOL
Sam: Oliver! starred Mark Lester as the kid. But a different Mark Lester.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1987.
ThePhan: Yeah.
Sam: But word association works faster than thinking.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: Holly Hunter.
Sam: princess bride
ThePhan: the purple rose of cairo
Sam: copycat
ThePhan: raising arizona
MovieBot: ThePhan says Raising Arizona (1987) and is right!
Maryam: raising arizona
ThePhan: HA
MovieBot: ThePhan's score has been incremented by 1 point.
Maryam: Raaa.
Sam: Nice.
Counterpoint: x3 multiplier!
10Kan: Yay Phan!
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Mathieu Kassovitz.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Abdel Ahmed Ghili.
Sam: children of paradise
ThePhan: Hmm.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Hubert Kounde.
Sam: children of heaven
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Vincent Cassel.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #3: Said Taghmaoui.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Year: 1995.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Writer: Mathieu Kassovitz.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #8: Rywka Wajsbrot.
Sam: in the name of the father
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #5: Solo.
ThePhan: Han?
NessaChan: Han?
Sam: Sulu?
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Sam: la notte
ThePhan: In DEATH
Sam: 12 NERDS
10Kan: 12 NERDY MEN
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was La Haine (1995).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Hate.
NessaChan: haha, we were surprisingly close with "Han" :P
Counterpoint: Wow, what a great title.
Sam: LOL
Counterpoint: Hate.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #3: Basil Rathbone.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Year: 1940.
Maryam: the magic sword
Sam: hound of the baskervilles
ThePhan: the court jester
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Linda Darnell.
Counterpoint: sherlock holmes
Sam: adventures of robin hood
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Tyrone Power.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Director: Rouben Mamoulian.
10Kan: captain blood
ThePhan: Um
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #4: Gale Sondergaard.
NessaChan: richard III
10Kan: No, that was Flynn...
Sam: dr. jekyll and mr. hyde
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #7: Montagu Love.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #6: J. Edward Bromberg.
Sam: ...I should know this.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: Garrett Fort.
Sam: dark victory
Sam: the letters
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Writer: John Taintor Foote.
Sam: letter from three wives
Sam: letters from three wives
NessaChan: my brain is dead tonight
Sam: No, that's 1950.
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was The Mark of Zorro (1940).
MovieBot: Alternate title: The Californian.
ThePhan: three wives' dark letters of victory
Sam: Gah.
NessaChan: oh
10Kan: LaZorra would've got it.
Sentynel: Oh what, I should totally have known that.
* NessaChan leaves the mark of the ZzzZzZzz
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1973.
Sam: sting
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Christopher Lee.
TalkingDog: the monkey pit
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Edward Woodward.
NessaChan: The Something Kid
10Kan: LOL
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #3: Diane Cilento.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #4: Britt Ekland.
Sam: the frisco kid
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Director: Robin Hardy.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #7: Russell Waters.
TalkingDog: the pickle man
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: Anthony Shaffer.
10Kan: kid frisco, the
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #6: Lindsay Kemp.
Counterpoint: the broken arm
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was The Wicker Man (1973).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Anthony Shaffer's The Wicker Man.
MovieBot: Alternate title: The Wickerman.
* Sam tsks himself.
NessaChan: wickerman...
ThePhan: OH
ThePhan: 'Course.
Sentynel: Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name?
Sam: Because that's his name.
goldfishy: Just to be awkward
10Kan: And Ws.
TalkingDog: And W's. How dare he?
Sentynel: 'cos if he didn't, he'd be Ewar Woowar.
ThePhan: Because otherwise his name would be Ewar Woowar!
Sam: Sent: I saw that episode of QI.
Sentynel: Sam: I didn't actually see that on QI.
Sam: Sent: Oh. Well it was on an episode of QI.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Walter Buch.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: Martin Bormann.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Adolf Hitler.
10Kan: LOL
Sam: triumph of the will
ThePhan: LOL
MovieBot: Sam says Triumph of the Will (1935) and is right!
Sam: olympiad
LaZorra: LOL LOL 0.0
10Kan: Yep.
Maryam: Yike.
* ThePhan couldn't think of the name of that movie.
NessaChan: I got an email once with the title "shinebone bonnie, that a-hole with all the ns in his name"
Sam: Actually I've seen all episodes.
ThePhan: The Maltese Falcon!
NessaChan: yeah, I couldn't think of the name of it either
ThePhan: Citizen Kane!
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Yutaka Abe.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Fannie Ward.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Sessue Hayakawa.
Sam: bridge on the river kwai
LaZorra: bridge on the river QI
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Director: Cecil B. DeMille.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Year: 1915.
NessaChan: ben hur
Sam: ben hur
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #3: Jack Dean.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #6: Raymond Hatton.
NessaChan: 1915?
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #5: Hazel Childers.
ThePhan: The Bible
Sam: the river
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Writer: Hector Turnbull.
NessaChan: The
Sam: the hound
ThePhan: hey Cecil
NessaChan: The Vizier
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was The Cheat (1915).
ThePhan: THE CHEAT
Sam: Back then he was known as the SNEAK.
goldfishy: Might try catch it
NessaChan: xD
10Kan: LOL
NessaChan: meh men meh meh meh meh meh!!
10Kan: I've gotta watch that one again sometime.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1982.
* ThePhan was going to sing the The Cheat song, but she coudn't remember any of the words.
NessaChan: goonies
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: James Laurenson.
Sam: chariots of fire
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Bob Geldof.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Christine Hargreaves.
Sam: fox and the hound
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #4: Eleanor David.
Sam: children of a lesser god
ThePhan: bob geldof's wacky world of fun
10Kan: Phan: LOL
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Director: Alan Parker.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Sam: THIS IS NOT A REAL MOVIE.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #5: Kevin McKeon.
Sam: WHY CAN'T I THINK OF ANYTHING MADE IN 1982?
LaZorra: MY COUSIN WAS MADE IN 1982
LaZorra: i think
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #6: Bob Hoskins.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #7: David Bingham.
10Kan: Fake Movie: the Film
Counterpoint: that movie sam lost
ThePhan: 1982 movie: the LIES
NessaChan: Five Women And John
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Pink Floyd The Wall (1982).
MovieBot: Alternate title: The Wall.
ThePhan: LOL
Sentynel: ....
NessaChan: oh, that's kind of misleading
NessaChan: lol
Sentynel: I should so have got that.
10Kan: Sam: you need more education.
Sam: I WAS RIGHT!! NOT A REAL MOVIE!!! I SHOULD TOTALLY SCORE FOR THAT!
ThePhan: Well, I feel less bad now.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: John Ford.
NessaChan: all and all you're just another brick in this clue
Sam: stagecoach
Sam: searchers
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Charley Grapewin.
Counterpoint: the searchers
Sam: fort apache
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: John Carradine.
Counterpoint: the misfits
Sentynel: I was even looking at my music collection wondering what was released in 1982.
Sam: rio grande
Counterpoint: how green was my valley
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Jane Darwell.
Sam: she wore a yellow ribbon
Sam: the cowboys
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Year: 1940.
10Kan: the conqueror
Sam: grapes of wrath
MovieBot: Sam says The Grapes of Wrath (1940) and is right!
NessaChan: oh bother
Sam: John Ford rules all over the place.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Anna Magnani.
NessaChan: now I really should have known that one
Sam: l'avventura
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Title: _ _ _ _ , _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: Vito Annichiarico.
ThePhan: baby, drink poison
Sam: rome open city
MovieBot: Sam says Rome, Open City (1945) and is right!
Sam: open city
Sam: The blanks must have been for the Italian title.
10Kan: I take it the blanks are for the Italian title.
* 10Kan BEAT
ThePhan: The blanks are for the-- Um. The Scandinavian title. There.
Maryam: How come there wasn't an alternate title then?
Sam: Maryam: If you get it right, it doesn't list them all.
Maryam: Ohh.
10Kan: Maryam: It only tells you if nobody guesses, I think.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Ralph Richardson.
Sam: wrong box
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: C. Aubrey Smith.
NessaChan: lol @ baby, drink poison
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: John Clements.
Sam: lighthorsemen
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #4: June Duprez.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Director: Zoltan Korda.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #5: Allan Jeayes.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #8: Frederick Culley.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Writer: R.C. Sherriff.
Sam: This feels animated.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #6: Jack Allen.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Writer: A.E.W. Mason.
Sam: bambi
Sam: pinocchio
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was The Four Feathers (1939).
Sam: It's not animated.
10Kan: R.C. Sherriff is the companion toy to Power Heather.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: Sean Connery.
ThePhan: Yeah, I figured it couldn't be a classic Disney animated one. I recognize all those names.
Sam: dr. no
Counterpoint: thunderball
Sam: from russia with love
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: Virginia Madsen.
Counterpoint: goldfinger
Sam: goldfinger
NessaChan: a view to a kill
ThePhan: goldfinger
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Christopher Lambert.
Sam: man who would be king
Maryam: live and let die
Sam: highlander 2
Sam: highlander
MovieBot: Sam says Highlander 2 (1991) and is right!
10Kan: ZARDOZ
Sam: That one was gonna get stolen from me if I wasn't fast.
* ThePhan thinks her hopes of winning MovieBot are slim.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Mike Minett.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: Craig Smith.
* NessaChan's hopes are slimmer
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Director: Peter Jackson.
* 10Kan's hopes are trim and svelte.
zyzzyva: As are mine.
Sam: heavenly creatures
ThePhan: Uh.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Counterpoint: king kong
Maryam: dead alive
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #1: Terry Potter.
ThePhan: the thing
NessaChan: the monkey
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #2: Pete O'Herne.
ThePhan: I FORGET THE NAME OF IT
Sam: ...
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #7: Dean Lawrie.
NessaChan: the blob
Sam: There aren't any with that title.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Writer: Ken Hammon.
Sam: brain dead
Sam: bad taste
MovieBot: Sam says Bad Taste (1987) and is right!
MovieBot: Sam wins!
zyzzyva: the quack
Sam: Oh yeah.
ThePhan: THAT ONE
10Kan: LOL
NessaChan: bwa bwa bwaaaaaaa
10Kan: The one with the puppets, right?
* ThePhan wants someday to have one that's all Woody Allen movies, and musicals. Then she will win.
ThePhan: Although I guess most of the Woody Allen ones would take forever to guess since he reuses actors so frequently. Heh.
Sam: StateBot is next. We'll leave WordZap off for it, since it screws up answers.
Sam: Results: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=7 and http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=7&p=zap
Sam: We'll be playing STateBot in Quiz Mode, which means you submit your answers via /b. You can only submit ONE ANSWER PER LINE, and the bot only looks at the last N answers you submit. For example, if a question says that there are 3 valid answers, and you submit 4, it'll only look at the most recent 3.
MovieBot has been dismissed by Sam.
StateBot has been summoned by Sam.
zyzzyva: What about ProvinceBot?
Sam: The game begins in 30 seconds.
10Kan: AncientGeographyBot!
Sentynel: z: I was talking about making an English CountyBot, but I decided even the Brits would be hopeless so there wasn't much point.
StateBot: Starting a new quiz game:
StateBot: Question (use /b): Baton Rouge is the largest city in which state? (1 answer accepted)
Revan: How about PangaeaBot? Much less to memorize.
Counterpoint: I didn't know this was true.
10Kan: /b Gondwanaland
StateBot: Claimed answer: Louisiana (ThePhan, Counterpoint, Maryam)
StateBot: Scores this round: Counterpoint: +1, Maryam: +1, ThePhan: +1.
* NessaChan is back
ThePhan: One of the 5 states I have not been to. Heh.
Sam: The largest city used to be New Orleans.
StateBot: Question (use /b): CA is the postal abbreviation for what state? (1 answer accepted)
Maryam: StateBot is current, then?
Sam: I updated that one answer after Katrina. But I doubt anything else has changed.
StateBot: Claimed answer: California (ThePhan, NessaChan, goldfishy, zyzzyva, 10Kan, Counterpoint, Maryam, Sentynel)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, goldfishy: +1, Maryam: +1, NessaChan: +1, Sentynel: +1, ThePhan: +1, zyzzyva: +1.
Maryam: Ah.
Sam: Awww, wook at da wittle Bwiton score a point.
goldfishy: 2 of us did Sam :p
Sentynel: Sam: Both the Britons got a point, no less.
Sentynel: Beat.
Sam: gold: Ooooh, so you did.
StateBot: Question (use /b): What is/are the nickname(s) of Virginia? (1 answer accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Old Dominion (NessaChan)
StateBot: Scores this round: NessaChan: +1.
Maryam: Wow, nice, Nessa.
NessaChan: thanks
Sam: Virginia: Where Sam Was Born
ThePhan: "The homeland of my friend Cassie."
StateBot: Question (use /b): What state(s) border Texas? (4 answers accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: New Mexico (zyzzyva, 10Kan, Maryam)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Oklahoma (10Kan, Maryam, ThePhan, Counterpoint, Sentynel)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Arkansas (Maryam, Sentynel)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Louisiana (ThePhan, NessaChan, Maryam)
* ThePhan is not sure about some of these. Heh.
StateBot: Scores this round: Maryam: +4, 10Kan: +2, Sentynel: +2, ThePhan: +2, Counterpoint: +1, NessaChan: +1, zyzzyva: +1.
ThePhan: Yup. I missed those two.
Sentynel: Hm, not bad for a Brit
StateBot: Question (use /b): Richmond is the capital of what state? (1 answer accepted)
Counterpoint: Oh shoot, typo.
StateBot: Claimed answer: Virginia (ThePhan, NessaChan, Maryam, Counterpoint, 10Kan)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, Maryam: +1, NessaChan: +1, ThePhan: +1.
StateBot: Question (use /b): What state(s) border Maine? (1 answer accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: New Hampshire (Maryam, ThePhan, Sentynel)
StateBot: Scores this round: Maryam: +1, Sentynel: +1, ThePhan: +1.
Sentynel: Wahey, US state I've actually been to!
StateBot: Question (use /b): Tallahassee is the capital of what state? (1 answer accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Florida (Maryam, 10Kan, ThePhan, Counterpoint)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, Maryam: +1, ThePhan: +1.
LaZorra: ACK I DIDN'T REALIZE MOVIEBOT WAS OVER
ThePhan: Come back, LaZorra!
StateBot: Question (use /b): What state(s) border Minnesota? (4 answers accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: North Dakota (10Kan, Maryam, Counterpoint, zyzzyva, NessaChan, ThePhan)
StateBot: Claimed answer: South Dakota (10Kan, NessaChan, Maryam)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Iowa (LaZorra, Maryam, 10Kan, Counterpoint, goldfishy)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Wisconsin (Maryam, LaZorra, Counterpoint, 10Kan, ThePhan)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +4, Maryam: +4, Counterpoint: +3, LaZorra: +2, NessaChan: +2, ThePhan: +2, goldfishy: +1, zyzzyva: +1.
ThePhan: HEY
ThePhan: I was not done typing "South Dakota" and "Iowa."
* LaZorra has to dry her dishes!
LaZorra: :-(
LaZorra is away.
StateBot: Question (use /b): Heart of Dixie and Camellia State are the nicknames of what state? (1 answer accepted)
StateBot: Unclaimed answer: Alabama.
StateBot: Question (use /b): What state(s) border North Carolina? (4 answers accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: South Carolina (Maryam, Counterpoint, NessaChan, goldfishy, 10Kan, zyzzyva, ThePhan, Sentynel)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Georgia (NessaChan, Counterpoint)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Tennessee (Maryam, Counterpoint, 10Kan)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Virginia (Counterpoint, Maryam, ThePhan, NessaChan, 10Kan)
StateBot: Scores this round: Counterpoint: +4, 10Kan: +3, Maryam: +3, NessaChan: +3, ThePhan: +2, goldfishy: +1, Sentynel: +1, zyzzyva: +1.
Counterpoint: Woo!
10Kan: D'oh! I forgot about Georgia.
ThePhan: I AM FAILING SO MUCH
* 10Kan hangs his North Carolinian head in shame.
Maryam: Awww. There, there, 10Kan.
StateBot: Question (use /b): What is the largest city in Nevada? (1 answer accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Las Vegas (zyzzyva, Maryam, Counterpoint, NessaChan, Sentynel)
StateBot: Scores this round: Counterpoint: +1, Maryam: +1, NessaChan: +1, Sentynel: +1, zyzzyva: +1.
10Kan: Georgia was not on my mind.
Sam: 10K: LOL
ThePhan: I HATE MY INTERNET HERE
goldfishy: I said las vegas tooo! *pouts*
goldfishy: oh no i typoed
StateBot: Question (use /b): What is the postal abbreviation for South Dakota? (1 answer accepted)
Sam: POINTS ALL AROUND!
Counterpoint: I remembered when this meant "super-deformed" to me.
StateBot: Claimed answer: SD (Counterpoint, Maryam, ThePhan, zyzzyva, 10Kan, NessaChan, Sentynel, goldfishy)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, goldfishy: +1, Maryam: +1, NessaChan: +1, Sentynel: +1, ThePhan: +1, zyzzyva: +1.
StateBot: Question (use /b): Jefferson is the capital of what state? (1 answer accepted)
Sam: THE JEFFERSONS WAS A TV SHOW. YOU KNOW TV SHOWS, RIGHT? IT'S LIKE A WEEKLY VIDEO PODCAST.
StateBot: Claimed answer: Missouri (ThePhan, 10Kan, Maryam)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Maryam: +1, ThePhan: +1.
zyzzyva: I had NO idea.
Maryam: Isn't that Jefferson City?
Maryam: I was all thrown off for a minute by the lack of "City".
Sam: Maryam: I don't think it is. I'll check.
Sam: Maryam: I take that back. It IS Jefferson City, and I have it wrong. I'll fix it.
* 10Kan always pronounces it Missor-uh and people think he's from that state.
StateBot: Question (use /b): AR is the postal abbreviation for what state? (1 answer accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Arkansas (NessaChan, ThePhan, Sentynel, goldfishy, Counterpoint, 10Kan, zyzzyva)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, goldfishy: +1, NessaChan: +1, Sentynel: +1, ThePhan: +1, zyzzyva: +1.
zyzzyva: I guessed Arizona first.
TalkingDog: Arrrrrr.
NessaChan: movin' on up~ to the bot side~
StateBot: Question (use /b): Little Rock is the largest city in which state? (1 answer accepted)
Maryam: Oh shoot, I knew it wasn't Arizona. Stupid me.
goldfishy: Is Arkansas pronounced Arkansaw?
Counterpoint: gold: Yes.
10Kan: goldfishy: Yes.
ThePhan: goldfishy: Yes.
zyzzyva: goldfishy: Yes.
goldfishy: See I thought it was 2 different places
* ThePhan pronounces Kansas "Kansaw" occasionally.
10Kan: Phan: LOL
ThePhan: Just for fun.
StateBot: Claimed answer: Arkansas (NessaChan, 10Kan, Counterpoint, ThePhan, Sentynel)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, NessaChan: +1, Sentynel: +1, ThePhan: +1.
LaZorra is back.
StateBot: Question (use /b): Green Mountain State is the nickname of what state(s)? (1 answer accepted)
zyzzyva: I think I know!
Sam: Ethan Allen and the Green Mountain Boys
Sam: ...would be a great name for a band.
10Kan: The best geographical name for a band is still "St. Thomas and the Grenadines".
StateBot: Claimed answer: Vermont (zyzzyva, 10Kan, Counterpoint, goldfishy)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, goldfishy: +1, zyzzyva: +1.
10Kan: Thank you, 3 years of high school French!
LaZorra: AUGH
NessaChan: pfft, we have more green mountains than them
Maryam: OH
Maryam: Of course it would be Vermont.
LaZorra: I put New Hampshire and just COULD NOT THINK OF THE RIGHT ANSWER
Sam: Also known as: The Ben and Jerry State.
StateBot: Question (use /b): What state(s) border Utah? (6 answers accepted)
zyzzyva: b mississippi
StateBot: Claimed answer: Nevada (NessaChan, Counterpoint, Maryam, ThePhan, 10Kan)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Arizona (Maryam, ThePhan, 10Kan)
StateBot: Claimed answer: New Mexico (Maryam, ThePhan)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Colorado (Maryam, Counterpoint, 10Kan, ThePhan)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Wyoming (Counterpoint, Maryam)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Idaho (Maryam)
StateBot: Scores this round: Maryam: +6, ThePhan: +4, 10Kan: +3, Counterpoint: +3, NessaChan: +1.
Maryam: SWEET
ThePhan: I had Wyoming too late. Sigh.
Sam: NICE job, Maryam.
10Kan: Go Maryam!
ThePhan: Yay Maryam.
LuckyWizard has entered.
StateBot: Question (use /b): Manchester is the largest city in which state? (1 answer accepted)
goldfishy: That's in England
Sentynel: What goldfishy said.
Maryam: We stole a lot of your place names.
Maryam: But not the sillier ones, like West Chipping on the Wold, or whatever.
Sam: gold: It's also in New England.
10Kan: Yeah, but "New Manchester" was too long for the sign.
zyzzyva: There's a London in Canada.
Sentynel: It's in Greater Manchester County, dammit.
goldfishy: Yeah I couldn't believe how many place names I recognised when I was on Google Maps one time over the US
StateBot: Claimed answer: New Hampshire (Maryam, Counterpoint, ThePhan, LuckyWizard, LaZorra)
StateBot: Scores this round: Counterpoint: +1, LaZorra: +1, LuckyWizard: +1, Maryam: +1, ThePhan: +1.
LaZorra: LOOK OUT FOR K
NessaChan: d'oh
StateBot: Question (use /b): Harrisburg is the capital of what state? (1 answer accepted)
10Kan: It's the city so nice, we founded it twice!
StateBot: Claimed answer: Pennsylvania (Maryam, NessaChan, Counterpoint, 10Kan, ThePhan)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, Maryam: +1, NessaChan: +1, ThePhan: +1.
Sam: We REALLY REALLY REALLY should have created a city somewhere in New England called New Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Sentynel: Listening to Americans pronounce that name would be hilarious.
Counterpoint: "gogogoch," nice.
Sam: CP: That's my favorite part too, although I also like the four L's in a row.
StateBot: Question (use /b): Wyoming, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska border what state(s)? (1 answer accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Colorado (Maryam, Counterpoint, LaZorra, ThePhan)
StateBot: Scores this round: Counterpoint: +1, LaZorra: +1, Maryam: +1, ThePhan: +1.
LaZorra: COLORADO
LaZorra: MY FAVORITE STATE
NessaChan: oh bother
* 10Kan was too slow!
Sentynel: I was about to submit that and hesistated. Oops.
NessaChan: After eleventy billion hours driving through Nebraska to get there you'd think I'd know
LaZorra: I AM WINNING
* NessaChan gives LaZorra a medal
StateBot: Question (use /b): Atlanta is the capital of what state? (1 answer accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Georgia (Counterpoint, LuckyWizard, NessaChan, Maryam, 10Kan, goldfishy, LaZorra, Sentynel)
StateBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Counterpoint: +1, goldfishy: +1, LaZorra: +1, LuckyWizard: +1, Maryam: +1, NessaChan: +1, Sentynel: +1.
zyzzyva: No, LuckyWizard is.
LaZorra: Oh, darn.
StateBot: Question (use /b): What state(s) border Massachusetts? (5 answers accepted)
StateBot: Claimed answer: New Hampshire (10Kan, LuckyWizard, ThePhan, Counterpoint, Maryam, NessaChan, LaZorra)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Vermont (LuckyWizard, Counterpoint, Sentynel, Maryam, zyzzyva)
StateBot: Claimed answer: New York (Counterpoint, NessaChan, Maryam, LaZorra, LuckyWizard, Sentynel, 10Kan, ThePhan)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Connecticut (LaZorra, Counterpoint, Maryam, ThePhan, LuckyWizard)
StateBot: Claimed answer: Rhode Island (Maryam, LaZorra, NessaChan, ThePhan)
StateBot: Scores this round: Maryam: +5, Counterpoint: +4, LaZorra: +4, LuckyWizard: +4, ThePhan: +4, NessaChan: +3, 10Kan: +2, Sentynel: +2, zyzzyva: +1.
StateBot: Maryam wins!
Sam: YAY MARYAM
Maryam: Winning with a BANG!
ThePhan: Yay Maryam!
NessaChan: wooo
* 10Kan applauds Maryam!
LaZorra: MARYAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
zyzzyva: Congratulations!
Maryam: Thank you, thank you.
Sam: Results: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=7
StateBot has been dismissed by Sam.
LetterBot has been summoned by Sam.
Sam: Next up is LetterBot. We'd better forge right along, because it'll be a late night otherwise. WordZap will stay off for this one.
Sam: The game begins in 60 seconds.
* LaZorra forges.
* NessaChan forges a sword
* NessaChan forges a check
goldfishy: Late? Pathetic - it's half 3 in the morning here :p
Sam: Half 3. That's 2:30, right?
goldfishy: 3.30am
Sam: Oh.
LaZorra: Sam: No, 1.5
Sam: LaZ: LOL
goldfishy: Half past - half 3
Sentynel: Is the phrase "half whenever" not used in the US then?
Maryam: Nope.
Sentynel: I know the Germans use it, but it means the hour before, so half three (halb drei) would be 2:30
Sam: Half past whenever is used and understood, but not nearly as commonly as whenever thirty.
Maryam: Yeah, but it has to have the "past" in there.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters A, D, G. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for A dag adaga.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Add a gag, dad.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Add a gag!
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Dag! A Gad Ad!
LetterBot: Vote 5 for A gag dad ad.
LetterBot: Vote 6 for add gag dad
zyzzyva: vote 2
Sentynel: vote 2
Sam: vote 4
LaZorra: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 3
goldfishy: vote 2
goldfishy: Which is what mine should have been
Maryam: 2 is disturbing.
* LaZorra wants to know what an ad for a gag dad is.
Sam: Maryam: LOL. Yes it is, now that I think about it.
LetterBot: Sam wins 4 points for Add a gag, dad.
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for Add a gag!
LetterBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for A gag dad ad.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Dag! A Gad Ad!
LetterBot: goldfishy wins 0 points for add gag dad
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for A dag adaga.
LaZorra: "Fake out your friends! Buy this gag dad today for only $19.95!"
Sam: LOL
NessaChan: lol
zyzzyva: hehe.
LuckyWizard: Heh.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters A, H, M, N, O, P, R, T, Z. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Zap a ham, man.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for No man pant haz a port.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Ah am a pro at HotOrNot.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Man not a prat.
LetterBot: Vote 5 for To zap or not to zap . . .
LetterBot: Vote 6 for Poor ahmo. :-(
LetterBot: Vote 7 for To a man: "No, no topaz."
Sam: ahmo: MOON ZORRO!
zyzzyva: vote 7
NessaChan: vote 5
LaZorra: VOTE SAM
[LetterBot->LaZorra] Your vote was not correctly formed.
Revan: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 1
Sentynel: vote 5
LaZorra: Sam: At first I was like, "AHMO WHERE?"
Sam: vote 7
goldfishy: vote 5
LaZorra: vote 3
* LaZorra imagines #3 as spoken by Bill Clinton.
Revan: Hah! That's what I thought when I wrote it.
LaZorra: Revan: LOL
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 4 points for To zap or not to zap . . .
LetterBot: LuckyWizard wins 2 points for To a man: "No, no topaz."
LetterBot: Revan wins 1 point for Ah am a pro at HotOrNot.
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 1 point for Zap a ham, man.
LetterBot: goldfishy wins 0 points for Man not a prat.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for No man pant haz a port.
LetterBot: Sam wins 0 points for Poor ahmo. :-(
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters D, E, N, O, R, V. (1/18 accepted)
* Maryam takes over the computer with the giant monitor. Ahhhh.
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Ned drove on Don. Rev, rev. Red.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for No drone rode on Vern.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Vend no red door.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Rove over no Rover!
LetterBot: Vote 5 for No vendor nodded "no."
Revan: /b Devon rode over Denver.
Maryam: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 1
zyzzyva: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 3
goldfishy: vote 4
Counterpoint: vote 5
Sam: vote 5
* NessaChan paints it black
LaZorra: NC: LOL
goldfishy: :-) Nessa
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 3 points for No vendor nodded "no."
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 2 points for Ned drove on Don. Rev, rev. Red.
LetterBot: goldfishy wins 1 point for Vend no red door.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Rove over no Rover!
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for No drone rode on Vern.
NessaChan: :)
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters A, D, E, H, L, S, T, U, Y. (1/18 accepted)
NessaChan: Yes, alas, he's a stale-headed stud. Hehe.
[LetterBot->NessaChan] Your submission was accepted, but in the future you can make your submissions private by prepending /b.
NessaChan: oops :O
NessaChan: my mistake ;_;
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Yes, alas, he's a stale-headed stud. Hehe.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Study the head, study the heel, study all.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Hades: A deathly stud.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for That's hella stealthy, Stella.
LetterBot: Vote 5 for A Shelty has a hat.
LaZorra: vote 1
NessaChan: vote 5
Counterpoint: vote 1
zyzzyva: vote 2
Sam: vote 2
* LaZorra likes Nessa's anyway.
NessaChan: thanks
Counterpoint: I like "stale-headed."
LuckyWizard: vote 4
LetterBot: LuckyWizard wins 2 points for Study the head, study the heel, study all.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Yes, alas, he's a stale-headed stud. Hehe.
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for That's hella stealthy, Stella.
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 1 point for A Shelty has a hat.
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 0 points for Hades: A deathly stud.
Revan: It is sickening the amount of times I am half a second late.
goldfishy: It is sickening how often I come up with 2 words I can't string together ;)
Revan: It was going to be a good one about a hat sale to a headless dad. But there were no O's and I failed to creatively work around that.
* LaZorra needs to be flogged for using "hella."
Sam: That's hella lame of you.
LaZorra: Like, it totally is.
Sam: Gag me with a cell phone.
LaZorra: Talk to the hand, Sam.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters A, E, K, O, R, W. (1/18 accepted)
* goldfishy curls up in the corner and watches instead
Maryam: Gah, why won't my mouse work?
Sentynel: Maryam: Have you fed and watered it recently?
Maryam: Smooshing food and water into it would do little to help.
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for A eek! A worker awoke!
LetterBot: Vote 2 for RAWK!
LetterBot: Vote 3 for A work area row awoke a war.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Wrok a week, or work a week.
LetterBot: Vote 5 for WROK!
Sam: vote 5
Revan: vote 5
LaZorra: vote 1
NessaChan: vote 2
zyzzyva: vote 1
LuckyWizard: vote 4
LaZorra: I love how #1 sounds like the workers are supposed to be sleeping on the job.
Counterpoint: vote 2
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for WROK!
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for A eek! A worker awoke!
LetterBot: Revan wins 2 points for RAWK!
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 1 point for Wrok a week, or work a week.
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for A work area row awoke a war.
Revan: Are 2 and 5 pronounced the same?
Counterpoint: Revan: Not for me.
Counterpoint: It's that bot/bought thing.
* LaZorra can't pronounce "bot" and "bought" differently.
Sam: bot => bought => bawt
LaZorra: I'm sitting here saying them both out loud to myself.
* ThePhan really likes the image of LaZorra sitting in her room, saying, as far as anyone else can tell, "Botbot. Bot. Bot. Botbot? Bot. Bot. Bot. Bot. Botbotbotbotbotbot."
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL STOP WATCHING ME
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters E, O, R, T, W. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Wet retro tower.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Ew, roe rot.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Tre wore woe. O woe tree.
NessaChan: vote 1
Sam: vote 2
zyzzyva: vote 2
Sam: I hate roe rot.
Sam: Gross.
LaZorra: vote 1
LuckyWizard: vote 1
* Sam cracks up at roe rot.
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 3 points for Wet retro tower.
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for Ew, roe rot.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Tre wore woe. O woe tree.
Maryam: That would be some BAD sushi.
Revan: It's cool how my brain throws some more letters up on the letter list and makes me fail. 
LaZorra: Sam: It's pretty disgusting, and there has yet to be a campaign against it!
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters C, D, E, G, O, P, R. (1/18 accepted)
LaZorra: CITIZENS OF THE WORLD, JOIN ME IN MY CRUSADE AGAINST ROE ROT
NessaChan: roe rot could cause roe woe
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Go order roe, or egg.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Dr. Greggo, go code!
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Ooo. Good Prego rec'pe.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for God prodded cod. Go, God, Go!
LetterBot: Vote 5 for God receded. George coped.
LaZorra: vote 5
zyzzyva: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 4
Revan: vote 4
NessaChan: hm 1
Sam: vote 2
Counterpoint: vote 1
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 3 points for God receded. George coped.
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for God prodded cod. Go, God, Go!
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Dr. Greggo, go code!
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 1 point for Go order roe, or egg.
LetterBot: Revan wins 0 points for Ooo. Good Prego rec'pe.
Counterpoint: (the above submission does not represent the views of the submitter)
LaZorra: hehe
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters C, I, L, M, Y. (1/18 accepted)
Sam: LIC MY LIM
[LetterBot->Sam] Your submission was accepted, but in the future you can make your submissions private by prepending /b.
Sam: ...I didn't want to actually submit that.
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for I'm Milly.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for My limy climy ill! My icy micy yim.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for LIC MY LIM
LaZorra: Grr, late.
goldfishy: My ill mill :-(
NessaChan: vote 1
Sam: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 3
zyzzyva: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 1
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 3 points for I'm Milly.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for My limy climy ill! My icy micy yim.
LetterBot: Sam wins 1 point for LIC MY LIM
* NessaChan thinks hers would be good for a nonsense poem somehow
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters A, B, O, R. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Aaaa! a boar!
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Rob a boar! A boar!
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Rob, or Bob.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Ooo, a boar boob!
LetterBot: Vote 5 for RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!
LetterBot: Vote 6 for Rob, a bro, or Barb, a bra?
zyzzyva: vote 6
Revan: vote 5
Sam: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 6
goldfishy: vote 1
NessaChan: vote 4
Counterpoint: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 6
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 3 points for Rob, a bro, or Barb, a bra?
LetterBot: Revan wins 2 points for Aaaa! a boar!
LetterBot: goldfishy wins 1 point for RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for Ooo, a boar boob!
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Rob a boar! A boar!
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for Rob, or Bob.
NessaChan: lol, LaZ.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters B, I, R, T, U, Y. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Burt, try rib.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Try rib Burt!
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Try it, buy it.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Try rib rub, Burt.
LetterBot: Vote 5 for Burt, try rib. Buy it!
LetterBot: Vote 6 for I try Brut. I try Burburry.
LetterBot: Vote 7 for Tub: I rub it.
Counterpoint: Poor Burt.
NessaChan: vote 4
Sam: vote 7
goldfishy: vote 1
LuckyWizard: vote 6
zyzzyva: vote 5
Revan: vote 6
Counterpoint: Getting all these ribs forced at him.
LaZorra: vote 3
Counterpoint: vote 4
Lirelyn has entered.
LaZorra: vote 6
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 3 points for I try Brut. I try Burburry.
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for Try rib rub, Burt.
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 1 point for Burt, try rib.
LetterBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for Burt, try rib. Buy it!
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 1 point for Tub: I rub it.
LetterBot: goldfishy wins 0 points for Try rib Burt!
LetterBot: Revan wins 0 points for Try it, buy it.
goldfishy: He'll love them if he just tries them!
NessaChan: haha, thanks.
NessaChan: the person smells nice but can't spell nice.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters D, E, I, N, O, W. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Wow! I dined on wine!
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Endowed window.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for No, I won. Now I wine 'n' dine in WOW.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for NOW DIE!
LetterBot: Vote 5 for I die now. Ow. No win.
LetterBot: Vote 6 for I won one inode!
LetterBot: Vote 7 for Wine needed now.
LetterBot: Vote 8 for I winnow down wood. New window: done!
LetterBot: Vote 9 for DEW NOW!
LaZorra: /b I die in WoW.
Revan: vote LaZorra
[LetterBot->Revan] Your vote was not correctly formed.
NessaChan: vote 7
goldfishy: vote 4
Revan: vote 7
zyzzyva: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 7
Sam: vote 5
LaZorra: vote 8
LuckyWizard: vote 5
* Sam geeks.
Lirelyn: vote 3
Counterpoint: vote 3
Revan: vote 9
LetterBot: LuckyWizard wins 2 points for No, I won. Now I wine 'n' dine in WOW.
LetterBot: Revan wins 2 points for I die now. Ow. No win.
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 1 point for I winnow down wood. New window: done!
LetterBot: goldfishy wins 1 point for DEW NOW!
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for NOW DIE!
LetterBot: Lirelyn wins 1 point for Wine needed now.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Wow! I dined on wine!
LetterBot: Sam wins 0 points for I won one inode!
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for Endowed window.
Counterpoint: That was a versatile set of letters.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters D, E, I, L, N, S, U, V. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Senile Elise suns in SUV.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for I died unless seven dull Neds lied.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for I slid in vines.
Counterpoint: 2 = WhizKid
Sam: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 2
zyzzyva: vote 1
LaZorra: GAH I used an A.
Lirelyn: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 1
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 3 points for Senile Elise suns in SUV.
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 3 points for I died unless seven dull Neds lied.
LetterBot: Lirelyn wins 0 points for I slid in vines.
Counterpoint: vote 1
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters A, E, H, M, O, W, Y. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for A hemway?
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Hey! My home! Meow! Meow!
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Ahhh, home... Mow a yew?
LetterBot: Vote 4 for OH MY -- wow. *ahem*
LetterBot: Vote 5 for Mow hay, yo!
Sam: vote 2
zyzzyva: What's a hemway?
NessaChan: vote 4
LaZorra: vote 5
zyzzyva: vote 4
LuckyWizard: vote 4
Lirelyn: vote 2
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 3 points for OH MY -- wow. *ahem*
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Hey! My home! Meow! Meow!
LetterBot: Lirelyn wins 1 point for Mow hay, yo!
LetterBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Ahhh, home... Mow a yew?
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for A hemway?
Counterpoint: Mom, a ham, [insert one more thing] ... home.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters B, D, E, L, O, S, U, X, Y. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for SEXY BLOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Dell sux: Slo lodes, old OSes.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Boy, Lou's sexy! (& Deloused)
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Lousy belles elude duels.
LetterBot: Vote 5 for Loud Dell sux. You lose.
LetterBot: Vote 6 for Yodel lo ee oo!
LetterBot: Vote 7 for Sexy slob.
LaZorra: vote 3
LuckyWizard: vote 3
LaZorra: I love a deloused guy.
zyzzyva: vote 3
Sam: vote 3
LaZorra: I mean, rawr.
Revan: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 2
Sam: "deloused" is the best word ever.
NessaChan: lol
Lirelyn: vote 3
ThePhan: Gosh, he's sure deloused.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 5 points for Boy, Lou's sexy! (& Deloused)
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for Yodel lo ee oo!
LetterBot: Revan wins 1 point for Dell sux: Slo lodes, old OSes.
LetterBot: Lirelyn wins 0 points for Lousy belles elude duels.
LetterBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Loud Dell sux. You lose.
LetterBot: Sam wins 0 points for SEXY BLOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for Sexy slob.
NessaChan: xD thanks
Sam: I am not a vampire, by the way.
Counterpoint: Just a Twilight fan.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters A, E, I, K, N, O, P. (1/18 accepted)
Sam: Aack.
* Sam furiously regrets that submission.
Maryam: Submit "NO NO NO"
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for I peek on a pink ape! Poke! Poke! AIEEEE!!!!!!
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Aieee! IKEA!
LetterBot: Vote 3 for In a pink pine.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Poink!
LetterBot: Vote 5 for I poke in a pine. Nope, no one in.
Counterpoint: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 1
Sam: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 1
zyzzyva: vote 1
Lirelyn: vote 5
Revan: Okay, that time it was literally half a second too late.
NessaChan: vote 2
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 4 points for I peek on a pink ape! Poke! Poke! AIEEEE!!!!!!
LetterBot: LuckyWizard wins 2 points for I poke in a pine. Nope, no one in.
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for Aieee! IKEA!
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 0 points for Poink!
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for In a pink pine.
Sam: Another Nessa round!
NessaChan: thank you.
* Counterpoint is content to just spout gibberish now.
LaZorra: Cp: LOL
Revan: Oh, nevermind, I would have screwed up by adding an S anyway.
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters E, G, I, O, R, S, T. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Rest Igor, rest.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Gross! It's Igor!
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Roger greets egoist.
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Giorgo! Get to store!
LetterBot: Vote 5 for Goriest ogre gore! Gross!
LetterBot: Vote 6 for Gross, tiger gore.
NessaChan: oops, I messed that one up
LaZorra: vote 2
NessaChan: soooo bummer.
LaZorra: Poor Igor.
ThePhan: vote 1
LuckyWizard: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 2
Counterpoint: vote 1
zyzzyva: vote 6
goldfishy: vote 4
Lirelyn: vote 4
LetterBot: goldfishy wins 2 points for Rest Igor, rest.
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for Giorgo! Get to store!
LetterBot: Lirelyn wins 2 points for Gross! It's Igor!
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 1 point for Gross, tiger gore.
LetterBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for Goriest ogre gore! Gross!
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for Roger greets egoist.
Counterpoint: NC what was it?
LaZorra: "egoist" was a good word.
NessaChan: I used a letter I couldn't use
NessaChan: and I was going to use egoist too
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters L, N, O, P, R, T, Y. (1/18 accepted)
Sam: It's great that "egoist" and "egotist" were both there.
Sam: Not that you could have one without the other.
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Only try, Tron! Only try.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Plornty!
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Toy potty!!!!!!
LetterBot: Vote 4 for Torn toy? Prolly rot!
LetterBot: Vote 5 for No troll.
LaZorra: GAH
NessaChan: vote 1
LuckyWizard: vote 4
zyzzyva: vote 1
Counterpoint: vote 5
TalkingDog: vote 5
LaZorra: vote 5
Lirelyn: vote 4
Revan: Roll on, typo pro.
Revan: Again a second too late.
Counterpoint: That's LaZorra's motto.
LuckyWizard: Heh.
NessaChan: Revan: oh that one would be for LaZorra
Revan: I know, I liked it.
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 3 points for No troll.
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 2 points for Torn toy? Prolly rot!
LetterBot: Lirelyn wins 2 points for Only try, Tron! Only try.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Toy potty!!!!!!
LetterBot: TalkingDog wins 0 points for Plornty!
* TalkingDog just wanted to say "Plornty!" Mission complete.
Sam: EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT.
Sam: For those of you born after 1997: Wang Chung was a famous Pakistani newscaster and beekeeper.
Sentynel: Born after 1997? Which of us is secretly wireboy?
Sam: not me
[RinkChat] User Sam has been labeled 'mod' by Sam.
LaZorra: Sam, you really need to stop begging for ops.
Sam: can i be a green mod
LetterBot: Make up a sentence using only the letters E, H, I, O, P. (1/18 accepted)
LetterBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
LetterBot: Vote 1 for Heh... Oh, I hip-hop, hoe.
LetterBot: Vote 2 for Hip pie @ Ihop.
LetterBot: Vote 3 for Oooh, IHOP!
LetterBot: Vote 4 for IHOP, I hope.
LetterBot: Vote 5 for Pie!
LetterBot: Vote 6 for I hope I peep pie.
Sam: vote 2
Lirelyn: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 4
Revan: vote 4
LaZorra: vote 5
LaZorra: PIE
LuckyWizard: vote 2
Counterpoint: vote 2
zyzzyva: vote 4
LetterBot: NessaChan wins 4 points for Hip pie @ Ihop.
LetterBot: Lirelyn wins 3 points for IHOP, I hope.
LetterBot: zyzzyva wins 1 point for Pie!
LetterBot: Counterpoint wins 0 points for I hope I peep pie.
LetterBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for Oooh, IHOP!
LetterBot: Revan wins 0 points for Heh... Oh, I hip-hop, hoe.
LetterBot: NessaChan wins!
NessaChan: :O!
NessaChan: thanks!
zyzzyva: Thanks LaZorra!
LaZorra: NESSA YAY
zyzzyva: Great job Nessa!
ThePhan: Hehe
LaZorra: EVEN THOUGH I WAS THIS CLOSE
Lirelyn: (quick mental math)
Sam: Lirelyn: POP QUIZ. DO YOU KNOW THE SONG "PLAYING WITH THE BOYS"?
Lirelyn: Sam: Yes!
zyzzyva: *Gasp*
Sam: SCORE YOURSELF ONE ZILLION POINTS.
Sam: YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE ALIVE!
Lirelyn: Pla-ayin, playin with the boys *doo doo do do*
Lirelyn: I'll be sta-ayin'...
Lirelyn: ...okay, not so much the sharpest lyrics.
Sam: I'm telling you, Kenny Loggins was THE THING in the 80s. Top Gun, Footloose...every radio station in the universe was playing Kenny Loggins. BUT BY ALL MEANS, GO BACK TO BRITNEY SPICE, KIDS.
Sam: Lirelyn: Jaffar sang "Playing with the bots" earlier tonight.
Lirelyn: Aw. I'm sorry I missed that.
Sam: Anyway.
Sam: 5 minute break while I tally the scores!
* LaZorra gets ICE CREAM!
* NessaChan takes a 5 minute nap
LetterBot has been dismissed by Sam.
Sam: Results so far: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=7
Sam: ...and Nessa takes the lead!
NessaChan: for real? :o
Revan: Hey, I'm technically on the board!
zyzzyva: I'm still in third place?
Sam: Britney Spice. That was a goo djoke.
Sam: GOO JOKE
LaZorra: GOO JOKE
Sam: BEAT
LaZorra: BEAT
Sam: BEAT AGAIN
Revan: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL
ThePhan: BEAT EVERYONE
* LaZorra is TOTALLY BEATEN.
Revan: That was a sound beating.
zyzzyva: What do you call black goo?
zyzzyva: Black goo!
zyzzyva: Wasn't that a goo joke?
Sentynel: Is wordzap coming back for the next game?
Sam: I'm afraid [-2] that Word Zap has run its course and is never coming back, no matter how long this tournament lasts [-2].
Sentynel: afraid [+1]
Sam: afraid lasts [+1]
Sentynel: lasts
ThePhan: afraid lasts
Lirelyn: Perfect!
* Sentynel takes the lead in WordZap, somewhat [-2] briefly [+3], he suspects [+3]
Sentynel: somewhat [+1]
* Revan sends [-2] WordZap to Valhalla in a flaming [+3] longboat.
Sam: sends [+1]
* Lirelyn will actually decide [-2] about continuing [-2] game after her shower [+3].
Sentynel: decide [+1]
Sam: continuing [+1]
LuckyWizard: decide continuing
Sam: ecide
Sentynel: continuing
Lirelyn: Netted -1. Nuts [-2].
Sentynel: nuts [+1]
LuckyWizard: nuts
Lirelyn: Okay, wordzap is not nearly [-2] so much my friend [+3] as it was last Thursday.
Sentynel: nearly [+1]
Sam: nearly
Sam: NOW IT CUTS [+3] LIKE A KNIFE [+3]! BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT! YEAH.
Lirelyn: Sam: It does, indeed [-2], sever like a bladed utensil [+3].
goldfishy: Isn't Valhalla like a heaven [+3]? It should be being sent to hell [+3]
Revan: At least I know that song, can I be alive [-2] now?
Sam: indeed [+1]
Sentynel: indeed
LuckyWizard: indeed
Sam: alive [+1]
Sentynel: alive
Sentynel: I keep typoing "alive" as "alice"..
Sam: NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAHHHHH NAH NAH.
zyzzyva: I know the song "Still Alive".
Revan: Yay irony [+3]! Or something.
LaZorra: ZAP YES
Sam: Has it been five minutes?
CrackBot has been summoned by Sam.
* LaZorra is perhaps [-2] just a tiny bit addicted [+3] to Ben [+3] and Jerry [+3]'s Dublin Mudslide.
LaZorra: perhaps [+1]
Sentynel: Over five minutes, actually.
Sentynel: You're late.
Sentynel: What sort of organisation is running this thing, seriously.
Sam: We play this to 15 points, so each point in the game counts [-2] two in the tournament. The game begins [-2] in 30 seconds.
Sentynel: orginization, perhaps?
Sentynel: beigns
Sentynel: begins [+1]!
LaZorra: counts [+1]
Sam: organization [+3]
Sam: BURN [+3]
Sam: LOL LOL
Sentynel: I cannae type this evening [-2].
Sentynel: evennin
Sentynel: case in point
Sam: 3 points for stealing [-2] your word. 3 more points for rubbing it in.
Sentynel: evening [+1]
LaZorra: evening
Sam: stealing [+1]
Sentynel: stealing
Sam: -1 points for rubbing it in a second time.
Sentynel: See, don't push [+3] your luck.
LaZorra: /kick [-2] Sam
Sam: kick [+1]
Sentynel: kick
LaZorra: kick
Revan: kick
LaZorra: kcickk
NessaChan: my cat is being a baby
CrackBot: zyzzyva asks: What would you least expect [+1] to receive [-2] as a present? (1/* accepted)
Sentynel: receieve
* Sentynel dies [-2]
Sentynel: dies [+1]
Sam: dies
Sentynel: receive [+1]
Sam: receive
* LaZorra HAS INFECTED [+3] SENTYNEL
Sentynel: AAAARGH, SHE'S CONTAGIOUS [-2]
Sentynel: contagious [+1]
Sam: contagious
Sam: expected [+1]
NessaChan: complete [+1]
Sentynel: Mine aren't funny, though. Just wrong.
Sentynel: Typoing amusingly is an art [+3] I haven't get mastered [+3].
Sentynel: *yet
* LaZorra cracks up.
LaZorra: GAH BOT
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: What would you least expect to receive as a present?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for A black hole [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 2 for All I want for Christmas is my own category [-2] [+3] in TopicBOt.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Panties from LaZorra. Oh wait, LEAST expected [-2]. Uh....
CrackBot: Vote 4 for The complete [-2] works of Ice-T.
CrackBot: Vote 5 for The past [+1] [-2].
CrackBot: Vote 6 for Op powers.
Sentynel: hole [+1]
Sam: hole
Sam: category
Sentynel: categoey
Sentynel: ...
Sam: CATEGOOEY
LaZorra: GOOEY [+3] CATS
Revan: vote 4
zyzzyva: vote 5
Sam: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 3
* LaZorra may be cured [+3]!
Sentynel: Truly [+3], my apprenticeship as an amusing [-2] typoist has started.
Sentynel: amusing [+1]
Counterpoint: vote 6
LaZorra: amusing
NessaChan: amusing
CrackBot: Revan wins 2 points for Op powers.
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 1 point for The past [-2].
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for The complete [-2] works of Ice-T.
CrackBot: Sam wins 1 point for Panties from LaZorra. Oh wait, LEAST expected [-2]. Uh....
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for All I want for Christmas is my own category [+3] in TopicBOt.
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for A black hole [+3].
CrackBot: LaZorra loses a point for submitting and not voting.
LaZorra: vote 5
LaZorra: AUGH
LaZorra: CLEARLY I AM OFF TO A BAD START
LaZorra: SAM
LaZorra: YOU WILL NOT GET MY PANTIES, SAMUAL STODTART
LaZorra: Er.
CrackBot: NessaChan asks: Type something that rhymes [-2] with "The sun [-2] rose to a clear [-2] blue sky...." (1/* accepted)
Sentynel: clear [+1]
Sam: Good. I like presents to be surprises [+3].
goldfishy: Hehehe Sam is a tart [+3]
Sentynel: sun [+1]
Sam: rhymes [+1]
LuckyWizard: rhymes sun clear
NessaChan: rhymes
Sam: clear
Sam: sun
LaZorra: Sam: Also, pretend [+3] I spelled [-2] your name right.
Sentynel: spelled [+1]
LuckyWizard: spelled
ThePhan: spelled
Sentynel: LaZ: Cured [-2], huh? (cured [+1])
Sam: "STODTART" is close to some junk [-2] mail I really got one time, addressed [+3] to a SAMUEL STOTDARD.
Sam: cured
Sentynel: junk [+1]
Sam: junk
ThePhan: junk
goldfishy: I bet stodgy tart [-2] would taste [+3] good
Sentynel: tart [+1]
goldfishy: tart
goldfishy: Damn [-2] you Sentynel and DAMN [+1] YOU WORDZAP!!!
Sentynel: damn
Sentynel: ..
Sam: goldfishy got them both in one line.
goldfishy: Yeah I rock
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Type something that rhymes with "The sun rose to a clear blue sky...."
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for A bun [-2] knows two unclear [+1] [-2] gnu [-2] [+3] guys.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for Nah.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for The bot prose [-2] [+3] was "fear [+1] [-2] brews, nine!"
CrackBot: Vote 4 for "I snored right through, for I'm a guy."
CrackBot: Vote 5 for A bun [+1] throws to a mere [-2] [+3] flu [-2] [+3] thigh [-2] [+3]
Sam: mere [+1]
Sentynel: mere
Sam: flu [+1] thigh [+1]
Sentynel: thigh
Sam: prose [+1]
Sentynel: fly [-2]
LaZorra: prose
Sentynel: flu*
Sam: fly [+1]
Sentynel: fly
Sam: YES
* Sentynel sobs [-2]
LaZorra: vote 4
Sentynel: gnu [+1]
Sam: gnu
Sentynel: sobs [+1]
Sam: Aww, I missed one.
Revan: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 1
zyzzyva: vote 4
Sam: vote 4
Counterpoint: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 4
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 5 points for "I snored right through, for I'm a guy."
CrackBot: Revan wins 1 point for Nah.
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 1 point for A bun [-2] knows two unclear [-2] gnu [+3] guys.
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for The bot prose [+3] was "fear [-2] brews, nine!"
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for A bun [+1] throws to a mere [+3] flu [+3] thigh [+3]
Counterpoint: Real men don't do sunrises.
LaZorra: Aw, I liked [+3] mine.
LaZorra: It was like a poetic [+3] take on WhizKid.
CrackBot: LaZorra asks: What's the most creative use for beans [-2]? (1/* accepted)
Sentynel: beans [+1]
NessaChan: Good 'ol Whiz [+3] Kid [-2]
LaZorra: beans
LuckyWizard: kid [+1]
Sentynel: kid
Sentynel: I coulda sworn [+3] someone had said, um, poetry [-2]-like before.
Sentynel: poetry [+1]
Sentynel: Not going well this evening.
NessaChan: it will be ok
NessaChan: I wonder which common words we will continue to discover [+3] unsaid
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: What's the most creative use for beans?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for When combined [-2] [+3] with an open flame [-2] [+3], eventually [+1] [-2], making fireballs with bodily [-2] [+3] functions [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 2 for Snorting [-2] [+3] them out your nose.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Have LaZorra shoot them out of her nose at n00bs.
CrackBot: Vote 4 for Fishtank gravel [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Playing bingo!!!!!!! You know.. bingo markers [-2] [+3].. beans...?
CrackBot: Vote 6 for Throw them at old people. If they don't dodge [+1] [-2], there are six [-2] [+3] more weeks [-2] [+3] of Winter [-2] [+3].
zyzzyva: six [+1] weeks [+1] winter [+1]
Sentynel: bodily [+1]
Sentynel: flame [+1]
Sentynel: markers [+1]
Sentynel: snorting [+1]
Sentynel: combined [+1]
LaZorra: vote 6
Revan: vote 3
Sentynel: gravel [+1]
zyzzyva: vote 3
LuckyWizard: vote 3
goldfishy: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 4
Counterpoint: vote 6
Sentynel: We still seem to be getting WordZapped at a remarkable [+3] rate [-2], though I can't check [+3] how it's changing [-2] until Sam gets more transcripts up.
Sentynel: changing [+1]
Sentynel: rate [+1]
LuckyWizard: rate
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 3 points for Have LaZorra shoot them out of her nose at n00bs.
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 3 points for Throw them at old people. If they don't dodge [-2], there are six [+3] more weeks [+3] of Winter [+3].
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 1 point for Fishtank gravel [+3].
CrackBot: goldfishy wins 0 points for Snorting [+3] them out your nose.
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Playing bingo!!!!!!! You know.. bingo markers [+3].. beans...?
CrackBot: Revan wins 0 points for When combined [+3] with an open flame [+3], eventually [-2], making fireballs with bodily [+3] functions [+1] [+3].
* LaZorra shamelessly makes from of her own humiliating experiences [+3].
Sentynel: Makes from?
goldfishy: Why does the bot get +3s over and over for things that have already been said and claimed
LaZorra: Er, *makes fun
NessaChan: One time in spanish class we were playing bingo and kids threw [-2] the beans into the teacher [-2]'s coffee [+3] cup [+3] when she wasnt' looking and we never got to play bingo again.
Sentynel: teacher [+1]
Sentynel: threw [+1]
CrackBot: Counterpoint asks: What would be the title of your autobiography [-2]? (1/* accepted)
Revan: They don't, they just copy [+3] the text and make entries [+3] annoying to read.
Sentynel: autobiography [+1]
goldfishy: Makes sense Revan
Sentynel: It's only getting points if the tag is small and coloured.
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: What would be the title of your autobiography?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Master [-2] [+3] of None.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for How To Achieve [-2] [+3] Nothing In Life
CrackBot: Vote 3 for The man who couldn't play guitar [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 4 for "What Does This Button [-2] [+3] Do?"
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Pthotgorhapthy: The Legind
CrackBot: Vote 6 for How [+3] I achieved [-2] [+3] [+3] Ultimate [+3] Awesomeness [+3] of Amazing [+3] Wonderfulness [+3], and You Can Too!
Sentynel: achieved [+1]
Sentynel: guitar [+1]
Sentynel: achieve [+1]
Sentynel: master [+1]
Sentynel: button [+1]
NessaChan: vote 4
goldfishy: vote 4
zyzzyva: vote 4
Sam: vote 4
Counterpoint: vote 5
Sentynel: vote 5
LaZorra: vote 4
CrackBot: Sentynel wins 5 points for "What Does This Button [+3] Do?"
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for Pthotgorhapthy: The Legind
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 0 points for Master [+3] of None.
CrackBot: goldfishy wins 0 points for How To Achieve [+3] Nothing In Life
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for How [+3] I achieved [+3] [+3] Ultimate [+3] Awesomeness [+3] of Amazing [+3] Wonderfulness [+3], and You Can Too!
LuckyWizard: vote 5
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for The man who couldn't play guitar [+3].
NessaChan: I put those [+3]s in there for my own amusement [+3], by the way :p
NessaChan: it won't happen [-2] again
Sam: How come there were ...OH!
Sentynel: happen [+1]
Sam: happen
Sam: NC: You rule.
NessaChan: Hehe
CrackBot: CrackBot asks: Name your favorite comedian [-2]. (1/* accepted)
Sam: comedian [+1]
Sentynel: comedian
goldfishy: Yay Nessa - screw with their heads [-2]!
LuckyWizard: comedian
Sentynel: heads [+1]
Sam: heads
Sentynel: I'm absolutely positive [-2] that, for all we worry [+3] about nuclear [+3] war and terrorists [+3] and asteroids [+3], the last words spoken [-2] by a member [+3] of the human [+3] race [+3] will be "What does this button do?"
Sentynel: spoken [+1]
Sam: positive [+1]
Sam: spoken
Sam: Wow, that sentence was loaded [+3] with zaps [+3].
NessaChan: zap zap zap!
* Sentynel snuggles [+3] his shiny [+3] points
goldfishy: Awww snuggling - I wanna snuggle [+3]
Sam: I wonder if I can make people say zaps [-2] when they see this line, even though I say zaps [+1] later and score the +1 for myself.
Sentynel: zaps
Sentynel: ..
Sentynel: Yes.
Sam: YES! I RULE!
ThePhan: Sam: Almost.
Sam: THAT WAS SO COMPLETELY AWESOME.
Sentynel: To be fair [-2], I got you with the same thing earlier
Sam: fair [+1]
Sentynel: fair
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Name your favorite comedian.
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for George W. Bush [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 2 for amber09
CrackBot: Vote 3 for My dog: he stands up, we laugh ourselves [-2] [+3] to death.
CrackBot: Vote 4 for The one, the only, Kid of Whizzes [+1] [-2] and his sidekick [-2] [+3], Sam!
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Bill Bailey [-2] [+3]
CrackBot: Vote 6 for LaZorra
CrackBot: Vote 7 for I will call my favorite comedian PHIL THE GRACKLE! Uh.. because Phil.. is like.. dirt [-2] [+3].. and grackles.. are funny.. and.. pie [-2] [+3].
Sam: pie [+1]
Sentynel: pie
Sam: bailey [+1]
Sam: sidekick [+1]
Sentynel: dirt [+1]
Sam: dirt
Sam: bush [+1]
LaZorra: vote 2
Sam: ourselves [+1]
Sam: vote 6
Sam: Bill Bailey rules.
Sentynel: vote 5
zyzzyva: vote 6
goldfishy: vote 6
Counterpoint: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 1
CrackBot: Sentynel wins 3 points for LaZorra
CrackBot: goldfishy wins 1 point for Bill Bailey [+3]
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for The one, the only, Kid of Whizzes [-2] and his sidekick [+3], Sam!
CrackBot: Sam wins 1 point for amber09
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 1 point for George W. Bush [+3].
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 0 points for My dog: he stands up, we laugh ourselves [+3] to death.
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for I will call my favorite comedian PHIL THE GRACKLE! Uh.. because Phil.. is like.. dirt [+3].. and grackles.. are funny.. and.. pie [+3].
* LaZorra is loved [+3]! . . . by people who like to laugh at her.
NessaChan: Typos make me laugh until I can't breathe [-2]
Sam: breathe [+1]
NessaChan: breathe
Sentynel: As long as you can laugh at yourself too, it's all good
CrackBot: Revan asks: Name something unstable [-2]. (1/* accepted)
ThePhan: unstable [+1]
Sentynel: unstable
Sam: unstable
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Name something unstable.
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Tritium
CrackBot: Vote 2 for LaZorra.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for South [+1] [-2] America. Have you SEEN how top-heavy [-2] [+3] it is?
CrackBot: Vote 4 for A horse outside its stall [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Rinkies.
CrackBot: Vote 6 for My mood [-2] [+3] is very unstable. I can go fro cheery to GRArRRRGH in 2 seconds. Guh.
CrackBot: Vote 7 for Me
Sam: mood [+1]
Sam: stall [+1] heavy [+1]
ThePhan: stall heavy
Sentynel: stall
ThePhan: mood
Sam: vote 4
LaZorra: vote 4
Sentynel: vote 4
zyzzyva: vote 1
Sam: HM3
NessaChan: vote 5
Counterpoint: vote 1
LuckyWizard: vote 4
goldfishy: vote 3
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 4 points for A horse outside its stall [+3].
CrackBot: Sentynel wins 2 points for Tritium
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for South [-2] America. Have you SEEN how top-heavy [+3] it is?
CrackBot: Sam wins 1 point for Rinkies.
CrackBot: goldfishy wins 0 points for Me
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for My mood [+3] is very unstable. I can go fro cheery to GRArRRRGH in 2 seconds. Guh.
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for LaZorra.
Lirelyn: south
NessaChan: cranberry [+3] sauce?
Sentynel: I was thinking of doing the horse pun, but I just had to make the physics [+3] joke.
Lirelyn: Huh. Something has changed.
NessaChan: lol
Revan: Or maybe Rick Rolling [+3].
CrackBot: Maryam asks: Name something one might smack [-2]. (1/* accepted)
Sentynel: smack [+1]
Sam: smack
zyzzyva: I appreciated [+3] your physics [-2] joke Sentynel.
Sentynel: physics [+1]
Lirelyn: Oh, I suddenly [-2] get what happened.
Sentynel: suddenly [+1]
Sentynel: I could have sworn [-2] I typoed that.
LaZorra: LW: Because it is cruel [+3] and inhumane treatment [+3] of URLs, and also because I have to visit [+3] it regularly [-2].
Sentynel: regularly [+1]
Sam: sworn [+1]
Sentynel: How did I miss sworn?
LaZorra: Gah, I should put the Ben [-2] and Jerry [-2]'s away!
* Sentynel props [+3] eyelids [+3] open
LuckyWizard: ben [+1] jerry [+1]
Revan: Something must be wrong with me. For the last four or five I could think of about a million [-2] answers and submitted none.
Sentynel: million [+1]
Sentynel: ben
Lirelyn: jerry
goldfishy: I was wondering that Sent
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Name something one might smack.
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Spiders.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for Oh boy [-2] [+3]...the problem with this question is how MANY answers there are to choose from!
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Britney Spears [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 4 for A Roonie.
CrackBot: Vote 5 for My head off a wall.
CrackBot: Vote 6 for conspiracy [-2] [+3] theorists, upside the head.
CrackBot: Vote 7 for ACK
Sam: boy [+1]
Sentynel: conspiracy [+1]
Sam: conspiracy
Sam: spears [+1]
Sentynel: spears
LuckyWizard: vote 7
Sam: vote 7
zyzzyva: vote 6
goldfishy: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 6
Sam: HOW has no one said "boy" before in the tournament??
ThePhan: Sam: We all spelled it "boi."
Sam: TP: That explains [+3] it.
Lirelyn: vote 3
ThePhan: A Roonie is from our rival site [+3] RoonWorks.
Counterpoint: vote 7
Revan: Although in hindsight [+3] I probably would have submitted Kanye West.
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 3 points for ACK
CrackBot: Lirelyn wins 2 points for conspiracy [+3] theorists, upside the head.
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 1 point for A Roonie.
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Spiders.
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 1 point for Britney Spears [+3].
CrackBot: goldfishy wins 0 points for My head off a wall.
CrackBot: Sam wins 0 points for Oh boy [+3]...the problem with this question is how MANY answers there are to choose from!
NessaChan: My co-worker [+3] listens [+3] to conspiracy theory [+3] radio ALL DAY
NessaChan: well, when he's not playing the same 15 U2 songs [-2] over and over.
Sentynel: songs [+1]
Sam: songs
ThePhan: songs
Sentynel: A friend of mine has a conspiracy theorising housemate.
Sam: HOLY SMOKES [+3], SENTYNEL, HOW DID YOU GET SO FAR AHEAD? http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=7&p=zap
Sentynel: If I could smack her through the internet I would.
Sentynel: I must just be that awesome.
Sentynel: (I don't know either.)
Sam: I think it's because I was away for a while earlier.
CrackBot: CrackBot asks: What's the most creative use for diseases [-2]? (1/* accepted)
Sam: That must be it.
Sam: diseases [+1]
LaZorra: o.o
Sam: YAY, I GOT DISEASES!!!!!!
TalkingDog: TopicBot.
LaZorra: SAM HAS COOTIES
Sam: LOL
LaZorra: TD: LOL
* LaZorra seconds that TopicBot.
Sam: I said it for comic [-2] effect on purpose [+3], but I still didn't connect [+3] that to TopicBot.
Sam: comic [+1]
TopicBot has been summoned by Sam.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'LaZorra: Peter Brugel. Dutch painter. Painted allegories and crap like that. Just really really weird stuff.' by TopicBot.
LaZorra: BRUGEL GAVE ME NIGHTMARES [+3] AS A CHILD [+3]
Sentynel: Out of interest [+3], how big is Topic [+3] Bot's database [+3]?
Sam: Sentynel: 919 now.
Sam: Not nearly big enough, but I didn't start collecting [+3] lines [-2] for TopicBot until relatively [+3] recently, in terms of the age [-2] of the site [-2].
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: What's the most creative use for diseases?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Giving points to Sam.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for Biological [-2] [+3] weapons [+1] [-2] that only affect [+1] [-2] rappers and YouTube commenters?
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Destroying [-2] [+3] an easel so that all that remains is an "l".
CrackBot: Vote 4 for Vaccines.
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Jackson Pollock art [+1] [-2] with a productive cough [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 6 for Keeping [+1] [-2] to oneself. Anyone can spread [-2] [+3] them to other people.
CrackBot: Vote 7 for Shutting down the postal [-2] [+3] system [-2] [+3]?
Sentynel: biological [+1]
Sam: postal [+1] system [+1] cough [+1] lines [+1]
* LaZorra originally [+3] typed "AS A CHILE [+3]" but fixed [+3] it.
NessaChan: postal
Sentynel: postal
ThePhan: postal system spread [+1] cough
Sam: biological destroying [+1]
Sentynel: lines
ThePhan: site [+1] age [+1]
Sentynel: site
Sentynel: ages [-2]
ThePhan: lines
Sentynel: ages [+1]
LaZorra: Mmm, postal system cough lines.
Sam: age
NessaChan: vote 3
LaZorra: vote 1
Lirelyn: Remember when we used to vote?
ThePhan: Mine was nearly as entence... "Postal system spread cough!"
zyzzyva: vote 2
Counterpoint: vote 3
ThePhan: A sentence, rather.
Sam: vote 1
Lirelyn: vote 5
Revan: vote 6
Sentynel: vote 6
Revan: WordZap: Rescrolling me away from the answers I'm voting on since 2009.
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for Keeping [-2] to oneself. Anyone can spread [+3] them to other people.
CrackBot: Lirelyn wins 2 points for Giving points to Sam.
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 2 points for Destroying [+3] an easel so that all that remains is an "l".
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 1 point for Jackson Pollock art [-2] with a productive cough [+3].
CrackBot: Revan wins 1 point for Biological [+3] weapons [-2] that only affect [-2] rappers and YouTube commenters?
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Shutting down the postal [+3] system [+3]?
CrackBot: Sentynel wins 0 points for Vaccines.
LuckyWizard: vote 3
LaZorra: An entence is what an ent utters.
Sentynel: LaZ: Bahaha.
LaZorra: LIt [+3]'s lke a sentence, except with extra [+3] "hooms."
LaZorra: *It's like
LaZorra: LOL
Sam: Way to score on that typo.
LaZorra: Sam: If anyone should . . .
CrackBot: Lirelyn asks: If you are a passenger in a car, what is the worst [+1] thing the driver [-2] could do? (1/* accepted)
Sentynel: driver [+1]
NessaChan: inch [+1]
NessaChan: fell [+1]
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: If you are a passenger in a car, what is the worst thing the driver could do?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Be another passenger in the car.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for Throw their hands over their face and scream [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Speak [-2] [+3] the words "Watch this!"
CrackBot: Vote 4 for Start showing [+1] [-2] me all the scars [-2] [+3] he's gotten in various [-2] [+3] car accidents [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 5 for These all actually happened to me: 1.) Fell [-2] asleep [-2] [+3] at the wheel [-2] [+3] in the middle of the night going 90mph 2.) Played Nine Inch [-2] Nails so loud my ears [-2] [+3] were bleeding [-2] [+3] while crying [-2] [+3] 3.) Rear-ended [-2] [+3] the biggest [-2] [+3] scariest [-2] [+3] red-neckiest pickup [-2] [+3] truck [-2] [+3] I've ever seen (with gun [-2] [+3] rack)
CrackBot: Vote 6 for Stab [-2] [+3] me viciously [-2] [+3] to death and then mutilate [-2] [+3] my body and throw it out the window.
CrackBot: Vote 7 for Explode [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 8 for Turn into a kangaroo
CrackBot: Vote 9 for Die.
CrackBot: Vote 10 for I know most people think it's gross [+1] [-2] when the driver picks his nose, but it's even worse [+1] [-2] if he picks mine.
LaZorra: gross worse
Sam: explode [+1]
Sentynel: scariest [+1]
ThePhan: stab [+1] viciously [+1] mutilate [+1]
Sam: scariest pickup [+1] truck [+1] ears [+1] asleep [+1]
Sentynel: dear gods [+3]
Sentynel: pickup
Sam: wheel [+1] various [+1] accidents [+1] speak [+1]
Sentynel: gun [+1]
ThePhan: asleep wheel ended [+1] gun scariest
Sentynel: civiously
Sam: multilate viciously stab
LaZorra: TP: 0.0
Sentynel: ears
Sam: biggest [+1] gun
Sentynel: wheel
Sentynel: viciously
Sentynel: speak
zyzzyva: vote 8
NessaChan: vote 8
Sentynel: scars [+1]
Sam: I CAN'T SEE THE ANSWERS ANYMORE [-2] TO VOTE ON THEM.
Revan: /b Drive my car and mess [-2] up my seats [+3] and rearview mirrors [+3] before taking [-2] the gearshift and wildly jerking all the way from P to 2 over and over again so the transmission [+3] blows [+3] up and ruins [+3] my interior [+3].
Sam: anymore [+1]
Sentynel: anymore
* LaZorra dies laughing [-2] and hasn't even read the answers.
Sentynel: mess [+1]
Sam: mess taking [+1]
Counterpoint: vote 10
Sentynel: taking
Sentynel: lauhging
LuckyWizard: vote 10
Sentynel: *laughing [+1]
ThePhan: vote 7
Lirelyn: vote 8
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'MegaHal: That's different from a hobo.' by TopicBot.
Sentynel: scream [+1]
goldfishy: vote 2
Sam: vote 8
LaZorra: vote 6
Sam: The bot will tell us if we missed any -2's...
CrackBot: goldfishy wins 4 points for Turn into a kangaroo
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for I know most people think it's gross [-2] when the driver picks his nose, but it's even worse [-2] if he picks mine.
CrackBot: Lirelyn wins 1 point for Throw their hands over their face and scream [+3].
CrackBot: Sam wins 1 point for Explode [+3].
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for Stab [+3] me viciously [+3] to death and then mutilate [+3] my body and throw it out the window.
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 0 points for Be another passenger in the car.
CrackBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Start showing [-2] me all the scars [+3] he's gotten in various [+3] car accidents [+3].
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for These all actually happened to me: 1.) Fell [-2] asleep [+3] at the wheel [+3] in the middle of the night going 90mph 2.) Played Nine Inch [-2] Nails so loud my ears [+3] were bleeding [+1] [+3] while crying [+1] [+3] 3.) Rear-ended [+3] the biggest [+3] scariest [+3] red-neckiest pickup [+3] truck [+3] I've ever seen (with gun [+3] rack)
CrackBot: Sentynel wins 0 points for Speak [+3] the words "Watch this!"
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 0 points for Die.
CrackBot: Sentynel loses a point for submitting and not voting.
Sentynel: vote 10
Sentynel: Bear.
Sam: ...Yup, we missed two.
Sentynel: Er
Sentynel: Beat!
Sentynel: No bears.
Lirelyn: Oksy.
LaZorra: BEARS
ThePhan: BEARS
* LaZorra is cracking [-2] up so much.
Sam: glad [+1]
Sentynel: glad
Sam: cracking [+1]
zyzzyva: This is unBEARable.
ThePhan: glad cracking
Sentynel: cracking
Sam: NC: That sounds petrifying. Oh my goodness. I'm glad [-2] you're all right.
NessaChan: Those really did happen to me :p
NessaChan: It was scary!
Sam: I bet.
NessaChan: but a nice lady [+3] with a southern [+3] accent [+3] got out of said truck and asked [-2] us if we were okay y'all
Sentynel: asked [+1]
Sam: asked
ThePhan: asked
CrackBot: CrackBot asks: Name something you'd like to unfold [-2]. (1/* accepted)
Revan: Hah [-2], Nine Inch Nails is all bass. Your chest would explode before your ears bled [+3].
* LaZorra is crackling lots of glad.
Sentynel: hah [+1]
Sam: unfold [+1]
Sentynel: unfold
Sam: hah
ThePhan: Crack [+3] and Who must be doing really, really badly [+3] at Zap...
* LaZorra just realized that she doesn't differentiate that much between CrackBot and WhoBot answers.
LaZorra: Because most of my WhoBot answers are sarcastic [+3], anyway.
Sentynel: CrackBot's on -2
ThePhan: LZ: Me either. We must be witty [+3] enough as is.
goldfishy: Cracking
LaZorra: We are so awesome.
Sam: WhoBot has 11.
ThePhan: ...How?
Maryam: I gotta get to bed. Night!
LaZorra: Might, Naryam!
Sentynel: Night Maryam!
ThePhan: Night, Maryam!
Maryam: MIGHTY MARYAM
LaZorra: Er.
* LaZorra pictures Maryam with a little cape [-2].
* Maryam flies off into the night.
Maryam has left.
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Name something you'd like to unfold.
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for My monitor [-2] [+3] into a 9024x768 resolution [+1] [-2] so I can actually read the answers past the WordZap spam [-2] [+3]...
CrackBot: Vote 2 for The secrets [-2] [+3] of TIME AND SPACE!
CrackBot: Vote 3 for A FLAT [-2] [+3] PIECE [-2] [+3] OF PAPER, BECAUSE I AM THAT BADASS.
CrackBot: Vote 4 for The plot [-2] [+3]. It clearly can't do it alone [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 5 for A letter telling [-2] [+3] me I won a million dollars [-2] [+3].
CrackBot: Vote 6 for The action.
Counterpoint: plot [+1]
Sentynel: plot
Sam: flat [+1] piece [+1]
Counterpoint: alone [+1]
LuckyWizard: telling [+1] dollars [+1]
Sentynel: teling
Sam: alone dollars telling plot
Sentynel: telling
Counterpoint: flat
Sam: monitor [+1]
Sentynel: spam [+1]
ThePhan: dollars telling plot alone piece secrets [+1] monitor flat telling
Sentynel: monitor
ThePhan: cape [+1]
Sentynel: secrets
Sentynel: notices [+3]
ThePhan: noticed [+1]
Sentynel: noticed
Sam: vote 2
LaZorra: vote 6
Sentynel: secrets
NessaChan: vote 5
zyzzyva: vote 1
Revan: vote 3
Sentynel: ...I just did that one
LuckyWizard: vote 3
Counterpoint: vote 6
* ThePhan thought that said "Maryam flips [+3] off the knight."
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for A FLAT [+3] PIECE [+3] OF PAPER, BECAUSE I AM THAT BADASS.
CrackBot: zyzzyva wins 2 points for The action.
Sentynel: vote 5
CrackBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for A letter telling [+3] me I won a million dollars [+3].
CrackBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for The secrets [+3] of TIME AND SPACE!
CrackBot: Revan wins 1 point for My monitor [+3] into a 9024x768 resolution [-2] so I can actually read the answers past the WordZap spam [+3]...
CrackBot: Counterpoint wins 0 points for The plot [+3]. It clearly can't do it alone [+3].
CrackBot: LaZorra wins!
NessaChan: whee
LaZorra: WAIT WHAT
ThePhan: LAZORRA IS THE BEST
zyzzyva: Congrats LaZorra!
ThePhan: LAZORRA IS THE FUNNIEST
Sentynel: Nice work, LaZ
LaZorra: whooooo!
* ThePhan cheers [-2]!
ThePhan: cheers [+1]
Sam: Stay tuned [+3] for the results, but otherwise [+3], good night, and see you Thursday night! Note: We will NOT be having a UBT session on Friday, so the session after Thursday's is a week from tonight.
Sentynel: cheers
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Goosey: Stupid hormones. Now I'm going to cry because I have a floor.' by TopicBot.
Sam: LOL
LaZorra: LOL, awwww, Goosey.
* LaZorra is losing it ober here.
zyzzyva: Ober!
Sentynel: 5am? Oh man, I've gotta be somewhere [-2] at 9..
goldfishy: Oh that's an excellent [+3] excuse [-2] - I must use that one time
LaZorra: Danged mood wings [+3], hehe.
NessaChan: lol
Sentynel: somewhere [+1]
Sentynel: excuse [+1]
ThePhan: excuse
NessaChan: That totally sounds like me
Sentynel: LaZ: Mood wings [-2]! (wings [+1])
Sam: wings
Sam: BAH
Sentynel: HAH
LaZorra: SWINGS [+3]
* Revan launches tomahawk missiles [-2] at TopicBot and goes to bed.
ThePhan: missiles [+1]
Sam: missiles
Sentynel: missiles
Revan has left.
Sam: Results: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=7 and http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=7&p=zap
NessaChan: wow, I'm ahead by only one point
* NessaChan goes to do the dishes ;_;
* goldfishy burns WordZap at the stake [+3]
ThePhan: I only have 91 words left to write [-2] in this silly essay [+3].
Sam: write [+1]
Sentynel: writre
ThePhan: write
LaZorra: TP: WRITE, RIGHT?
Sentynel: Right, time to pass out. G'night folks [-2]. Glad I stayed [+3] for this round, it was awesome.
Sentynel: foks
ThePhan: I'm still ahead of Blitz. I guess I'm holding [+3] my own pretty well.
Sentynel: folks [+1]
LaZorra: Night!
NessaChan: TP: It is easy to tell by all the reasearch I have accumulated, that the topic [-2] was really really really really really really really really ...... really really interesting"
Sentynel: topic [+1]
ThePhan: topic
CrackBot has been dismissed by Sam.
TopicBot has been dismissed by Sam.
