Ultimate Bot Tournament #5: Session 6
Jump to the fairy sketch.
Nyperold has entered.
vball has entered.
vball: Hey!
Nyperold: Hello!
vball: Wanted to get in here and get a good seat tonight.
Sam has entered.
Sam: Down in front!
vball: Quit dumping popcorn on me, Sir. Aim better, okay?
TalkingDog has entered.
* TalkingDog finds a seat that doesn't have soda on it.
* Nyperold finds a place... behind a lady wearing a hat whose height easily rivals her own.
Crystal109 has entered.
* vball sits quietly in her seat while the audience is asked to turn off their cell phones for the duration of the performance.
Maryam has entered.
Kalimeris has entered.
* Maryam has popcorn for realz.
vball: TD: Were you able to find any floor space without soda spilled on it?
vball: Getting it on your shoes is almost as bad as sitting in it.
TalkingDog: In a world where bots judge, and innocent Rinkies bend to their whim... One fairy has the twinkles to seduce them all...
Maryam: LOL
* TalkingDog munches popcorn.
* vball politely ignores you munching in my ear.
vball: Well, not IN my ear....
vball: Eww.
* Kalimeris throws popcorn
TalkingDog: Wan' shom? *crunch*
* vball takes a handful and crams the whole thing in her mouth. Yum!
LuckyWizard has entered.
LuckyWizard: Hi all!
vball: Howdy!
vball: I've been saving you a seat. Glad you showed up.
* LuckyWizard sits down and watches the previews.
Sam: Hey, welcome to session 6! Our first bot is CountBot!
CountBot has been summoned by Sam.
Sam: Read the instructions now if you need to. Game begins in a couple minutes.
asterismW has entered.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 5, 5. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for "Alive?" "Dying."
CountBot: Vote 2 for Seven Dance.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Short Words.
CountBot: Vote 4 for Wendy Slept.
CountBot: Vote 5 for Banks... Saved?
CountBot: Vote 6 for Tasty Kakes
CountBot: Vote 7 for Yummy Bacon!
CountBot: Vote 8 for Groom Horse.
CountBot: Vote 9 for Camou Fairy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kalimeris: vote 7
TalkingDog: vote 1
vball: vote 9
Sam: vote 1
LuckyWizard: vote 3
asterismW: vote 1
Nyperold: vote 6
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 3 points for "Alive?" "Dying."
CountBot: Sam wins 1 point for Camou Fairy!!!!!!!!!!!!
CountBot: Sam wins 1 point for Short Words.
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for Tasty Kakes
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for Yummy Bacon!
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Seven Dance.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Banks... Saved?
CountBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Groom Horse.
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for Wendy Slept.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 3, 3, 1, 8. (2/18 accepted)
Nyperold: You and I juggling.
Nyperold: Oops.
[CountBot->Nyperold] Your submission was accepted, but in the future you can make your submissions private by prepending /b.
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Dry Her A Swimsuit.
CountBot: Vote 2 for You And I Juggling.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Get LaZ A Calendar.
Sam: vote 1
asterismW: vote 3
vball: vote 3
LuckyWizard: vote 1
Nyperold: vote 3
asterismW: Hard to think of an 8 letter word.
CountBot: Sam wins 3 points for Get LaZ A Calendar.
CountBot: vball wins 2 points for Dry Her A Swimsuit.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for You And I Juggling.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 5, 7, 2, 3. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Forty Thieves? HA! Ali...
CountBot: Vote 2 for Where Roaches Go? Hid.
CountBot: Vote 3 for White Dorkuss Is Red!
CountBot: Vote 4 for Quick! Batman's In Mud!
LuckyWizard: vote 1
Sam: vote 4
vball: vote 4
asterismW: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 4
CountBot: asterismW wins 3 points for Quick! Batman's In Mud!
CountBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for Forty Thieves? HA! Ali...
CountBot: vball wins 1 point for White Dorkuss Is Red!
CountBot: Sam wins 0 points for Where Roaches Go? Hid.
Nyperold: Food's swapped, we eat.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 3, 2, 4, 3, 5. (2/18 accepted)
asterismW: Nyp: You should eat what you're served. ;)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for I'd Not Do That For Money.
CountBot: Vote 2 for "Ho Wto Ch Eata Tco Untbo-"
CountBot: Vote 3 for Is She In Here For Today?
CountBot: Vote 4 for He Has To "Help" Our Plans.
CountBot: Vote 5 for I'm Not On Them Bad Drugs!
CountBot: Vote 6 for To Eat In, Heat Lft Overs.
vball: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 1
Sam: vote 3
Kalimeris: vote 5
asterismW: vote 3
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for Is She In Here For Today?
CountBot: Sam wins 2 points for I'm Not On Them Bad Drugs!
CountBot: Sam wins 1 point for I'd Not Do That For Money.
CountBot: asterismW wins 0 points for "Ho Wto Ch Eata Tco Untbo-"
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for He Has To "Help" Our Plans.
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for To Eat In, Heat Lft Overs.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 4, 6, 3, 5, 4. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Food Tastes Yum. Gimme Food!
CountBot: Vote 2 for Ugly Fishes Are Their Dish.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Oil's Leaked; All Empty. Mess.
CountBot: Vote 4 for Kali Steals All Crys's Ears.
CountBot: Vote 5 for Sam's Memory Got Faint Note.
TalkingDog: [->Bots] They forgot the large Coke (21:29:23)
Sam: vote 1
asterismW: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 1
TalkingDog: vote 3
Sam: vote TD
vball: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 1
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 3 points for Food Tastes Yum. Gimme Food!
CountBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for Oil's Leaked; All Empty. Mess.
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for Ugly Fishes Are Their Dish.
CountBot: Sam wins 0 points for Kali Steals All Crys's Ears.
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for Sam's Memory Got Faint Note.
asterismW: Goodness Kali, how many ears do you need?
Kalimeris: At least 3 more.
Sam: LOL
asterismW: Well, you shan't have mine.
Kysle has entered.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 5, 5, 2, 6. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Seven... Eight... Uh... Eleven?
CountBot: Vote 2 for These Frogs In Pantry...
CountBot: Vote 3 for Kali's Greed Is Earful.
CountBot: Vote 4 for Bring Cakes To Meeeee!
CountBot: Vote 5 for Anime Makes No Senses.
CountBot: Vote 6 for Lovey - Dovey Is MOOOoo!
Kysle: vote 3
TalkingDog: vote 2
asterismW: vote 3
LuckyWizard: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 4
CountBot: Sam wins 3 points for Kali's Greed Is Earful.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for These Frogs In Pantry...
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for Bring Cakes To Meeeee!
CountBot: asterismW wins 0 points for Seven... Eight... Uh... Eleven?
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for Lovey - Dovey Is MOOOoo!
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 0 points for Anime Makes No Senses.
CountBot: Sam loses a point for submitting and not voting.
Sam: vote ...
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 7, 4, 4, 3. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Rainbow Over Sun's Ray.
CountBot: Vote 2 for Destroy Them! They Run!
CountBot: Vote 3 for Maryam's Here! Vote, Plz!
CountBot: Vote 4 for Fearful Mice Hide Out.
CountBot: Vote 5 for LaZorra, Milk That Cow.
CountBot: Vote 6 for <------------- Answer's Best Here. Yay!
CountBot: Vote 7 for Maryam's Foot, Meet Dog.
CountBot: Vote 8 for Rinkies Game Till Zzz...
Kalimeris: vote 5
Sam: vote 5
Maryam: Hey! I don't kick dogs. :-(
Maryam: Nor TalkingDogs.
Kysle: vote 5
vball: vote 5
Sam: HM7
asterismW: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 8
TalkingDog: vote 5
Nyperold: vote 1
Maryam: vote 3
CountBot: Nyperold wins 6 points for LaZorra, Milk That Cow.
CountBot: asterismW wins 1 point for Rinkies Game Till Zzz...
CountBot: Sam wins 1 point for Maryam's Here! Vote, Plz!
CountBot: vball wins 1 point for Rainbow Over Sun's Ray.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Fearful Mice Hide Out.
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for Maryam's Foot, Meet Dog.
CountBot: Sam wins 0 points for <------------- Answer's Best Here. Yay!
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 0 points for Destroy Them! They Run!
Sam: Near sweep.
Sam: Thanks, Maryam.
Maryam: hehe
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 6, 3, 2, 2, 5. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for In Hawaii, The A'a Is Coool.
CountBot: Vote 2 for Go! Pikach -- NOO! He IS DEADS
CountBot: Vote 3 for It Hovers. See? He Is Silly.
CountBot: Vote 4 for In Sweden, One Is Up North.
CountBot: Vote 5 for In Movies I'll Be On Stage.
CountBot: Vote 6 for I'd Better Get On An Otter.
Kalimeris: vote 6
ThePhan has entered.
ThePhan: I am heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!
Kysle: vote 6
asterismW: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 3
vball: vote 6
asterismW: Yays Phan!
Sam: vote 5
ThePhan: vote 6
ThePhan: 5 is untrue.
Kysle: Hi, pHaN
CountBot: Sam wins 4 points for I'd Better Get On An Otter.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for It Hovers. See? He Is Silly.
CountBot: Kysle wins 1 point for Go! Pikach -- NOO! He IS DEADS
CountBot: vball wins 1 point for In Movies I'll Be On Stage.
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for In Sweden, One Is Up North.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for In Hawaii, The A'a Is Coool.
CountBot: Nyperold loses a point for submitting and not voting.
Nyperold: vote 4
Kysle: Boo. I liked my Sweden one.
Kysle: Heh, thanks, Nyp.
CountBot: Kysle's score has been incremented by 1 point.
CountBot: Nyperold's score has been incremented by 1 point.
vball: TP: But the word count worked. I gotta take what I can get.
asterismW: It's true if you're doing a movie about being in a play.
ThePhan: asterism: I guess, but it was plural, so for that to be true you'd have to only play stage actors in movies.
Maryam: Phan: Not "only", just more than once.
ThePhan: Maryam: I guess, but... Nope, I've run out of objections.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 3, 4, 2, 3. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Are They Of Age?
CountBot: Vote 2 for The Phan Is Bad.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Sam Made My Bot.
CountBot: Vote 4 for You Can't Be Hot.
CountBot: Vote 5 for Her Nose Is Big.
CountBot: Vote 6 for Now Come In! Gee!
CountBot: Vote 7 for Who Does TP Luv?
CountBot: Vote 8 for Why Beat It Raw?
CountBot: Vote 9 for The Babe Is HOT!
CountBot: Vote 10 for God Isn't In You.
CountBot: Vote 11 for The Phan Is Fun!
ThePhan: Hmm. I am bad and fun?
ThePhan: vote 7
vball: vote 5
Sam: vote 9
asterismW: vote 3
* ThePhan knows who she luvs. Both in reality and in joking. Heh.
LuckyWizard: vote 3
Kalimeris: vote 11
Kysle: vote 6
Kysle: vote 3
asterismW: Phan: You're the bad kind of fun.
CountBot: ThePhan wins 3 points for Sam Made My Bot.
CountBot: asterismW wins 1 point for Who Does TP Luv?
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Her Nose Is Big.
CountBot: Sam wins 1 point for The Phan Is Fun!
CountBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for The Babe Is HOT!
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Are They Of Age?
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for God Isn't In You.
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for You Can't Be Hot.
CountBot: Sam wins 0 points for The Phan Is Bad.
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for Now Come In! Gee!
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for Why Beat It Raw?
ThePhan: Whoa. Sweet.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Sam's were BOTH about me?
Sam: I tried to overwrite one with the other.
ThePhan: Well, I guess that's fair enough. One of mine was about Sam.
Sam: Fun replacing bad. But I botched the other submission I made in between, so it didn't take.
ThePhan: Of course, my other one was about a hot babe, but...
ThePhan: I initially had "The dude is hot" but thought "babe" might get more votes.
Sam: Indeed.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 1, 2, 4, 3. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for 'X' = O.O + Dead + Poo
CountBot: Vote 2 for A BS! Nice, Man!
CountBot: Vote 3 for I Am Phan, The.
CountBot: Vote 4 for O, To Have Dew.
CountBot: Vote 5 for I Go THAT Way!
CountBot: Vote 6 for I Am Punk Yet.
ThePhan: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 5
asterismW: vote 2
* ThePhan has no idea what 1 means.
Sam: vote 4
Kalimeris: vote 5
vball: vote 5
Kysle: vote 5
Nyperold: vote 5
CountBot: Sam wins 6 points for I Go THAT Way!
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for O, To Have Dew.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for A BS! Nice, Man!
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for 'X' = O.O + Dead + Poo
CountBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for I Am Phan, The.
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for I Am Punk Yet.
Sam: Wow.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 6, 6, 3. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for To Hamlet: Father Die.
CountBot: Vote 2 for He Dances Poorly, Ugh.
CountBot: Vote 3 for On Ratter, Tatter, YES
CountBot: Vote 4 for On Friday!!!!! Forget Not!
CountBot: Vote 5 for My Gators Escape! AAH!
ThePhan: CRAP
LuckyWizard: vote 2
asterismW: vote 1
Sam: vote 2
Kalimeris: Vote 5
vball: vote 2
ThePhan: I noticed too late that my second word had 5 words, not 6, and tried to resubmit it but my stupid comp wouldn't let me in time.
Nyperold: vote 2
Kysle: vote 1
ThePhan: vote 1
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 4 points for He Dances Poorly, Ugh.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 3 points for To Hamlet: Father Die.
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for My Gators Escape! AAH!
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for On Ratter, Tatter, YES
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for On Friday!!!!! Forget Not!
ThePhan: It was "My foot's broken off!" then switched to "My ankle's broken off!" which is a bit more coherent than some of these, so it might have even gotten votes.
Maryam: Phan: Ow.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 1, 6, 4, 3, 4. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for I Better WROK All Week!
CountBot: Vote 2 for A Singer Wows All Fans.
CountBot: Vote 3 for I Cannot Ever Fly Away.
CountBot: Vote 4 for I Always Take Ten Ears.
CountBot: Vote 5 for I Wonder... Can't You MOOO?
CountBot: Vote 6 for I Wonder What Sam Eats.
CountBot: Vote 7 for I Craved Kiwi And Beef.
CountBot: Vote 8 for I Sexily Dust The Room.
CountBot: Vote 9 for I Wonder: Will Sam Lose?
CountBot: Vote 10 for I Jumped Over The Lamp.
ThePhan: vote 3
ThePhan: Although I came THIS CLOSE to voting for 8.
Kalimeris: vote 1
Kysle: Hm. It took out my emoticon. It must be because it translated it to an image first.
asterismW: vote 4
Nyperold: vote 8
Sam: vote 6
Kysle: ovote 4
LuckyWizard: vote 1
Kysle: vote 4
asterismW: Can you sexily dust the room while jumping over the lamp?
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for I Always Take Ten Ears.
CountBot: Sam wins 2 points for I Better WROK All Week!
CountBot: Kysle wins 1 point for I Cannot Ever Fly Away.
CountBot: Sam wins 1 point for I Sexily Dust The Room.
CountBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for I Wonder What Sam Eats.
CountBot: asterismW wins 0 points for I Wonder: Will Sam Lose?
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for I Wonder... Can't You MOOO?
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for A Singer Wows All Fans.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for I Jumped Over The Lamp.
CountBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for I Craved Kiwi And Beef.
ThePhan: Mine were both about food. Heh.
vball: I can't help but wonder how that would be accomplished Sam.
vball: Oh, the mental image.
Kysle: Sam eats sexily dusted ears.
Sam: Kysle.
Sam: Stop saying words.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 9, 5, 7, 5, 3. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for I'm Imagining Green Monkeys Dying... Ugh.
CountBot: Vote 2 for An Elephant's Fears: Walnuts, Mouse, Flu.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Do CountBot's Lines Inspire Dread? Yes.
CountBot: Vote 4 for My Grooviest Uncle Laughed Madly: "HAH!"
ThePhan: vote 2
asterismW: vote 3
vball: Is partying fiend carryin' beers? Yes!
LuckyWizard: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 3
Sam: vote 4
CountBot: Sam wins 3 points for Do CountBot's Lines Inspire Dread? Yes.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for An Elephant's Fears: Walnuts, Mouse, Flu.
CountBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for My Grooviest Uncle Laughed Madly: "HAH!"
CountBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for I'm Imagining Green Monkeys Dying... Ugh.
ThePhan: 4 brings up images of Jaffar.
Sam: Yeah.
homestarmy has entered.
Sam: Hi Homes.
homestarmy: Hello.
[Maryam->Sam] He got unbanned?
[Sam->Maryam] Beats me. Huh.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 3, 4, 2, 3, 4. (2/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for I've Done My Job Here.
CountBot: Vote 2 for Can Dogs In Car Bark?
CountBot: Vote 3 for The Phan Of The Op'ra.
CountBot: Vote 4 for You Best Do The Work.
CountBot: Vote 5 for Our Frog Is Too Flat.
CountBot: Vote 6 for One Chap Is The Fink.
CountBot: Vote 7 for Who Came To The Room?
CountBot: Vote 8 for Her Nose Is Not Huge.
CountBot: Vote 9 for Why Must It Fly Away?
CountBot: Vote 10 for One Ring To... Uhh... Line?
Sam: vote 5
ThePhan: vote 5
ThePhan: 8 followed by 9 makes me laugh.
asterismW: vote 10
LuckyWizard: vote 8
homestarmy: vote 8
Kalimeris: vote 9
Maryam: Phan: LOL
vball: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 6
Sam: The ultimate insult. Impugning the three dimensionality of someone's FROG.
ThePhan: AND I bet that frog doesn't have even clothes to wear!
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for Her Nose Is Not Huge.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for Our Frog Is Too Flat.
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for One Ring To... Uhh... Line?
CountBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for The Phan Of The Op'ra.
CountBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for Why Must It Fly Away?
CountBot: vball wins 1 point for One Chap Is The Fink.
CountBot: asterismW wins 0 points for Who Came To The Room?
CountBot: Sam wins 0 points for You Best Do The Work.
CountBot: ThePhan wins 0 points for I've Done My Job Here.
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for Can Dogs In Car Bark?
Sam: NICE job, Kali.
ThePhan: Sweet.
TalkingDog: Maybe Michigan J. Frog is out of practice.
Sam: LOL
Kalimeris: Hehehe
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 1, 4, 3, 4. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for I EETS YOR HEDD
CountBot: Vote 2 for A Cat's Hat: BLAT!
CountBot: Vote 3 for I Know Who Bots
CountBot: Vote 4 for A Test Was Hard.
CountBot: Vote 5 for I Have Two Bras.
CountBot: Vote 6 for I LOVE All Dogs.
CountBot: Vote 7 for I Will Eat That.
CountBot: Vote 8 for I Have The Most!
Sam: vote 7
homestarmy: vote 7
ThePhan: vote 5
asterismW: vote 1
homestarmy: vote 7
Nyperold: vote 3
Kalimeris: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 7
vball: vote 5
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 3 points for I Will Eat That.
CountBot: Sam wins 3 points for I Have Two Bras.
CountBot: asterismW wins 1 point for I Know Who Bots
CountBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for I EETS YOR HEDD
CountBot: homestarmy wins 0 points for I Have The Most!
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for A Test Was Hard.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for A Cat's Hat: BLAT!
CountBot: vball wins 0 points for I LOVE All Dogs.
CountBot: Sam wins!
* Sam doesn't.
TalkingDog: Liar.
TalkingDog: Liar, liar, bra's on fire.
* ThePhan realizes the misspelling was misspelled, but she was hoping the reference would be a bit more widely received. Sigh.
asterismW: TP: *I* liked it.
ThePhan: asterism: Thank you. :-)
Sam: We progress immediately to MovieBot. We got a lot to get through tonight.
MovieBot has been summoned by Sam.
Sam: We play to 15 points, each point counting double in the tournament line-up.
Sam: Game begins in 60 seconds.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: James Mason.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Henry Levin.
Sam: journey to the center of the earth
Sam: five fingers
MovieBot: Sam says Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) and is right!
Sam: !?
homestarmy: ..
ThePhan: Not the faintest idea.
ThePhan: SWEET
Sam: He was the #1 star.
Sam: Oh, maybe Pat Boone got credited first.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1939.
Sam: wizard of oz
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Title: _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Sam: gone with the wind
Sam: young abraham lincoln
ThePhan: gone with the wind
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: James Stewart.
LuckyWizard: Mr. smith goes to washington
ThePhan: mr. smith goes to washington
Sam: mr smith goes to washington
MovieBot: LuckyWizard says Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) and is right!
homestarmy: Mr. smith goes to washington
ThePhan: I WAS TOO LATE
homestarmy: CRAP!
Sam: Same second for all three of us.
homestarmy: Darn my connection..
ThePhan: Heh.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Oskar Homolka.
Sam: third man
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Alfred Hitchcock.
Sam: 39 steps
ThePhan: oskar and friends
Sam: young and innocent
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Sylvia Sidney.
ThePhan: Oh. Hmm.
Sam: rebecca
LuckyWizard: vertigo
Sam: sabotage
MovieBot: Sam says Sabotage (1936) and is right!
homestarmy: one of alfred hitchcocks movies.
ThePhan: sabotage
ThePhan: Whoa. That was a completely random guess on my part.
Sam: hehehe
ThePhan: I didn't in the least expect it to be right. Even if I got no points for it.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #3: Samuel L. Jackson.
homestarmy: SNAKES ON A PLANE
Kalimeris: snakes on a plane
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Craig T. Nelson.
Sam: die hard with a vengeance
Nyperold: snakes on a plane
ThePhan: pulp fiction
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: Jason Lee.
ThePhan: the incredibles
Kalimeris: poltergeist
TalkingDog: the incredibles
MovieBot: ThePhan says The Incredibles (2004) and is right!
homestarmy: Day of the dead?
Sam: Nice.
TalkingDog: Zark.
ThePhan: YES IT IS
Nyperold: the incredibles
homestarmy: Er, dawn of the dead.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #3: Trevor Howard.
Sam: stagecoach
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Guy Hamilton.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Michael Caine.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Harry Andrews.
ThePhan: Ummmmm
Sam: sleuth
Sam: italian job
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #4: Curd Jurgens.
ThePhan: the italian job
vball: Miss congeniality
Sam: moonraker
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Year: 1969.
Sam: This is terrible.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Writer: Wilfred Greatorex.
Sam: Harry Andrews??
homestarmy: Casino Royale?
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #8: Nigel Patrick.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #7: Laurence Olivier.
homestarmy: (Clueless)
Sam: No, it's not Clueless.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Writer: James Kennaway.
Sam: alfie
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Battle of Britain (1969).
ThePhan: Michael Caine and Laurence Olivier were together in something besides Sleuth?
homestarmy: Pod People :P
ThePhan: Fun.
ThePhan: Laurence Olivier in Clueless would be amazing.
ThePhan: Amazingly weird, anyway.
Sam: LOL
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Jack Nicholson.
Sam: wolf
Sam: batman
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Kevin Bacon.
Nyperold: wolf 2: wolfer
vball: the shining
LuckyWizard: about schmidt
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Demi Moore.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Director: Rob Reiner.
ThePhan: some movie I've never seen
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #1: Tom Cruise.
Sam: I have.
Sam: I can't think of it.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #5: Kiefer Sutherland.
Sam: a few good men
Sam: There.
MovieBot: Sam says A Few Good Men (1992) and is right!
Kalimeris: top gun
homestarmy: Mission impossible
vball: a few good men
homestarmy: crap.
Kalimeris: dances with chainsaws
ThePhan: Oh. Yup. Never seen it.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: Julia Roberts.
Sam: pretty woman
ThePhan: pretty woman
LuckyWizard: pretty woman
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Albert Finney.
Sam: sleeping with the enemy
ThePhan: runaway bride
LuckyWizard: erin brockovich
Sam: erin brokovich
ThePhan: Uh.
vball: lady in red
MovieBot: LuckyWizard says Erin Brockovich (2000) and is right!
ThePhan: Oh.
homestarmy: Mona lisa smile
ThePhan: The one I never watched.
Sam: Nice.
Kalimeris: woah LW
Kalimeris: We watched that in ecological issues in 10th grade
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Laurence Olivier.
Sam: sleuth
ThePhan: sleuth
Sam: hamlet
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: David Niven.
Sam: rebecca
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: Flora Robson.
Kalimeris: othello
Sam: flying tigers
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Year: 1939.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Director: William Wyler.
ThePhan: laurence olivier of arabia!
Sam: wuthering heights
ThePhan: pride and prejudice
MovieBot: Sam says Wuthering Heights (1939) and is right!
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Dorothy Cumming.
Sam: dances with wolves
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: Lars Hanson.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Director: Victor Sjostrom.
Sam: a christmas carol
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #1: Lillian Gish.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Year: 1928.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #3: Montagu Love.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Writer: Dorothy Scarborough.
Sam: male and female
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #8: Leon Janney.
TalkingDog: revenge of the zucchini people
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: Frances Marion.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #6: William Orlamond.
homestarmy: attack of the wookies
Sam: Rebirth of a Nation
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was The Wind (1928).
Sam: Oh, that's one I've been meaning to see.
Nyperold: I remember that title.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Laura Linney.
Sam: mystic river
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Jim Carrey.
ThePhan: man of the year
Sam: liar liar
ThePhan: Uh. That other one.
LuckyWizard: the mask
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: Natascha McElhone.
Sam: ace ventura pet detective
Sam: ace ventura when nature calls
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #3: Noah Emmerich.
Sam: me myself and irene
ThePhan: It's, um, it's, um...
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Director: Peter Weir.
Sam: truman show
LuckyWizard: bruce almighty
MovieBot: Sam says The Truman Show (1998) and is right!
ThePhan: YES IT IS
homestarmy: *slaps self*
ThePhan: I LOVE THAT MOVIE and yet I forgot it existed.
Sam: I like how I start typing the long titles and work my way down to the short ones.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Richard Donner.
Sam: superman
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Leo McKern.
Sam: three musketeers
Nyperold: superman 2
Sam: lethal weapon
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #2: Rutger Hauer.
Sam: lethal weapon 3
Sam: lethal weapon 2
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Year: 1985.
Sam: lethal weapon 4
ThePhan: ladyhawke
MovieBot: ThePhan says Ladyhawke (1985) and is right!
Sam: Gah, yes.
ThePhan: Heh.
ThePhan: That and Blade Runner are the only Rutger Hauer movies I know.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Stanley Kramer.
Sam: guess who's coming to dinner
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: Sid Caesar.
Sam: inherit the wind
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Spencer Tracy.
Sam: judgment at nuremburg
ThePhan: it's a mad mad mad mad world
MovieBot: ThePhan says It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963) and is right!
Sam: judgment at nuremberg
Sam: I should have started with the long titles.
ThePhan: Heh.
vball: I'd still be typing that title....
ThePhan: Typing "mad mad mad mad" somehow lets out a lot of aggression...
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1983.
Sam: never say never again
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Louis Gossett Jr..
ThePhan: e.t.
Sam: octopussy
Sam: officer and a gentleman
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Simon MacCorkindale.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Bess Armstrong.
Sam: red dawn
Sam: high road to china
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Director: Joe Alves.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #1: Dennis Quaid.
ThePhan: porgy maccorkindale and bess armstrng
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #5: John Putch.
Sam: Oh.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ - _.
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: Carl Gottlieb.
Sam: ??
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #8: Dan Blasko.
* ThePhan is really confused now.
* Sam prepares to slap his forehead.
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Jaws 3-D (1983).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Jaws 3.
MovieBot: Alternate title: Jaws 3 People 0.
MovieBot: Alternate title: Jaws III.
ThePhan: LOL
TalkingDog: LOL
Sam: Sheesh.
Kalimeris: what
Kalimeris: Hahaha
ThePhan: That's lovely.
Sam: Hey, that's a great alternate title. Jaws 3 People 0.
Kalimeris: Jaws 3 people 0?
Kalimeris: Oi.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Sean Bean.
homestarmy: Lord of the rings
ThePhan: national treasure
Sam: goldeneye
MovieBot: ThePhan says National Treasure (2004) and is right!
Sam: Lucky dog.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1968.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Franklin J. Schaffner.
Sam: oliver
ThePhan: oliver!
ThePhan: funny girl
Sam: bullitt
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Charlton Heston.
Sam: ben hur
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #3: Kim Hunter.
vball: ben hur
Sam: i am legend
ThePhan: ben hur
ThePhan: the ten commandments
Kalimeris: charlie and the chocolate factory
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Star #2: Roddy McDowall.
ThePhan: planet of the apes
TalkingDog: planet of the apes
MovieBot: ThePhan says Planet of the Apes (1968) and is right!
Sam: planet of the
TalkingDog: DANGIT
* TalkingDog wants a point!
ThePhan: Heh. My connection was being goofy and I wasn't sure it was going to let me submit it.
TalkingDog: Try and bring my all-time score to 3.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Jack Arnold.
Nyperold: Willy Wonka holds up his staff and parts the chocolate?
Sam: alfie
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Grant Williams.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: April Kent.
Sam: king solomon's mines
Sam: the crowd
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #4: Paul Langton.
Sam: the man who laughs
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #2: Randy Stuart.
homestarmy: The beach boys!
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Year: 1957.
Sam: cinderella
Sam: sleeping beauty
Sam: alice in wonderland
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #6: William Schallert.
Sam: the incredible mister toad
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #8: Helene Marshall.
ThePhan: the incredible... amazing... man
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #7: Frank J. Scannell.
Sam: the incredible shrinking man
MovieBot: Sam says The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) and is right!
TalkingDog: the incredible shrinking
Sam: Thanks, Phan!
ThePhan: DANGIT
ThePhan: LOL
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Kathleen Turner.
ThePhan: I probably just lost myself MovieBot.
ThePhan: :-)
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Year: 1989.
Sam: romancing the stone
Sam: jewel of the nile
Sam: serial mom
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: Marianne Sagebrecht.
Sam: war of the roses
MovieBot: Sam says The War of the Roses (1989) and is right!
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Nicolas Cage.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: T.J. Cross.
ThePhan: gone in sixty seconds
MovieBot: ThePhan says Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) and is right!
Sam: Oh, lame.
homestarmy: Huzzah!
Sam: Lame movie. Lame that it spelled out "sixty."
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Lewis Gilbert.
Sam: moonraker
MovieBot: Sam says Moonraker (1979) and is right!
Sam: LOL LOL
homestarmy: WHAT
ThePhan: Niiiice.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1991.
Sam: wolf
Sam: unforgiven
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: Keanu Reeves.
homestarmy: Awakenings
ThePhan: speed
Sam: speed
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Gary Busey.
homestarmy: The matrix
ThePhan: chain reaction
Kalimeris: constantine
Sam: johnny mnemonic
Nyperold: the matrix
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #4: Lori Petty.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #1: Patrick Swayze.
ThePhan: ummmm...
Sam: bill and ted's bogus journey
LuckyWizard: bill and ted's excellent adventure
Sam: dirty dancing
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Kalimeris: ghost rider
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Director: Kathryn Bigelow.
Nyperold: ghost
homestarmy: Matrix reloaded
Sam: fancy prancy
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #7: John Philbin.
asterismW: dirty dancing
ThePhan: "Keanu Movie"
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #8: Bojesse Christopher.
LuckyWizard: today sucks
Sam: point blank
vball: I didn't like this movie.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Writer: Rick King.
Sam: blank point
vball: Thank you!
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Point Break (1991).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Johnny Utah.
Sam: YEAH. That.
vball: Almost Sam.
TalkingDog: Youch.
Sam: What goes around, comes around.
ThePhan: I WAS SO GOING TO GUESS POINT BREAK
ThePhan: But I figured it was a fake name I made up in my head.
Sam: vball stole your steal.
Sam: Point Blank was a different movie.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1928.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: James Murray.
Sam: steamboat bill jr
Sam: passion of joan of arc
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Eleanor Boardman.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #4: Estelle Clark.
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #3: Bert Roach.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Director: King Vidor.
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Star #8: Freddie Burke Frederick.
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #7: Lucy Beaumont.
Sam: 1928 was a weird year. There wasn't much made during it, because everybody was trying to figure out sound.
Sam: circus
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Writer: King Vidor.
ThePhan: Poor Freddie Frederick.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #5: Daniel G. Tomlinson.
Sam: the crowd
MovieBot: Sam says The Crowd (1928) and is right!
Kalimeris: Yay Sam! Down to the wire and you got it.
Sam: Yeah, phew.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #4: Barry Pepper.
Sam: alfie
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Steven Spielberg.
ThePhan: barry pepper's lonely hearts club band
Sam: jaws
Kalimeris: 29 days later
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #1: Tom Hanks.
Sam: et
ThePhan: hook
LuckyWizard: et
ThePhan: the terminal
homestarmy: Star wars
Kalimeris: 28 days later
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #2: Tom Sizemore.
ThePhan: saving private ryan
vball: Big
Sam: saving private ryan
MovieBot: ThePhan says Saving Private Ryan (1998) and is right!
Sam: catch me if you can.
Nyperold: et the extra terrestrial
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: Patrick Stewart.
Sam: star trek generations
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Title: _ _.
ThePhan: star trek nemesis
Sam: ??
Kalimeris: e.t
ThePhan: et?
LuckyWizard: it
Sam: ox
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Director: Bryan Singer.
homestarmy: 12
ThePhan: it
vball: et
Sam: x2
vball: e t
ThePhan: me
homestarmy: 13
MovieBot: Sam says X2 (2003) and is right!
Kalimeris: 23
ThePhan: pi
ThePhan: Oh.
ThePhan: Heh.
TalkingDog: hehehe
Sam: That ruled.
Nyperold: er
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: Sigourney Weaver.
Sam: alien
ThePhan: alien
Sam: aliens
ThePhan: aliens
Sam: alien 3
MovieBot: Sam says Alien3 (1992) and is right!
Sam: alien the resurrection
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: more aliens than ever!
vball: It could've been Congo too.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Robert Redford.
Sam: Aliens Take Manhattan
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: Judd Hirsch.
LuckyWizard: the candidate
ThePhan: ordinary people
MovieBot: ThePhan says Ordinary People (1980) and is right!
Sam: butch cassidy and the sundance kid
vball: sneakers
ThePhan: HECK YES
Sam: Geez.
ThePhan: I love that movie.
Sam: I don't.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Ione Skye.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #3: John Mahoney.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: Lili Taylor.
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Year: 1989.
Sam: driving miss daisy
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #1: John Cusack.
Sam: do the right thing
Kalimeris: kalimeris' birthday
homestarmy: UHF
ThePhan: say anything
MovieBot: ThePhan says Say Anything... (1989) and is right!
Kalimeris: brave little toaster
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: Dan Aykroyd.
Sam: ghostbusters
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Director: Steven Spielberg.
Sam: blues brothers
homestarmy: Groundhog day
ThePhan: ghostbusters
TalkingDog: ghostbusters 2
Sam: 1941
MovieBot: Sam says 1941 (1979) and is right!
ThePhan: Um.
ThePhan: Oh.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Woody Allen.
ThePhan: annie hall
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #4: Mia Farrow.
Sam: crimes and misdemeanors
ThePhan: hannah and her sisetrs
Sam: alice
LuckyWizard: annie hall
ThePhan: hannah and her sisters
Sam: husbands and wives
TalkingDog: CAKE AND CHEESY MORNING SHOW
ThePhan: manhattan
MovieBot: ThePhan says Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) and is right!
Sam: LOL. That one had your name on it.
Sam: HAHAHAHAHA.
ThePhan: I would have kicked myself if I hadn't gotten that one. :-)
Sam: TD: LOL
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Director: Brian G. Hutton.
Sam: muppets take manhattan
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Clint Eastwood.
Sam: jason takes manhattan
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #4: Carroll O'Connor.
ThePhan: Not only that, it was made the year I was born.
Sam: pale rider
Sam: hang em high
MovieBot: Clue 4/10: Star #3: Don Rickles.
vball: firefox
Sam: bird
MovieBot: Clue 5/10: Star #2: Telly Savalas.
ThePhan: Clint Eastwood in... Jason Takes Manhattan.
MovieBot: Clue 6/10: Title: _ _ _ _ _ ' _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Sam: any which way you can
homestarmy: Snakes on a plane?
MovieBot: Clue 7/10: Year: 1970.
ThePhan: clint's wrath
MovieBot: Clue 8/10: Star #7: Hal Buckley.
homestarmy: Muppets Caper
Sam: Dirty's Harry
MovieBot: Clue 9/10: Star #6: Gavin MacLeod.
MovieBot: Clue 10/10: Star #5: Donald Sutherland.
ThePhan: three's crowd
MovieBot: Time's up! The movie was Kelly's Heroes (1970).
MovieBot: Alternate title: Ratnici.
MovieBot: Alternate title: The Warriors.
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure I've heard of that.
ThePhan: I mean haven't heard of that.
Sam: Kelly's Heroes rules.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #1: Johnny Depp.
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: Winona Ryder.
ThePhan: edward scissorhands
Sam: edward scissorhands
homestarmy: POTC
MovieBot: ThePhan says Edward Scissorhands (1990) and is right!
LuckyWizard: finding neverland
homestarmy: oooh
Sam: Same seconded.
* ThePhan is determined.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #2: Oliver Hardy.
Sam: way out west
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #1: Stan Laurel.
Sam: sons of the desert
ThePhan: Oh, great. Some Laurel and Hardy movie. I don't know their names.
MovieBot: Clue 3/10: Star #3: Charlotte Henry.
homestarmy: i have absolutely no idea.
Sam: babes in toyland
Nyperold: so big
MovieBot: Sam says Babes in Toyland (1934) and is right!
ThePhan: Oh. I guess I did know that one. Sigh.
Sam: Phan: One's called Laurel. The other's called Hardy.
ThePhan: LOL... I knew that comment might be coming :-)
Sam: Phan: You did walk into it.
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Star #3: Carrie Fisher.
ThePhan: blues brothers
Sam: star wars
ThePhan: star awrs
Sam: empire strikes back
MovieBot: Sam says The Empire Strikes Back (1980) and is right!
ThePhan: star wars
Sam: return of the jedi
homestarmy: STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!
MovieBot: Next round! Name the movie described by the following clues:
MovieBot: Clue 1/10: Year: 1972.
ThePhan: sleuth
homestarmy: LUMPY!!!
MovieBot: Clue 2/10: Star #2: Donatas Banionis.
Kalimeris: halloween
ThePhan: Uh.
Sam: solyaris
MovieBot: Sam says Solyaris (1972) and is right!
MovieBot: Sam wins!
Kalimeris: not halloween
Sam: WHAT??
* ThePhan sighs.
ThePhan: So close! So close!
Sam: That was the first 70s foreign movie I could think of.
ThePhan: Next year!
* ThePhan shakes a fist at the sky.
ThePhan: Nice job on that last question, though :-)
Sam: Thanks.
Sam: We move immediately to JumbleBot, which normally takes less than 10 minutes to play. Then we'll have a break.
JumbleBot has been summoned by Sam.
homestarmy: Huzah!
Sam: We'll play this in quiz mode, which means you should submit your answers with /b. You may submit multiple answers per line if you wish.
JumbleBot: Bot does not score unclaimed answers.
Sam: Game begins in 2 minutes.
* homestarmy cracks his knuckles
Kalimeris: This'll be fun.
* asterismW reads up on JumbleBot
Sam: aster: I'll wait if you don't know how to play.
asterismW: Nah, I remember now.
Sam: Ok, cool. Starting now.
asterismW: This is the one like Boggle.
JumbleBot: Starting a new quiz game:
JumbleBot: Next Grid (use /b): (10 answers)
JumbleBot: W N M E
JumbleBot: C I D B
JumbleBot: E R O W
JumbleBot: P U I P
JumbleBot: Reminder (use /b): (10 answers)
JumbleBot: W N M E
JumbleBot: C I D B
JumbleBot: E R O W
JumbleBot: P U I P
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: crib (ThePhan, LuckyWizard)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: crop (Kalimeris, ThePhan, Sam, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: crow (TalkingDog, LuckyWizard, asterismW, ThePhan, vball, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: prop (vball, Sam, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: prow (asterismW, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: pump (LuckyWizard)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: wide (Kalimeris, TalkingDog, LuckyWizard, asterismW, vball, ThePhan, Sam, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: wimp (ThePhan, Kalimeris)
JumbleBot: Unclaimed answer: enow.
JumbleBot: Unclaimed answer: pimp.
JumbleBot: Scores this round: Nyperold: +5, ThePhan: +5, LuckyWizard: +4, asterismW: +3, Kalimeris: +3, Sam: +3, vball: +3, TalkingDog: +2.
* TalkingDog has no brain.
homestarmy: what?
homestarmy: i could've sworn Row was in there.
Sam: home: Have to use all columns.
homestarmy: OoOoOoh
* ThePhan sent prop and prow as the round ended. But she was to late.
Sam: TP: I got 'crib' as it was ending.
JumbleBot: Next Grid (use /b): (2 answers)
JumbleBot: G U N L T O L Y
JumbleBot: S E I S U I U S
JumbleBot: Reminder (use /b): (2 answers)
JumbleBot: G U N L T O L Y
JumbleBot: S E I S U I U S
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: guiltily (ThePhan, LuckyWizard, Sam)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: sensuous (ThePhan, vball, Sam)
JumbleBot: Scores this round: Sam: +2, ThePhan: +2, LuckyWizard: +1, vball: +1.
Kalimeris: Silly long words.
vball: Darn, I spelt the second word wrong and ran out of time.
JumbleBot: Next Grid (use /b): (2 answers)
JumbleBot: E A E O I S
JumbleBot: R C M S U S
JumbleBot: Reminder (use /b): (2 answers)
JumbleBot: E A E O I S
JumbleBot: R C M S U S
Kysle: eamous
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: ecesis (Sam)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: ramous (ThePhan, Sam, Kalimeris, vball)
JumbleBot: Scores this round: Sam: +2, Kalimeris: +1, ThePhan: +1, vball: +1.
TalkingDog: Those aren't words.
Kalimeris: Wow, I didn't know that was a word.
Sam: Total random guessing. I submitted like 15 words.
ThePhan: Oh. I used the wrong vowel on "ecesis." I got "ecesus."
homestarmy: Whaaat
homestarmy: Oasis wasn't a word?
* homestarmy wishes to slap jumblebot
Sam: home: You have to use ALL COLUMNS.
* homestarmy thinks he's got it now.
JumbleBot: Next Grid (use /b): (3 answers)
JumbleBot: O E A L
JumbleBot: F R U D
vball: I type too slow. I got it, but too late.
JumbleBot: Reminder (use /b): (3 answers)
JumbleBot: O E A L
JumbleBot: F R U D
homestarmy: frad
homestarmy: crap.
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: feal (asterismW, Sam, Nyperold, ThePhan)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: feud (TalkingDog, ThePhan, LuckyWizard, Maryam, vball, Sam, Nyperold, Kalimeris)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: oral (TalkingDog, Maryam, ThePhan, vball, LuckyWizard, Sam, asterismW, Kalimeris, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Scores this round: Nyperold: +3, Sam: +3, ThePhan: +3, asterismW: +2, Kalimeris: +2, LuckyWizard: +2, Maryam: +2, TalkingDog: +2, vball: +2.
asterismW: Feal is an actual word?
Sam: I guess.
ThePhan: Apparently.
JumbleBot: Next Grid (use /b): (12 answers)
JumbleBot: E E N
JumbleBot: N U L
JumbleBot: L I M
JumbleBot: T L V
JumbleBot: Reminder (use /b): (12 answers)
JumbleBot: E E N
JumbleBot: N U L
JumbleBot: L I M
JumbleBot: T L V
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: eel (TalkingDog, LuckyWizard, vball, asterismW, Nyperold, ThePhan)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: ell (vball, Maryam, Sam, ThePhan)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: elm (LuckyWizard, Kalimeris, ThePhan)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: lev (Maryam)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: lum (Sam)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: nil (LuckyWizard, Kalimeris, vball, Sam)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: nim (Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: nun (TalkingDog, vball, asterismW, LuckyWizard, Sam, Maryam, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: ten (Sam, Kalimeris, asterismW)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: til (Sam, vball)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: tin (TalkingDog, LuckyWizard, Sam, Maryam, vball, asterismW, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: tun (Sam, vball)
JumbleBot: Scores this round: Sam: +8, vball: +7, LuckyWizard: +5, asterismW: +4, Maryam: +4, Nyperold: +4, Kalimeris: +3, TalkingDog: +3, ThePhan: +3.
Sam: Another question where you just pound in whatever combos you can.
ThePhan: My connection timed out on me. I lost submitted nil, nim, and nun.
JumbleBot: Next Grid (use /b): (4 answers)
JumbleBot: R U B I
JumbleBot: L O C Y
JumbleBot: A T O P
JumbleBot: Reminder (use /b): (4 answers)
JumbleBot: R U B I
JumbleBot: L O C Y
JumbleBot: A T O P
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: atop (Maryam, Sam, LuckyWizard, ThePhan, homestarmy, vball, asterismW, TalkingDog, Nyperold, Kalimeris)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: loci (Sam, Maryam, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: loop (vball, ThePhan, LuckyWizard, Kalimeris, Sam)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: ruby (Kalimeris, Maryam, Sam, ThePhan, vball, asterismW, Nyperold, LuckyWizard)
JumbleBot: Scores this round: Sam: +4, Kalimeris: +3, LuckyWizard: +3, Maryam: +3, Nyperold: +3, ThePhan: +3, vball: +3, asterismW: +2, homestarmy: +1, TalkingDog: +1.
* homestarmy has his first point, yay!
JumbleBot: Next Grid (use /b): (2 answers)
JumbleBot: V E T N E D
JumbleBot: T I I H E D
vball: Good for you homestarmy!
JumbleBot: Reminder (use /b): (2 answers)
JumbleBot: V E T N E D
JumbleBot: T I I H E D
LaZorra has entered.
Maryam: LAZORRA
ThePhan: It's... LaZorra!
LaZorra: TP: No it's not. It's a lie.
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: tithed (ThePhan, Sam, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, Maryam, vball, Nyperold, asterismW)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: veined (ThePhan, Sam, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, Maryam, vball, asterismW, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Scores this round: asterismW: +2, Kalimeris: +2, LuckyWizard: +2, Maryam: +2, Nyperold: +2, Sam: +2, ThePhan: +2, vball: +2.
Sam: Nyp and aster submitted on separate lines.
asterismW: Heh. Everyone who answered got both words.
JumbleBot: Next Grid (use /b): (12 answers)
JumbleBot: D R O M
JumbleBot: F E A N
JumbleBot: P I L E
JumbleBot: Reminder (use /b): (12 answers)
JumbleBot: D R O M
JumbleBot: F E A N
JumbleBot: P I L E
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: dean (Kalimeris, Maryam, vball, ThePhan, asterismW, LaZorra, LuckyWizard, Nyperold, homestarmy)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: dram (Sam, homestarmy, Nyperold, ThePhan)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: file (LaZorra, LuckyWizard, vball, ThePhan, Kalimeris, Sam, asterismW)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: film (ThePhan)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: froe (vball)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: from (LaZorra, vball, Maryam, Kalimeris, Sam, Nyperold, asterismW)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: peon (Maryam)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: pile (Kalimeris, Maryam, LaZorra, vball, LuckyWizard, ThePhan, homestarmy, Sam, asterismW, Nyperold)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: pram (Sam, ThePhan)
JumbleBot: Claimed answer: prom (Kalimeris, Maryam, Sam, LuckyWizard, asterismW, ThePhan, vball)
JumbleBot: Unclaimed answer: frae.
JumbleBot: Unclaimed answer: pion.
JumbleBot: Scores this round: ThePhan: +7, Sam: +6, vball: +6, asterismW: +5, Kalimeris: +5, Maryam: +5, LaZorra: +4, LuckyWizard: +4, Nyperold: +4, homestarmy: +3.
JumbleBot: Sam wins!
asterismW: Yay Sam!
* homestarmy had four points at the end, huzzah.
Sam: Five minute break, and then the fairies!
asterismW: Fairies!
vball: Darn! That game needs to be played to 50!
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=5
asterismW: Woo, over 100! I can die happy now.
asterismW: So my mom took me to So You Think You Can Dance? last night.
asterismW: I have no idea why, as I've never shown the slightest interest in the show.
Sam: You were in the studio audience?
Sam: That's neat.
asterismW: Sam: No, they're on tour.
LaZorra: aster: How was it?
asterismW: The live version didn't disappoint though.
asterismW: Lots of screaming girls, music that was too loud, and dancing I don't care for.
LaZorra: It's coming to Fresno soon.
asterismW: The BEST part of the show was the half time entertainment.
asterismW: The Snuggle bear came out and boogied.
asterismW: He was AWESOME.
Maryam: LOL
* homestarmy is disturbed by the appearance of the snuggle bear.
asterismW: My mom thinks I'm crazy for liking him the best.
asterismW: Oh, and I've decided that your chances of winning that show go up dramatically if you have an unusual name.
asterismW: Dan? Out. Khayleie? Definitely in.
asterismW: And everybody went crazy over this dance where they guy rips the girl's beating heart from her chest.
LaZorra: O.o
Sam: Too bad they can only do that one once.
asterismW: And yet, I bet not one of them reacted the same way when it happened in Indiana Jones.
asterismW: Although a lot of them probably did scream.
Sam: Welcome back from the break!
Sam: Fairies in 5...4....33.....2....2....1.....3.....
asterismW: Hurray!
LaZorra: LEEFACHE COUNTDOWN
 | Camou-Fairy Presents... Camou-Fairy Tales Episode 6: The Little Pauper Gold Mine |
asterismW: How come Camou Fairy hasn't actually BEEN in any of these stories?
: Sky, Sky, I have great news for you.
: Oh yeah?
: Yeah. I've invested your money in a gold mine.
: You what??
: I've invested your money in a gold mine.
asterismW: Aw, what a nice roommate.
ThePhan: Niiiice.
: You can't do that. Give me my money back!
: Now, now, it's too late for that. Besides, you'll thank me later. Do you know an easier way to make money?
: Yeah, but Gypsy Rose Lee beat me to it.
: Aw, quit clowning, this is serious.
: I'd like to do a take-off on Gypsy Rose Lee. Get it? Ha, ha!
: Stop it. Listen, this gold mine is in the middle of the Nevada desert. We're going to have to get a couple of horses.
: Horses?
LaZorra: HOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
asterismW: Good luck riding in that dress.
: Yes, we'll ride for hours on end.
: That's logical.
Ba-dum-CHHHH!
: Oh, quit fooling around. Come on.
LaZorra: WHERE ARE THE HORSEY PONIES
LaZorra: I MEAN HORSEY FAIRIES
* ThePhan doesn't think she got that joke...
ThePhan: Oh, wait. Maybe I did.
* Sam pauses the story until people get the "hours on end" joke.
Nyperold: Riding. On end.
ThePhan: I get it now.
asterismW: I'm... still not getting it.
Sam: You're riding...on your end!
Sam: A-hahahhahaa.
asterismW: *lightbulb*
Sam: LOL
(later, in the middle of the desert)
: Look, there's an old Indian village up ahead. We'll leave the horses and continue on foot.
ThePhan: No more on end!
* LaZorra read, "Look, there's an old Italian village up ahead."
: Hi, girls! Would you like to buy an authentic Indian blanket?
: Sure, how about this one right here--HEY! This is a phony!
ThePhan: LZ: That's okay, I read "phony" as "pony."
: What makes you say that?
: It says 'Made In Cleveland' on the label!
: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
ThePhan: Heh.
: Why, I oughta--
vball: Hahah.
: Never mind that. Have you got anything to drink? We're thirsty.
: Sure, how about this cactus juice?
: Cactus juice! Mmm, boy. *sip* COUGH! *wheeze* Gahhhh!
: Don't tell me you don't like it! This was made by the Blackfeet Indians.
: Well, they must have left one of their feet in it.
: *cough* It's kicking me in the stomach!
: Oh, knock it off. Come on, let's go.
(later, deeper in the middle of the desert)
: Say, where are we now? Nothing but sand for miles around.
: I don't know. Hey, look. Here comes someone now. Say, who are you?
asterismW: Isn't that convenient?
: Me? Why, I'm a lifeguard.
LaZorra: YAAAAAAAAAY FOR LIFEGUARDS
: Lifeguard? The nearest water is 200 miles away!
: Large beach, isn't it? *leaves*
ThePhan: LOL
: Say, Jean. Was that fairy real, or am I seeing a garage?
: Garage? Don't you mean 'mirage'?
: Oh, no. That's what my momma used to put on her pies. Lemon mirage pie!
: No no no, you mean 'meringue'.
: I'll get my own ring, thank you very much.
: Come on, now, be serious.
: Hey! There's a rock up ahead with some writing on it!
: Writing? Can you read it?
: Nope. I can read reading, but I can't read writing.
: 'Under this rock lies Billy the Kid.'
: Quick! Help me move this thing!
: Why?
: We gotta get that kid outta there!
vball: Nooo. Smooshed body parts!
: No no, this rock marks the spot Billy the Kid fell, in 1874.
: No wonder the kid fell. I nearly tripped over it myself!
LaZorra: There is a reporter on the paper who is this stupid.
: Hey, look -- there's a ledge over there. What we need to do is go up there and find our bearings.
: What would our bearings be doing up there?
: I'll climb up and drop you a line.
: Thanks, Jean, and I'll write to you, too.
: Would you quit fooling around? Come on.
: Say, wait a minute. There's a saloon over there. We'll ask for directions.
: Oh boy, a saloon! You know I once saw a fairy go into a saloon with poison ivory?
: Poison ivory? Don't you mean poison ivy?
: No, I mean poison ivory. She had loaded dice. Hoo-hoo!
ThePhan: Oy. Heh.
asterismW: *snort*
: Howdy, girls. Welcome to the Rough and Tumble Saloon.
: Howdy! Say, I've always wanted to work in a saloon. You got any openings?
: Sure, the front door's right here.
: Ho, ho. What a fresh kid. You know what I mean!
: Ok, sport, maybe I do. You got any talent?
homestarmy: crashin.... router.... must... close.... browser.....
: Sure, I got talent! I'm a great baseball player!
: Baseball player? You were never any good at baseball!
: Oh yeah? You should have seen all the boys I struck out that were trying to get to first base!
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: Heh.
asterismW: *louder snort*
: Aw, quit clowning. She doesn't need baseball players. She needs performers. Can you sing?
: Can I sing? Why, I can hit a high-U over T!
: High U?
: Fine, and you?
Nyperold: Heh!
: Stop it. Listen, do you know where we can find the Little Pauper Gold Mine?
: The Little Pauper Gold Mine! Ha, ha! Sure, right up that way.
: Do you think there's any gold in it?
: There must be. I've never seen anybody taking any out of it!
: Why, I oughta--
: Never mind that. Come on, let's go.
: (Sky) Say, it sure is dark in here.
asterismW: Bring out Goldie!
asterismW: She's like a flashlight.
: (Jean) I found an opening. I'll just stick my hand in it. Hmmm. It's cold and wet.
LaZorra: eeeewwwww
: (Sky) *mmrph* Get your hand outta my mouth.
: (Jean) Oh, sorry.
TalkingDog: LOL
ThePhan: Yuuuuuck.
: (Jean) Ah-ha! I found something metal. Hand me the pick, and I'll start picking.
: (Sky) Ok. And you hand me the crowbar, and I'll start crowing.
: (Jean) Just a moment! I think I've broken some metal free!
: (Sky) Aaahhhhhh! THAT WAS THE ZIPPER ON MY DRESS!
Maryam: LOL
Ba-dum-CHHHH!
TalkingDog: LOL
homestarmy: lol.
ThePhan: LOL
asterismW: hahaha
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
THE END
LaZorra: NAKERS!
asterismW: Awesome last panel. :)
Sam: Everybody loves a good nakers joke.
Maryam: "Nakers" always gets me.
ThePhan: That was great.
Maryam: It's great how badly animated those wings are.
Sam: So, hey, bonus points if you can figure out what famous comedy team's routine I remade for the fairies this time.
Sam: ThePhan successfully identified the Marx Brothers yesterday.
ThePhan: It sounded incredibly familiar, but I am not entire sure what it was.
Sam: It wasn't a well-known routine, but possibly the style might be familiar.
Nyperold: Abbott and Costello?
ThePhan: YES.
Sam: Nyp: Bingo!
ThePhan: It VERY Abbott and Costello-ian.
ThePhan: That VERY bad English.
Sam: LOL
Sam: Ok, our next bot is BibleBot. Following that, we have CrackBot (good pairing) and then SearchBot.
Sam: For those who wind up leaving early, Friday is our next and last session -- the grand finale!
CountBot has been dismissed by Sam.
JumbleBot has been dismissed by Sam.
MovieBot has been dismissed by Sam.
BibleBot has been summoned by Sam.
Sam: All verses will be from the King James.
vball: In quiz mode?
Sam: Game starts in 60 seconds. Yes, in quiz mode.
vball: Darn. Speed mode would be fun.
asterismW: Speed mode would last forever though.
Sam: So, in THIS bot, although you answer with /b in quiz mode, like JumbleBot earlier, you can't just submit any and all answers you want. The bot only accepts as many answers as there are to the question. If there are two answers, for example, and you submit three, it only acknowledges the most *recent* two.
Sam: Also, you may only submit one answer per line. We play to 15 points, so each point counts 2 tournament points.
Sam: Game begins in 60 more seconds.
LaZorra: FAKEOUT
BibleBot: Questions will cover the Old and New Testaments.
BibleBot: Questions will be restricted to the following types: Adjacent Books, Books Containing Verse, Fill In the Blank.
BibleBot: Starting a new quiz game:
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book(s) are adjacent to Exodus? (2 answers accepted)
Sam: Remember, answers on separate lines.
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Genesis (Sam, asterismW, ThePhan, Nyperold, vball, homestarmy, LaZorra, Maryam)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Leviticus (Sam, asterismW, ThePhan, LaZorra, vball, homestarmy, Maryam)
BibleBot: Scores this round: asterismW: +2, homestarmy: +2, LaZorra: +2, Maryam: +2, Sam: +2, ThePhan: +2, vball: +2, Nyperold: +1.
vball: Didn't we just do verses last time?
Sam: We did adjacent as well. But not "books containing verse."
vball: Hmm. I should've brushed up on my Bible books....
Maryam: Those are probably the only BibleBot points I've ever gotten.
Sam: Hey, nice.
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book does the following verse come from? Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: (1 answer accepted)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Matthew (Matthew 7:7) (asterismW, ThePhan, Sam)
BibleBot: Scores this round: asterismW: +1, Sam: +1, ThePhan: +1.
Sam: Guess.
Nyperold: THanks, connection.
ThePhan: I had said John at first.
LaZorra: I thought it was Revelation.
ThePhan: LZ: You're probably thinking of the "I stand at the door and knock" verse. I had the same thought.
LaZorra: TP: Yeah.
BibleBot: Question (use /b): Fill in the blanks: But _______ _______ _______ gain to me, those I counted loss for Christ. (Philippians 3:7) (1 answer accepted)
BibleBot: Unclaimed answer: what things were.
ThePhan: Darn. I guessed "things that were."
homestarmy: gah
homestarmy: i got blasted with fairies
Sam: homes: That's a hazard on this site.
LaZorra: Sam; On the front page, you need a disclaimer: WARNING: MAY CONTAIN FAIRIES
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book does the following verse come from? And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. (1 answer accepted)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Mark (Mark 12:30) (Nyperold)
BibleBot: Scores this round: Nyperold: +1.
LaZorra: Dang, guessed John.
asterismW: Meh. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John all share verses.
vball: Sam. That's not in the O.T. too? Exodus 20?
ThePhan: vball: Not the part about "This is the first commandment."
vball: TP: Ah.
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book(s) are adjacent to I Timothy? (2 answers accepted)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: II Thessalonians (ThePhan, Sam, asterismW, vball)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: II Timothy (ThePhan, asterismW, Sam, vball, LaZorra, Nyperold)
BibleBot: Scores this round: asterismW: +2, Sam: +2, ThePhan: +2, vball: +2, LaZorra: +1, Nyperold: +1.
asterismW: I don't think I spelled--oh!
BibleBot: Question (use /b): Fill in the blanks: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction _______ _______: (II Timothy 3:16) (1 answer accepted)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: in righteousness: (LaZorra, Sam, vball, ThePhan)
BibleBot: Scores this round: LaZorra: +1, Sam: +1, ThePhan: +1, vball: +1.
LaZorra: I remember that verse from high school Bible class.
LaZorra: Amazing.
* homestarmy explodes into a cloud of fairies.
homestarmy has left.
Sam: Too bad he didn't show up for BuzzBot earlier.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: Right :-)
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book does the following verse come from? He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. (1 answer accepted)
ThePhan: Hey, there's a silly-sounding song to that verse!
Nyperold: Yep!1
vball: TP: It has the reference in the jingle with it.
Nyperold: It even identifies the verses at the end.
BibleBot: Claimed answer: I John (I John 4:8) (ThePhan, Sam, Nyperold, vball)
BibleBot: Scores this round: Nyperold: +1, Sam: +1, ThePhan: +1, vball: +1.
Maryam: LOL
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book(s) are adjacent to Job? (2 answers accepted)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Esther (Sam, vball, LaZorra, Nyperold)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Psalms (LaZorra, vball, Sam, asterismW, Nyperold)
BibleBot: Scores this round: LaZorra: +2, Nyperold: +2, Sam: +2, vball: +2, asterismW: +1.
ThePhan: CRUD
asterismW: Gah, misspelled.
Sam: Awww.
ThePhan: I was definitely thinking some other book. Heh.
BibleBot: Question (use /b): Fill in the blanks: Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use _______ _______, that it may minister grace unto the hearers. (Ephesians 4:29) (1 answer accepted)
LaZorra: I can't even parse that with the blanks in there.
BibleBot: Unclaimed answer: of edifying,.
Sam: Yeah, that made the grammar look weird.
asterismW: I got 'of'!
LaZorra: LOL
vball: I had "of edification".
ThePhan: vball: Same here.
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book(s) are adjacent to II Corinthians? (2 answers accepted)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: I Corinthians (Sam, vball, asterismW, LaZorra, Nyperold)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Galatians (Sam, vball, Nyperold, LaZorra)
BibleBot: Scores this round: LaZorra: +2, Nyperold: +2, Sam: +2, vball: +2, asterismW: +1.
BibleBot: Question (use /b): Fill in the blanks: Thou shalt not _______ adultery. (Exodus 20:14) (1 answer accepted)
ThePhan: Okay. Apparently my brain just went flying out the window.
ThePhan: Heh.
LaZorra: WHEEEE
vball: Enjoy
ThePhan: It would be easier if I hadn't read "II Corinthians" as "I Corinthians." Heh.
asterismW: TP: I DID THAT TOO
BibleBot: Claimed answer: commit (LaZorra, ThePhan, vball, asterismW, Nyperold)
BibleBot: Scores this round: asterismW: +1, LaZorra: +1, Nyperold: +1, ThePhan: +1, vball: +1.
LaZorra: LOL, awww.
Sam: heh, yeha.
Sam: Er, yeah. Not yeehaw.
LaZorra: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
Sam: OH! THAT WAS A QUESTION.
Sam: TP: you're more awake than I am. I totally missed that a question was asked, and then that it was answered.
LaZorra: LOL
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book(s) are adjacent to Matthew? (2 answers accepted)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Malachi (ThePhan, Nyperold, Sam, LaZorra, asterismW, vball)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Mark (ThePhan, vball, LaZorra, Sam, asterismW, Nyperold)
BibleBot: Scores this round: asterismW: +2, LaZorra: +2, Nyperold: +2, Sam: +2, ThePhan: +2, vball: +2.
BibleBot: Question (use /b): Fill in the blanks: Abstain from all _______ _______ _______. (I Thessalonians 5:22) (1 answer accepted)
asterismW: Hmm, there's just so many things to abstain from.
BibleBot: Claimed answer: appearance of evil. (ThePhan, Sam)
BibleBot: Scores this round: Sam: +1, ThePhan: +1.
vball: Pluralized it.
BibleBot: Question (use /b): What book(s) are adjacent to Nehemiah? (2 answers accepted)
LaZorra: Errr. . .
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Ezra (asterismW, Nyperold, ThePhan)
BibleBot: Claimed answer: Esther (asterismW, Sam, Nyperold)
BibleBot: Scores this round: asterismW: +2, Nyperold: +2, Sam: +1, ThePhan: +1.
BibleBot: Sam wins!
LaZorra: DANGIT
ThePhan: Sigh.
LaZorra: Stupid lag. :-(
Sam: I blanked. That was a guess.
vball: Nice guess.
ThePhan: For some reason I was thinking Jonah instead of Esther. Heh.
ThePhan: Oh well.
asterismW: That's the closest I've ever come to winning!
Sam: We move immediately to CrackBot. It's a pun on Crackpot. Not cocaine. There, we got that out of the way.
BibleBot has been dismissed by Sam.
CrackBot has been summoned by Sam.
* ThePhan is so not great at this game. Heh.
* LaZorra either.
Sam: The last time we played this in a tournament, it took 103 minutes. So we're only playing to 15 points.
LaZorra: Phew!
ThePhan: Oh my.
Sam: We're still doing SearchBot after this, even though it will still probably be somewhat late -- but SearchBot only takes 10 minutes.
Sam: One thing to remember. Whereas in WhoBot, players are encouraged to answer honestly, here the idea is to make wisecracks. Honesty is not very important here, although if the truth is funny, submit the truth.
Sam: Game begins in 60 seconds.
asterismW: Yay, I'm glad I get to play this one, as I missed WhoBot.
LaZorra: Tournament Crack is slightly more tolerable than tournament Who.
CrackBot: Nyperold asks: You're just turning in for the night when you discover a big hairy spider on the bed. What do you do? (1/* accepted)
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: You're just turning in for the night when you discover a big hairy spider on the bed. What do you do?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Hug it and love it and name it George.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for Gently escort it outside and STOMP THE GUTS OUT OF IT HOW DARE YOU BREAK INTO MY ROOM YOU EVIL THING *heave*pant*heave*pant*
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Run downstairs and pray for to spontaneously combust. Or possibly for a team of ninjas in training to decide to come to my room, and when the only living thing is the spider, they practice DEATH on it.
CrackBot: Vote 4 for I come along and sit down beside it and frighten it away.
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Scream and hyperventilate. Grab hairspray and go hog wild on it.
CrackBot: Vote 6 for So what else is new? I live in the country, remember?
CrackBot: Vote 7 for Drive to my parents' house and sleep there. With all the lights on.
CrackBot: Vote 8 for Mistake it for my spouse and snuggle up to it.
CrackBot: Vote 9 for Hire a cow to put it on LaZorra.
Sam: vote 4
ThePhan: vote 4
TalkingDog: vote 3
vball: vote 7
Maryam: vote 6
Nyperold: vote 3
LuckyWizard: vote 9
Kalimeris: vote 9
asterismW: vote 2
CrackBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for I come along and sit down beside it and frighten it away.
CrackBot: Sam wins 2 points for Hire a cow to put it on LaZorra.
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for Run downstairs and pray for to spontaneously combust. Or possibly for a team of ninjas in training to decide to come to my room, and when the only living thing is the spider, they practice DEATH on it.
CrackBot: asterismW wins 1 point for Drive to my parents' house and sleep there. With all the lights on.
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for So what else is new? I live in the country, remember?
CrackBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for Gently escort it outside and STOMP THE GUTS OUT OF IT HOW DARE YOU BREAK INTO MY ROOM YOU EVIL THING *heave*pant*heave*pant*
CrackBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Scream and hyperventilate. Grab hairspray and go hog wild on it.
CrackBot: Maryam wins 0 points for Hug it and love it and name it George.
CrackBot: vball wins 0 points for Mistake it for my spouse and snuggle up to it.
CrackBot: LaZorra loses a point for submitting and not voting.
* TalkingDog doesn't like spiders.
vball: TD: I couldn't escort it *gently* outside. I'd be cleaning guts off my bedspread.
CrackBot: Sam asks (custom question): Who's your favorite fairy, and why? (1/* accepted)
Sam: I should have made sure I had a good answer for that, before asking it.
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Who's your favorite fairy, and why?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for You mean, they're not all the same?
CrackBot: Vote 2 for I like Jean. Her shape is curvy and she's comfortably, cool.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Tinkerbell. But don't tell anyone here at RinkWorks. She wouldn't count. It's a good thing my submitting on this is anonymous! ...It is, right?
CrackBot: Vote 4 for Not Navi.
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Jean, because I wish my hair did that.
CrackBot: Vote 6 for *sigh* She's soooooo dreeeeeeeamy.
Maryam: vote 4
ThePhan: vote 5
asterismW: vote 1
Sam: Hey! Listen!
LuckyWizard: vote 3
vball: vote 5
TalkingDog: vote 1
asterismW: Yes?
Sam: vote 1
CrackBot: Maryam wins 3 points for You mean, they're not all the same?
CrackBot: asterismW wins 2 points for Jean, because I wish my hair did that.
CrackBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for Not Navi.
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for Tinkerbell. But don't tell anyone here at RinkWorks. She wouldn't count. It's a good thing my submitting on this is anonymous! ...It is, right?
CrackBot: Sam wins 0 points for *sigh* She's soooooo dreeeeeeeamy.
CrackBot: vball wins 0 points for I like Jean. Her shape is curvy and she's comfortably, cool.
TalkingDog: Yay, a point!
TalkingDog: Yeha.
TalkingDog: YEEEEEHA
Sam: Navi is the Zelda fairy, right?
Maryam: Sam: Yeah.
asterismW: Navi is annoying.
Sam: All I remember from when Leen was playing Ocarina was the fairy CONSTANTLY saying, "Hey! Listen!"
TalkingDog: Hehehe.
Maryam: And that's why EVERYONE hates Navi.
asterismW: And you can't ignore her.
CrackBot: ThePhan asks: About how many birthdays do you remember in a year? (1/* accepted)
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: About how many birthdays do you remember in a year?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for I've only got one. How many more do I need to remember?
CrackBot: Vote 2 for I can remember all except the first few of my birthdays.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for EVERYBODY'S! Um, hang on. *furtively consults daily planner*
CrackBot: Vote 4 for I only have one birthday a year. Duh. How can there be any more?
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Well, every day is someone's birthday. So all of them.
CrackBot: Vote 6 for I'm lucky if I even remember my own.
CrackBot: Vote 7 for 0.436 birthdays.
CrackBot: Vote 8 for I forgot RinkWorks's 10th birthday. True story.
Sam: vote 1
Maryam: vote 8
asterismW: vote 7
Nyperold: vote 1
Kalimeris: vote 5
ThePhan: vote 7
TalkingDog: vote 8
vball: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 8
CrackBot: Sam wins 3 points for I forgot RinkWorks's 10th birthday. True story.
CrackBot: asterismW wins 2 points for I've only got one. How many more do I need to remember?
CrackBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for 0.436 birthdays.
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for Well, every day is someone's birthday. So all of them.
CrackBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for I'm lucky if I even remember my own.
CrackBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for EVERYBODY'S! Um, hang on. *furtively consults daily planner*
CrackBot: Maryam wins 0 points for I only have one birthday a year. Duh. How can there be any more?
CrackBot: vball wins 0 points for I can remember all except the first few of my birthdays.
Maryam: Boo. aster took my answer and phrased it better.
asterismW: Maryam: Sorry. :(
vball: Maryam. Mine was along the same line. It fell short too.
Sam: I have triple chocolate ice cream. It's like neopolitan, only it's white chocolate, dark chocolate, and milk chocolate.
Nyperold: Mmmmm.
Kalimeris: I think I've had that kind of ice cream before
asterismW: Sam: Ew, white chocolate ice cream?
Sam: Mmmm.
Kalimeris: I was suspicious at first, because I'm not a big fan of white chocolate, but it was pretty good.
Sam: Yeah.
Maryam: My grocery store sells ice cream in these giant tubs. Only when it comes to the neopolitan, it can't cut it neatly into thirds because of the round shape. So it swirls it all together. It's... weird.
CrackBot: CrackBot asks: Name something you'd hate to cherish. (1/* accepted)
Sam: Who let that question escape?
ThePhan: Heh.
Crystal109 has been sent away by Sam.
LuckyWizard: That was me.
Sam: Heheh, that's ok.
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Name something you'd hate to cherish.
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for A ferocious, rabid raptor. I have a feeling I'd probably get my heart broken. Right about the same time my head got eaten.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for YOUR FACE! BURN!
CrackBot: Vote 3 for What does that even mean?
CrackBot: Vote 4 for I'd hate to cherish penny candy, $2 gal gas, and being able to buy a nice house. Those days will never be again.
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Something that cherish don't go well with. But I like to put cherish on sundaes!
ThePhan: vote 4
Maryam: vote 4
vball: vote 3
asterismW: vote 1
Sam: vote 1
Nyperold: vote 1
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 3 points for A ferocious, rabid raptor. I have a feeling I'd probably get my heart broken. Right about the same time my head got eaten.
CrackBot: vball wins 2 points for I'd hate to cherish penny candy, $2 gal gas, and being able to buy a nice house. Those days will never be again.
CrackBot: Maryam wins 1 point for What does that even mean?
CrackBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Something that cherish don't go well with. But I like to put cherish on sundaes!
CrackBot: Sam wins 0 points for YOUR FACE! BURN!
Sam: $2 gas is still outrageously expensive.
asterismW: I'd pay it in a heartbeat.
Sam: Now, sure.
Sam: But I refuse to consider gas prices "fixed" until they hit $1.50.
CrackBot: CrackBot asks: Are you more likely to be lonely or jealous? (1/* accepted)
LaZorra has been sent away by Sam.
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Are you more likely to be lonely or jealous?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Since my hermit-like existence means I rarely even see the sun, I'd have to say lonely.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for I'm neither lonely nor jealous. I just wish I had friends. Stupid other-people-who-have-friends! I hate them! HATE THEM!
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Both. I'm the green-eyed hag waiting for the head cheerleader to fall off her pyramid so I can have all her boyfriends. And pompoms.
CrackBot: Vote 4 for Lonely, probably. I tend not to get upset that someone has someone else.
CrackBot: Vote 5 for I'm more likely to be jealous of people who are lonely.
CrackBot: Vote 6 for Lonely. I'll be jealous though if your answer is better.
Sam: vote 3
Maryam: vote 6
asterismW: vote 3
ThePhan: vote 3
LuckyWizard: vote 2
Kalimeris: vote 6
vball: vote 5
CrackBot: Kalimeris wins 3 points for Both. I'm the green-eyed hag waiting for the head cheerleader to fall off her pyramid so I can have all her boyfriends. And pompoms.
CrackBot: vball wins 2 points for Lonely. I'll be jealous though if your answer is better.
CrackBot: Sam wins 1 point for I'm neither lonely nor jealous. I just wish I had friends. Stupid other-people-who-have-friends! I hate them! HATE THEM!
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for I'm more likely to be jealous of people who are lonely.
CrackBot: Maryam wins 0 points for Since my hermit-like existence means I rarely even see the sun, I'd have to say lonely.
CrackBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Lonely, probably. I tend not to get upset that someone has someone else.
CrackBot: Nyperold loses a point for submitting and not voting.
Sam: ALL OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS ARE BELONG TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
asterismW: Sam: I never knew. o.O
Sam: I was quoting the hag.
* ThePhan is sure glad she's not the head cheerleader.
CrackBot: vball asks: What is your favorite way to eat eggs? (1/* accepted)
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: What is your favorite way to eat eggs?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Sitting at the table's not bad. And I'm fond of forks. Actually, pretty much any way that involves me being mostly right-side up and using some kind of utensil.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for RAW. NOM NOM.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for While juggling them. It's fun, and I get more calcium that way!
CrackBot: Vote 4 for Sammiches! Sammiches!
CrackBot: Vote 5 for Five dozen at a time, so I'm roughly the size of a barge.
CrackBot: Vote 6 for Put a whole egg, including the shell, in a blender. Blend it. Add anchovies, garlic, and yoghurt. Puree. Then throw it out and go to Denny's.
CrackBot: Vote 7 for Without the shell, preferrably.
Maryam: vote 1
ThePhan: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 4
Sam: vote 2
Nyperold: vote 1
vball: vote 1
asterismW: vote 6
LuckyWizard: vote 6
CrackBot: Sam wins 3 points for Put a whole egg, including the shell, in a blender. Blend it. Add anchovies, garlic, and yoghurt. Puree. Then throw it out and go to Denny's.
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 3 points for Sitting at the table's not bad. And I'm fond of forks. Actually, pretty much any way that involves me being mostly right-side up and using some kind of utensil.
CrackBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for RAW. NOM NOM.
CrackBot: Maryam wins 1 point for Sammiches! Sammiches!
CrackBot: asterismW wins 0 points for Five dozen at a time, so I'm roughly the size of a barge.
CrackBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for While juggling them. It's fun, and I get more calcium that way!
CrackBot: vball wins 0 points for Without the shell, preferrably.
Sam: I misspelled.
Maryam: Every so often I hear people chanting "Sammiches! Sammiches!" in my head to the tune of that "Savages! Savages!" song from Pocahontas.
ThePhan: Maryam: Heh. That's great.
CrackBot: CrackBot asks: If you could be any person in the world (other than yourself) for the next 24 hours, who would it be? (1/* accepted)
LaZorra: /back
LaZorra is back.
Sam: LaZ: LOL.
LaZorra: I DID NOT REALIZE I WAS ACTUALLY AWAY
Sam: LaZ: I sent you away, because you made CrackBot default to a stupid question. Bad LaZorra.
* Sam sends the cow around.
LaZorra: nooooooo not the cooooooow
LaZorra: Wait -- does that mean you're really caoFiary?
LaZorra: Erm
LaZorra: *CamoFairy?
Sam: *CamouFairy
Sam: CiaoFairy. She's always leaving.
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: Sam: No, no CowFairy.
ThePhan: Cao Fiary?
ThePhan: Read that correctly and switch the words around and you've got "Fiery Cow."
Sam: COW FIAR!!!!!!!!
LaZorra: 
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: If you could be any person in the world (other than yourself) for the next 24 hours, who would it be?
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for A cow on fire.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for Someone who can be funny.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for Sam. Just to freak him out.
CrackBot: Vote 4 for Jack Bauer. ... How many people are going to answer the same way?
CrackBot: Vote 5 for I would be my band director, so I didn't have to do that silly soldja-boy dance on field.
CrackBot: Vote 6 for I want to be a Fiary Cao.
CrackBot: Vote 7 for Anyone sitting on a beach in the Carribean.
Sam: vote 3
ThePhan: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 7
asterismW: vote 6
LaZorra: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 5
Kalimeris: vote 6
vball: I thought the same thing as 7.
vball: vote 7
CrackBot: asterismW wins 2 points for Anyone sitting on a beach in the Carribean.
CrackBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for I would be my band director, so I didn't have to do that silly soldja-boy dance on field.
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for Sam. Just to freak him out.
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for I want to be a Fiary Cao.
CrackBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Someone who can be funny.
CrackBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Jack Bauer. ... How many people are going to answer the same way?
CrackBot: Sam wins 0 points for A cow on fire.
LaZorra: SAM IS A COW ON FIRE
Sam: I had nothing on that one. I think it's too late.
CrackBot: Kalimeris asks: Name something shiny. (1/* accepted)
CrackBot: Time's up! The question was: Name something shiny.
CrackBot: Vote for the best answer to the question. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CrackBot: Vote 1 for Chrome. Shiny chrome. Not chrome that's got a bunch of fingerprints on it.
CrackBot: Vote 2 for Bald people.
CrackBot: Vote 3 for The brilliant logic that comes flooding from my mind late at night.
CrackBot: Vote 4 for My pearly white teeth! Clean your teeth, and you can clean the world, my daddy always used to say.
CrackBot: Vote 5 for That thing over there! And that thing over there! And there! And there! And--
CrackBot: Vote 6 for My sense of humor. It lights up rooms with its sparkling wit.
CrackBot: Vote 7 for My windshield each morning with the sun glaring into it, blinding me.
LaZorra: vote 4
asterismW: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 4
ThePhan: vote 5
Sam: vote 3
Kalimeris: vote 5
vball: vote 5
Nyperold: vote 3
CrackBot: Nyperold wins 4 points for That thing over there! And that thing over there! And there! And there! And--
CrackBot: Sam wins 2 points for My pearly white teeth! Clean your teeth, and you can clean the world, my daddy always used to say.
CrackBot: ThePhan wins 2 points for The brilliant logic that comes flooding from my mind late at night.
CrackBot: asterismW wins 0 points for Chrome. Shiny chrome. Not chrome that's got a bunch of fingerprints on it.
CrackBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Bald people.
CrackBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for My sense of humor. It lights up rooms with its sparkling wit.
CrackBot: vball wins 0 points for My windshield each morning with the sun glaring into it, blinding me.
CrackBot: ThePhan wins!
ThePhan: WHAT THE
LaZorra: PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
ThePhan: Well, that was surprising.
asterismW: Yay Phan!
vball: That was ridiculously FAST!
asterismW: But boo, shortness.
Sam: Five minute break, and then we play SearchBot. Again, the expected time it will take to play that is about 10 minutes.
Sam: So after homestarmy scored a few points earlier tonight, we now have 31 scoring players for UBT #5. That's up from 25 last time.
ThePhan: Yay!
Sam: The summer/fall UBT's always get more people.
Sam: Ideally, the fairies would have happened in the winter, and Paradise Island in the summer.
Maryam: I had to think for a few seconds to remember which season we were in.
asterismW: As of Monday, autumn.
Sam: Maryam: It's hard to tell in Florida.
Maryam: Sam: Hehe. True.
Maryam: But that's not the reason. The reason is I couldn't remember what month it was.
Maryam: This is a sadly common occurrence with me.
Sam: I found when I got out of school, I kept less track of months than I had.
Sam: And when I was unemployed, I kept less track of the week.
vball: And when I died, I kept less track of hours.
Maryam: Yeah. If it weren't for the webcomics I check, I doubt I'd know what day of the week it was.
ThePhan: When I was on the road, I had the embarrassing problem of never knowing where I was.
ThePhan: I once asked a host if she'd lived in Missouri all her life. She replied, "No, but I've lived here in Kansas for forty years."
Maryam: LOL. Oops.
asterismW: Hahaha
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL
ThePhan: We hadn't been in Missouri for two months or so. I'm not sure why I thought we were there.
asterismW: Good thing you didn't open for any concerts.
ThePhan: asterism: So true.
ThePhan: We have a skit, however, where we're supposed to throw in the name of the town.
ThePhan: It never happened, but I kept waiting for someone to forget the town, county, state, and section of the U.S. we were in.
asterismW: Heh.
LuckyWizard: Heh.
ThePhan: "Why, that's Shady Maples, the biggest, baddest drug dealer in... in, uh... in... THE WORLD!"
Maryam: I thought it was great in that one skit where the guy's car was crushed by an avalanche when he said "This is Florida! WHERE DID AN AVALANCHE COME FROM?"
ThePhan: Maryam: LOL! That's right. I'd forgotten we'd done that.
ThePhan: He kept telling her not to say avalanche because it made no sense, but she couldn't think of anything else so she kept saying that.
SearchBot has been summoned by Sam.
ThePhan: I only played this once but it was fun.
asterismW: I like this one. It's just like gambling!
Sam: Game begins in 60 seconds!
Sam: It's possible to wind up with a negative score in this game. If this happens, your tournament score will be rounded up to 0.
* ThePhan is exciting.
Sam: OH BOY, THEPHAN!!!
ThePhan: Er... Excited.
TalkingDog: Wooooo! That Phan sure is exciting!
LaZorra: THEPHAN *IS* EXCITING
ThePhan: Please, please. Hold your applause until after the tournament.
SearchBot: Starting a new game:
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) Ashely, (2) Lula, (3) Aimee, (4) Patsy, (5) Jenny, (6) Roselyn, (7) Lorenza, (8) Damaris, (9) Aleta.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Jenny (119,000,000) [+3] (asterismW, Crystal109, LuckyWizard, Maryam, Nyperold, Sam, ThePhan)
SearchBot: Answer: Ashely (86,300,000) [+2]
SearchBot: Answer: Lula (10,900,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: Patsy (5,990,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Aimee (5,170,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Roselyn (529,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Lorenza (440,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Aleta (426,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: Damaris (415,000) [-3]
Sam: Good start.
Kalimeris: Aww, I was just about to answer
Kalimeris: Silly Kalimeris.
asterismW: I almost picked 1, until I noticed the weird spelling.
TalkingDog: Oops. Totally forgot this window. Wow.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) Bettis, (2) Mosley, (3) Bittner, (4) Boettcher, (5) Trimble, (6) Burge, (7) Quezada, (8) Weir, (9) Crandall.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Quezada (460,000) [+3] (Crystal109, LaZorra, Sam, TalkingDog, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: Boettcher (477,000) [+2] (asterismW, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, Maryam, ThePhan)
SearchBot: Answer: Bettis (706,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: Bittner (852,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Burge (868,000) (Nyperold)
SearchBot: Answer: Crandall (1,840,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Mosley (2,260,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Trimble (2,820,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: Weir (6,460,000) [-3]
ThePhan: I alternated back and forth between those two.
Crystal109: Slotting is awful today. 18 pages.
Crystal109: OF SPORTS.
ThePhan: Crystal: Oh my goodness.
LaZorra: I hate hate hate editing sports.
Sam: 18 pages of sports is everything you want to know about sports -- plus 18 more pages.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) 5772344, (2) Lanier, (3) cbwf, (4) 3652335, (5) 5140762, (6) gurgling, (7) Caldwell, (8) Prater, (9) gkbd.
Maryam: One day one of those random assortments of letters will be xkcd.
asterismW: That will be an awesome day.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Caldwell (9,850,000) [+3] (LaZorra, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: Lanier (6,220,000) [+2]
SearchBot: Answer: Prater (1,210,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: gurgling (408,000) (asterismW, LuckyWizard, Maryam, Sam, TalkingDog, ThePhan)
SearchBot: Answer: gkbd (6,750)
SearchBot: Answer: cbwf (5,290) (Nyperold)
SearchBot: Answer: 3652335 (164) [-1] (Kalimeris)
SearchBot: Answer: 5772344 (119) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: 5140762 (85) [-3]
Kalimeris: BOO
Sam: I had a bad feeling about "gurgling," but I didn't see a better one.
asterismW: Caldwell got more than gurgling??
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) Aron, (2) Humberto, (3) Jonathon, (4) Jerrod, (5) Luther, (6) Ali, (7) Lucio, (8) Galen, (9) Malcolm.
vball: Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
Nyperold: 6
[SearchBot->Nyperold] Your answer was not accepted because it was posted publicly. Please submit your answer privately, with the /b command.
asterismW: Also, I keep wanting to vote.
LuckyWizard: Heh.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Jonathon (87,700,000) [+3] (Maryam, TalkingDog)
SearchBot: Answer: Aron (68,800,000) [+2]
SearchBot: Answer: Ali (63,600,000) [+1] (Kalimeris, LaZorra, LuckyWizard, Nyperold, Sam, ThePhan, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: Luther (23,900,000) (asterismW)
SearchBot: Answer: Malcolm (19,200,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Lucio (4,390,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Galen (3,490,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Humberto (1,940,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: Jerrod (326,000) [-3]
Sam: This game rules all over the place.
asterismW: Aw, not enough Lex lovin'.
Maryam: That's Luthor.
asterismW: Maryam: OH. No wonder.
Nyperold: Aron got more? Huh/ Lot of synagogues, I guess.
Nyperold: (Hebrew for "ark", as in "of the covenant")
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) syngnathous, (2) louver, (3) Dionne, (4) sponsor, (5) 092, (6) percutaneous, (7) TrueIllusions, (8) Deandre, (9) ix.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: sponsor (99,100,000) [+3] (asterismW, LaZorra, LuckyWizard, ThePhan)
SearchBot: Answer: ix (55,100,000) [+2] (Kalimeris, Maryam, Nyperold, Sam)
SearchBot: Answer: TrueIllusions (12,800,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: 092 (8,140,000) (vball)
SearchBot: Answer: Dionne (2,060,000)
SearchBot: Answer: percutaneous (467,000)
SearchBot: Answer: louver (461,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Deandre (55,200) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: syngnathous (68) [-3]
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) tints, (2) sextile, (3) viduity, (4) vomitus, (5) smartened, (6) imbrues, (7) quaint, (8) nates, (9) glossarist.
DemanusFlint has entered.
DemanusFlint: tints
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: nates (31,800,000) [+3]
SearchBot: Answer: tints (20,500,000) [+2] (asterismW, Kalimeris, LaZorra, Maryam, Nyperold, TalkingDog, ThePhan, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: quaint (6,650,000) [+1] (LuckyWizard, Sam)
SearchBot: Answer: sextile (80,600)
SearchBot: Answer: vomitus (73,000)
SearchBot: Answer: smartened (63,300)
SearchBot: Answer: glossarist (56,300) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: viduity (4,020) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: imbrues (1,230) [-3]
Maryam: Nates?
asterismW: Nates? Really?
ThePhan: Nates? Wow.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) pretext, (2) wreathe, (3) lifeguard, (4) missus, (5) annunciation, (6) mended, (7) dicky, (8) incorrigible, (9) superstars.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: incorrigible (484,000) [+3] (asterismW, ThePhan)
SearchBot: Answer: missus (505,000) [+2] (DemanusFlint, TalkingDog)
SearchBot: Answer: mended (871,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: annunciation (1,890,000) (LuckyWizard, Maryam, Sam, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: pretext (2,550,000) (LaZorra)
SearchBot: Answer: dicky (2,870,000)
SearchBot: Answer: wreathe (5,870,000) [-1] (Kalimeris, Nyperold)
SearchBot: Answer: superstars (11,500,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: lifeguard (138,000,000) [-3]
Sam: Uh, WHAT?
LaZorra: o.o
Kalimeris: I thought incorrigible would see a lot of lookups
DemanusFlint: FIRST POINT IN BOT TOURNAMENT
Kalimeris: it being the strangest word maybe
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) Heriberto, (2) Augustus, (3) Theodore, (4) Antone, (5) Courtney, (6) Lindsey, (7) Robert, (8) Rodger, (9) Dewayne.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Heriberto (245,000) [+3] (asterismW, DemanusFlint, Kalimeris, LaZorra, LuckyWizard, Maryam, Nyperold, Sam, TalkingDog, ThePhan, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: Antone (715,000) [+2]
SearchBot: Answer: Dewayne (3,270,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: Lindsey (8,520,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Augustus (13,100,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Theodore (14,200,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Courtney (20,400,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Rodger (78,900,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: Robert (284,000,000) [-3]
asterismW: Nice!
asterismW: I almost voted for 9.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) explosively, (2) waltz, (3) biyearly, (4) conservative, (5) coney, (6) tunicated, (7) constructed, (8) rinse, (9) tattersall.
LaZorra: Biyearly?
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: tunicated (2,610) [+3] (LaZorra, LuckyWizard)
SearchBot: Answer: biyearly (20,800) [+2] (Sam, ThePhan, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: explosively (190,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: tattersall (343,000) (asterismW, Kalimeris, Maryam, Nyperold)
SearchBot: Answer: coney (2,990,000) (Crystal109)
SearchBot: Answer: rinse (8,060,000)
SearchBot: Answer: waltz (8,570,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: conservative (24,400,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: constructed (41,300,000) [-3]
Maryam: Once every two years?
vball: You know, like how often do you shave?
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) Velma, (2) 2106716, (3) Yee, (4) Bandy, (5) gabelle, (6) LiveDestiny, (7) saurel, (8) Travis, (9) esej.
* TalkingDog keeps getting distracted by nearby Firefly.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: LiveDestiny (33,500,000) [+3]
SearchBot: Answer: Travis (20,700,000) [+2] (asterismW, Crystal109, DemanusFlint, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, Maryam, Nyperold, TalkingDog, ThePhan, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: Yee (5,190,000) [+1] (Sam)
SearchBot: Answer: Bandy (1,820,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Velma (1,470,000) (LaZorra)
SearchBot: Answer: esej (304,000)
SearchBot: Answer: gabelle (157,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: saurel (64,300) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: 2106716 (210) [-3]
TalkingDog: ...Really?
ThePhan: ...Really?
TalkingDog: LOL!
ThePhan: LOL!
* ThePhan will STOP DOING THAT now.
* TalkingDog HUGS ThePhan!
ThePhan: TD: That was amazing. Heh.
TalkingDog: That was awesome.
* ThePhan is the creepy TalkingDog mirror.
TalkingDog: goDgniklaT!
asterismW: I've never even heard of LiveDestiny.
DemanusFlint: It adds a space I bet.
Sam: It usually doesn't volunteer a space.
Here, and again later, the search engine I was using assumed that the
search term was a typo and returned results for the "corrected" term, hence
the incorrect results. I've fixed that bug since and format the search query
to force it to be used exactly.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) Normand, (2) Gabriel, (3) Kelvin, (4) Alec, (5) Scottie, (6) Isidro, (7) Barton, (8) Devin, (9) Major.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Major (489,000,000) [+3] (asterismW, Crystal109, DemanusFlint, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, Nyperold, Sam, TalkingDog, ThePhan)
SearchBot: Answer: Gabriel (43,600,000) [+2] (Maryam)
SearchBot: Answer: Barton (20,700,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: Devin (10,000,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Alec (7,960,000) (vball)
SearchBot: Answer: Kelvin (4,260,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Isidro (3,370,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Normand (2,180,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: Scottie (1,230,000) [-3]
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) Shawn, (2) Shanell, (3) Gloria, (4) Loraine, (5) Janell, (6) Luisa, (7) Liana, (8) Lacy, (9) Dovie.
Crystal109: I like this game. I can play while distracted.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Gloria (44,800,000) [+3] (LuckyWizard, Nyperold, ThePhan, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: Shawn (18,700,000) [+2] (asterismW, Crystal109, Kalimeris, Sam, TalkingDog)
SearchBot: Answer: Loraine (16,500,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: Luisa (7,780,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Lacy (6,920,000) (LaZorra, Maryam)
SearchBot: Answer: Liana (2,480,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Janell (360,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Dovie (171,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: Shanell (38,800) [-3]
* ThePhan was hoping Christmas carol lyrics would push "Gloria" further up. Heh.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) chameleon, (2) technologies, (3) jut, (4) strangulated, (5) florid, (6) efficiencies, (7) annunciate, (8) forswore, (9) loquat.
vball: 3
[SearchBot->vball] Your answer was not accepted because it was posted publicly. Please submit your answer privately, with the /b command.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: florid (369,000,000) [+3] (DemanusFlint)
SearchBot: Answer: technologies (213,000,000) [+2] (asterismW, Kalimeris, LaZorra, LuckyWizard, Maryam, TalkingDog, ThePhan)
SearchBot: Answer: chameleon (5,990,000) [+1] (Nyperold)
SearchBot: Answer: efficiencies (4,650,000)
SearchBot: Answer: jut (1,770,000) (Sam, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: loquat (202,000)
SearchBot: Answer: annunciate (130,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: strangulated (129,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: forswore (18,700) [-3]
TalkingDog: Huh.
asterismW: florid > technologies?
DemanusFlint: what
DemanusFlint: It assumes "Florida"
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) Anglin, (2) allormel, (3) viseed, (4) thrill, (5) vacuously, (6) jfip, (7) 3514, (8) sycophantish, (9) Monkeyman.
Kalimeris: LOL vacuously.
Kalimeris: I like that word.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Monkeyman (99,800,000) [+3] (TalkingDog)
SearchBot: Answer: thrill (19,000,000) [+2] (asterismW, Kalimeris, LaZorra, LuckyWizard, Maryam, Nyperold, Sam, ThePhan, vball)
SearchBot: Answer: 3514 (915,000) [+1] (DemanusFlint)
SearchBot: Answer: Anglin (402,000)
SearchBot: Answer: vacuously (278,000)
SearchBot: Answer: jfip (4,200)
SearchBot: Answer: viseed (1,420) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: sycophantish (1,050) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: allormel (6) [-3]
SearchBot: ThePhan wins!
LaZorra: whoooooooooooooooo
Sam: TP, you managed to steal the Associative Class from me. Good job.
asterismW: Yay Phan!
Crystal109: Congrats TP!
ThePhan: Sam: Sweet! I'll take it.
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=5
vball: TP:You've done great tonight.
Crystal109: I actually got POINTS today!
* Crystal109 is proud.
Sam: Good night! Come back on Friday night at 9pm EDT!
ThePhan: LOL! Associative class by 3 points. That's a close race!
Sam: TP: Yeah, before SearchBot, I was winning it by 5 points. For you to beat me, you had to win that game, and do it by 6.
Kalimeris: I'm just happy to be in the competition.
Kalimeris: And keeping pace. Heh.
Sam: *I'm* just happy you're in the competition.
Sam: Oooh, actually you're doing really well.
LaZorra: 
