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Ultimate Bot Tournament #4: Session 8


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Note: Maryam was not here for this session. I ran the story portion for her on a separate occasion, and her comments during that have been edited into the transcript below.


iwpg has entered.
Eric has entered.
Kalimeris has entered.
Nyperold has entered.
Randy has entered.
TalkingDog has entered.
* Randy is studying up on CamouFairyBot
10Kan has entered.
Kysle has entered.
SirDude has entered.
NessaChan has entered.
Nyperold: Hello! :)
Sam has entered.
asterismW has entered.
DemanusFlint has entered.
Crystal109 has entered.
* asterismW is skipping fencing to be here tonight.
LuckyWizard has entered.
LaZorra has entered.
asterismW: So, I chipped a tooth last night. While flossing. How does that even happen?
Eric: That's why I don't floss.
TalkingDog: Flossing with barbed wire?
Eric: !
Randy: Ouch!
asterismW: You know, my boss said the same thing.

Danger On Paradise Island: Chapter 7

* Maryam bounces up and down.
:
10Kan: Yep, still dead.
Crystal109: =(
asterismW: Aww, poor Cody.
Crystal109: Rub it in, why doncha?
Eric: asterism: At least you didn't do as bad a job at flossing as Cody did.
NessaChan: poor Cody
: Matt -- I'm going to need your gun. *snatch*
: Hey!
10Kan: She just disarmed him? WHOTTA GAL!
: Julie, I think we ought to go back to the hotel now.
: *sigh* Hasn't there been enough gun-waving today?
: I think you'd better do as she says.
: ... Fine. Let's go.
Maryam: So it's Hayley, Julie, Ramona and Matt left, yes?
Sam: Yeah.
:
:
:
: Anybody see a gun around here?
: *searches*
: Maybe you should check the gun you're holding, Hayley.
: *checks*
: It hasn't been fired.
Eric: How can she tell that?
10Kan: Eric: Smell, probably.
Sam: No empty chambers. Doesn't smell like gunpowder?
Eric: OK.
: I found something! ... Yeah, right here under the sofa. Three rounds are missing.
: Take a seat, Julie.
: *sits*
: *glare*
: *frown*
asterismW: *glare*
: I see.
: The three of you trust each other, and so the murderer must be the stranger among you. No matter what the facts say.
: It doesn't make any sense to me either, Julie. But I know my sister like I know myself. And I wouldn't still be dating Matt after two years if I hadn't seen his heart.
10Kan: Eww!
Sam: LOL
: I understand. Certainly I, too, have friends and family that I could never think badly of. But love is blind. You're emotionally invested. Maybe a more objective eye can see this situation clearer.
: Hey, she can see what's going on just FINE.
: Ramona, please. Just let me think.
asterismW: Get her fingerprints!
Eric: Hayley is actually a cardiac surgeon.
Eric: And she saw that he had her name tattooed onto his heart.
: You love your sister, and you love your boyfriend. A heart like yours is a rare and wonderful thing. But if you can be assured of anyone's innocence, it's mine. I came to the island two murders in, and you -- you -- were with me at the time of the third.
: Matt and Ramona both had the opportunity to kill Camille, but I didn't, and neither did you. That's why you and I have to decide to trust each other, because it just might be the only way we're going to survive this.
: *think*
: Hayley. You are too...trusting.
Eric: She shouldn't trust people anymore. Except the one telling her not to trust people.
DemanusFlint: Eric: *mindblown*
: Don't let her mess with your head, Hayley. I don't know how she could have done it, but it had to have been her somehow, don't you see?
: Listen to your sister, Hayley.
: Just let me think....
Eric: Oh man, Hayley is going to get axed.
: *sigh* I'm not going to argue that you shouldn't listen to your sister or boyfriend, Hayley. But how about you, Ramona? You said earlier Hayley keeps you from making mistakes with boyfriends. You must look up to your sister very much. She must seem infallible to you, but she's human, like the rest of us. She's as liable to make a mistake with a man as any woman is, and she needs you to keep a clear head and look out for her.
: ...
: Do you really trust Matt, Ramona? Are you sure he isn't playing her?
: Hey, I'm not playing anybody, all right?
: Maybe not. Maybe you're the one getting played. Are you sure you can trust Ramona, just because she's Hayley's sister? You love Hayley. It's your job to protect her -- even if it's from herself. Hayley trusts Ramona because she loves her -- but you need to decide for yourself if you trust her.
Eric: Pop Singer is playing everyone.
10Kan: They're all playing...the fool.
: Matt, she's already confessed to grand theft and murder tonight. And even though your coming here was a secret, somebody knew to use your name to lure Cody and me here. How far does your trust go?
: Shut your mouth before I shut it for you, Princess.
Kalimeris: Princess Peach!
: Ramona--
: Are you going to sit there and let her talk about us that way?
: No, I'm not. Julie, please, just give me a chance to think.
: Sis, someday I have got to teach you how to be rude.
: *thinks*
: No, I can't do it.
NessaChan: pffth.
: Julie, I appreciate what you're saying, and it makes a lot of sense. But I just can't think Ramona or Matt would be behind all this.
Eric: It was Cody.
Eric: And then he killed himself!
asterismW: Eric: And shot the window because...?
Eric: asterism: He was shaky because he was so nervous.
Eric: Like, cartoonishly shaky.
iwpg: He was hoping the others would kill each other out of paranoia?
10Kan: The truth behind the murders is something that Man Ought Not Know. He went crazy, fired the gun at the window and then turned it on himself.
asterismW: Nope, I don't buy it. I don't think he'd purposefully ruin his suit.
Sam: LOL
10Kan: He's a thief. He couldn't bear the thought of someone else using the suit after he was dead.
: *sigh* All right. What's the next move?
: We take another shot at searching the room Camille was killed in. I'm convinced the key to everything is figuring out how she was killed.
Sam: Our first bot is: MatchBot!
MatchBot has been summoned by Sam.
NessaChan: I love matchbot
Sam: Game begins in 60 seconds.
MatchBot: MatchBot chose the adjective strict for this round. (1/9 accepted)
Kysle: match 5
Eric: match 7
LaZorra: match 3
iwpg: match 2
NessaChan: match 1
LuckyWizard: match 5
Nyperold: match 1
Kysle: Oh, only one.
Crystal109: match 4
Randy: match 6
iwpg: Only 9?
Sam: match 2
SirDude: match 1
asterismW: match 7
10Kan: match 1
Kalimeris: match 7
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best noun that fits the adjective strict. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for book burnings.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for lawyers.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for straitjackets.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for Harrison Ford.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for locker rooms.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for girlfriends.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for nuclear power plants.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for terrorists.
Crystal109: I predict I will lose tons of points for not voting when I forget to tab back in time.
Sam: Crys: DO NOT MULTITASK.
Crystal109: vote 7
Eric: vote 5
asterismW: vote 4
iwpg: vote 7
LuckyWizard: vote 7
Kysle: We can't dump individual ones, right?
Sam: Right. You can only dump an entire hand of words on a round you sit out.
10Kan: vote 8
NessaChan: vote 4
Kysle: vote 4
Randy: vote 4
Sam: vote 7
Nyperold: vote 9
DemanusFlint: vote 4
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 5 points for straitjackets.
MatchBot: Eric wins 4 points for girlfriends.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 1 point for nuclear power plants.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 1 point for terrorists.
MatchBot: Randy wins 1 point for Harrison Ford.
MatchBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for locker rooms.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for lawyers.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for book burnings.
MatchBot: LaZorra loses a point for submitting and not voting.
Sam: LaZ: DO NOT MULTITASK.
MatchBot: MatchBot chose the noun playing footsie under the table for this round. (1/13 accepted)
Sam: LOL
Kysle: match 1
iwpg: match 1
Nyperold: match 2
Eric: match 3
10Kan: match 4
Sam: match 1
asterismW: match 6
Kalimeris: match 7
NessaChan: match 6
iwpg: match 6
Randy: match 5
LuckyWizard: match 2
Crystal109: match 5
iwpg: match 1
Randy: match 4
SirDude: match 7
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best adjective that fits the noun playing footsie under the table. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for idiotic.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for repugnant.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for ladylike.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for flirtatious.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for easygoing.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for tantalizing.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for SirDude's.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for youthful.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for fast.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for pleasing.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for cozy.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for addictive.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for frisky.
Sam: vote 4
DemanusFlint: vote 13
iwpg: vote 4
LuckyWizard: vote 8
Eric: vote 1
Crystal109: vote 13
Kalimeris: vote 12
Nyperold: vote 4
10Kan: vote 4
asterismW: vote 4
LaZorra: vote 7
NessaChan: vote 1
Randy: vote 10
SirDude: vote 11
Kysle: vote 11
MatchBot: Eric wins 5 points for flirtatious.
MatchBot: Crystal109 wins 2 points for idiotic.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 2 points for frisky.
MatchBot: Sam wins 2 points for cozy.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 1 point for SirDude's.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 1 point for youthful.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for pleasing.
MatchBot: Randy wins 1 point for addictive.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for fast.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for ladylike.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for repugnant.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for tantalizing.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 0 points for easygoing.
Sam: SIRDUDE'S PLAYING FOOTSIE UNDER THE TABLE.
Sam: THE QUESTION IS...WITH WHOM????
Kalimeris: ... does he have a license?
Sam: Probably not. I should arrest him.
DemanusFlint: it's me i'm the guy that sirdude plays footsie with under the table
asterismW: Well, he's right next to Kysle and Nessa...
LuckyWizard: WITH ASTERISMW
SirDude: I don't even know what that expression means. o.O
Sam: LOL
LaZorra: Er.
Kalimeris: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOTSIE IS?
Kalimeris: *gasp*
SirDude: No, and it sounds like I don't want to know
10Kan: It's like arm-wrestling, but with feet.
Eric: Sir: It's a game where you kick someone as hard as you can, and the first person to cry out in pain loses.
Sam: LOL
DemanusFlint: Footsie pajamas :3
Kalimeris: Footieeeeees
Sam: SD: Seriously, all it is is sort of like cuddling feet when you're sitting at a table. Nobody else at the table knows.
10Kan: Sam: Ideally.
Sam: Ideally.
asterismW: Sam: Unless there are... accidents...
Kalimeris: Sam: Except, if you accidentally cuddle someone else's feet.
LaZorra: Cuddling feet? My brain will never be the same.
DemanusFlint: Curdling feet?
MatchBot: LaZorra chose the adjective unpredictable for this round. (1/13 accepted)
LaZorra: match 3
Randy: match 5
iwpg: match 1
10Kan: match 2
Kysle: match 5
Eric: match 4
asterismW: match 7
Kysle: match 1
NessaChan: match 5
SirDude: match 1
Kalimeris: match 5
DemanusFlint: match 3
LuckyWizard: match 7
DemanusFlint: match 3
Sam: match 3
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best noun that fits the adjective unpredictable. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for swimsuit models.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for chat newbies.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for final exams.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for the universe.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for first-aid kits.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for Jaffar, Wizard of All That Is Evil.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for brains.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for slot machines.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for ghosts.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for jaywalking.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for AIDS.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for war.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for being weird.
SirDude: vote 13
iwpg: vote 13
10Kan: vote 7
LaZorra: vote 8
Randy: vote 6
Eric: vote 4
Sam: vote 7
LuckyWizard: vote 13
Kalimeris: vote 8
asterismW: vote 13
Kysle: vote 12
NessaChan: vote 2
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 4 points for being weird.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 2 points for brains.
MatchBot: Randy wins 2 points for slot machines.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for chat newbies.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 1 point for the universe.
MatchBot: Eric wins 1 point for war.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Jaffar, Wizard of All That Is Evil.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for first-aid kits.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for ghosts.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for swimsuit models.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for jaywalking.
MatchBot: Sam wins 0 points for AIDS.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 0 points for final exams.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint loses a point for submitting and not voting.
LaZorra: Sam: HOW CAN YOU NOT VOTE FOR BEING WEIRD??
Sam: I...should have.
DemanusFlint: Oh. I guess those matches did run through, even though I couldn't see my adjectives.
MatchBot: NessaChan chose the noun firestorms for this round. (1/13 accepted)
NessaChan: match 2
Kysle: match 1
Randy: match 3
iwpg: match 3
LaZorra: match 7
Sam: match 3
Eric: match 1
asterismW: Am I SUPPOSED to be getting new words every round?
SirDude: match 5
10Kan: match 3
DemanusFlint: 6
Kysle: match 7
DemanusFlint: match 6
LuckyWizard: match 5
asterismW: match 6
Kalimeris: match 6
Kysle: match 1
Sam: aster: You have a hand of adjectives and a separate hand of nouns. Only the correct hand for a particular round is shown to you.
iwpg: asterism: you have a set of nouns and a set of adjectives, it varies between rounds.
iwpg: Bah.
asterismW: OH.
Sam: I BEAT YAY
Sam: (Yay will never sass me again.)
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best adjective that fits the noun firestorms. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for legendary.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for cinematic.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for inedible.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for majestic.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for colorful.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for sizzling.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for deadly.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for intense.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for personal.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for exciting.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for distressing.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for stunning.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for efficient.
SirDude: vote 7
Eric: vote 2
LaZorra: vote 6
iwpg: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 6
Sam: vote 6
asterismW: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 11
Eric: confession: i dont know what a firestorm is
Kysle: vote 8
10Kan: vote 7
Kalimeris: vote 11
LaZorra: Eric: A storm of FIAR.
Randy: vote6
MatchBot: iwpg wins 5 points for sizzling.
MatchBot: Eric wins 2 points for distressing.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for deadly.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 2 points for cinematic.
MatchBot: Randy wins 1 point for intense.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for majestic.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for personal.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for inedible.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for stunning.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 0 points for legendary.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for exciting.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for efficient.
MatchBot: Sam wins 0 points for colorful.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint loses a point for submitting and not voting.
iwpg: Yay!
MatchBot: Eric chose the adjective big for this round. (1/13 accepted)
Eric: match 7
Sam: match 3
Kysle: match 3
10Kan: match 4
DemanusFlint: match 7
Randy: match 5
SirDude: match 1
iwpg: match 2
Nyperold: match 6
LaZorra: match 7
NessaChan: match 2
asterismW: match 3
LuckyWizard: match 7
Kalimeris: match 7
asterismW: Dang. Already used 'universe'
iwpg: LOL
LuckyWizard: Heh.
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best noun that fits the adjective big. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for Roseanne Arnold.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for Yellowstone National Park.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for cabbage.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for Paris.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for disappointment.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for death.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for billboards.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for the Australian Outback.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for multinational corporations.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for the Hindenburg.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for sport utility vehicles.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for Bigfoot.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for feet.
DemanusFlint: vote 13
SirDude: vote 8
LuckyWizard: vote 8
10Kan: vote 8
iwpg: vote 5
asterismW: vote 8
Nyperold: vote 8
DemanusFlint: (13 is good only because it's next to 12)
Sam: vote 12
Kysle: vote 13
Eric: vote 10
Randy: vote 9
NessaChan: vote 1
LaZorra: vote 2
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 5 points for the Australian Outback.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 2 points for feet.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Bigfoot.
MatchBot: Eric wins 1 point for Yellowstone National Park.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 1 point for the Hindenburg.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 1 point for multinational corporations.
MatchBot: Randy wins 1 point for disappointment.
MatchBot: Sam wins 1 point for Roseanne Arnold.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for cabbage.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for sport utility vehicles.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for death.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for billboards.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Paris.
Sam: Mine was even bigger than the universe. But where's "Mr. Small" when you need it?
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: If you can't find him easily, then he must be very, very far away.
MatchBot: asterismW chose the noun toenails for this round. (1/13 accepted)
Eric: match 7
Randy: match 5
10Kan: match 6
iwpg: match 7
Kysle: match 5
Sam: match 3
DemanusFlint: match 6
asterismW: match 5
LuckyWizard: match 1
NessaChan: match 6
Kalimeris: match 3
Nyperold: match 4
LaZorra: match 3
SirDude: dump
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best adjective that fits the noun toenails. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for prominent.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for long.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for airborne.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for short.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for 10Kan-like.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for disgusting.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for untidy.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for biological.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for muscular.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for ugly.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for crooked.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for decorated.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for low.
Sam: LOL. Airborne.
10Kan: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 8
iwpg: vote 8
asterismW: vote 12
iwpg: Heh, 2 and 4.
DemanusFlint: vote 6
Sam: vote 6
Eric: vote 2
Sam: vote 13
Kalimeris: vote 6
LaZorra: vote 6
Randy: vote 7
Eric: vote 12
LaZorra: "Muscular"?? Ewwww.
NessaChan: vote 8
Nyperold: vote 12
iwpg: LOL
Kysle: Rawr! I'm so unecessarily muscled even my toenails are muscular!
Sam: My toenails could beat up your toenails.
Kysle: vote 6
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 4 points for disgusting.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 3 points for biological.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 3 points for decorated.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for 10Kan-like.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for low.
MatchBot: Sam wins 1 point for untidy.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for short.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for crooked.
MatchBot: Eric wins 0 points for airborne.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for long.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 0 points for muscular.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for prominent.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for ugly.
LaZorra: I like that both "long" and "short" were choices.
10Kan: I dislike that nobody chose 'em.
iwpg: (Just to be clear, BTW, my toenails aren't actually decorated.)
Crystal109: (TMI)
MatchBot: DemanusFlint chose the adjective sweet for this round. (1/13 accepted)
DemanusFlint: match 7
Randy: match 6
LaZorra: match 4
Kysle: match 1
10Kan: match 3
asterismW: match 6
iwpg: match 3
Nyperold: match 1
Sam: match 3
NessaChan: match 1
SirDude: dump
LaZorra: match 2
LuckyWizard: match 6
Kalimeris: match 3
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best noun that fits the adjective sweet. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for bouillabaisse.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for saliva.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for Princess Diana.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for the Brady Bunch.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for Virginia.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for Helen Keller.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for silence.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for grandparents.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for ice cream trucks.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for bubble wrap.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for chorus girls.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for lollipops.
DemanusFlint: vote 4
Sam: vote 12
iwpg: vote 12
Kysle: vote 12
asterismW: vote 12
LuckyWizard: vote 9
Nyperold: vote 12
10Kan: vote 12
Eric: vote 12
NessaChan: vote 11
SirDude: 12 - Nice.
Kalimeris: vote 7
Randy: vote 7
LaZorra: vote 9
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 7 points for lollipops.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 2 points for ice cream trucks.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for silence.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 1 point for the Brady Bunch.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for chorus girls.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for Helen Keller.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for bouillabaisse.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for saliva.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for bubble wrap.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Princess Diana.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for grandparents.
MatchBot: Sam wins 0 points for Virginia.
NessaChan: thanks :3
Crystal109: Nice, Nessa.
Kysle: Well, the trucks themselves aren't that sweet.. but thanx for the votes anywho :)
LaZorra: Virginia is sweet?
Sam: The best I had.
LaZorra: I guess that would explain the dental hygiene billboards we saw when we were there last summer.
MatchBot: Kalimeris chose the noun sailors for this round. (1/13 accepted)
Eric: match 7
Nyperold: match 1
Kysle: vote 7
asterismW: dump
LaZorra: match 5
10Kan: match 2
NessaChan: match 7
Sam: match 7
SirDude: match 7
Crystal109: match 1
DemanusFlint: match 2
iwpg: match 7
LuckyWizard: match 3
DemanusFlint: dump
Kalimeris: match 6
Randy: match 6
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best adjective that fits the noun sailors. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for hopeless.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for varying.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for talkative.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for provocative.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for Eric-like.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for solid.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for outrageous.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for exotic.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for valued.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for absurd.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for turbulent.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for bovine.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for courageous.
Eric: vote 5
Crystal109: vote 8
asterismW: vote 13
Kalimeris: vote 1
10Kan: vote 6
DemanusFlint: vote6
Sam: BOVINE SAILORS
Nyperold: vote 13
DemanusFlint: vote 6
SirDude: vote 13
LaZorra: Their manners can be bovine. :-p
iwpg: vote 13
LuckyWizard: vote 7
Randy: vote 13
NessaChan: vote 13
Kysle: Oh whoops, I did vote rather than match.
LaZorra: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 4
Sam: vote 7
MatchBot: Eric wins 5 points for courageous.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for outrageous.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for provocative.
MatchBot: Randy wins 2 points for solid.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Eric-like.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for exotic.
MatchBot: Sam wins 1 point for hopeless.
MatchBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for varying.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for absurd.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for turbulent.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for bovine.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for talkative.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 0 points for valued.
Sam: I AM THE PIRATE CAPTAIN DAISY, RUTHLESS SAILOR OF THE SEVEN SEAS! MOO HOO HOO AND A BOTTLE OF MILK!
LuckyWizard: LOL
10Kan: LOL
Sam: Oh man. That's it. UBT #5's storyline is going to be all about swashbuckling cows.
Crystal109: YES PLEASE. That'd be awesome.
LaZorra: Sam: So participants will be chosen from PetBot?
LaZorra: Or CuteBot or whatever the heck it's called now?
Sam: A special cows-only tournament.
TalkingDog: A story about CuteBot animals escaping from a pet store would be cool.
LaZorra: YE SIT WOOD
10Kan: NAY, I SIT CHAIR.
iwpg: YOU CAN'T SIT YE WOOD
LaZorra: *YES IT WOULD
MatchBot: Randy chose the adjective NessaChan's for this round. (1/13 accepted)
Eric: match 7
10Kan: match 6
SirDude: match 6
Randy: match 5
Sam: match 4
NessaChan: match 7
DemanusFlint: match 6
Kysle: match 7
iwpg: match 4
LaZorra: match 6
Nyperold: match 5
asterismW: match 1
LuckyWizard: match 5
Kalimeris: match 1
* iwpg takes a wild guess.
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best noun that fits the adjective NessaChan's. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for receiving mail.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for pinkies.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for temptation.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for bubble baths.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for Michael Jordan.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for Cabbage Patch Kids.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for pillows.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for bookies.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for caffeine.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for LaZorra's voice.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for nail guns.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for ballerinas.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for body functions.
iwpg: vote 11
DemanusFlint: vote 5
iwpg: Ew at 13.
NessaChan: vote 4
10Kan: vote 1
Nyperold: vote 4
Kalimeris: I continue to get same-seconded.
Eric: vote 13
asterismW: vote 7
SirDude: vote 9
Kysle: vote 6
Kalimeris: Frustratinggggg. Hmph.
LaZorra: vote 1
Sam: vote 3
Randy: vote 2
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for receiving mail.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 2 points for bubble baths.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for pinkies.
MatchBot: Eric wins 1 point for temptation.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 1 point for caffeine.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for body functions.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 1 point for pillows.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for Cabbage Patch Kids.
MatchBot: Randy wins 1 point for nail guns.
MatchBot: Sam wins 1 point for Michael Jordan.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for bookies.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for LaZorra's voice.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 0 points for ballerinas.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard loses a point for submitting and not voting.
NessaChan: lol ok
MatchBot: SirDude chose the noun Crystal109 entering chat for this round. (1/13 accepted)
LaZorra: match 5
Kysle: match 2
10Kan: match 5
Nyperold: match 4
Sam: match 1
iwpg: match 6
Randy: match 5
SirDude: match 5
Eric: dump
NessaChan: match 6
DemanusFlint: match 1
LuckyWizard: match 3
Kalimeris: match 7
asterismW: match 1
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best adjective that fits the noun Crystal109 entering chat. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for unnatural.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for charismatic.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for exuberant.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for surreal.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for great.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for cool.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for instructive.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for inspirational.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for spontaneous.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for honest.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for amazing.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for insane.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for depressing.
DemanusFlint: vote 8
LuckyWizard: vote 5
asterismW: Depressing? Ouch..
NessaChan: vote 3
: Pet stores? Hhhhhisssss! Distasteful places.
Kysle: vote 4
NessaChan: archie~!!!
10Kan: vote 5
SirDude: vote 9
asterismW: vote 2
DemanusFlint: CAMEO
Kalimeris: vote 4
iwpg: vote 8
Randy: vote 3
Kalimeris: cute kittyyyy
Sam: vote 8
Nyperold: vote 5
LaZorra: vote 9
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 3 points for inspirational.
MatchBot: Sam wins 3 points for great.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for spontaneous.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for exuberant.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 2 points for surreal.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for charismatic.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for instructive.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for depressing.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for cool.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for amazing.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 0 points for unnatural.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for honest.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for insane.
Kysle: Come on people, you need to work harder at voting for mine.
iwpg: Kysle = WhizKid?
MatchBot: Sam chose the adjective amorous for this round. (1/13 accepted)
NessaChan: match 6
Eric: match 3
DemanusFlint: match 7
Kysle: match 2
10Kan: match 6
Randy: match 5
SirDude: match 1
LaZorra: match 1
DemanusFlint: match 6
Sam: Heh. And I have nothing for this.
10Kan: match 4
Sam: dump
iwpg: match 3
Kalimeris: match 1
LuckyWizard: match 2
asterismW: match 7
LaZorra: match 2
Kysle: match 1
* LaZorra either.
Sam: Yeah, but I picked the word.
Nyperold: match 3
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best noun that fits the adjective amorous. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for daydreaming.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for singles bars.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for actors.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for wearing too much perfume.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for swimsuits.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for smooching.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for nightgowns.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for New Year's Eve.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for the Tasmanian Devil.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for Willy Wonka.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for lockets.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for false nails.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for Pablo Picasso.
LaZorra: vote 6
LuckyWizard: vote 6
10Kan: vote 6
Sam: vote 6
SirDude: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 10
asterismW: vote 1
Eric: vote 2
DemanusFlint: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 11
Nyperold: vote 1
Kysle: vote 7
iwpg: vote 4
SirDude: Whoever said 6 - Nice.
Randy: vote 6
MatchBot: Eric wins 7 points for smooching.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 2 points for daydreaming.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for singles bars.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for Willy Wonka.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for nightgowns.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 1 point for lockets.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for wearing too much perfume.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for actors.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for false nails.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for the Tasmanian Devil.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for swimsuits.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for New Year's Eve.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for Pablo Picasso.
MatchBot: MatchBot chose the noun truck stops for this round. (1/13 accepted)
Kysle: match 3
Eric: match 5
Randy: match 2
Nyperold: match 5
LuckyWizard: match 5
10Kan: match 7
iwpg: match 6
Kalimeris: match 6
NessaChan: match 4
Sam: match 1
asterismW: match 6
DemanusFlint: match 4
SirDude: match 6
Sam: match 6
LaZorra: match 2
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best adjective that fits the noun truck stops. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for quiet.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for cheesy.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for narrow.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for unhealthy.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for difficult.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for disorderly.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for dusty.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for displeasing.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for spotless.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for useful.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for restful.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for criminal.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for nostalgic.
Kalimeris: vote 10
10Kan: vote 11
LuckyWizard: vote 10
asterismW: vote 8
iwpg: vote 10
DemanusFlint: vote 10
LaZorra: vote 10
SirDude: vote 11
Nyperold: vote 4
Randy: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 2
Sam: vote 4
Eric: vote 4
Kysle: vote 8
Sam: vote 11
MatchBot: SirDude wins 5 points for useful.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 3 points for restful.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 3 points for unhealthy.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for displeasing.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for cheesy.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for difficult.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for narrow.
MatchBot: Eric wins 0 points for spotless.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for nostalgic.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for quiet.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for dusty.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for criminal.
MatchBot: Sam wins 0 points for disorderly.
LaZorra: Ooh, dusty. I missed that one.
MatchBot: 10Kan chose the adjective prissy for this round. (1/13 accepted)
LaZorra: match 1
Kysle: match 5
SirDude: match 6
Sam: match 1
Randy: match 3
NessaChan: match 2
iwpg: match 2
10Kan: match 6
Kalimeris: vote 3
Kalimeris: match 3
Randy: match 5
Eric: match 2
Nyperold: match 3
DemanusFlint: match 6
asterismW: match 7
LuckyWizard: match 4
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best noun that fits the adjective prissy. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for camels.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for girl scouts.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for LaZorra's life.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for vacuum cleaners.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for breathing fire.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for ravioli.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for Hillary Rodham Clinton.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for chain letters.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for rubber gloves.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for harems.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for royal balls.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for veils.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for supermodels.
Crystal109: match 5
Crystal109: Darn.
Kysle: vote 5
10Kan: vote 11
Nyperold: vote 11
iwpg: vote 11
asterismW: vote 13
LaZorra: VOTE 2
Kalimeris: vote 13
Randy: vote 13
Sam: vote 12
SirDude: vote 13
NessaChan: vote 12
Eric: vote 11
NessaChan: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 13
DemanusFlint: vote 10
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 5 points for supermodels.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 4 points for royal balls.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 2 points for girl scouts.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for veils.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for breathing fire.
MatchBot: Sam wins 1 point for harems.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for vacuum cleaners.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for LaZorra's life.
MatchBot: Eric wins 0 points for camels.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for ravioli.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for rubber gloves.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Hillary Rodham Clinton.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for chain letters.
* asterismW doesn't really think LaZorra's life is prissy.
LaZorra: Breathing fire is prissy? O.o
Nyperold: Metaphorical fire.
iwpg: Metaphores are prissy.
LaZorra: YOUR FACE is prissy.
DemanusFlint: Semaphore?
LaZorra: Semaphore is definitely not prissy.
Sam: Only girls breathe fire. Men breathe hot pokers and barbed wire and magma.
MatchBot: iwpg chose the noun boy bands for this round. (1/13 accepted)
iwpg: match 4
Randy: match 4
Kysle: match 6
Eric: match 2
DemanusFlint: match 7
SirDude: match 6
10Kan: match 5
Kalimeris: match 1
Randy: match 7
Nyperold: match 6
NessaChan: match 5
Sam: match 1
asterismW: match 6
LuckyWizard: match 7
LaZorra: match 7
asterismW: match 7
Kysle: Gah, I can't decide, too many good choices
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best adjective that fits the noun boy bands. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for fashionable.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for frayed.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for controllable.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for useless.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for ridiculous.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for crazy.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for DemanusFlint's.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for stagnant.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for offensive.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for virile.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for drippy.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for puffy.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for weird.
LaZorra: vote 13
SirDude: vote 4
iwpg: vote 4
Kalimeris: vote 5
10Kan: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 1
DemanusFlint: vote 7
Kysle: vote 13
Randy: vote 4
Sam: vote 5
Nyperold: vote 5
asterismW: vote 10
NessaChan: vote 1
Eric: vote 5
MatchBot: Randy wins 5 points for ridiculous.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 3 points for useless.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for fashionable.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for weird.
MatchBot: Eric wins 1 point for DemanusFlint's.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for virile.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for puffy.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for crazy.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for controllable.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for drippy.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 0 points for offensive.
MatchBot: Sam wins 0 points for stagnant.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 0 points for frayed.
Kysle: Virile?!
Eric: I read "virile" and thought "viral".
DemanusFlint: virile marketing
Sam: Boy bands are prissy
MatchBot: Kysle chose the adjective calm for this round. (1/13 accepted)
Kysle: match 3
SirDude: match 3
10Kan: match 5
iwpg: match 3
NessaChan: match 4
Eric: match 6
Sam: match 7
Kalimeris: match 5
Nyperold: match 7
Randy: match 1
asterismW: dump
LaZorra: match 5
LuckyWizard: match 4
DemanusFlint: match 3
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best noun that fits the adjective calm. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for rain.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for dead bodies.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for skunks.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for sunrises.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for spring cleaning.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for starry nights.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for the end of a rainbow.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for iwpg's face.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for licking stamps.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for RinkChat.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for light.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for cemeteries.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for ooze.
asterismW: My options for calm: handguns, sore losers, John Wilkes Booth, lust for revenge, Romeo and Juliet.
Kalimeris: vote 6
Kysle: vote 6
SirDude: vote 6
10Kan: vote 12
iwpg: vote 6
Eric: vote 12
Sam: vote 4
Randy: vote 4
10Kan: asterism: LOL
DemanusFlint: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 2
asterismW: vote 6
LaZorra: vote 11
Nyperold: vote 4
Kysle: aster: Really? Wow. LOL
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 6 points for starry nights.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 3 points for sunrises.
MatchBot: Eric wins 2 points for dead bodies.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 2 points for cemeteries.
MatchBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for light.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for spring cleaning.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for ooze.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for licking stamps.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for iwpg's face.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for RinkChat.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for the end of a rainbow.
MatchBot: Sam wins 0 points for skunks.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 0 points for rain.
MatchBot: LaZorra chose the noun bellhops for this round. (1/13 accepted)
LaZorra: match 5
Kysle: match 2
Eric: match 1
iwpg: match 4
SirDude: match 7
Sam: match 6
NessaChan: match 7
Randy: match 4
LuckyWizard: match 5
10Kan: match 7
Kalimeris: match 1
asterismW: match 4
DemanusFlint: match 1
MatchBot: Time's up! Vote for the best adjective that fits the noun bellhops. (You can't vote for yourself!)
MatchBot: Vote 1 for proper.
MatchBot: Vote 2 for reckless.
MatchBot: Vote 3 for sincere.
MatchBot: Vote 4 for young.
MatchBot: Vote 5 for detestable.
MatchBot: Vote 6 for timeless.
MatchBot: Vote 7 for spunky.
MatchBot: Vote 8 for squeaky clean.
MatchBot: Vote 9 for tame.
MatchBot: Vote 10 for passionate.
MatchBot: Vote 11 for dishonest.
MatchBot: Vote 12 for effective.
MatchBot: Vote 13 for courteous.
DemanusFlint: vote 5
Randy: vote 13
LaZorra: vote 13
asterismW: vote 1
SirDude: vote 13
Kysle: vote 13
Eric: vote 4
iwpg: vote 13
NessaChan: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 12
LuckyWizard: vote 13
* Kysle has met some pretty old bellhops
10Kan: vote 13
* NessaChan too
Sam: vote 13
MatchBot: Eric wins 8 points for courteous.
MatchBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for young.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for timeless.
MatchBot: Kysle wins 1 point for proper.
MatchBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for effective.
MatchBot: SirDude wins 1 point for detestable.
MatchBot: asterismW wins 0 points for squeaky clean.
MatchBot: iwpg wins 0 points for sincere.
MatchBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for tame.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for passionate.
MatchBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for spunky.
MatchBot: Randy wins 0 points for dishonest.
MatchBot: Sam wins 0 points for reckless.
MatchBot: Eric wins!
MatchBot: 10Kan is: calm.
MatchBot: DemanusFlint is: big, prissy.
MatchBot: Eric is: amorous. Eric is: bellhops, playing footsie under the table, sailors.
MatchBot: iwpg is: firestorms.
MatchBot: LaZorra is: strict, unpredictable.
MatchBot: LuckyWizard is: toenails.
MatchBot: NessaChan is: NessaChan's, sweet. NessaChan is: Crystal109 entering chat.
MatchBot: Randy is: boy bands.
MatchBot: Sam is: Crystal109 entering chat.
MatchBot: SirDude is: NessaChan's. SirDude is: truck stops.
Sam: Wow, Eric. That is a HIGH winning score.
Kysle: Wow, talk about overkill
Kysle: Nice, though!
asterismW: Nice, Eric!
iwpg: Indeed, yay Eric!
Eric: thx guys
Randy: I'm boy bands?
SirDude: I belong to NessaChan?
LaZorra: NESSACHAN IS NESSACHAN'S
DemanusFlint: I AM BIG AND PRISSY
* LaZorra's is pretty right on. :-/
NessaChan: aw, I'm sweet and Crystal 109... and Sir Dude belongs to me
Sam: Just remember...till you're home again...SirDude belongs to me....
Kalimeris: I'm not ANYTHING.
* Kysle is... nothing, apparently.
Kalimeris: It's prejudice against the letter K.
* iwpg is a :-{STORM
LaZorra: iwpg: You're one of the Four Horsemen?
iwpg: FIARHORSE
* LaZorra tries to remember which one was on the red horse.
Kysle: Pestilence?
Kysle: Or maybe war.
asterismW: War.
10Kan: Yes.
LaZorra: War sounds right.
iwpg: >:->
LaZorra: IWPG IS A WARSTORM OF THE APOCALYPSE
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=4
* SirDude has moved up to 5th.
Randy: Wow. I'm 67 points behind iwpg.
: Hmmm.
: ...
: What are we searching for? We've been over this room with a fine-toothed comb.
: *sigh* I don't know.
: Still nothing out of the ordinary in the bathroom...except entirely too many furnishings.
Kysle: Look under the mattress! Under the mattress!
: There's something funny about the shape of this room.
:
:
: What do you mean?
10Kan: SECRET PASSAGE!
: That wall behind the mirror...why is it jutting out from the perimeter of the house like that? There's no closet or anything back there.
: Huh. You're right. Maybe ventilation ducts?
: Ventilation ducts wouldn't need that much space, would they?
: I dunno.
LaZorra: Hayley is also an expert heating and air conditioning repairwoman.
10Kan: Both walls are doing that. It seems to be an odd square turret in the corner.
Kysle: I think it makes the room attractive. Kind of like making a private window area place.
: Hayley...look at this, on the floor, right under the bureau.
:
: Scratches in the wood. Grooves...like something was dragged across it.
: In the shape of a curve, like a door might make.
Maryam: Ooh.
:
: *the light dawns* Come on. Grab one end of the bureau. Let's pull it out.
: Whoa!
: It swings right out!
asterismW: I TOLD you there was a secret passageway!
: Oh man. Look!
: A secret passage??
Maryam: SEKRIT
10Kan: Ooh, cool passage.
iwpg: No photoshop of the room with the passage open? :-(
: Come on! Let's see where it goes!
NessaChan: from the conservatory to the lounge!
: Hang on, hang on. Look at all this stuff. Guns...ammunition...surveillance equipment. This isn't just a secret passage. It's a hiding place for weaponry and anything else that would help our murderer out.
: ... *descends*
:
: It comes out in the conservatory! Behind a set of cabinets that swings out.
Eric: The conservatory? Nice.
NessaChan: baahahahaa...
Kalimeris: Just like in clueeee
NessaChan: awesome.
: So Camille's murderer crept through this passage, shot her, and escaped through here as everyone else was running up the stairs.
10Kan: This is another strike against our game lady.
: Interesting.
: What?
: When you and I heard the shots and came running back, do you remember who we met in the conservatory on the way?
: Jay? No, surely not.
: *shrug*
NessaChan: Jay couldn't kill a flea, I bet he was even vegetarian.
: Hayley.
: *thinking*
: Hayley.
Kysle: HAYLEY
: What?
: Do you remember when you wondered how Matt got up the stairs before Buck did?
: ...
: We took that as a sign of Buck's guilt -- because he was off trouncing through the woods at the time. Which he was. But what if there's another reason...?
: Don't move, Matt.
Kalimeris: Hahahaha
10Kan: This will put a strain on the relationship.
Randy: Most likely
: Hey! Hey! Easy! Think about this. Whoever set this up had to have spent a lot of time learning the place, stashing the equipment. For two years, we've spent nearly every day with each other. When would I have had the chance to come out here?
: You could have found a way! Or maybe the cowboy did it all for you!
: No, he's right, Ramona. Matt didn't do this.
: Julie did.
: Hands where I can see them.
10Kan: LOL
10Kan: Because in the picture...yeah.
Kalimeris: Ugh, someone take the gun away from her
Sam: Our next bot is CamouFairyBot!
MatchBot has been dismissed by Sam.
asterismW: CamouFairy!
LaZorra: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CamouFairyBot has been summoned by Sam.
NessaChan: joy of joyous joys
Randy: YAYAYAYAY
10Kan: HUZZAH!
Eric: Wow, those instructions are no help.
10Kan: Eric: That is all we know of CamouFairy, and all we need to know.
Kysle: What more would you need to know, Eric?
Nyperold: It's like BlitzBot for different aspects of CamouFairy.
: *giggle* I'd like to welcome you all here tonight! *accidentally seduces everybody*
: This game is all about answering questions about...well...*ridiculously endearing blush*...me.
: Sam?
Sam: Why, uh...8-....uh...yes?
Sam: (She said my name!!!)
10Kan: You're so lucky, Sam!
: Let's begin the game in 60 seconds. *giggle*giggle*
* Kalimeris dances
* 10Kan attempts to memorize every aspect of CamouFairy, but fails.
CamouFairyBot: Starting a new speed game:
CamouFairyBot: 1/16. asks: "What other fairies are incredibly hot and cool, though obviously not in the same league as Camou-Fairy?"
Kysle: none
Randy: tinkerbell
Kalimeris: tinkerbell
10Kan: tinkerbell
NessaChan: tinkerbell
iwpg: grape
LuckyWizard: tinkerbell
Kalimeris: blue fairy
10Kan: glenda
iwpg: tooth
SirDude: there are?
10Kan: tooth fairy
Nyperold: wanda falbo
iwpg: (grape???)
Randy: red fairy
Kalimeris: dark fairy
10Kan: blue fairy
Eric: the thistle-haired gentleman
Kysle: toothfairy
10Kan: ice fairy
CamouFairyBot: Randy wins a point with answer .
CamouFairyBot: Kalimeris wins a point with answer .
CamouFairyBot: Randy wins a point with answer .
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: .
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: .
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: .
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: Randy: +2, Kalimeris: +1.
Eric: green fairy
NessaChan: state fairy
Nyperold: krystal
Randy: woo!
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: I'd forgotten that.
* 10Kan is still wondering who those other three are.
asterismW: Blue and green?
Sam: I think the last one is prom queen fairy.
Kysle: purple, black and indigo.
DemanusFlint: Flower fairy, glamour fairy...
CamouFairyBot: 2/16. asks: "What words or phrases describe Camou-Fairy's eyelashes?"
LaZorra: long
Randy: long
Kysle: sexy
iwpg: sparkly
DemanusFlint: nonexistent
Eric: beautiful
Kysle: long
asterismW: long
LaZorra: lucious
SirDude: dark
DemanusFlint: invisible
Kalimeris: black
Randy: pretty
Eric: gorgeous
LuckyWizard: sparkly
iwpg: dreamy
asterismW: black
Kysle: black
LaZorra: thick
10Kan: hard to see
Randy: yellow
iwpg: thick
LaZorra: black
Kysle: ultra cool
Randy: green
10Kan: cute
Eric: luscious
asterismW: luscious
10Kan: black
Kysle: nice
Randy: sparkly
Eric: pixelated
Kalimeris: bigger than eyes
NessaChan: flamboyant
asterismW: dark
Randy: seductive
Kysle: sensuous
iwpg: absolutely in no need of mascara
LaZorra: able to make men's hearts melt
Kysle: sparkly
NessaChan: fantastic
Kalimeris: face
SirDude: nice
Eric: mascara-laden
CamouFairyBot: LaZorra wins a point with answer long.
CamouFairyBot: Kysle wins a point with answer sexy.
CamouFairyBot: Kalimeris wins a point with answer black.
CamouFairyBot: Kalimeris wins a point with answer larger than her actual eyes.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: hot.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: #1 cause of high blood pressure.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: same color as her cleavage.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: Kalimeris: +2, Kysle: +1, LaZorra: +1.
asterismW: really, really tiny
Nyperold: #ffffff
Kysle: better than dry ice
NessaChan: fluttery
iwpg: LOL
LaZorra: ewwwwwwwww
Sam: Ewwwwww what?
LaZorra: Same color as her cleavage.
Sam: hehehe
LaZorra: Ewwwwwwww.
Sam: Well look -- it is!
Eric: this game is hard
Randy: You Ewwwwwwed CamouFairy?
CamouFairyBot: 3/16. asks: "If Camou-Fairy had no wings and too much makeup, what would she look like?"
Kysle: me
Eric: a raver
Kalimeris: paris hilton
10Kan: paris hilton
Kysle: camoufairy
LaZorra: beautiful
Randy: hot chick
SirDude: herself, still
Kysle: lazorra
Kalimeris: camou
iwpg: dreeeeaaaaamy
Eric: christina aguilera
10Kan: a marine
Randy: haley
Kysle: sam?
NessaChan: a camou beauty queen
asterismW: any teenage girl?
10Kan: camougirl
Kalimeris: britany spears
Eric: a wingless camou-fairy
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: .
NessaChan: barbie
Nyperold: that one girl on honbot who looked plastic.
LaZorra: BARBIE
10Kan: Hey, she's got freckles!
Nyperold: yeah her
Sam: I can't believe none of you typed that picture in.
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: LOL
asterismW: Sam: Same-seconded. :(
Sam: Awww, aster.
10Kan: LOL
CamouFairyBot: 4/16. asks: "How many green blotches are visible on her outfit from this angle?"
Kalimeris: 15
Kysle: 32
10Kan: sixteen
LaZorra: 14
Nyperold: 15
Kysle: 18
Kysle: 12
iwpg: 13
asterismW: 16
10Kan: 16
Randy: 18
Kysle: 10
CamouFairyBot: LaZorra wins a point with answer 14.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: LaZorra: +1.
Randy: 19
Eric: 14
Kalimeris: 12
LaZorra: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET
NessaChan: 17
Eric: :(((
Randy: Go LZ!
Eric: I actually counted them and I missed the deadline :(
SirDude: I counted them and came up with 17
NessaChan: I counted too, and I counted 17
CamouFairyBot: 5/16. asks: "What words or phrases describe Camou-Fairy's eyes?"
iwpg: dreamy
asterismW: big
Randy: sexy
DemanusFlint: beautiful
Kalimeris: white
DemanusFlint: hot
Eric: blue
Kysle: beautiful
Randy: small
NessaChan: beautiful
Eric: hot
DemanusFlint: black
asterismW: dusky
10Kan: mostly black
Kysle: hot
Kalimeris: black
Eric: pretty
NessaChan: cool
Kysle: big
iwpg: jewels
10Kan: deep pools
Kysle: large
Kalimeris: smaller than eyelashes
asterismW: black
DemanusFlint: seductive
NessaChan: brown
LuckyWizard: beautiful
NessaChan: black
asterismW: sexy
Kalimeris: hot
Eric: half-closed
10Kan: sparkling
Randy: able to kill a man at 100feet
Kalimeris: dreamy
NessaChan: fantastic
DemanusFlint: pretty
Kysle: the color of her ...something
Nyperold: come hither but i'm a good girl
asterismW: hot
DemanusFlint: incredible
10Kan: sultry
NessaChan: camou-tastic
Eric: fairyish
Kalimeris: amazing
Randy: breathless
CamouFairyBot: Kalimeris wins a point with answer white (at least that one pixel is).
CamouFairyBot: 10Kan wins a point with answer limpid pools.
CamouFairyBot: Nyperold wins a point with answer come-hither-but-I'm-a-good-girl.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: cute.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: alluring.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: smily.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: not bloodshot.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: two.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: seemingly intact.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Kalimeris: +1, Nyperold: +1.
asterismW: sultry
NessaChan: leading cause of palpitations
Eric: "two"
Eric: good answer
Randy: TWO
Sam: "two" is awesome.
LaZorra: TWO
10Kan: I'm gonna have to remember that one.
CamouFairyBot: 6/16. asks: "Is the Camou-Fairy actually just a regular girl standing in front of a picture of blinky wings?"
10Kan: NO
iwpg: no
Kysle: no
Randy: NO
Kalimeris: no
Eric: no
CamouFairyBot: 10Kan wins a point with answer no.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1.
asterismW: no
LaZorra: LOL LOL
NessaChan: no
Kysle: yes
Kalimeris: HERETIC
10Kan: That's ridiculous!
Randy: SMITE THE UNBELIEVER
LaZorra: Smite? I don't remember him.
CamouFairyBot: 7/16. asks: "Where does Camou-Fairy have blinky parts?"
iwpg: wings
Eric: belly button
LuckyWizard: wiings
asterismW: tummy
Kalimeris: wings
Eric: stomach
Kysle: bellybutton
iwpg: belly button
LaZorra: bellybutton
Nyperold: tummy
DemanusFlint: bellybutton
Randy: eyes
LaZorra: wings
Kalimeris: eyes
Kysle: wings
iwpg: everywhere
LaZorra: heart
Kalimeris: face
LuckyWizard: bellybutton
10Kan: abdomen
Randy: hair
Kalimeris: toe nails
CamouFairyBot: iwpg wins a point with answer wings.
CamouFairyBot: Eric wins a point with answer some miscellaneous stomach area that's not quite the belly button.
CamouFairyBot: LaZorra wins a point with answer her warm wonderful heart.
CamouFairyBot: Kalimeris wins a point with answer probably her toenails (but nobody is quite sure).
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: Eric: +1, iwpg: +1, Kalimeris: +1, LaZorra: +1.
Randy: tummy
NessaChan: wings
Eric: well now.
Sam: Kali: NICE
LaZorra: SPARKLY HEART
NessaChan: camou-lag
NessaChan: my computer is so stunned by camou-fairy's beauty
Kalimeris: camou-ox
CamouFairyBot: 8/16. asks: "How many fireflies are trapped inside Camou-Fairy's wings?"
iwpg: 17
Randy: 19
LaZorra: 14
Kysle: 16
iwpg: 18
CamouFairyBot: Randy wins a point with answer 19.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: Randy: +1.
Eric: none
iwpg: 20
LaZorra: 32
Kalimeris: 14
Nyperold: 42
NessaChan: 16
LaZorra: milions and millions
Randy: Yay I remembered!
iwpg: Nice.
asterismW: Nice!
Kysle: those are fireflies? Heh.
Kalimeris: I thought they were christmas lights.
10Kan: I thought it was blood from her warm, wonderful heart.
CamouFairyBot: 9/16. asks: "What words or phrases describe Camou-Fairy's hair?"
iwpg: dreamy
Kysle: long
Randy: hot
LaZorra: blonde
iwpg: blond
10Kan: long
LuckyWizard: blonde
Kalimeris: six parts
asterismW: blonde
Kysle: golden
iwpg: golden
LaZorra: streaked
Randy: sexy
Kalimeris: sexy
Kysle: blond
asterismW: silky
NessaChan: blonde
10Kan: shoulder-length
LuckyWizard: beautiful
Kalimeris: hot
iwpg: silky
Eric: beautiful
LaZorra: barbie-like
Randy: made of silk
10Kan: immaculate
Kalimeris: up
NessaChan: cute
LaZorra: smooth
10Kan: fine
Kysle: wound-erful
Eric: seductive
iwpg: lucious
Kysle: wonderful
Kalimeris: dangling
LaZorra: beautiful
Eric: alluring
Kysle: hot
10Kan: shining
LaZorra: cute
Randy: there
Kysle: sexy
Kalimeris: sexy
iwpg: clean
Nyperold: totally lacking in split ends
NessaChan: updo
Eric: perky
Sam: clean
asterismW: hilights
LaZorra: hot
iwpg: hairy
10Kan: blonde
NessaChan: ponytail
Randy: one her head
Kysle: sensuous
CamouFairyBot: LaZorra wins a point with answer naturally blonde.
CamouFairyBot: Kalimeris wins a point with answer parted in six different places and still looks completely awesome.
CamouFairyBot: asterismW wins a point with answer silky.
CamouFairyBot: 10Kan wins a point with answer shoulder-length.
CamouFairyBot: 10Kan wins a point with answer clean.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: perfect.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: inexplicably not blinking.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +2, asterismW: +1, Kalimeris: +1, LaZorra: +1.
NessaChan: fantastic
Kalimeris: better than everyone elses
asterismW: perfect
LaZorra: camou-fairy-like
Kalimeris: UNBLINKING!
asterismW: SO CLOSE to getting perfect. :(
Kalimeris: Hair the Unblinking
Randy: Kali is totally winning
* 10Kan is totally tied for second.
CamouFairyBot: 10/16. asks: "What colors are the Camou-Fairy?"
asterismW: green
Kalimeris: black
iwpg: yellow
Randy: green
LaZorra: yellow
iwpg: green
10Kan: red
Kysle: yellow
Sam: blonde
asterismW: blonde
iwpg: white
Kysle: tand
Eric: flesh
Kalimeris: blonde
asterismW: gold
Kysle: tan
Randy: yellow
LaZorra: tan
Eric: pink
Kalimeris: flesh
NessaChan: green
iwpg: flesh
10Kan: neon
Kysle: blonde
Nyperold: tan
Eric: peach
Randy: white
asterismW: sparkly
Kalimeris: yellow
NessaChan: yellow
Kysle: black
asterismW: black
Kalimeris: gold
10Kan: silver
Randy: gold
Kysle: white
NessaChan: peach
asterismW: white
Kalimeris: white
Nyperold: orange
Randy: perfect
iwpg: black
LaZorra: PURE WHITE LIKE THE DRIVEN SNOW
asterismW: tan
Kysle: gold
iwpg: red
10Kan: purple
Kysle: green
iwpg: tartan
Kysle: blue
NessaChan: brown
Kysle: orange
iwpg: pink
LaZorra: black
10Kan: green
CamouFairyBot: asterismW wins a point with answer cool green.
CamouFairyBot: iwpg wins a point with answer sparkly yellow.
CamouFairyBot: Sam wins a point with answer silky blonde.
CamouFairyBot: iwpg wins a point with answer white...wing veins?.
CamouFairyBot: Eric wins a point with answer indescribably awesome flesh tone.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: some sort of glowy color.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: iwpg: +2, asterismW: +1, Eric: +1, Sam: +1.
asterismW: lighter green
Randy: taupe
Kalimeris: brown
Eric: magic
NessaChan: eyelash-colored
iwpg: TWO
CamouFairyBot: 11/16. asks: "What adverbs describe how the Camou-Fairy is cool?"
iwpg: very
LaZorra: awesome
Kysle: really
asterismW: ruling
iwpg: dreamily
Randy: totally
10Kan: totally
Eric: amazingly
Kalimeris: cooly
Eric: bodaciously
iwpg: naturally
Kalimeris: superly
Randy: sexily
LuckyWizard: beautifully
LaZorra: completely
Eric: miraculously
NessaChan: so cool
Kysle: unsmellingly
10Kan: completely
Kalimeris: awesomely
Eric: magically
NessaChan: awesomely
iwpg: extra
Sam: pulchritudinously
Kysle: awesomely
Nyperold: undisputably
Eric: unbelievably
asterismW: delightfully
LaZorra: 100%
iwpg: just plain
Randy: collily cool
Kysle: chocolately
10Kan: gnarly-ly
Kalimeris: awesomely
Eric: ridiculously
SirDude: freakin'
NessaChan: fantastically
asterismW: charmingly
CamouFairyBot: iwpg wins a point with answer very.
CamouFairyBot: Randy wins a point with answer sexily.
CamouFairyBot: Kalimeris wins a point with answer awesomely.
CamouFairyBot: Sam wins a point with answer pulchritudinously.
CamouFairyBot: NessaChan wins a point with answer fantastically.
CamouFairyBot: asterismW wins a point with answer charmingly.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: way.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: rockingly.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: terrifically.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: incredibly.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: coolly.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: hotly.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: gorgeously.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: glamorously.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: scintillatingly.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: glitteringly.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: asterismW: +1, iwpg: +1, Kalimeris: +1, NessaChan: +1, Randy: +1, Sam: +1.
Nyperold: indubitably
Eric: super
Kysle: super
LaZorra: sweetly
10Kan: awesomely
Randy: rock awesome
NessaChan: majestically
NessaChan: I got a point!!!
Randy: Yay!
10Kan: Yay Nessa!
iwpg: "hotly cool"
SirDude: "Coolly cool"?
LuckyWizard: Heh.
Kalimeris: I spelled coolly wrong
Randy: Kali:Me too!
* NessaChan thanks the camou-fairy and leaves an offering of bean paste
LaZorra: O.o
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
CamouFairyBot: 12/16. asks: "What few anatomical anomalies does Camou-Fairy have that would be imperfections in anybody else but just make Camou-Fairy all the hotter?"
LaZorra: wings
10Kan: no feet
Randy: no bellybutton
asterismW: chest
10Kan: one arm
Kysle: shoulder strap
iwpg: no feet
LaZorra: off-center cleavage
Kysle: cleavage
asterismW: hair
Eric: glowing belly button
Kalimeris: wrong bellybutton
Randy: no toes
Kysle: shoulder
NessaChan: only one arm
Eric: no left arm
LaZorra: no arms
Kalimeris: no legs
Kysle: pants
LuckyWizard: sparkles
asterismW: thin
Kysle: no feet
iwpg: only one of her
10Kan: wings
NessaChan: no feet
Kalimeris: eyelashes
Eric: no nose
NessaChan: no ears
asterismW: arm
Kysle: eyes
Nyperold: bellybutton is half white
CamouFairyBot: 10Kan wins a point with answer feet can probably shoot lasers at enemies.
CamouFairyBot: Randy wins a point with answer dislocated navel.
CamouFairyBot: Kysle wins a point with answer shoulder seams (perhaps her arms are posable?).
CamouFairyBot: Nyperold wins a point with answer belly button is part white AND part black?.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: probably webbed fingers (since those are pretty cool).
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Kysle: +1, Nyperold: +1, Randy: +1.
Randy: sparkles
Kysle: nose
LaZorra: no hips
NessaChan: blinking
iwpg: LOL
LaZorra: She DEFINITELY has off-center cleavage.
10Kan: And a husky head.
CamouFairyBot: 13/16. asks: "When is Camou-Fairy Day?"
iwpg: every day
Eric: every day
LaZorra: july 14
Kalimeris: june 5
asterismW: today!
Randy: july 5
CamouFairyBot: Randy wins a point with answer July 5.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: Randy: +1.
Kysle: june 14
NessaChan: everyday
LaZorra: AAAAARGH
Sam: Which I forgot last year, I'm ashamed to say.
Kalimeris: NO DAY.
LaZorra: I KNEW IT WAS IN JULY
Randy: I studied
iwpg: Nerd.
asterismW: Go Randy!
Randy: hehe
LaZorra: Dork.
Kysle: Geek.
LaZorra: Dweeb.
Eric: Sam: Put it on the official RinkWorks holidays page. That way we won't forget.
* TalkingDog's ankles fall off.
LaZorra: oww
Randy: =-o
CamouFairyBot: 14/16. asks: "Why is the Camou-Fairy so cool?"
Kysle: because
LaZorra: BECAUSE
iwpg: because
Kysle: hot
Randy: she jsut it
Eric: hot
Kalimeris: because
10Kan: she just is
LuckyWizard: beautiful
LaZorra: blinky
asterismW: hot
Eric: sexy
Randy: she just is
10Kan: her style
Eric: nice
Kysle: she is camoufairy
NessaChan: because she is
Kalimeris: sparkling
LaZorra: cute
asterismW: Sam likes her
Kysle: she is
Kalimeris: blinking
10Kan: she's magical
Eric: pretty
LaZorra: wings
Eric: small
Eric: wings
Kalimeris: legs skirt
iwpg: she's soooooooooo dreamy
Kysle: sparkly
NessaChan: blinking
LaZorra: fairy dust
10Kan: blinky lights
Kalimeris: skirt pants
asterismW: green
Kysle: glittery
Kysle: she blinks
NessaChan: camou-ness
10Kan: strange pants
CamouFairyBot: Kysle wins a point with answer busts the 1-7 hotness scale by at least three points over the top.
CamouFairyBot: 10Kan wins a point with answer magic holds her pants up despite the lack of hips.
CamouFairyBot: LaZorra wins a point with answer duh -- she's got wings....
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: cute little dimply smile.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: makes bell-bottom camouflage pants look good.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: very difficult to see when an arcade is behind her.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: ...wings with FIREFLIES IN THEM!.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: perhaps has translucent skin -- which explains why we can see she has eaten a wireless ethernet hub.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: doesn't hate people that hate her even though they suck and deserve it.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: sent a cow to spy on LaZorra.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: heh heh -- I said "busts".
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: 10Kan: +1, Kysle: +1, LaZorra: +1.
Kysle: she's hot
asterismW: tan
Kalimeris: camouflage rocks
NessaChan: blonde
Eric: she wears midriffs and can totally pull it off
Nyperold: forced convection from her wings
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL YES
LaZorra: I ALWAYS FORGET THE COW
iwpg: LOL
Randy: THE SPY COW
NessaChan: haha
10Kan: LOL
asterismW: There's a COW?
Nyperold: That's why the cow is so successful.
10Kan: Very Far Side.
LaZorra: SHE TOTALLY SENT A COW TO SPY ON ME
Randy: A cow outside the window
LaZorra: of HATE.
LaZorra: Oh, wait.
LaZorra: Wrong transcript.
CamouFairyBot: 15/16. asks: "What words or phrases describe Camou-Fairy's fashion sense?"
iwpg: cool
Kalimeris: cool
Kysle: hip
LaZorra: cutting edge
iwpg: dreamy
Eric: brilliant
Kalimeris: awesome
Randy: hot
Eric: hot
Kalimeris: sexy
10Kan: militaristic
iwpg: trendy
asterismW: cold
Eric: sexy
Nyperold: dreeeeamy
LaZorra: camouflage
Kalimeris: camou
Eric: cute
Randy: sweet
Kysle: old skool
iwpg: stylish
10Kan: loud
Kysle: new
Eric: raver
iwpg: original
Kysle: new age
Randy: sexily
Kalimeris: blinking
iwpg: individual
10Kan: bright
LaZorra: sparkly
Kalimeris: hot
Kysle: camou-fairy is
NessaChan: camou-tastic
Eric: dammies
asterismW: green
Nyperold: adorable
10Kan: not conservative
Randy: phantabulis
NessaChan: perfect
Kalimeris: awesome
Eric: revealing
Kysle: cute
LaZorra: beautiful
CamouFairyBot: iwpg wins a point with answer awesome.
CamouFairyBot: LaZorra wins a point with answer when she's in the jungle it looks like her legs are missing and her abdomen is detached.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: bichromatic.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: never entirely sure that her pants aren't actually a long skirt.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: likes belts made of pants fabric.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: no need for warm clothes with all those lights radiating heat.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: the secret of her belly button adornment is a mystery we may only long to solve.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: eschews plaid (too gaudy!).
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: iwpg: +1, LaZorra: +1.
Kysle: cuuuuuuute
Nyperold: impeccable
Eric: scintillating
NessaChan: cute
LaZorra: midriff-baring
asterismW: would totally get shot in any half-decent war
10Kan: Unless they were fighting in a giant plate of broccoli with cheese sauce.
asterismW: 10K: LOL
Eric: oh i almost had "eshcews plaid" :(
CamouFairyBot: 16/16. asks: "What things would a normal red-blooded male do for a single kiss from Camou-Fairy?"
Randy: anything
iwpg: anything
Kysle: die
Kalimeris: faint
Kysle: kill
LaZorra: tear off his limbs
10Kan: far more than he would do for a klondike bar
Kalimeris: fly
Kysle: drink blood
asterismW: die
LaZorra: swim the deepest ocean
Kalimeris: jump off cliff
NessaChan: climb the highest mountain
Eric: kill himself
Randy: talk to kysle
Kalimeris: die
10Kan: drink moxie
Eric: die
Kysle: watch inland empire
LaZorra: climb the highest mountain
Kalimeris: dance
NessaChan: eat worms
Kysle: talk to randy
iwpg: leave rinkworks FOREVAR
Eric: ask her
Kalimeris: beg
CamouFairyBot: Kysle wins a point with answer darn near die from anticipation.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: walk on hot coals.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: skydive without a parachute.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: bike up Mt. Fuji in high gear.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: give up football for life.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: ask for directions.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: suck a sword.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: actually attempt to be romantic.
CamouFairyBot: Unclaimed answer: eat hummus.
CamouFairyBot: Scores this round: Kysle: +1.
CamouFairyBot: Kalimeris wins!
Kalimeris: kiss feet
10Kan: swim the oceans
Randy: suck a sword
LaZorra: ford the widest river
NessaChan: dance naked in the street
Nyperold: things that they WOULDN'T do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar
Kysle: Hummus?
LaZorra: SUCK A SWORD
Randy: YAY KALIMERIS!
asterismW: Yay, Kali!
Kysle: Wait?
Kalimeris: Wait, how'd I win?
Kysle: Oh, end of the questions.
Kalimeris: Ah.
10Kan: Go Kalimeris!
NessaChan: woo
* Kysle likes hummus
Nyperold: Give up football for life? Check. ;-)
Kalimeris: I's never had hummus
10Kan: You're now the president of the CamouFairy Fan Club.
Sam: I could have sworn I added a question for this year, but it didn't come up.
SirDude: Ask for directions? I already do that
Nyperold: Good stuff.
* NessaChan makes good hummus
Eric: Hummus is gross.
Eric: Just look at the name.
CamouFairyBot has been dismissed by Sam.
SirDude: What is hummus, anyway?
Nyperold: Hummus on pita.
Kysle: Ground chick peas, I think.
TalkingDog: It's drofy stuff that you quabulate.
NessaChan: yes, "hummus" is arabic for "chick pea" I believe.
NessaChan: but hummus is definitely chick peas, coz I make it every week. :)
Kysle: Yeah, chick peas with seasonings.
Kysle: Man, Garbonzo beans have too many names.
Sam: The story resumes in 3 minutes.
asterismW: Noooooooo. NOW!
Kysle: We need StoryBot in this tournament.
Randy: Kysle: Um...you can't win that...
Kysle: Randy: The tournament is about FUN.
Randy: And...points
Kalimeris: and NUF.
Kalimeris: That's fun backwards, don'tcha know.
Kysle: Not Utter Fun?
Randy: oooh
Kysle: (get it? Fun backwards is not fun! hehe)
iwpg: /kick Kysle
10Kan: No, it's just not the best fun.
Kalimeris: Everyone ruins my nuf.
NessaChan: guh
: Hayley, you keep forgetting. I was with you.
: I know, I know. And I haven't figured that part out yet. But you set Camille up. When you first arrived on the island, Jay was going to show you to a room on the east side. You had him switch it to a room on the west side. There's only one bedroom on the west side -- this one. The one with the secret passage.
: ...
: Camille lost her room key, and you just happened to be on hand to offer her yours. Did she really lose it? Or did you take it from her when she wasn't looking?
: That's a very interesting theory, Hayley, but don't you think you'd better point that gun back at Matt? I still have you as my alibi!
Kalimeris: But, but, she could've set her up. Hayley just said thattttt
Kalimeris: Someone take the gun away from her. It's probably Hayley. Hmph.
: ...
: *thinking!*
: Ramona, look in that stash of weapons. You see any guns with silencers on them?
: Uh......yeah!
: Ooooooh, nice call, Nancy Drew. Three empty chambers!
: *furious scowl!*
: Camille wasn't killed when we heard those shots. That was Buck, firing a few rounds in the woods after she was already dead to establish your alibi.
Maryam: Oooh.
asterismW: And... Cody found the spent rounds?
10Kan: I suppose so.
: *glare*
: ...and that's why Cody and I were confused about where the shots were coming from!
(blurry flashback transition)

* 10Kan shakes some windchimes for the proper sound effect.
: Oh, that's ok. I'm just trying to find my room key -- can't seem to figure what I did with it! Stupid thing. All I want to do is lie down for a while.
NessaChan: it's not like she had anywhere to store the key in that outfit
Eric: LOL
: Oh, how frustrating.
10Kan: Nessa: She keeps it in the little rock-shaped Segway she rides around on.
NessaChan: 10kan: haha
: Yeah. If you see it, let me know, ok?
: Sure thing. Oh, actually, do you want to use my room for a while instead? Got the key right here.
: Aw, why that'd be so nice of you, Julie. You sure you don't need the room for a while?
: With any luck, I won't need it at all. I have all this paperwork to do here, and then I might as well explore the island. But once that helicopter arrives, I'm out of here, and once I get to a phone, somebody's going to have some serious explaining to do. Here. *toss* End of the hallway to the left.
: *catch* Thanks, Julie.
: *leaves*
:
: *whistle*
: *sigh*
:
:
: *looks around*
:
: *picks up a gun*
: *whistle*
: *attaches a silencer*
: *whistle*
:
: la de de la la...
Maryam: LOL
* LaZorra cracks up again.
LaZorra: NAKERS!
: (locks the door)
: hmm-hmm hmm-hmmmm...
: (shuts and latches the windows)
: la la la la la...
: Hi, Camille!
: Aahhh! Oh, Julie, you sta--
: thoomp!
: thoomp!
: thoomp!
:
: *whistle*
: *whistle*
: *drops the gun*
:
:
: *waves toward the woods to the east*
:
: Hi! Katie, right?
: Yes, hi Julie!
: I decided to go exploring. What's up this way? Anything worth seeing?
: Oh, absolutely -- beautiful view atop the clif--
: BANG!
: BANG!
: BANG!
(blurry transition back from flashback)

* 10Kan shakes the windchimes backwards.
: Well, well.
: That's a theory so clever, it almost persuades me.
: Now I suppose you'll tell me how I killed Genevieve and Tyler when I wasn't even here.
: *ponders*
10Kan: Wouldn't it be a hoot if Tyler just tripped?
: Guys?
: Did anybody actually see the helicopter she arrived on?
: None of us did. We were all down in the cellar, putting Tyler's body in the freezer.
: We all heard it, though.
: Yes. We all heard it. Just like we all heard the shots that didn't actually kill Camille.
:
: Let's take a trip out to the woods, where Cody was looking. I have a hunch Julie killed him because he found something there -- and I think I know what it was.
Sam: Our last bot of the evening is CountBot!
CountBot has been summoned by Sam.
Sam: The game begins in 60 seconds, unless there are questions.
* SirDude double checks the instructions
Kysle: I don't remember being especially good at this game.
Kysle: Well! I'm going to try hard tonight!
Eric: This game is great.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 6, 3, 5, 3, 4. (2/18 accepted)
NessaChan: Crikey! The Girls Are Cool!
NessaChan: whoops! >_>
10Kan: Tell it to da bot.
NessaChan: yeah I realise I messed up
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Rinkie: One Never Too Dumb.
CountBot: Vote 2 for Thanks, Sam. You're The Best!
CountBot: Vote 3 for Crikey, The Crocs Are HUGE!
CountBot: Vote 4 for Crikey! The Girls Are Cool!
CountBot: Vote 5 for Sweets Are Sweet And Good.
CountBot: Vote 6 for Sandra Has Seven Big Toes.
CountBot: Vote 7 for There's Amy! Gonna Ask Then?
CountBot: Vote 8 for Kysle's One Funny Guy... NOTT
CountBot: Vote 9 for Murder! The Group, All Dead?
CountBot: Vote 10 for "Prince Ted Rocks!" -Sir Bill
Eric: "Canada has moose and snow"
iwpg: vote 7
* SirDude same seconded. Bleh.
Randy: vote 10
Sam: vote 9
LuckyWizard: vote 9
iwpg: vote Eric
[CountBot->iwpg] Your vote was not correctly formed.
Eric: vote 9
10Kan: vote 9
Kysle: vote 2
Sam: vote 6
DemanusFlint: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 6
CountBot: iwpg wins 3 points for Murder! The Group, All Dead?
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 3 points for Sandra Has Seven Big Toes.
CountBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Sweets Are Sweet And Good.
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for Thanks, Sam. You're The Best!
CountBot: Eric wins 1 point for "Prince Ted Rocks!" -Sir Bill
CountBot: Randy wins 1 point for There's Amy! Gonna Ask Then?
CountBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for Crikey, The Crocs Are HUGE!
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for Kysle's One Funny Guy... NOTT
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Rinkie: One Never Too Dumb.
CountBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Crikey! The Girls Are Cool!
Kysle: DF You got two in? Nice.
Kysle: And 10Kan
: This about where Cody was?
: I think so.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 1, 4, 5, 4, 2, 2, 2. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for A Crow Cries Down: Ka! Ka! Ka!
CountBot: Vote 2 for I Like Mushy Peas, Mm Mm Mm!!
CountBot: Vote 3 for I Can't Study! Kill Me --- No NO
CountBot: Vote 4 for I Don't Think They... Uh... Um... Eh?
CountBot: Vote 5 for A Book Thats Also On Tv? Oo
CountBot: Vote 6 for I Don't Think Cody Is Ok! Oh!
CountBot: Vote 7 for A Good Place Rome To Go To
CountBot: Vote 8 for A Soup Eater Says "M'm! M'm! M'm!"
CountBot: Vote 9 for I Can't Sense When I'm In It.
Kysle: Same seconded.
Eric: vote 9
DemanusFlint: vote 1
Kalimeris: vote 2
LaZorra: I am managing to eat dinner and stay here too!
Sam: LaZ: NICE.
iwpg: vote 3
Sam: Oh rats. "I bake 10Kan cake, la la la." didn't get accepted. I guess "10" isn't two letters.
LuckyWizard: vote 3
Kysle: "A giant Archie walks in? At? No. :("
Sam: vote 2
10Kan: vote 9
Nyperold: vote 8
SirDude: vote 9
Randy: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 2
Kysle: vote 2
CountBot: iwpg wins 4 points for I Like Mushy Peas, Mm Mm Mm!!
CountBot: Nyperold wins 3 points for I Can't Sense When I'm In It.
CountBot: Kysle wins 2 points for I Can't Study! Kill Me --- No NO
CountBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for A Crow Cries Down: Ka! Ka! Ka!
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for A Soup Eater Says "M'm! M'm! M'm!"
CountBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for I Don't Think Cody Is Ok! Oh!
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for A Good Place Rome To Go To
CountBot: Randy wins 0 points for A Book Thats Also On Tv? Oo
CountBot: SirDude wins 0 points for I Don't Think They... Uh... Um... Eh?
iwpg: (I don't, actually, it was just the first thing I thought of that fit.)
Kysle: iwpg : Peas are good. Mushy peas are just OK
: Hey, look at this tree.
: Freaky.
TalkingDog: Hoom.
Randy: Don't be hasty!
LaZorra: Hee!
Nyperold: I think that I shall never see / three bulletholes within a tree.
* LaZorra splices Ramona's hair together.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 6, 2. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Hoooom, Hm.
CountBot: Vote 2 for Ramona: Ew!
CountBot: Vote 3 for Randy's ... Um...
CountBot: Vote 4 for Dreamy, Oh!
CountBot: Vote 5 for Flora's OK.
CountBot: Vote 6 for Cuddle Me!
CountBot: Vote 7 for Europe = EU
CountBot: Vote 8 for Splice It
Eric: vote 6
LaZorra: vote 8
Sam: vote 2
SirDude: vote 2
TalkingDog: vote 7
iwpg: vote 6
NessaChan: oh man, somebody submitted the exact same thing as me. :O
10Kan: vote 4
Randy: vote 1
Kalimeris: UGH IT'S REALLY HARD TO COME UP WITH WORDS ... when your roommate is telling you how quiet you're being
LuckyWizard: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 8
10Kan: Why is your roomie telling you how quiet you are?
Randy: Kali: Shoot her
Kalimeris: And telling you, and telling you, and talking about how she doesn't want to have to shoot your boyfriend or whatever, and *whines and complains*
CountBot: LaZorra wins 3 points for Ramona: Ew!
CountBot: Sam wins 2 points for Cuddle Me!
CountBot: SirDude wins 2 points for Splice It
CountBot: Eric wins 1 point for Europe = EU
CountBot: iwpg wins 1 point for Dreamy, Oh!
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for Hoooom, Hm.
CountBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for Flora's OK.
CountBot: Randy wins 0 points for Randy's ... Um...
NessaChan: I too, submitted "ramona, ew"
LaZorra: Nessa: Whoa.
NessaChan: and I would have had points, too!
NessaChan: hehe
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 6, 3, 5. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for It Stinks Out There!
CountBot: Vote 2 for Oh, Ramona, You Grump.
CountBot: Vote 3 for At Kysle's, Eat Salts.
CountBot: Vote 4 for We Cuddle Big Bears.
CountBot: Vote 5 for We Kissed LZ's Noses.
CountBot: Vote 6 for In Canada She Froze.
CountBot: Vote 7 for He Thinks HE'S Weird?
CountBot: Vote 8 for My Beard's Too Gross.
CountBot: Vote 9 for To Escape, End Story.
SirDude: vote 1
Kalimeris: vote 3
LaZorra: [->Bots] We splice lots o'rope!
LaZorra: Apparently there was a problem with that.
Sam: LaZ: Third word is four letters instead of three.
LaZorra: Sam: OH DUH
Kysle: vote 6
10Kan: vote 8
iwpg: vote 3
Randy: vote 6
Sam: vote 8
DemanusFlint: vote 4
Eric: vote 1
NessaChan: vote 8
LaZorra: NOSES?
LaZorra: vote 1
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 3 points for My Beard's Too Gross.
CountBot: iwpg wins 3 points for It Stinks Out There!
CountBot: Eric wins 2 points for In Canada She Froze.
CountBot: Kysle wins 2 points for At Kysle's, Eat Salts.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for We Cuddle Big Bears.
CountBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for To Escape, End Story.
CountBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Oh, Ramona, You Grump.
CountBot: Sam wins 0 points for We Kissed LZ's Noses.
CountBot: SirDude wins 0 points for He Thinks HE'S Weird?
Nyperold: vote 7
Eric: demanus you should shave it off then
: Look around, would you? I'm not taking my eyes off Julie.
:
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 5, 5, 4, 5. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for ['Katie' Peers Over Julie.]
CountBot: Vote 2 for Nessa Hasn't Many Point.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Randy, Paint Some Nudes.
CountBot: Vote 4 for Dirty Girls Need Baths.
CountBot: Vote 5 for Theys Gonna Kill Julie!
CountBot: Vote 6 for Where? Right Over There.
CountBot: Vote 7 for "Watch Julie? Okay!" *SMACK*
CountBot: Vote 8 for Kysle Bears Eyes Green.
CountBot: Vote 9 for Check Right Over There.
Eric: vote 4
SirDude: vote 2
iwpg: vote 3
Sam: vote 4
DemanusFlint: vote 3
Kalimeris: vote 5
10Kan: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 4
Randy: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 9
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 3 points for Dirty Girls Need Baths.
CountBot: Sam wins 3 points for Randy, Paint Some Nudes.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Where? Right Over There.
CountBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Nessa Hasn't Many Point.
CountBot: Randy wins 1 point for Theys Gonna Kill Julie!
CountBot: SirDude wins 1 point for Check Right Over There.
CountBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for ['Katie' Peers Over Julie.]
CountBot: iwpg wins 0 points for Kysle Bears Eyes Green.
CountBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for "Watch Julie? Okay!" *SMACK*
Kysle: Actually, my eyes are green(ish) in the mornings.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 3, 4, 3. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for We Can Have Men.
CountBot: Vote 2 for We Are Nuts, Yes?
CountBot: Vote 3 for Go Out, Look! Sky!
CountBot: Vote 4 for My Bum Isn't Big.
CountBot: Vote 5 for He Ate Your Dad!
CountBot: Vote 6 for Do The Pogo Hop!
iwpg: vote 2
Kalimeris: vote 6
Sam: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 6
Randy: vote 4
Eric: vote 1
10Kan: vote 4
LaZorra: vote 5
CountBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for Do The Pogo Hop!
CountBot: Eric wins 2 points for He Ate Your Dad!
CountBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for My Bum Isn't Big.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for We Can Have Men.
CountBot: Randy wins 1 point for We Are Nuts, Yes?
CountBot: iwpg wins 0 points for Go Out, Look! Sky!
: Something doesn't look right about these vines.
: Look at this. A few of these aren't vines at all!
Eric: They're power cables.
Eric: For the all-seeing security cameras.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 5, 5, 3, 3, 4. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Darth Vader Has Two Eyes.
CountBot: Vote 2 for Those 'Vines' Are PVC Pipe!
CountBot: Vote 3 for Eatin' Snake Kin Get Ugly!
CountBot: Vote 4 for Silly Young Men Eat Pork!
CountBot: Vote 5 for Lions Dance All The Time.
CountBot: Vote 6 for Three Bucks For The Beer.
CountBot: Vote 7 for Santa Maria Was The Ship
CountBot: Vote 8 for Here's Matty, And His Girl!
CountBot: Vote 9 for Thats Great. Now He's Gone.
iwpg: vote 9
Eric: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 1
SirDude: vote 3
Sam: vote 1
DemanusFlint: vote 7
TalkingDog: vote 5
10Kan: vote 7
Sam: HM7
Randy: vote 7
NessaChan: vote 2
CountBot: Eric wins 3 points for Santa Maria Was The Ship
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 2 points for Darth Vader Has Two Eyes.
CountBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Those 'Vines' Are PVC Pipe!
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for Eatin' Snake Kin Get Ugly!
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Lions Dance All The Time.
CountBot: Randy wins 1 point for Thats Great. Now He's Gone.
CountBot: SirDude wins 1 point for Three Bucks For The Beer.
CountBot: iwpg wins 0 points for Here's Matty, And His Girl!
CountBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Silly Young Men Eat Pork!
Sam: Camou Fairy Has Two Eyes
Kysle: Nice
* SirDude doesn't actually drink; it's just what he thought of first.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 3, 3, 4, 4. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Cat! Cat! Come Here! ^_^
CountBot: Vote 2 for The Egg Grew Legs.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Hey, You! Stop That!
CountBot: Vote 4 for Sam Ate Four Pies.
CountBot: Vote 5 for You! The Ugly Dude!
CountBot: Vote 6 for The End, Poor Cody.
CountBot: Vote 7 for The Cow Came Home.
CountBot: Vote 8 for For The Last Time!
CountBot: Vote 9 for AYB - All Your Base
CountBot: Vote 10 for She Has Long Hair
CountBot: Vote 11 for New Goo? Good Glue!
LaZorra: vote 5
Eric: vote 7
Sam: vote 8
iwpg: vote 1
TalkingDog: vote 3
10Kan: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 7
SirDude: vote 3
Randy: vote 4
Kysle: vote 5
DemanusFlint: vote 7
Kalimeris: vote 3
CountBot: 10Kan wins 3 points for Hey, You! Stop That!
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 3 points for The Cow Came Home.
CountBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Sam Ate Four Pies.
CountBot: Randy wins 2 points for You! The Ugly Dude!
CountBot: Kysle wins 1 point for Cat! Cat! Come Here! ^_^
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for For The Last Time!
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for The Egg Grew Legs.
CountBot: Eric wins 0 points for She Has Long Hair
CountBot: iwpg wins 0 points for The End, Poor Cody.
CountBot: LaZorra wins 0 points for New Goo? Good Glue!
CountBot: SirDude wins 0 points for AYB - All Your Base
* LaZorra was Dr. Seuss in a prior life.
: Some kind of electrical cables.... Looks like they go underground.
: Ha! The other ends are connected to...an iPod??
: Wrapped up in plastic to keep it dry!
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 6, 4, 3, 2, 2, 4. (1/18 accepted)
* LaZorra's brain breaks.
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Randy's Last Rap Is No Good!
CountBot: Vote 2 for Cherry Pies Are To Da MAXX
CountBot: Vote 3 for Sheesh. What Can We Do Then?
CountBot: Vote 4 for Anevil Cake Set TD On Fire.
CountBot: Vote 5 for Stupid Ugly Dog. It Is Dumb.
CountBot: Vote 6 for Should Have Had Us An Idea...
DemanusFlint: vote 2
iwpg: vote 2
SirDude: vote 2
Eric: vote 5
Kysle: Heh. What were you arrested for this time, Randy?
NessaChan: Oh noooooooooooo I messed up at the last minute
Sam: vote 1
Eric: cherry is gross
NessaChan: Darn.
Kysle: vote 3
10Kan: vote 1
TalkingDog: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 4
Randy: vote 5
CountBot: 10Kan wins 3 points for Cherry Pies Are To Da MAXX
CountBot: iwpg wins 3 points for Stupid Ugly Dog. It Is Dumb.
CountBot: Kysle wins 2 points for Randy's Last Rap Is No Good!
CountBot: Randy wins 1 point for Sheesh. What Can We Do Then?
CountBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for Anevil Cake Set TD On Fire.
CountBot: SirDude wins 0 points for Should Have Had Us An Idea...
Randy: My rhymes ain't the best buy I still try hard.
Kysle: Oh hey, I totally forgot that you play the guitar, too, when I wrote that.
Kysle: I was thinking, like I said, of arrests.
* TalkingDog couldn't think of a better idea than mushing two words together there. Oh, well.
LaZorra: TD: LOL. I was reading it as "Anvil cake . . ."
TalkingDog: I was waiting for a 3, *, 2, 4 to fit "set * on fire" in. Heh. I'm weird.
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 4, 5, 5, 3, 4. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Does Camou Fairy Tie Hair?
CountBot: Vote 2 for Many Great Games = UBT, Whoo!
CountBot: Vote 3 for Four Score (Fifty) Ant Bite.
CountBot: Vote 4 for That Gross Apple Has Hair.
CountBot: Vote 5 for Time Heals Wound, Man Says
CountBot: Vote 6 for That Kinda Sucks, You Guys.
CountBot: Vote 7 for What? Wendy Wants Two Cats?
CountBot: Vote 8 for Bold Taste, Saucy And Warm.
CountBot: Vote 9 for Some Girls Stole TD's Toes!
SirDude: vote 2
Kalimeris: vote 4
Eric: vote 6
iwpg: D'oh, miscounted. :-(
* TalkingDog falls over.
LaZorra: vote 2
DemanusFlint: vote 6
iwpg: vote 9
Randy: voyr 9
LaZorra: poor TD
Kysle: vote 8
Randy: vote 9
10Kan: vote 7
NessaChan: vote 4
Sam: vote 1
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 2 points for That Gross Apple Has Hair.
CountBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Many Great Games = UBT, Whoo!
CountBot: Randy wins 2 points for That Kinda Sucks, You Guys.
CountBot: Sam wins 2 points for Some Girls Stole TD's Toes!
CountBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Bold Taste, Saucy And Warm.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for What? Wendy Wants Two Cats?
CountBot: SirDude wins 1 point for Does Camou Fairy Tie Hair?
CountBot: Eric wins 0 points for Time Heals Wound, Man Says
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for Four Score (Fifty) Ant Bite.
Eric: Four score is eighty.
Kysle: Yesh.
Kysle: But that's six letters. :{
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 7, 6, 1, 5, 3, 3. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for To Correct Letter "A" Press Any Key.
CountBot: Vote 2 for In Austria, Though, I Found The Dog.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Oi! Letters... Alotta... I Guess... It's Bad.
CountBot: Vote 4 for It Doubles Points I Score And... Umm...
CountBot: Vote 5 for It Remains Cloudy, A Nasty Day, Ugh.
iwpg: vote 1
SirDude: vote 1
Sam: vote 5
10Kan: vote 5
Kysle: Oops.
Eric: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 2
Sam: "Aw, CuteBot animal! I rated..."
iwpg: "...six, yay!"?
DemanusFlint: vote 5
Eric: "In Ontario Canada, I [something] the ice"
CountBot: iwpg wins 4 points for It Remains Cloudy, A Nasty Day, Ugh.
CountBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for To Correct Letter "A" Press Any Key.
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for In Austria, Though, I Found The Dog.
CountBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Oi! Letters... Alotta... I Guess... It's Bad.
CountBot: SirDude wins 0 points for It Doubles Points I Score And... Umm...
: What's it got on it? Sound effects, right?
: Hmm....
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 6, 3, 9, 6. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for Satan's The Prettiest Daemon.
CountBot: Vote 2 for Tigers Can Randomize Stacks.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Spider Man Outsmarts Badguy
CountBot: Vote 4 for Cracks Are Dangerous, Beware!
iwpg: vote 1
DemanusFlint: vote 4
Kalimeris: Vote 3
Sam: "Cuddle the NessaChan, amours!"
NessaChan: :O!
NessaChan: vote sam
[CountBot->NessaChan] Your vote was not correctly formed.
10Kan: vote 3
Eric: vote 1
Sam: vote 4
LaZorra: [->Bots] Hearty men sledding: Wheeee!
Randy: vote 3
NessaChan: vote 3
NessaChan: oh, mine didn't show up.. :<
CountBot: Eric wins 4 points for Spider Man Outsmarts Badguy
CountBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for Cracks Are Dangerous, Beware!
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 2 points for Satan's The Prettiest Daemon.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Tigers Can Randomize Stacks.
NessaChan: I gotta stop messing up
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 3, 6. (1/18 accepted)
DemanusFlint: NC: Try harder!
[CountBot->DemanusFlint] Your submission was accepted, but in the future you can make your submissions private by prepending /b.
DemanusFlint: You can do it!
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for We Can Holler
CountBot: Vote 2 for I'm Not Hetero.
CountBot: Vote 3 for Do The Marioo!
CountBot: Vote 4 for NC: Try Harder!
CountBot: Vote 5 for I'm Not Ballsy.
CountBot: Vote 6 for To You, Dancer!
CountBot: Vote 7 for An Egg? Superb!
CountBot: Vote 8 for In Air, Flying
CountBot: Vote 9 for Hi! You Cookie!
CountBot: Vote 10 for I'm Wet! Grosss!
TalkingDog: COOKIE
10Kan: vote 7
DemanusFlint: vote 7
iwpg: vote 10
Eric: vote 7
Kalimeris: Vote 7
SirDude: vote 9
Randy: vote 10
NessaChan: vote 4
TalkingDog: vote 9
Eric: Ha ha I almost just voted on my typewriter.
iwpg: LOL
DemanusFlint: Again, Eric?
Eric: Sorry Demanus.
Eric: It is right there.
Sam: vote 9
LaZorra: vote 8
Kysle: vote 2
CountBot: iwpg wins 4 points for An Egg? Superb!
CountBot: NessaChan wins 3 points for Hi! You Cookie!
CountBot: LaZorra wins 2 points for I'm Wet! Grosss!
CountBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for In Air, Flying
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for NC: Try Harder!
CountBot: Eric wins 1 point for I'm Not Hetero.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for To You, Dancer!
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for I'm Not Ballsy.
CountBot: Randy wins 0 points for We Can Holler
CountBot: SirDude wins 0 points for Do The Marioo!
* SirDude couldn't think of a six-letter dance
Sam: Hrm. Rhumba?
Kalimeris: Hustle?
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 2, 5, 2, 3. (1/18 accepted)
CountBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
CountBot: Vote 1 for It Dawns On Her.
CountBot: Vote 2 for He Walks Me, Too
CountBot: Vote 3 for In Stash, My Gun.
CountBot: Vote 4 for At Eight, To Bed.
CountBot: Vote 5 for "I'm Great!" "I'm Not :("
CountBot: Vote 6 for He Wants My Egg?
CountBot: Vote 7 for I'm Great In Bed.
CountBot: Vote 8 for Mr. Small Is FAT!
CountBot: Vote 9 for I'm Going To Die :(
CountBot: Vote 10 for I'm Pizza Da Hut!
SirDude: vote 10
NessaChan: Ding dong man, ding dong, yo.
Eric: vote 1
iwpg: vote 8
LuckyWizard: vote 5
Sam: vote 9
Randy: vote 4
10Kan: vote 1
NessaChan: vote 5
Kalimeris: vote 8
DemanusFlint: vote 6
Kysle: vote 6
iwpg: vote 6
CountBot: Randy wins 3 points for He Wants My Egg?
CountBot: Kysle wins 2 points for "I'm Great!" "I'm Not :("
CountBot: SirDude wins 2 points for It Dawns On Her.
CountBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for At Eight, To Bed.
CountBot: Eric wins 1 point for I'm Going To Die :(
CountBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for I'm Pizza Da Hut!
CountBot: Sam wins 1 point for Mr. Small Is FAT!
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 0 points for I'm Great In Bed.
CountBot: iwpg wins 0 points for In Stash, My Gun.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for He Walks Me, Too
LaZorra: FAT
Kysle: FAT
Randy: DOG!
iwpg: FAT
iwpg: DOG!
LaZorra: DOGFAT
Kysle: FATDOG
Crystal109: DOG! hahahaha.
Nyperold: DOG!
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 5, 3, 5, 3, 8, 7, 2. (1/18 accepted)
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CountBot: Vote 1 for These Are Yummy, Mrs Johnston! Recipes? Mm.
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CountBot: Vote 4 for Never Run Afoul! Now, Everyone Escapes! Go!
Eric: vote 1
iwpg: vote 3
Kysle: Oh, digits don't count at all. Hm.
10Kan: vote 3
NessaChan: vote 2
Sam: vote 2
Randy: vote 3
LuckyWizard: vote 3
LaZorra: YUMMEH
LaZorra: vote 3
Kysle: "Again, you aren't fey. Hovering example is"
CountBot: NessaChan wins 5 points for Nessa Not Great Wit Counting Letters, Eh?
CountBot: Randy wins 2 points for There Was Never Any Response. Lurking, Ok?
CountBot: iwpg wins 1 point for These Are Yummy, Mrs Johnston! Recipes? Mm.
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Never Run Afoul! Now, Everyone Escapes! Go!
NessaChan: :D
: Yeah...gun shots...helicopter--
: Play that one.
: *push*
10Kan: WHACKETY-WHACKETY-WHACKETY
LaZorra: CHOPPITY-CHOPPITY-CHOPPITY
CountBot: Make up a sentence with these word lengths: 6, 3, 5, 5, 2. (1/18 accepted)
* Randy's brain doesn't want to work.
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CountBot: Vote 1 for Dimwit! She Didn't Think, No!
CountBot: Vote 2 for Decide The Cast's Fates, OK?
CountBot: Vote 3 for Muscle Man Randy: Sexxy, No?
CountBot: Vote 4 for People Are Human, Aren't We?
CountBot: Vote 5 for Hayley Can Solve Smart! Ok?
CountBot: Vote 6 for Jimmy's Not Happy About It :-(
CountBot: Vote 7 for "Boohoo! You Fetid Dweeb GO!"
Sam: Sexily, she cooks pizza. o.O
LaZorra: hehe
SirDude: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 7
iwpg: vote 2
10Kan: vote 2
Eric: vote 6
Sam: vote 4
Kysle: vote 4
Randy: vote 3
DemanusFlint: vote 4
LuckyWizard: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 2
LaZorra: [->Bots] Randy's hot guitar sings: La!
Kysle: Oooh, I was trying to do one very similar to 5 earlier.
CountBot: Eric wins 4 points for People Are Human, Aren't We?
CountBot: SirDude wins 3 points for Decide The Cast's Fates, OK?
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for Muscle Man Randy: Sexxy, No?
CountBot: iwpg wins 1 point for Jimmy's Not Happy About It :-(
CountBot: Kysle wins 1 point for "Boohoo! You Fetid Dweeb GO!"
CountBot: LuckyWizard wins 0 points for Dimwit! She Didn't Think, No!
CountBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Hayley Can Solve Smart! Ok?
Kysle: Also, I needed a comma in mine.
NessaChan: Kysle: I like the words "fetid dweeb" hehe
Kysle: Nessa: They often go together, too.
: That sounds like a helicopter, sure enough!
: It's coming from the hotel! These cables must connect to speakers somewhere...maybe in that secret passage!
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CountBot: Vote 3 for In Which Car? Can't Cybill Drive Heinrik's?
CountBot: Vote 4 for We Think Our Mind Cannot Think Straight.
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LuckyWizard: Argh.
LuckyWizard: I used a three-letter word instead of a four-letter word, and then got sameseconded on the correction.
iwpg: vote 2
Eric: vote 1
10Kan: vote 1
SirDude: vote 2
DemanusFlint: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 5
LuckyWizard: vote 1
Sam: vote 4
LuckyWizard: vote 1
Randy: vote 1
Kysle: "In fairy sky, soar chilly, jazzy --- pavement!"
CountBot: iwpg wins 4 points for No, Never Sit Atop Trains, Risky Business!
CountBot: Randy wins 3 points for We Gotta Get Away! Killer Walks Amongsts!
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for If Eric's The Host, Guests Drown Silently.
CountBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for My Uncle Bob Owns Eleven Hairy Piranhas
CountBot: SirDude wins 1 point for We Think Our Mind Cannot Think Straight.
CountBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for In Which Car? Can't Cybill Drive Heinrik's?
: So Buck didn't fire shots in the air at all. He played the effects from here, so the sounds would come from within the house.
LaZorra: Aww, I thought he was using the necessary.
10Kan: LaZorra: No reason he couldn't do both.
: Let's go back. It's time for this to end.
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CountBot: Vote 1 for Stupid Isas St Upiddoes.
CountBot: Vote 2 for Likely Plot: Is Murderer
CountBot: Vote 3 for Exiled! Lock Me Symbolic.
CountBot: Vote 4 for Cowboy Uses No Bathroom!
CountBot: Vote 5 for Dealin' With An Imbecile
CountBot: Vote 6 for Nessa's Cna't No Speeling.
CountBot: Vote 7 for Zorra's Seen Us! Scramble!
SirDude: vote 1
iwpg: vote 5
Sam: vote 4
10Kan: vote 4
Eric: vote 5
LaZorra: vote 4
Kysle: vote 4
DemanusFlint: vote 2
LuckyWizard: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 7
Randy: vote 6
LaZorra: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
CountBot: iwpg wins 5 points for Cowboy Uses No Bathroom!
CountBot: SirDude wins 2 points for Dealin' With An Imbecile
CountBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Likely Plot: Is Murderer
CountBot: DemanusFlint wins 1 point for Stupid Isas St Upiddoes.
CountBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Nessa's Cna't No Speeling.
CountBot: Randy wins 1 point for Zorra's Seen Us! Scramble!
CountBot: Kysle wins 0 points for Exiled! Lock Me Symbolic.
CountBot: iwpg wins!
iwpg: Yay!
10Kan: Yay iwpg!
LaZorra: Nice!
Kysle: Nice, iwpg
iwpg: LaZ: thanks for the inspiration. :-)
Crystal109: Congratulations, iwpg!
iwpg: Thanks all!
Kalimeris: Yay iwpg!
Randy: Yay iwpg!
: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
: Bravo.
: Is that all?
: What do you want me to say, Hayley? You figured it out. I underestimated you as an opponent. You've won.
: I've won? Is this some kind of game to you?
:
: Ohhhh. Yes, that's exactly what this is to you.
: Spot on. *smirk* I was as truthful with you as I could possibly be, you know, and not tip my hand. I really am a game historian from New York. I really am fascinated by the games people play, but I have long grown so tired of the meaningless way we play them. The human race has grown fat and lazy and tolerant of weakness. We play games because we're bored, not because there's ever anything real at stake.
Maryam: Oooh.
10Kan: I knew it! She's been turned into a crazed killer by murder simulators like Clue and Risk!
iwpg: LOL
: Poker for a few dollars, tennis for a title...that's as good as it gets. Most games don't have anything at stake at all but bragging rights that few ever even exercise.
LaZorra: hey, don't underestimate bragging rights!
: So you decided to play a game with our lives??
: I put my own at stake as well. Any one of you could have ended the game, just as you have now, by outsmarting me along the way. Cody nearly did, thanks to my idiot of an accomplice who couldn't have been clumsier about sneaking out in the woods.
NessaChan: Ohh, evil historian chick for the block
10Kan: The chopping block, I hope.
: But we didn't even know we were playing some sick little game. Hardly fair, is it? You cheated.
: Nonsense. You didn't know the rules, but I was hopelessly outnumbered. There are lots of games with asymmetrical rules. Everything from Craps to the children's game of Werewolf. There's a board game called Scotland Yard that I rather like--
Maryam: Heh, Werewolf.
10Kan: OH NO SHOOT HER BEFORE SHE STARTS TALKING ABOUT THE RULES TO GAMES YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF
: Spare me the seminar.
: *shrug*
: You're Big Red, aren't you?
: Right again. The Piper Downs job was my first game, you know. I'd pit my own wits against the whole security system of the racetrack. The stakes? Untold riches against decades of imprisonment at minimum.
Randy: Wait, are we wrapping up the story tonight?
LaZorra: I don't think so.
: The real prize, though, was a real affirmation of my own intellectual superiority. And the harder I made the job for myself, the greater that prize.
LaZorra: She's a psychopath.
: Why else do you think I recruited such a ragtag band of misfits for my team? Genevieve was a drug addict. Tyler was an idiot. Camille was a ditzy hedonist. Cody was a rash, hot-tempered killer with an attitude. Katie was weak, and it only takes one look at your sister to see how screwed up she is.
: *fume*
: *PUNCH*
: ...Ow.
10Kan: Punch her with a bullet!
NessaChan: and the fat man was.. well...
LaZorra: FAT
: Let's stick to how screwed up you are, ok?
: ...Well the point is, I could scarcely have made the job more difficult for myself. But my plan was perfect. It went off without a hitch.
: Except for the little matter of those guards that got killed.
: All part of the plan.
: You're sick.
: So then you decided to play a game of murder with your own gang.
: Sure, why not? It was unlikely any of them could have ever found me, but I'd left them all with a reason to. You see, I designed the plan so most of them never even knew what the job was, and the less they knew, the less they were paid. The lion's share of the 70 million was all mine, and they all found out how badly they'd been conned when the read the paper the next morning. *chuckle* I should have loved to have seen their faces.
: The two guys who were captured and imprisoned had to be killed at once, of course. That was easy. But for the rest, a new game. My life against theirs.
: I spent months looking for the perfect setting. Imagine my delight when I found this, a private island with a mansion on it. It was built by a paranoid eccentric -- a guy so afraid of human contact that living on a private island wasn't even enough. He had to have secret passages in his mansion and everything.
10Kan: And enough body fat to survive in a wasteland for thirty years.
: The original owner died, and I paid his successor a lot of money to host a party here. All he had to do was arrange the transportation, then join us later.
: He's the one that blew up in the helicopter, I suppose?
: Yes. Buck planted the bomb on his way over. I had the detonator in my pocket.
: His guests, of course, were my Piper Downs gang. I used whatever means I could to lure them all here. Those who didn't accept the bait were quietly killed. Katie saved me the trouble by killing herself. I suspected she would.
: Rrrr! She was my friend, you--
: Easy, Ramona. Let's let her finish talking. How did you know Matt would be coming? You used his name to get Cody here.
: It wasn't hard. Like I said, I was pretty sure Katie would kill herself. She was weak, and I made her blackmail letter especially frightening. Katie's death would steel Ramona's resolve, and Ramona had a sister who was dating a private detective. It was obvious, wasn't it? She couldn't go to the cops. But of course she'd turn to a friend of the family.
: I wasn't expecting you to show up calling yourself Katie, though. Ultimately it didn't matter, because I knew perfectly well who you were, but it was a nice idea just the same.
: Where does Jay fit in? Surely he wasn't involved in Piper Downs.
: No, he was my other accomplice.
Maryam: !!!
: What??
LaZorra: WHAT
iwpg: What??
10Kan: :'(
: Oh, not willingly or knowingly. He got a letter saying his great-granddaughter would be kidnapped and killed unless he did a few days' worth of work as host to a private party and kept his mouth shut about why. Then I had the owner of the island contact him by phone with the details.
10Kan: Oh, phew.
10Kan: Against his will.
Maryam: Ah, phew. And awwww.
LaZorra: Man, I was about to hunt Sam down if he'd made not only my cowboy but also Yoda a villain.
: You threatened his great-granddaughter??
Nyperold: Ahhh...
: Relax. She's fine. Jay did what he was told, like a good little boy.
Nyperold: So that's why he asked about her...
: Why him??
: All part of the game, don't you see? I had incompetent misfits working for me at Piper Downs. Now if I was going to pit myself against them, well, it just wouldn't have been fair to take on accomplices that weren't even more incompetent. Like a 99 year old man and the dumbest cowboy in the world.
: We know what Buck did for you. What did Jay do for you? Why bring him here at all?
10Kan: Hayley, every second you don't pull the trigger is a crime against humanity.
: To be your host, just like I said. And to keep the west bedroom free unless somebody insisted on it. But mostly to put you all off your guard. I couldn't very well have had you all turn up to an empty house on a desert island without raising suspicion, could I? Nor have the true owner of the island telling you he didn't know why you were invited.
: Jay himself had no idea what was going on, of course.
: Did you kill him, too?
: No, I didn't. I would have, of course, but no...he died all on his own. Must not have been able to take the stress, poor guy. *smirk*
: *smoulder*
NessaChan: >:(
Maryam: Rawr!
: Thanks for killing Buck for me, Ramona. It's always nice to have help.
: Rrrrr! Give me one second with that gun, Hayley. Just ONE second.
: How long have you been on the island?
: About two weeks. I stocked the secret passage, wired the iPod, learned the lay of the land. When you started arriving, I hid in the secret passage, mostly.
: After killing Genevieve and Tyler, it was time for me to make my appearance. So while you were all busy in the basement, where the helicopter wouldn't be seen and the muffled sounds of a recording might be mistaken for the real thing, I slipped out to the iPod, played the sound effects, then dashed down to the beach to pretend I'd just arrived.
: *scowl*
: *glare*
: I've heard enough. Somebody find something to tie her up.
: There's some rope in the basement. Here -- give me the gun. I'll cover her.
Kalimeris: ACCOMPLICE
: Here.
: *seething* So you think trying to kill my girlfriend and her sister is just some kind of a game, huh, Julie?
:
: You just lost it.
: BANG!
: MATT!
LaZorra: !!
: BANG!
: !
: BANG!
10Kan: His first mistake: aiming for the heart.
: Hhhhhhh...
Randy: DEAD
Nyperold: Not yet.
:
Nyperold: Okay, now.
NessaChan: :O
Maryam: THAT IS COOL
NessaChan: Not sure that was the best thing to do there Matterson.
End of Chapter 7

Maryam: Nice!
* TalkingDog applauds!
LaZorra: Nice cliffhanger.
Maryam: But there's gotta be more after this. Now I'm really wondering!
Sam: Tune in Wednesday night at 9:30pm EST or the exciting continuation!
10Kan: They have to get off the island somehow, and I bet Julie has a contingency plan for her own death.
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'UBT #4: Next Session, Wednesday, 2/20/08, 9:30pm EST.' by Sam.
Sam: So, in closing...
LaZorra: Yes??
Sam: ...I'd just like to say I FOOLED YOU ALL. You do NOT know how freaking paranoid I was about somebody figuring out that Julie was never actually in the helicopter.
LaZorra: LOL
Randy: LOL! Nice
10Kan: Yeah, you pulled one over on us.
Sam: You see everybody else in the helicopter before they arrive, but she just kind of shows up there, and I was SO NERVOUS that somebody would realize that. Because that would have given everything away.
LaZorra: hehehe
Maryam: Heh. Never even occurred to me.
Maryam: I feel a little dumb, but of course it's better this way.
NessaChan: yeah, I feel embarrassed--I didn't notice
Randy: That makes total sense...now
LaZorra: Yeah, it does.
Crystal109: OH MY GOSH.
* Crystal109 rules at the delayed reaction thing.
Sam: I was also nervous, although a lot less so, that somebody would figure out the significance of Camille using Julie's room. So I tried to make it look like the point was simply that the killer was gunning for Julie.
Sam: But if somebody had tied it with the fact that Julie requested the room she got, it would have been bad for me.
* TalkingDog suspected everyone, so that crossed his mind.
LaZorra: I was suspicious about that.
Sam: The main thing, though, was her arrival.
LaZorra: But I never tied it together.
Kysle: Definitely wasn't paying close enough attention to notice that she didn't arrive via heli.
Kalimeris: Wow.
LuckyWizard: The thing about Julie's arrival being without in-helicopter scenes crossed my mind too and briefly made me suspicious, but I dismissed it because there had been the sound of a helicopter.
Sam: LW: OH GOOD.
Sam: Honestly, the ONLY reason I added the whole sound system thing was because, at the very last minute, I got afraid and added it to avert suspicion.
Sam: I was going to just show Julie's arrival without mentioning that anybody heard any helicopter sounds.
Sam: In fact, the reason they wouldn't hear the helicopter would be because they were down in the basement.
Sam: But I just didn't think I'd be able to pull that off without people guessing. So I found a way to get helicopter sounds without the visual.
Sam: Otherwise I'd have just had Buck fire a gun in the air.
Sam: It's nice to know that all that extra narrative turned out to be necessary.
Kysle: Sam: I mostly (completely) didn't suspect her because I didn't think she was on the island for the first two. I also hadn't considered the possiblity that there was more than one murderer.
* TalkingDog has an alternate possibility in his head. He wonders if it's true...
NessaChan: I had guessed there was an undiscovered secret passage, but I didn't know who was using it.
Sam: Scores for tonight: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=4
* SirDude moved up to 4th. O.o
Sam: iwpg: that last win was important for you.
iwpg: Indeed. :-D
Crystal109: Still in top 20!
NessaChan: whee not worst place
Sam: One thing we're not seeing this UBT is any one person dominating the wins.
Sam: grem, ThePhan, and CP were all way ahead on wins, in addition to points, at this point in the earlier tournaments.
Zup has entered.
Zup: It's not over!?!
Zup: Or yes, it is.
Sam: DO NOT READ THE BUFFER.
[RinkChat] The message buffer has been cleared by Sam.
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Kalimeris: Poor Cody.
NessaChan: lol
Sam: LOL
Sam: CODY WAS A KILLER.
Kalimeris: SO WHAT HE WAS ALSO NOT-A-KILLER. Hmph.
NessaChan: Cody didn't deserve that
Eric: Cody kills his father.
Eric: And knowingly gets involved in what is BLATANTLY a criminal activity.
Sam: He killed his FATHER and wasn't even SORRY about it.
Kalimeris: But his father was evillll
Sam: So?
NessaChan: His father wasn't sorry about beating the crap out of him either
NessaChan: I say he was justified. :0
TalkingDog: If Luke killed his father, he would have made himself the Emperor's puppet!
Kalimeris: And Cody was mentally unstable, AND, he was wearing an awesome suit.
Eric: Is that how you like your men, then?
Eric: Mentally unstable?
Crystal109: Cody is COOOOOOOOL.
Sam: Man. Women like you get into abusive relationships with guys like that, because you won't look past his good looks.
Crystal109: He's like...the male version of Camou, okay?
Crystal109: Except not as sparkly.
Eric: Camou never killed anyone.
Kalimeris: He deserved some kind of legal action against him, but being shot because he figured somethin' out? Poop.
Sam: Cody was easily the most reprehensible character on the island except MAYBE for Julie. Julie was more evil, but also obviously a psychopath. Cody knew full well everything he was doing was wrong and just felt entitled.
NessaChan: Hmm, well I still like Cody. :)
NessaChan: He just had hard knocks, its nurture, not nature.
Crystal109: I still <3 Cody. So there.
* NessaChan high fives Crystal
Sam: I am actually seriously frightened by you two.
* TalkingDog considers killing his father and buying a suit.
Sam: TD: LOL
TalkingDog: Apparently that's hot nowadays.
Kalimeris: He was just fun to look at, is all, and he actually did try to logic his way through some of that. Being dumb and wandering off by himself, yeah, that was a stupid idea.
NessaChan: Well, I do tend to scare people. >:3
Sam: No, I mean I'm frightened FOR you.
Sam: I hope you don't use that kind of demented judgment on real people.
NessaChan: Oh Sam, don't be silly, I don't know any real people. :)
LaZorra: LOL


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