Ultimate Bot Tournament #4: Session 4
Sam: Welcome to UBT #4, Session 4!
Maryam: Whoo!
* Zup celebrates wildly!
Crystal109: W00T!
10Kan: Wahoo!
Sam: There's a small schedule change tonight -- instead of wrapping the day up with SnagBot, we're doing the MoleBots instead. The reasons are simply that tonight's story chapter fits better if we do that.
Crystal109: Yeah, I noticed it was changed around.
Zup: Heh.
Crystal109: At least Snag is still on a Friday.
10Kan: Are the molebots going to be murder-themed this time?
whitehelm: We whack the suspects?
* Crystal109 whacks Someone and murders them!
Crystal109: That'd be scary.
10Kan: Yeah. Forget I mentioned it.
* whitehelm whacks Cody
* Kalimeris gasps
* Crystal109 whacks whitehelm.
* Zup whacks the inevitable fake player.
: Good morning, Ramona! Gee willikers! This sure is a great breakfast! And look -- another apple!
10Kan: Apple is back! I was SO WORRIED!
Zup: Whoa!
NessaChan: don't eat it, Tyler!
Crystal109: Mm apple.
whitehelm: I bet it's another poisoned apple
Sam: Hang on a second.
Danger On Paradise Island: Chapter 3
Sam: There.
: Good morning, Ramona! Gee willikers! This sure is a great breakfast! And look -- an apple!
: ...
NessaChan: Poor Tyler Wyler
10Kan: I bet it's the original apple, taped back together.
: Did you sleep well?? I slept like the dead! ...I mean...
: ...
* Zup expects the doctor to be the hot chick. Or the cowboy.
: Too bad we have to eat breakfast in the dining room, instead of the breakfast room, on account of the dead body in there! But it's a smart thing to do. My daddy always used to say, never mix dead bodies and food. You could catch gangrene!
: Ok, I just lost my appetite. How about you take your stupid apple and your stupid teeth and the stupid words coming out of it and -- oh, let's see, how would you put it? -- 23 skidoo?
: Well golly, what's the matter with you? Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?? *gleam*
: I don't know, Tyler Do-Right, but somebody's going to get his face punched to the wrong side of his head if he doesn't shut up.
: ...
: Say, Ramona. Wanna take a stroll on the beach while the sunrise is still pretty? I bet you wouldn't be such a pouty face if we just got to know each other! Hey, we could sing songs! Do you know the ones that goes--
: AAAARGH! Holy crap, I just chewed you out, and you're still hitting on me! Unbelievable! Do you have any idea how EXCRUCIATING it is just to be near you and your stupidity?? Aargh! It feels like my brain just exploded and is leaking out my ears!
* Zup wonders why the guys are attracted to her, of all people.
: Do you see this? *spit* Do you see that hock of spit? Aww, I got it all over your shirt, SO SORRY! Do you see that? That snotty glop of spit has more value to the world than you do. There will be more people at its funeral than at yours. Spitting on you was an act of mercy. Now you're just a little less repulsive than you were before. Now stop talking to me. Stop blundering into my field of vision. Stop reminding me you exist, and THEN maybe I won't be such a 'pouty face.' Got it?
10Kan: Oh man, Tyler. Ramona is SO into you.
Nyperold: "So is that a 'maybe'?"
Zup: Wow.
Crystal109: They are so falling in love. Even if they die.
NessaChan: Ramona is evil
Crystal109: These are awesome insults. =P
Zup: She doesn't know how to put anything lightly, eh?
* Crystal109 takes notes for future use.
Maryam: Zup: To be fair, Tyler couldn't take a hint if you knocked him out with it.
Zup: This is prime Romantic Comedy! We'll see them fall for each other soon enough!
10Kan: Or we'll just see them fall.
: :-(
NessaChan: Poor Tyler Wyler!
: Fine. I get it. I'll go away. *leaves*
Randy: awww
10Kan: Heck hath no fury like an apple-man scorned.
: Unbelievable.
NessaChan: Ramona needs to go to Juvie
: What about after lunc--
: GO!
: Sorry! *leaves again*
10Kan: LOL
Maryam: LOL
: Morning, Ramona.
: Morning, Katie!
: What was all that yelling?
: Oh, nothing -- that Tyler idiot was coming onto me, and I put him in his place.
: Ramona, you've got to stop laying into people like that.
: What for?
: What for??
10Kan: Give them what for!
: Yeah, what do I care about the Dental Wonder Boy?
: You mean besides that he never did anything to you? ... We're supposed to be keeping a low profile here. You are neck deep in trouble, Ramona, but we came here anyway to try to get you out of it. We are right in the middle of the lion's den, and we can't afford to take risks. If you can't think of yourself, think of Matt and me. We shouldn't even be here--
: Then leave!
: No, wait--Ramona, that's not what I meant. I--
: When the doctor arrives, take the helicopter back. I got myself into this, and I can get myself out of it. *leaves*
: *sigh*
Sam: Our first bot is SearchBot!
SearchBot has been summoned by Sam.
Randy: SEARCH
10Kan: STARCH
Zup: SLERCH
Randy: STARK
Zup: SLEIGH
NessaChan: lurch
Crystal109: Not ChainBot, SearchBot!
Randy: Oh...
Sam: The key to this is to make sure you always notice whether the question is asking for the search term with the most results or the term with the least.
Sam: The bottom 3 answers actually score negative points. If you wind up with a negative score, it will be rounded back up to zero as far as the tournament is concerned -- that way people who play will never be worse off than those who miss the game entirely.
Sam: Unless there are questions, the game will begin in 60 seconds.
Sam: We play to 30 points.
Randy: READY TO ROCK
10Kan: READY TO LIGHT JAZZ
Nyperold: READY TO EASY LISTENING
whitehelm: Sam: What's your name again? I forgot.
whitehelm: Again.
Sam: whitehelm: Ramona
whitehelm: Sam: And while you're answering questions, who's the murderer?
Sam: whitehelm: You, I'm afraid.
Sam: AARGH! YOU TRICKED ME INTO GIVING IT AWAY.
SearchBot: Starting a new game:
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) 47646, (2) 63752, (3) 33702, (4) 21521, (5) 94894, (6) 10529, (7) 88515, (8) 81365, (9) 87644.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: 94894 (21,600) [+3] (Crystal109, Kalimeris, Maryam, NessaChan, Nyperold, Sam, SirDude)
SearchBot: Answer: 81365 (22,100) [+2] (iwpg)
SearchBot: Answer: 88515 (23,300) [+1] (whitehelm)
SearchBot: Answer: 63752 (24,700)
SearchBot: Answer: 47646 (50,100)
SearchBot: Answer: 10529 (61,700) (Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: 87644 (69,500) [-1] (10Kan, Randy)
SearchBot: Answer: 33702 (93,600) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: 21521 (146,000) [-3]
10Kan: :(
: Too bad about Genevieve, huh, Camille?
: Yeah. Oh, don't let's talk about that now. It's too frightening.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) Graciela, (2) Phoebe, (3) Vonda, (4) Geneva, (5) Lesley, (6) Idalia, (7) Cinthia, (8) Krystyna, (9) Rosina.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Idalia (203,000) [+3] (10Kan, Kalimeris)
SearchBot: Answer: Cinthia (249,000) [+2] (Nyperold, Randy)
SearchBot: Answer: Vonda (650,000) [+1] (LuckyWizard)
SearchBot: Answer: Krystyna (1,180,000) (Crystal109, iwpg, Maryam, NessaChan, whitehelm, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: Graciela (1,210,000) (Sam, SirDude)
SearchBot: Answer: Rosina (1,730,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Phoebe (7,960,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Lesley (8,040,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: Geneva (43,600,000) [-3]
NessaChan: d'oh, Idalia was my first choice
SirDude: NessaChan : Ditto
: So what brings you out to a place like this, huh?
: *giggle* You think it takes somethin' special to bring a girl out to a tropical island mansion?
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) 7141034, (2) 2094201, (3) 9114264, (4) 8089736, (5) 7008395, (6) 4289166, (7) 7654036, (8) 1462643, (9) 7697063.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: 9114264 (60) [+3] (iwpg, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, NessaChan, Nyperold, Randy, Sam)
SearchBot: Answer: 8089736 (71) [+2] (Crystal109)
SearchBot: Answer: 7654036 (76) [+1] (SirDude)
SearchBot: Answer: 4289166 (99) (10Kan)
SearchBot: Answer: 7697063 (117) (Maryam)
SearchBot: Answer: 7008395 (122)
SearchBot: Answer: 7141034 (193) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: 1462643 (281) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: 2094201 (310) [-3] (whitehelm, Zup)
Zup: Ick.
* Zup cannot get a point yet. He needs a strategy.
: Well sure, but why this one?
: You tell me first.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) twy, (2) ity, (3) gmt, (4) ybo, (5) mhe, (6) zjl, (7) vet, (8) ffr, (9) obb.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: gmt (205,000,000) [+3] (iwpg, Maryam, SirDude, whitehelm)
SearchBot: Answer: vet (23,700,000) [+2] (10Kan, Crystal109, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, NessaChan, Nyperold, Randy, Sam, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: ity (896,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: mhe (564,000)
SearchBot: Answer: ffr (500,000)
SearchBot: Answer: obb (353,000)
SearchBot: Answer: ybo (85,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: twy (41,800) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: zjl (32,300) [-3]
whitehelm: GMT
Zup: gmt was my first thought.
LuckyWizard: Mine too.
Nyperold: Yeah, but then I was lured away by an actual word,
LuckyWizard: What Nyp said.
Crystal109: GMT???
SirDude: Greenwich Mean Time
: *smile* A week ago, I was selling insurance door-to-door -- no kidding, just like in a movie from the 30s--
: *giggle* Aw, you're lyin' to me!
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) Selma, (2) Dorthea, (3) Fabiola, (4) Ok, (5) Tasha, (6) Kristy, (7) Colette, (8) Pat, (9) Davina.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Dorthea (157,000) [+3] (iwpg, Kalimeris, Maryam, Nyperold, whitehelm)
SearchBot: Answer: Fabiola (1,110,000) [+2] (10Kan, Crystal109, NessaChan, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: Davina (1,740,000) [+1] (LuckyWizard, SirDude)
SearchBot: Answer: Colette (4,070,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Tasha (4,630,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Selma (9,210,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Kristy (11,500,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Pat (66,700,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: Ok (266,000,000) [-3] (Randy)
Maryam: Ouch, Randy.
Crystal109: Randy: I hope you meant most. =)
Randy: DANG. I cannot read to save my life.
* Randy gets out the dunce cap.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) forelady, (2) nestle, (3) untruth, (4) redeeming, (5) semisolid, (6) emplace, (7) mucosas, (8) atomic, (9) cupellation.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: atomic (37,600,000) [+3] (10Kan, Crystal109, iwpg, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, NessaChan, Randy, SirDude, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: nestle (3,620,000) [+2]
SearchBot: Answer: redeeming (2,850,000) [+1] (Maryam, Nyperold, whitehelm)
SearchBot: Answer: untruth (249,000)
SearchBot: Answer: semisolid (197,000)
SearchBot: Answer: mucosas (85,000)
SearchBot: Answer: emplace (23,200) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: cupellation (9,480) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: forelady (7,230) [-3]
10Kan: BOOM!
whitehelm: Aww, I had atomic, then I changed
: Honest truth! Heh. And I knock on this old lady's house. Place was all run down. Weeds growing everywhere. Shingles falling off the roof. I already figure I'm wasting my time, right? I mean, she can't even afford to replace the rattiest looking welcome mat I've ever seen in my life. *chuckle*
: *giggle*
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) Rivera, (2) Anibal, (3) 8994, (4) chrisi1120, (5) 1060, (6) np, (7) yj, (8) enfeeble, (9) vf.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: np (24,500,000) [+3] (10Kan, Crystal109, iwpg, Maryam, Nyperold, Sam, whitehelm)
SearchBot: Answer: Rivera (12,400,000) [+2] (Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, NessaChan, Randy, SirDude, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: vf (10,400,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: 1060 (8,290,000)
SearchBot: Answer: yj (3,770,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Anibal (703,000)
SearchBot: Answer: 8994 (462,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: enfeeble (49,200) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: chrisi1120 (0) [-3]
: But I have to try, 'cause I'm a company man, and when they tell me to knock door-to-door on the dumpiest street in town, I do it.
* 10Kan salutes our lying detective/assassin guy.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) Marian, (2) Anastasia, (3) Chanel, (4) Jung, (5) Cristi, (6) Tami, (7) Angelica, (8) Polly, (9) Lesli.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Lesli (214,000) [+3] (10Kan, Nyperold, Sam)
SearchBot: Answer: Cristi (470,000) [+2] (Crystal109, Maryam, Randy)
SearchBot: Answer: Tami (3,910,000) [+1] (LuckyWizard, whitehelm, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: Angelica (12,300,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Polly (13,700,000)
SearchBot: Answer: Chanel (15,000,000) (Kalimeris)
SearchBot: Answer: Anastasia (17,200,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: Marian (20,200,000) [-2] (NessaChan)
SearchBot: Answer: Jung (48,200,000) [-3] (iwpg, SirDude)
SirDude: Ow.
iwpg: Huh.
Crystal109: Darnit, I was wondering if it'd be Lesli.
NessaChan: d'oh.. I changed my answer to Lesli at the last second, but not quick enough.
: Well I knock on this door, and this old lady comes out -- at LEAST twice as old as Jay--
: *snicker* And with a wart on her nose, I suppose?
: Oh yeah. Warts everywhere. Her whole face was one entire wart.
: *laugh*
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) grl, (2) pte, (3) zod, (4) trl, (5) bpf, (6) abo, (7) nnr, (8) tqb, (9) gdb.
Randy: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
Nyperold: Kneel before 3!
10Kan: LOL
Randy: hehe
10Kan: Unless you're a girl, then you CURTSEY BEFORE ZOD.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: tqb (92,500) [+3] (Crystal109, iwpg, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, Maryam, NessaChan, Nyperold, Randy, Sam, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: nnr (93,900) [+2] (10Kan, SirDude, whitehelm)
SearchBot: Answer: zod (421,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: bpf (531,000)
SearchBot: Answer: grl (683,000)
SearchBot: Answer: gdb (1,790,000)
SearchBot: Answer: trl (3,510,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: pte (10,800,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: abo (23,100,000) [-3]
: --and I get three words into my pitch, and darned if she doesn't have a double barrel pointing right up my nose.
: No!
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) 9250, (2) 9765, (3) 8109, (4) 2091, (5) 4590, (6) 1388, (7) 6232, (8) 3957, (9) 2435.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: 8109 (531,000) [+3] (Sam)
SearchBot: Answer: 9765 (542,000) [+2] (10Kan, Crystal109, iwpg, LuckyWizard, Maryam, NessaChan, Nyperold, Randy)
SearchBot: Answer: 3957 (924,000) [+1] (Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: 4590 (932,000) (whitehelm)
SearchBot: Answer: 6232 (1,340,000)
SearchBot: Answer: 2091 (2,030,000) (SirDude)
SearchBot: Answer: 2435 (2,040,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: 9250 (2,210,000) [-2] (Kalimeris)
SearchBot: Answer: 1388 (3,630,000) [-3]
SirDude: Sam - Nice.
Zup: I went back and forth on 8 and 2.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) juienx, (2) Enigma, (3) dnZ, (4) PenaltyShot, (5) Beasty, (6) Travholt, (7) Kysle, (8) Avalanche, (9) Grimm.
Zup: dnZ, lol
Crystal109: Who's dnZ?
Zup: Crys: flip and rearrange it.
Zup: Actually, just turn it upside down.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: Enigma (17,000,000) [+3] (iwpg, Sam)
SearchBot: Answer: Avalanche (15,000,000) [+2] (Crystal109, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, NessaChan, SirDude, whitehelm, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: Grimm (6,880,000) [+1] (Maryam, Nyperold)
SearchBot: Answer: Beasty (1,290,000) (Randy)
SearchBot: Answer: dnZ (85,300) (10Kan)
SearchBot: Answer: Kysle (11,200)
SearchBot: Answer: Travholt (2,690) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: PenaltyShot (562) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: juienx (1) [-3]
Maryam: Beasty. :-(
10Kan: :(
Randy: Maryam: I still have him on my friends list on LJ. I intend to never take him off.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) jaipj, (2) ywrae, (3) ryfhu, (4) rlmim, (5) hajiy, (6) cocja, (7) odxbx, (8) gohwd, (9) zrwjs.
10Kan: For these, I just pick the one that's hardest to pronounce.
Crystal109: I pick the hardest to type.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: zrwjs (22) [+3] (10Kan, iwpg, Kalimeris, LuckyWizard, NessaChan, Randy, Sam, whitehelm, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: jaipj (26) [+2] (SirDude)
SearchBot: Answer: odxbx (28) [+1] (Crystal109, Maryam)
SearchBot: Answer: rlmim (30)
SearchBot: Answer: gohwd (50)
SearchBot: Answer: ryfhu (81)
SearchBot: Answer: hajiy (105) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: cocja (228) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: ywrae (251) [-3]
10Kan: And it works!
: I booked it out of there like I've never run in my life, and the whole time I'm asking myself, WHAT am I doing with my life?
: *laugh*
: I said, I'm going online, find the most far away island I can. Someplace with no crazy old lady tourists, just sunshine and...great company.
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the fewest search results? (1) wallowing, (2) frankfurter, (3) sloganize, (4) sinicize, (5) pun, (6) debacle, (7) fishtail, (8) looking, (9) maestoso.
whitehelm: I/b 9
whitehelm: sorry
Crystal109: PUN.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: sinicize (2,790) [+3] (Kalimeris, Maryam, Nyperold)
SearchBot: Answer: sloganize (51,700) [+2]
SearchBot: Answer: wallowing (358,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: maestoso (470,000) (10Kan, Crystal109, iwpg, LuckyWizard, NessaChan, Randy, Sam, SirDude, whitehelm, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: fishtail (583,000)
SearchBot: Answer: debacle (2,800,000)
SearchBot: Answer: frankfurter (8,700,000) [-1]
SearchBot: Answer: pun (8,990,000) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: looking (996,000,000) [-3]
Zup: I sloganize everything I can.
NessaChan: well, that would have been my second choice
SirDude: That was my other guess.
iwpg: Gah.
: Mmmm, that's quite a story.
: So how about you?
SearchBot: Question: Which of these terms returns the most search results? (1) gyve, (2) repp, (3) arachnids, (4) federal, (5) cotillons, (6) journeying, (7) creaming, (8) ostracizing, (9) disorganize.
whitehelm: I'm curious, what do you do on the numbers, cause you all keep guessing the same one
Crystal109: Everyone else gave me advise on it, so I guess that's how I guess the same as everyone else.
NessaChan: I pick the highest number
Sam: white: Highest number that doesn't end in 0.
Maryam: wh: Lowest and multiples of 10 are more common.
Zup: Non-even, non-5s.
10Kan: Yeah.
SearchBot: Time's Up!
SearchBot: Answer: federal (228,000,000) [+3] (10Kan, iwpg, Maryam, NessaChan, Nyperold, Randy, Sam, whitehelm, Zup)
SearchBot: Answer: arachnids (1,010,000) [+2] (SirDude)
SearchBot: Answer: repp (865,000) [+1]
SearchBot: Answer: creaming (803,000) (Kalimeris)
SearchBot: Answer: journeying (705,000)
SearchBot: Answer: ostracizing (84,900)
SearchBot: Answer: disorganize (75,000) [-1] (Crystal109)
SearchBot: Answer: gyve (31,800) [-2]
SearchBot: Answer: cotillons (24,700) [-3]
SearchBot: Nyperold wins!
Maryam: Grats Nyp!
Zup: Yay Nyp!
Nyperold: Huzzah!
10Kan: Yay Nyperold!
Randy: Yay Nyp!
Crystal109: Congrats Nyp!
iwpg: Woooo.
iwpg: Yay Nyp!
Randy: I came back pretty nicely. heh
* SirDude came in last place. Bleh.
: Come on, I told you my story. It's only fair.
: *smile* ... *hesitate* ... *smile* ... Tell you what, insurance man. I'll tell you my story if you do one thing for me.
: And what...*scooches closer*...one thing would that be?
10Kan: Oh my!
: Take off that silly trenchcoat.
Crystal109: Eeeesh.
10Kan: Things are heating up!
: Wha-*chuckle*-at?
: Don't you know it's a hundred degrees out here?
Zup: Yay Southern hottie!
: All right, Camille. I--what's that?
10Kan: A distraction!
: *emerging from the hotel* Helicopter. Doctor is here.
: Boy, this island sure is popular, all of a sudden. Only jobs I ever did there for years was to bring the owner in and out a couple times a year. But a couple days ago, I brought this old Chinese dude out, and since then getting people there has been a full time job!
* 10Kan writes all this down in his detective notebook.
: That so?
Crystal109: COWBOY.
10Kan: HOWDY PARDNER
Zup: THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOTS!
NessaChan: SOMEBODY POISONED THE WATER HOLE!
: That's so. Course, I knew it was coming. The owner hired me for this job a long time ago. Sure didn't expect such a colorful mix of passengers, though!
Nyperold: Colorful as in sepia?
: That so?
: That's so. And now a real, live cowboy to top it off! Sure not usual to see cowboys in my line, and that's so, too.
Maryam: LOL
: Well, I shore 'ppreciate it, mister. Ain't evry day a man kin he'p out his fella man, pick up a little cash, and see such perty country, all in the same bargain.
Maryam: Where's LaZorra when you need her?
: Oh? You got business out this way? I guess it isn't that strange. When you own a private island, people come to you, not the other way around.
: Ah speck so, but this is diffrent.
: *shrug* Whatever you say, sir. Ok, here we are. Let me just set her down....
: Welcome to Paradise Island, doctor. I am Jay.
10Kan: He's not the doctor! He killed the doctor and took his place!
10Kan: Now he's on a terrible mission of vengance, and one of the guests is his target!
: Howdy, mister. Ladies.
: Hi.
: *appraising smile* Well...!
: *snerk*
: Pardon. Was expecting doctor, not cowboy.
: Oh, I'm your doc, all right, mister. Least for now. This here's a remote part of the world. There'll be a proper doctor 'n the law 'long later, but I was on hand when the message came through'n here ah am.
: *shrug* This way, please.
: You gotta name, cowboy?
: People call me Buck, miss.
Crystal109: BUCK?
Zup: Awww, Woody was my guess.
: Welcome to our li'l ole island...Buck.
: Jumpin' Jeehoshaphat! Aww, pardon mah languige, ladies. But this place shor ain't nuthin' like th'ranch back home, that's for shor.
: Hahaha. Wait till you see the inside. It's got running water and indoor bathrooms.
NessaChan: lol, I have a weird desire to know what these people are like in real life
Crystal109: Nessa: You and me both.
Maryam: Nessa: I know. It would be so awesome if one of them came to RinkChat someday.
: Hi! This our doct--oh.
: Yes. Is doct--oh.
Maryam: Hehe.
Zup: This our Doctor...? How do you finish that sentence?
Crystal109: This our doctor?
: Hello, doctor.
: Naw, call me Buck. Truth be told, ah'm jus' a horse doctor, offrin' what he'p ah can, till the real doc gits here.
iwpg: LOL
10Kan: LOL
Zup: So the hottie's the real doctor.
10Kan: If Genevieve has a broken leg, he'll rule it justifiable homicide.
: Just this way, please.
:
: Aww, now, if that ain't a sad sight. Pore girl. This apple was next to her, like it is now?
Kalimeris: the sideways pictures make me laugh.
: *nod*
: Well, lemme see....
: Cranial...bruising. Probly hit her haid when she fell.
: Her eyes...sclera don't show no sign o' poison....
: Trauma to the throat, though. Hmmm. *sticks finger down her throat*
10Kan: EWW
: Lookit that. Bit o' that apple.
Zup: ew
: Ew.
: That's it. I'm outta here.
: Well, it don't look to me like anythin' but she was eatin' this here apple, and a bit went down her windpipe'n got stuck. Heimlich mighta saved her, but ah take it she was all 'lone?
: Afraid correct.
10Kan: This is a clear case of Snow White syndrome.
Crystal109: Why does this feel like....yeah, what 10K said.
: *meaningful glance at Matt*
: *meaningful glance at Hayley*
Zup: I dun trust dis doc.
: We should wait for the real doc to confirm, though. You gotta big walk-in freezer or sumthin'? This body's gonna start stinkin' real bad if we don't move her somewheres cold.
Crystal109: Walk-in freezer? Ew.
: Downstairs. Will help carry.
: I'll help, Mrityunjay. You show us the way.
Sam: Five minute break! I'll tally the scores in the meantime.
NessaChan: dun dun dun
10Kan: Will the other girl be the doctor...or the law?
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=4
Sam: Kali: Nice! Second place!
Kalimeris: Yay!
Kalimeris: For now.
Randy: 4th! Woo!
Sam: Weird. Now the top *two* in points don't have any won games.
Crystal109: Haha, that's crazy.
10Kan: Jacks of all bots, masters of none.
SearchBot has been dismissed by Sam.
AcroBot has been summoned by Sam.
NessaChan: yaaaaay acrobot!!!
* Crystal109 sucks at AcroBot.
whitehelm: Me too.
Sam: Please welcome again to our Rinklywood Sound Stage......THE ONE! ... THE ONLY! ... WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZKiiiiiiiiiiid!
Randy: WHIZ!
WhizKid has been summoned by Sam.
Zup: WHIZZY
Crystal109: WHIZ!
Zup: Woot, Acro!
Crystal109: wk: I missed you!
whitehelm: WK: You can help me win, right?
iwpg: WK: HELLO
WhizKid: Huggable Environmentalists Lucidly Loathe Oranges
WhizKid: whitehelm: scrub trucks!
WhizKid: Crystal109: We should sell your bookcases.
Randy: wk: ACROBOT
WhizKid: All Canine Radicals Overwork Bland Ogresses Trickily.
Zup: wk: AGATHA
WhizKid: Assorted Gangsters Argue Towards Her Tub.
Zup: wk: CHRISTIE
WhizKid: Chimpanzees Hijack Rabies, If Stars Trudge Insultingly. Espouse!
Crystal109: wk: NEVER.
WhizKid: Crystal109: I think I broke neither mango.
* whitehelm has an idea
whitehelm: wk: Who's the murderer?
WhizKid: whitehelm: torture mayonnaise!
iwpg: WK: you mean the mayonnaise knows who did it, and it'll tell if we torture it?
WhizKid: iwpg: infect Zup's massage!
Sam: wk: WhizKid, it's great to have you back with us as a non-voting player in our forthcoming game of AcroBot. Have you any words to say before we begin?
WhizKid: Sam: defy this clothespin!
Sam: Yes, and truly, in our hearts, we hope that in the interests of world peace and personal freedom, we would ALL...truly...defy this clothespin.
10Kan: Down with the clothespin!
WhizKid: NessaChan: Let me bounce.
NessaChan: your bouncing is always welcome in my house, WK.
WhizKid: 10Kan: Stop being so innocent!
Sam: I think we all know the rules of AcroBot. Submit with the /b command. If by some freak of chance you submit the same acronym as somebody else, the first one only will be vote candidates.
LuckyWizard: WK: Hi!
WhizKid: LuckyWizard: You are trivial.
LuckyWizard: WK: :-(
Sam: The game begins in 60 seconds.
Randy: Arcobto!
Sam: Domo Ari-gat-o, Mist-er Arc-bot-o.
Randy: Domo
Randy: Domo
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym LCDN might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Look! Choking Death Now!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Let's Cook Dave's Noodles
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Large Canoes Drowned Napoleon
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Let Cody Die NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Lets Can Dance Now?
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Let's Calm Down Now.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for LuckyWizard Catapults Disheveled Noise
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Limpid Crystals Dazzle NessaChan.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Listen Closely, Dear Newbies.
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Look, Crystal109! Dull Night.
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Lewis Carroll's Dormouse, "Nettles"
Zup: vote 4
iwpg: vote 2
whitehelm: vote 2
Maryam: vote 2
SirDude: vote 9
NessaChan: vote 8
Crystal109: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 9
10Kan: vote 9
Nyperold: vote 3
Randy: vote 9
LuckyWizard: vote 2
AcroBot: iwpg wins 4 points for Listen Closely, Dear Newbies.
AcroBot: SirDude wins 4 points for Let's Cook Dave's Noodles
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Let's Calm Down Now.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Large Canoes Drowned Napoleon
AcroBot: Maryam wins 1 point for Limpid Crystals Dazzle NessaChan.
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 1 point for Let Cody Die NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Lewis Carroll's Dormouse, "Nettles"
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Look! Choking Death Now!
AcroBot: Randy wins 0 points for Lets Can Dance Now?
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for LuckyWizard Catapults Disheveled Noise
AcroBot: Zup wins 0 points for Look, Crystal109! Dull Night.
WhizKid: Nice job.
iwpg: WK: WOOOOOO
WhizKid: Women Outlaw Orts, Or Ogresses Obliterate Organs.
: *erk*
: *hungh*
: She's heavy!
iwpg: DUNGEON
10Kan: That's not a basement, that's a freakin' catacombs!
NessaChan: ooh catacombtastic
Zup: She's not heavy, she's your brother!
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym VMUD might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Valentine's Means Using Dough
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Vacuum My Unreliable Dungeon!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Verily, Misunderstandings Undo Domiciles.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Very Messy Underground Dungeon
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Very Muddy Underwear Disposal
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Vicious Murder? Uhoh, Danger!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Virtual Multi User Dimension.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Verily! May Underlings Die!
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Vampires Might Underground Dwell!
iwpg: vote 9
Crystal109: vote 9
Maryam: vote 3
Kalimeris: vote 4
Zup: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 1
Randy: vote 5
10Kan: vote 4
LuckyWizard: vote 6
whitehelm: vote 7
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for Vampires Might Underground Dwell!
AcroBot: iwpg wins 2 points for Vicious Murder? Uhoh, Danger!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Very Messy Underground Dungeon
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Very Muddy Underwear Disposal
AcroBot: Maryam wins 1 point for Virtual Multi User Dimension.
AcroBot: Randy wins 1 point for Valentine's Means Using Dough
AcroBot: Zup wins 1 point for Verily, Misunderstandings Undo Domiciles.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Verily! May Underlings Die!
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Vacuum My Unreliable Dungeon!
Crystal109: Zup: Heh. Verily.
Zup: Verily, I speak the truth!
whitehelm: I was going to submit 7 but thought no, thats too normal
WhizKid: I was thinking I'd do better that round.
: There. I reckon now she'll keep till the real doc kin look at her proper.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym BGBSN might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Blustering Guys Buy Silly Nightgowns
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Big Girls Begin Sewing Now
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Bots Go Ballistic Saturday Night
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Bot Games Begin Super Nights
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Big Green Boogers Scare Noses
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Business Genius? Bob Sold Nothing!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Be Good, Back Soon Now.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Big Guys Bore Sixty Nannies.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Better Get Bitter Sweet Nuances.
AcroBot: Vote 10 for But Good Boys Share Noodles
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Bandits Gloriously Butcher Squishy Neckties!
Crystal109: vote 4
Zup: vote 4
* SirDude couldn't think of a second B word
whitehelm: vote 4
Nyperold: vote 4
10Kan: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 11
* Zup couldn't come up with a funnier "n" word.
NessaChan: vote 1
Maryam: vote 7
LuckyWizard: vote 5
* Maryam has no idea what hers means.
Randy: vote 6
Maryam: But I was running out of time.
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 4 points for Bot Games Begin Super Nights
AcroBot: LuckyWizard wins 2 points for Business Genius? Bob Sold Nothing!
AcroBot: iwpg wins 1 point for Be Good, Back Soon Now.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Big Green Boogers Scare Noses
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 1 point for Bandits Gloriously Butcher Squishy Neckties!
AcroBot: Zup wins 1 point for Blustering Guys Buy Silly Nightgowns
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Big Guys Bore Sixty Nannies.
AcroBot: Maryam wins 0 points for Better Get Bitter Sweet Nuances.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Big Girls Begin Sewing Now
AcroBot: Randy wins 0 points for But Good Boys Share Noodles
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 0 points for Bots Go Ballistic Saturday Night
WhizKid: Eat my dust, losers!!
: Mister, if you don't mind, I'd like to see my room. Mebbe warsh up a bit.
Maryam: WARSH
: Of course. Will show to room.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym SIO might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Nyperold: CHEMBIO
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Shout It Out!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Supper's Icky -- Octopus.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Scrub It Off
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Save Incalculable Overlords
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Super Internets Online
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Stylish In Ohio
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Sam Is Outstanding
AcroBot: Vote 8 for See It? Orange!
AcroBot: Vote 9 for See? It's Ok.
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Sullen Insolent Oldtimes
iwpg: vote 2
SirDude: vote 7
Crystal109: Darnit! Same second-ed.
Zup: vote 3
10Kan: vote 5
TalkingDog: vote 2
Nyperold: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 1
Crystal109: vote 3
whitehelm: vote 9
Randy: vote 1
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for Scrub It Off
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for Supper's Icky -- Octopus.
AcroBot: TalkingDog wins 2 points for Shout It Out!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Super Internets Online
AcroBot: Randy wins 1 point for See? It's Ok.
AcroBot: SirDude wins 1 point for Stylish In Ohio
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 1 point for Sam Is Outstanding
AcroBot: iwpg wins 0 points for See It? Orange!
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Save Incalculable Overlords
AcroBot: Zup wins 0 points for Sullen Insolent Oldtimes
WhizKid: Aww.
NessaChan: WK: It'll be ok
WhizKid: NessaChan: I want to learn to scald.
NessaChan: WK: Never give up on your dreams
WhizKid: NessaChan: Please be less petty!
Crystal109: Okay, this is sad. I haven't gotten a point yet.
: I think I'll go for a walk, ok. Be back later?
: Yeah, whatever.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym BAALAR might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Boys Always Act, Like, All Rude.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Birds And Animals Like All Rinkies
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Bring An Apple, Loser! Apples're Rare!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Bite An Angry Large Apple Rod
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Boys Always Annoy Ladies At RinkUnions
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Barely Any Aardvarks Like Acting Regal
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Break All Adam's Limbs And Run!
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Beware Apple Accidents! Look Around Regularly.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for B A A: Lambs Are Rowdy
AcroBot: Vote 10 for By All Alarms, Luthor's A Runner!
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Bingo! An Awesome Line Assures Ratings.
AcroBot: Vote 12 for Butlers Amble, After Lobsters Ax Rags
Kalimeris: vote 9
iwpg: vote 11
conty: vote 11
whitehelm: vote 8
Maryam: vote 1
Randy: vote 5
Crystal109: vote 7
Zup: vote 1
Nyperold: vote 3
TalkingDog: vote 3
NessaChan: vote 2
10Kan: vote 3
AcroBot: Zup wins 3 points for Bring An Apple, Loser! Apples're Rare!
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for Bingo! An Awesome Line Assures Ratings.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 2 points for Boys Always Act, Like, All Rude.
AcroBot: iwpg wins 1 point for Beware Apple Accidents! Look Around Regularly.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Boys Always Annoy Ladies At RinkUnions
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for Break All Adam's Limbs And Run!
AcroBot: Randy wins 1 point for Birds And Animals Like All Rinkies
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 1 point for B A A: Lambs Are Rowdy
AcroBot: conty wins 0 points for Bite An Angry Large Apple Rod
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Barely Any Aardvarks Like Acting Regal
AcroBot: Maryam wins 0 points for By All Alarms, Luthor's A Runner!
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Butlers Amble, After Lobsters Ax Rags
Crystal109: Yay points! Thanks guys.
WhizKid: No fair! I was same-seconded!
: You know, Mr. Insurance Man. A walk sounds kinda nice. *flutter*
: It does, doesn't it? Shall we catch up with her?
: Wha--?
: *wink*
: Why, you! Such a tease -- you know I don't want to take a walk with her!
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym TBQMS might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for The Beach! Quick March, Soldier!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for The Babies Quit Most Styles.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Try Barbecued Quail! Mmmm, Scrumpteeyous!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Total Bot Quality Must Show
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Tom Boys Quit Masqueradingin Skirts
AcroBot: Vote 6 for The Bog Quells My Stomach!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for The Bots Quickly Make .... Stuff.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for The Breakfast Quintessential: Maple Syrup!
AcroBot: Vote 9 for The Big Queue Must Stop
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Totally Burned Quiche Makes Sadness.
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Ten Brothers Quietly Make Sandwiches
AcroBot: Vote 12 for That Boy Quilts My Scarves...
AcroBot: Vote 13 for The Bears Quickly Mauled Steve.
Zup: vote 1
10Kan: vote 8
whitehelm: vote 3
conty: vote 8
Nyperold: vote 8
Maryam: vote 1
iwpg: vote 3
Crystal109: vote 7
Kalimeris: vote 13
conty: vote 8
NessaChan: vote 10
Randy: vite 8
TalkingDog: vote 8
Randy: vote 8
Maryam: Someone's gonna nearly sweep.
SirDude: Of course, now I come up with a good one.
AcroBot: Zup wins 5 points for The Breakfast Quintessential: Maple Syrup!
AcroBot: iwpg wins 2 points for The Beach! Quick March, Soldier!
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for Try Barbecued Quail! Mmmm, Scrumpteeyous!
AcroBot: Maryam wins 1 point for Totally Burned Quiche Makes Sadness.
AcroBot: Randy wins 1 point for The Bots Quickly Make .... Stuff.
AcroBot: TalkingDog wins 1 point for The Bears Quickly Mauled Steve.
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for That Boy Quilts My Scarves...
AcroBot: conty wins 0 points for The Big Queue Must Stop
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for The Babies Quit Most Styles.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Ten Brothers Quietly Make Sandwiches
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Tom Boys Quit Masqueradingin Skirts
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 0 points for Total Bot Quality Must Show
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for The Bog Quells My Stomach!
WhizKid: 
Zup: Yay!
Crystal109: Cool, Zup!
Zup: Maple Syrup for the victory!
Zup: Maple Syrup for EVERYONE!
* Zup douses everyone with sugary goodness.
10Kan: Yippee!
: Mrityunjay?
: Yes, Cody?
: I was wondering if I could talk to you.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym EDDLTY might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Either Dartboard Dates, Likewise TalkingDog Yaps!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Even Dogs Don't Like Tofu, Yo.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Edgily, Donald Duck Lurks There. Yeesh!
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Escape Danger, Dumb Losers! Thank You!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Egrets Dip Down, Looking To Yum.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for "Eat Dog Doo," Little TalkingDog Yelped.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Everyone Doth Delight - Love Today, Yes?
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Ellie Does Dishes Later Than You
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Every Day Dan Likes To Yodel
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Everyone Definitely Dies. Let's Think, Yeah?
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Enter Dark Dungeon, Light Torch. Yeargh!
Kalimeris: vote 9
Crystal109: vote 4
whitehelm: vote 11
iwpg: vote 11
SirDude: vote 2
Zup: vote 2
Randy: vote 6
Sam: vote 6
Maryam: vote 4
conty: vote 6
Nyperold: vote 4
10Kan: vote 8
TalkingDog: vote 9
NessaChan: vote 8
AcroBot: iwpg wins 3 points for Escape Danger, Dumb Losers! Thank You!
AcroBot: Zup wins 3 points for "Eat Dog Doo," Little TalkingDog Yelped.
AcroBot: conty wins 2 points for Every Day Dan Likes To Yodel
AcroBot: Maryam wins 2 points for Enter Dark Dungeon, Light Torch. Yeargh!
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for Even Dogs Don't Like Tofu, Yo.
AcroBot: SirDude wins 2 points for Ellie Does Dishes Later Than You
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 0 points for Everyone Definitely Dies. Let's Think, Yeah?
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Edgily, Donald Duck Lurks There. Yeesh!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Everyone Doth Delight - Love Today, Yes?
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Egrets Dip Down, Looking To Yum.
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Either Dartboard Dates, Likewise TalkingDog Yaps!
NessaChan: vote 10
* SirDude didn't think he'd actually score with that
Zup: Anything that makes sense has a chance.
Randy: Anything funny has a chance.
WhizKid: No fair! My browser lagged!
Crystal109: wk: Oh, shush.
WhizKid: Crystal109: You are so opulent.
: Say what on mind.
: What can you tell me about the master of this place?
Zup: The owner is a man, right? The copter guy said so.
* TalkingDog wonders if Jay *is* like Yoda. He tells Cody Skywalker he'd take him to see Yoda, but he's Yoda all along! Except 800 years younger.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym WM might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Were Monkey
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Where's 'Mona?
AcroBot: Vote 3 for What Men?
AcroBot: Vote 4 for With Mallet
AcroBot: Vote 5 for What Master?
AcroBot: Vote 6 for What? Monkeys?!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for White Mage
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Why Me???
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Woot! MEAT!
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Whoa, Maryam...
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Will Marry?
AcroBot: Vote 12 for Whitehelm's Meddling.
Maryam: vote 5
iwpg: vote 7
Crystal109: vote 3
conty: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 9
Nyperold: vote 8
SirDude: vote 4
Zup: vote 5
Nyperold: vote 7
TalkingDog: vote 9
whitehelm: vote 5
NessaChan: Wiley'ol Mrityunjay...
Randy: vote 10
10Kan: vote 10
NessaChan: vote 10
NessaChan: I couldn't spell it fast enough
NessaChan: hehe
SirDude: Someone : Are hyphens considered word separators?
10Kan: No, you have to have a space.
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 3 points for What Master?
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 3 points for Whoa, Maryam...
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for Woot! MEAT!
AcroBot: SirDude wins 2 points for White Mage
AcroBot: iwpg wins 1 point for What? Monkeys?!
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for With Mallet
AcroBot: Zup wins 1 point for What Men?
AcroBot: conty wins 0 points for Why Me???
AcroBot: Maryam wins 0 points for Will Marry?
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Where's 'Mona?
AcroBot: TalkingDog wins 0 points for Were Monkey
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Whitehelm's Meddling.
WhizKid: No fair! I was same-seconded!
* Zup should have written "Well, maybe."
* SirDude wonders who'd've voted for "Who, me?"
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym MITHFV might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Mightn't I Try High Flying Victory?
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Mr. Ichabod Takes Heads For Vengeance.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Murderer? It's The Horse-guy, Foolish Voters.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Machetes Irradiate, Though Hoodlums Feed Vases!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Maryam Insists That Her Feet're Ventriloquists
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Maybe It's The Homicidal Female Visitor?
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Maybe, If The Host's Fairly Vauge.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Men In The House Fight Villains.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for May I Take Her Favorite Vein?
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Might I Thank Him For Veal?
Crystal109: vote 5
whitehelm: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 1
Zup: vote 6
SirDude: vote 7
conty: vote 5
Maryam: vote 6
Randy: vote 8
NessaChan: vote 2
Sam: vote 3
iwpg: vote 6
10Kan: vote 3
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 4 points for Maybe It's The Homicidal Female Visitor?
AcroBot: iwpg wins 2 points for Murderer? It's The Horse-guy, Foolish Voters.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for Maryam Insists That Her Feet're Ventriloquists
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 1 point for Men In The House Fight Villains.
AcroBot: Maryam wins 1 point for Mr. Ichabod Takes Heads For Vengeance.
AcroBot: Randy wins 1 point for Maybe, If The Host's Fairly Vauge.
AcroBot: Zup wins 1 point for Mightn't I Try High Flying Victory?
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for May I Take Her Favorite Vein?
AcroBot: SirDude wins 0 points for Might I Thank Him For Veal?
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Machetes Irradiate, Though Hoodlums Feed Vases!
NessaChan: Maryam has actually insisted that before.
Maryam: Nessa: Ummm... sure.
* SirDude suddenly thinks of a better one. Always ex post facto. XP
WhizKid: *sigh*
10Kan: wk: Don't feel so bad. I think atomic machetes are cool.
WhizKid: 10Kan: Why are you infectious!
: Why Cody so curious?
: I just.... Something's not right, and I can't figure out what it is.
Nyperold: I can. Ramona's the one getting hit on. 
Sam: Nyp: LOL. Hey, Ramona's a fine piece of womanflesh.
10Kan: Sam: I think she's a bit underdone.
Crystal109: She's not a piece of MEAT guys.
Sam: I think I'm going to ask Leen if it's ok to get a poster-sized blow-up of Ramona framed and hung over the bed.
Crystal109: Sam: Somehow, I don't think that's a good idea.
Sam: Crys: You're right, though. She's not just a piece of meat. She also has a charming personality.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym BDJT might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
WhizKid: Pal pressurizes tooth!
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Bikers Don't Just Train
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Boys Don't 'Joy Tights
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Benign, Detestable Janitor Thaws
AcroBot: Vote 4 for But Don't Just Tarry...
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Bull Doze Jack's Tenements.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Bring Dead, Jay, There.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Big Danny Just Tripped
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Be Diligent, Jedi Trainee.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Bill Destroyed Justin Timberlake
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Boys Don't Just Talk...
AcroBot: Vote 11 for But Does Jay Tell?
AcroBot: Vote 12 for Bouncy Dogs Jump Terrificly!
iwpg: vote 6
SirDude: vote 9
conty: vote 10
Crystal109: vote 11
whitehelm: vote 6
Maryam: vote 8
Randy: vote 8
NessaChan: vote 9
10Kan: vote 4
Nyperold: vote 8
Kalimeris: vote 3
TalkingDog: vote 8
Zup: vote 7
AcroBot: Zup wins 4 points for Be Diligent, Jedi Trainee.
AcroBot: conty wins 2 points for Bill Destroyed Justin Timberlake
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 2 points for Bring Dead, Jay, There.
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for But Does Jay Tell?
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 1 point for Boys Don't Just Talk...
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Big Danny Just Tripped
AcroBot: Maryam wins 1 point for But Don't Just Tarry...
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 1 point for Benign, Detestable Janitor Thaws
AcroBot: iwpg wins 0 points for Bouncy Dogs Jump Terrificly!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Boys Don't 'Joy Tights
AcroBot: Randy wins 0 points for Bikers Don't Just Train
AcroBot: SirDude wins 0 points for Bull Doze Jack's Tenements.
WhizKid: Smokin'!
: Regret to say, have never met owner of island.
: Well, how did you get hired to welcome us?
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym JOULYT might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Crystal109: I can't think right now. It's so depressing.
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Jump On Up! Learn Your Tricks!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Jukeboxes Optimistically Unbuckle Legendary Yarn, Tuesday!
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Just Outside Underneath Larry, You Tease.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Joyfully, Our UBT Looks Yippie Tonight
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Just Open Up, Losers. You'll Triumph.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Join Our Underground Legalish Yeti Trading!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Journey Onward, Underground Lies Your Treasure!
iwpg: vote 6
Kalimeris: vote 7
TalkingDog: vote 7
Randy: vote 5
conty: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 2
Zup: vote 6
10Kan: vote 3
whitehelm: vote 7
AcroBot: iwpg wins 3 points for Journey Onward, Underground Lies Your Treasure!
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for Just Open Up, Losers. You'll Triumph.
AcroBot: TalkingDog wins 2 points for Join Our Underground Legalish Yeti Trading!
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Just Outside Underneath Larry, You Tease.
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 1 point for Jukeboxes Optimistically Unbuckle Legendary Yarn, Tuesday!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for Joyfully, Our UBT Looks Yippie Tonight
AcroBot: Zup wins 0 points for Jump On Up! Learn Your Tricks!
WhizKid: No fair! My browser lagged!
WhizKid: conty: You are so orange!
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym CRBI might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Come, Ramona, Bring Ice-cream!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Comically Refreshing Bull's I.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Can Ramona Be Innocent?
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Curry Rice Brings Indigestion.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Cops! Run Bro! Ieeeee!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Cody Really Brings Interest...
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Catch Robbing Burglars, Inspector!
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Crystal109 Rarely Bots Ignorantly
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Cavemen Refrigerate Both Infants.
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Crybabies Really Bug Iwpg
Kalimeris: vote 4
Crystal109: vote 8
Zup: vote 3
SirDude: vote 3
Crystal109: But I have to say 8 is very untrue.
iwpg: vote 6
Maryam: vote 6
10Kan: vote 8
whitehelm: vote 3
conty: vote 8
TalkingDog: vote 7
Randy: vote 10
NessaChan: vote 1
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 3 points for Can Ramona Be Innocent?
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 3 points for Crystal109 Rarely Bots Ignorantly
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 2 points for Cody Really Brings Interest...
AcroBot: iwpg wins 1 point for Come, Ramona, Bring Ice-cream!
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Crybabies Really Bug Iwpg
AcroBot: Maryam wins 1 point for Catch Robbing Burglars, Inspector!
AcroBot: Zup wins 1 point for Curry Rice Brings Indigestion.
AcroBot: Randy wins 0 points for Cops! Run Bro! Ieeeee!
AcroBot: SirDude wins 0 points for Comically Refreshing Bull's I.
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Cavemen Refrigerate Both Infants.
WhizKid: 
Crystal109: 
10Kan: 
iwpg: 
Maryam: 
Nyperold: So freezy, a caveman could do it.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym RSSR might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Sam: RSSR was the acronym. Sorry.
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Really Sweet / Sour Rice
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Robes, Save Swollen Rabies.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Really, Sir? Sir, Really?
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Rarely Seen, Sean Roars.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Really Scary Stories. Really.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Really Suspicious Stuff, Recently.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Rinkworks Seems Surpassingly Remarkable
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Really Sadly, She Ran.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Run! Stupid Sot, Run!
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Random Silliness Sees Rollicking.
SirDude: vote 2
whitehelm: Ahh
iwpg: vote 4
SirDude: vote 3
Maryam: vote 6
Crystal109: vote 9
conty: vote 9
Zup: vote 5
whitehelm: I had that one
10Kan: vote 9
Kalimeris: vote 3
whitehelm: vote 7
NessaChan: vote 1
Nyperold: Maybe the trees are epileptic.
Randy: vote 1
AcroBot: Zup wins 3 points for Run! Stupid Sot, Run!
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for Really, Sir? Sir, Really?
AcroBot: SirDude wins 2 points for Really Sweet / Sour Rice
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Really Suspicious Stuff, Recently.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 1 point for Rarely Seen, Sean Roars.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 1 point for Really Scary Stories. Really.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Rinkworks Seems Surpassingly Remarkable
AcroBot: iwpg wins 0 points for Really Sadly, She Ran.
AcroBot: Maryam wins 0 points for Random Silliness Sees Rollicking.
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Robes, Save Swollen Rabies.
Crystal109: YES POINT.
WhizKid: Can't catch a break with this thing.
SirDude: Huh? I scored?
Zup: Yay!
: Arranged by phone. Man call. Say he wish hire Mrityunjay. Say he expect guests at island home but cannot be there to greet. So -- can I greet for him...serve food...till he arrive.
: A man? Did you recognize his voice?
: Man's voice not belong to anyone on island.
whitehelm: Yes, voice puts situation most troubling
Crystal109: Who was it in And Then There Were None? Uncle someone whatsit?
Sam: I don't remember his name, actually.
Kalimeris: Hey, yeah
Kalimeris: There was an AC game based on And Then There Were None, that almost reminds me of this
Kalimeris: Only because Jay was hired and knows not the owner
Kalimeris: Mr U. N. Owen.
Kalimeris: In the game, anyway.
whitehelm: which is based on the book
Kalimeris: Yes. The only difference was the ending.
Sam: And Then There Were None was of course the inspiration for this, but I'm trying (sometimes continually reminding myself to try) to diverge from that story in all but the general outline.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym YVPSMT might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for You Vote Poorly! Stupid Morons Tonight.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Young Villain Plots; Slits Man's Throat
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Yikes! Very Poisonous, Some Might Think.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Yes, Veronica Purchased Six Mats Today.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Yearly, Very Prudish Spinsters Might Teehee.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Yes, Voices Purge Six Men Tentatively.
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Your Veal Packs Some Mean Tornado
AcroBot: Vote 8 for You Very People - Someone Murdered Tonight
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Your Visitors Probably Suspect Murder Tonight
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Your Very Perverted Sister Might Touch
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Yummy Veterans Please, Since Monocles Tire.
SirDude: vote 1
whitehelm: bah
iwpg: vote 9
whitehelm: vote 8
10Kan: vote 2
Maryam: vote 9
WhizKid: Decompose like its sundial.
Sam: vote 10
Zup: vote 3
Nyperold: vote 10
conty: vote 1
NessaChan: vote 11
Kalimeris: vote 3
Crystal109: vote 8
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 2 points for Your Visitors Probably Suspect Murder Tonight
AcroBot: iwpg wins 2 points for Yikes! Very Poisonous, Some Might Think.
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 2 points for You Very People - Someone Murdered Tonight
AcroBot: SirDude wins 2 points for Your Very Perverted Sister Might Touch
AcroBot: Zup wins 2 points for You Vote Poorly! Stupid Morons Tonight.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for Young Villain Plots; Slits Man's Throat
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 1 point for Yummy Veterans Please, Since Monocles Tire.
AcroBot: conty wins 0 points for Yes, Veronica Purchased Six Mats Today.
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Yes, Voices Purge Six Men Tentatively.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Your Veal Packs Some Mean Tornado
AcroBot: Maryam wins 0 points for Yearly, Very Prudish Spinsters Might Teehee.
WhizKid: Yay! Points!
: But why you? Didn't you think it strange that some stranger called you up to do that?
: Cody...more complicated than that. Must excuse now. Need to prepare lunch.
: Sure, ok. Need any help?
: Thank you, but no. *bows*
: *bows*
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym SLMPG might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Super Luigi Might Play Game
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Seven Little Men Parallel Gnomes
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Sam Likes Multi Player Games.
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Silly LaZorra, Missing Playing Games...
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Some Ladies Make Patients Good.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Simply Let Mrityunjay Prepare Grub
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Stranger Likes Masochistic, Perverse Game.
AcroBot: Vote 8 for SirDude Lynches Maryam's Patient Geisha.
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Super Luigi Mario's Plumbing Gear
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Silly Little Margie Playing Games
SirDude: vote 3
Zup: vote 1
SirDude: vote 4
Crystal109: vote 4
10Kan: vote 4
Nyperold: vote 4
Kalimeris: vote 2
NessaChan: vote 6
Randy: vote 4
NessaChan: Poor Maryam's Geisha!
whitehelm: I forgot to put a space in
conty: vote 4
iwpg: vote 6
iwpg: vote 4
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 7 points for Silly LaZorra, Missing Playing Games...
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Simply Let Mrityunjay Prepare Grub
AcroBot: conty wins 1 point for Seven Little Men Parallel Gnomes
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 1 point for Super Luigi Might Play Game
AcroBot: iwpg wins 0 points for Sam Likes Multi Player Games.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Silly Little Margie Playing Games
AcroBot: Randy wins 0 points for Some Ladies Make Patients Good.
AcroBot: SirDude wins 0 points for Super Luigi Mario's Plumbing Gear
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for SirDude Lynches Maryam's Patient Geisha.
AcroBot: Zup wins 0 points for Stranger Likes Masochistic, Perverse Game.
SirDude: Thought so.
Sam: WOW, Nessa! NICE!
WhizKid: This sucks.
10Kan: Go NessaChan!
NessaChan: woo
NessaChan: Thanks :D
Crystal109: Nessa, that was amazing. =P
Randy: Good one Nessa!
NessaChan: thank you. :)
: *giggle* *splash!*
: Aaugh! Hey! Ok, you're asking for it.
: Noooooo! hahahahaha
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym GYMC might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
Crystal109: 10K's close.
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Got Your Murder Coming!
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Great. Yearly, Males Cry.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Gee, Ya'think Murder's Coming?
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Get Your Monkeys! Cheap!
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Grow Your Melon Crop!
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Gangster Yokes Musky Cults!
AcroBot: Vote 7 for God; You Mean Christ?
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Give Your Master Cash!
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Girls! Yo Man, Chicks!
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Get Your Mouth Cleaned
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Good, You Make Catchup
AcroBot: Vote 12 for Get Your Mittens, Cat!
conty: vte 1
SirDude: vote 8
Kalimeris: vote 12
conty: vote 1
iwpg: vote 10
Sam: vote 7
iwpg: (By TYLER!)
whitehelm: vote 7
Crystal109: vote 4
NessaChan: vote 4
10Kan: vote 10
Nyperold: vote 4
Zup: vote 9
Maryam: vote 3
Randy: vote 4
AcroBot: iwpg wins 4 points for Get Your Monkeys! Cheap!
AcroBot: SirDude wins 2 points for Get Your Mouth Cleaned
AcroBot: Zup wins 2 points for God; You Mean Christ?
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Got Your Murder Coming!
AcroBot: conty wins 1 point for Give Your Master Cash!
AcroBot: Maryam wins 1 point for Get Your Mittens, Cat!
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 1 point for Gee, Ya'think Murder's Coming?
AcroBot: Randy wins 1 point for Girls! Yo Man, Chicks!
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 0 points for Great. Yearly, Males Cry.
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Grow Your Melon Crop!
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 0 points for Good, You Make Catchup
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Gangster Yokes Musky Cults!
WhizKid: 
whitehelm: umm...I meant May
: Mmmm...I could do this all day. Lie in the surf! Tan in the sun. Talk to you. You know what the only thing missing is?
: *smile* And what's that?
Zup: DEATH
Crystal109: MEN.
Sam: LOL
Sam: Men aren't missing.
Crystal109: Good men.
Sam: Don't like Cody or Matt anymore?
Crystal109: Sam: You corrupted them both. =(
Zup: Or even Doc?
Crystal109: THEY'RE TOO YOUNG FOR ME.
Sam: Matt isn't.
Crystal109: Okay, maybe.
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym SOD might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Silly Old Dear.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Some Only Disappear
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Smear Outlaws December
AcroBot: Vote 4 for Sold- Out Deity.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for SirDude Often Dances
AcroBot: Vote 6 for Stay Off Drugs
AcroBot: Vote 7 for Sod Off, Dorkhead!
AcroBot: Vote 8 for Sent Orthodontist. Doctor?
AcroBot: Vote 9 for Soon One Dies!
AcroBot: Vote 10 for Scary Orange Dog
AcroBot: Vote 11 for Stormtroopers Of DOOM
SirDude: vote 11
conty: vote 6
whitehelm: vote 11
Kalimeris: vote 4
Maryam: vote 9
iwpg: vote 11
10Kan: vote 2
Zup: te 1
Crystal109: vote 9
Zup: vote 1
Nyperold: vote 11
Randy: vote 6
NessaChan: vote 7
* 10Kan was just a second too late with "Some one DIE".
* SirDude would've voted for that
Crystal109: 10K: Heh. I'd have voted for that.
AcroBot: Randy wins 4 points for Stormtroopers Of DOOM
AcroBot: iwpg wins 2 points for Soon One Dies!
AcroBot: SirDude wins 2 points for Stay Off Drugs
AcroBot: Crystal109 wins 1 point for Sod Off, Dorkhead!
AcroBot: Maryam wins 1 point for Silly Old Dear.
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 1 point for Some Only Disappear
AcroBot: Zup wins 1 point for Sold- Out Deity.
AcroBot: Kalimeris wins 0 points for Scary Orange Dog
AcroBot: NessaChan wins 0 points for SirDude Often Dances
AcroBot: Nyperold wins 0 points for Sent Orthodontist. Doctor?
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 0 points for Smear Outlaws December
10Kan: Darnit.
WhizKid: Aww man, I had a good one!
10Kan: wk: You and me both.
: A couple of...hmmm...martinis?
: Your wish is my command. Don't...go...anywhere.
: *giggle* Wouldn't dream of it!
Randy: She's toast.
NessaChan: DUN DUN
whitehelm: SHES GONNA DIE
Zup: DEAD DEAD DEAAAAD
Nyperold: Hmmm... I have a bad feeling about this...
AcroBot: Make up what the acronym IO might stand for. (1/18 accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
AcroBot: Vote 1 for Its Over.
AcroBot: Vote 2 for Incriminating Ooze.
AcroBot: Vote 3 for Imminent Opening
AcroBot: Vote 4 for I'll Order.
AcroBot: Vote 5 for Input / Output.
AcroBot: Vote 6 for In OBITUARY
Zup: vote 1
Maryam: vote 4
SirDude: vote 5
iwpg: vote 5
NessaChan: vote 2
10Kan: vote 6
WhizKid: Crystal109: Don't be stereotyped.
Randy: vote 3
conty: vote 5
whitehelm: vote 1
Crystal109: wk: I hate you.
WhizKid: Crystal109: You are snuggly.
Sam: LOL
Crystal109: wk: Awww.
AcroBot: Maryam wins 3 points for Input / Output.
AcroBot: Randy wins 2 points for Its Over.
AcroBot: 10Kan wins 1 point for Imminent Opening
AcroBot: whitehelm wins 1 point for In OBITUARY
AcroBot: WhizKid wins 1 point for Incriminating Ooze.
AcroBot: Zup wins 1 point for I'll Order.
AcroBot: 10Kan wins!
Zup: Yay 10kan!
10Kan: Wahoo!
Maryam: YAY 10KAN
Crystal109: YES 10KAN.
Zup: I needed one more to tie!
iwpg: Yay for the 10K!
10Kan: That was a close one.
Randy: Yay 10Kan!
Zup: That was close.
* whitehelm thought 10kan submitted Its Over.
* Zup did too.
whitehelm: That would've been really funny
iwpg: (I submitted the same thing as Randy, hrmph.)
SirDude: Randy stole my submission! XP
iwpg: Haha, really?
: Heavens to Betsy. What a view!
: There you are.
: Hi, Katie! Isn't this just a swell view?
: Yes, Tyler. It's swell.
10Kan: It's even more perfect when you have an apple to share it with.
Maryam: 10K: LOL
10Kan: Maryam: I can't help but see the apple as Tyler's Weighted Companion Cube-analogue.
: Person could get to like this kind of life! Great meals prepared for you. Cushy beds. Sun shining every single day! Of course, too much sun is bad for you, you know.
NessaChan: Tyler Wyler's a cutie Pie-ler
iwpg: PIE
: Sure, I know.
: A person should get just enough sun to whiten the teeth and no more. That's why I always keep my lips open when I'm outside!
Maryam: Hehehe.
NessaChan: lol
Sam: Later, WhizKid.
WhizKid has been dismissed by Sam.
: Tyler, I'm sorry about Ramona. She's...high strung.
: Aw, shucks, Katie, that's groovy of you to say. Swell, I mean. Golly, listen to me, picking up new slang like that. Sometimes I talk so I don't even recognize myself!
Maryam: LOL
10Kan: LOL
: *smile* So of all the places in the world, what brings you to this island?
: *darkening* Well, that's sort of a long story, you know. Kind of embarrassing, really.
: I see. Well, you don't have to tell me anything you don't want to. Everybody's got to have secrets, you know.
10Kan: Oh boy do they EVER.
: Aw, gosh, you're real nice, Miss Katie.
: Thanks.
Crystal109: Someone has to DIE NOW.
Nyperold: *shove*
* Zup submits that one of the two idiots is dead.
Zup: Tyler or Southern Hotty.
Randy: I'm waiting for Tyler to go all Psycho. heh
: You're nice too, Tyler. And you know what? I don't think there's anything you could ever say to me to make me change my mind.
: *blush* Awww, you don't mean that.
: I do!
: Well...but how do you know what I could tell you? Oh, I know I look like a good guy with fine hygiene and all, and I try to be, but -- well, you may not believe this, but I have done some right terrible things in my life!
: No!
: Yes! You take right now, for instance. You probably think I'm an innocent tourist on vacation, but I'm not. To tell you the truth, why, I'm hiding out here!
: Hiding out? I don't believe it. From whom? Oh...I think I see. I bet it's a girl. Has to be, handsome as you are. Some girl back home want to tie you down?
10Kan: With dental floss.
: Aw, shucks! *blush-laugh* Golly, why...why, no, Miss Katie. No, like I said, you wouldn't believe it -- I've done a terrible thing, and, well, let's just say if they catch me, it's.......
: Yes, Tyler?
10Kan: She's wearing a wire under all those freckles.
Maryam: 10K: Er... ouch?
: I think I better stop talking, Miss Katie. I'd like to tell you -- it feels good to talk about it, and you're so nice -- but I don't know. I better think about it. Y-you understand, don't you?
: Sure, Tyler. I understand. And I know what you mean about how it feels good to talk about things. Hey, anytime you want to talk, you just say the word, ok? I'm a real good listener.
* Zup is always intrigued by how engrossed he gets in Sam's puppet shows.
Crystal109: Zup: Me too!
10Kan: Are you captivated by your intrigue at the engrossing too?
: *blush* Why, thanks a lot, Miss Katie.... Now...I think if you don't mind, I'd like to be alone for a little while.
Crystal109: I bet Tyler's going to die.
: Sure. See you at lunch, huh?
: It's a date. ...I mean! Uh! Not like a real d--
: It's a date. *wave*...*leaves*
: ...
: Sure is quite a view.
Nyperold: And the ocean's pretty, too.
: Hey, who's there? Katie? Oh, gosh...hi!
: What are--wh--wh--WHAT ARE YOU DOI------NO--!
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
NessaChan: NO!
TalkingDog: "You made me drop my apple!"
Zup: I won't believe he's fallen until I see the Xs of his eyes!
iwpg: LOL
Kalimeris: Hahahaha
Maryam: TD: LOL LOL
Zup: HEH
Crystal109: TD: LOL
conty: lol
10Kan: TD: LOL
Sam: Five minute break!
Randy: D'oh!
Crystal109: Sam: EVIL.
Eric: Oh, great. I come in just as it's going to commercial.
10Kan: He was clearly greeting someone else!
10Kan: You don't say "Oh gosh, hi!" To someone who left you a matter of seconds ago.
Kalimeris: I bet Tyler Wyler's hiding out because he forgot to brush his teeth one night.
Maryam: Kali: hahaha
* Zup is anxiously awaiting the end of this cliffhanger...literally!
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=4
Sam: Wow! Now the top FOUR scorers have not won a single game among them!
Maryam: Sam: Wow.
Zup: Hey! I moved up to position 10!
10Kan: Heh-hey! That game moved me from tenth to fifth!
Sam: Wow. We're actually going to finish at a comparatively decent hour tonight.
Sam: Our last competitive event for tonight is the MoleBot trilogy! Most of you probably already know how this works. We play MoleBot, KickMoleBot, and SinbadBot back-to-back to 10 points each. After they're all done, your points are added up, and that's your score for the single "MoleBots" event.
Crystal109: MOLEBOTS YES.
Sam: Because of the way this works, it's possible that the winner of the MoleBots event may not even have a full 30 points and in fact may not have won any of the three individual games. That's just how it works.
Sam: Let's begin with the regular vanilla MoleBot.
Nyperold: There should be a French vanilla MoleBot.
MoleBot has been summoned by Sam.
AcroBot has been dismissed by Sam.
Sam: Game begins in 60 seconds.
MoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack randy
Zup: whack randy
MoleBot: Crystal109 whomps Randy with a tuba. Score!
Kalimeris: whack randy
Maryam: whack randy
10Kan: whack randy
iwpg: whack rqandy
Randy: whack randy
NessaChan: whack Randy
SirDude: whack randy
conty: whack randy
MoleBot: Zup pops out of the ground.
Randy: dang
Crystal109: whack zup
MoleBot: Crystal109 swats Zup with a sofa. Score!
whitehelm: whack Zup
10Kan: whack zup
iwpg: whack zup
Maryam: whack zup
conty: whack zup
Randy: whack zup
SirDude: whack zup
Kalimeris: whack zup
MoleBot: Sam pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack sam
SirDude: whack sam
Eric: whack sam
iwpg: whack sam
10Kan: whack sam
Randy: whack sam
Maryam: whack sam
MoleBot: whitehelm pelts Sam with a saw. Score!
Zup: whack sam
conty: whack sam
Crystal109: whack sam
NessaChan: Whack sam
MoleBot: Zup pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
whitehelm: whack zup
Kalimeris: whack zup
Crystal109: whack zup
10Kan: whack zup
Zup: whack zup
SirDude: whack cup
Maryam: whack zup
MoleBot: whitehelm thumps Zup with a sack of wet mice. Bonus score!
Randy: whack Zup
iwpg: whack zup
conty: whack aup
MoleBot: NessaChan pops out of the ground.
NessaChan: my connection makes this game impossible hehe
Kalimeris: whack nessachan
Crystal109: whack nessachan
MoleBot: Kalimeris beats up NessaChan with a moose. Score!
conty: whack nessachan
Zup: whack nessachan
Maryam: whack nessacha
iwpg: whack nessachan
10Kan: wahck nessachan
NessaChan: whack NessaChan
Randy: whack nesachan
SirDude: whack nessachan
NessaChan: ow
MoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack maryam
Crystal109: whack maryam
Randy: whack maryam
10Kan: whack maryam
Kalimeris: whack maryam
Zup: whack maryam
Maryam: whack maryam
SirDude: whack maryam
iwpg: whack maryam
MoleBot: whitehelm whoops Maryam with nanobots. Score!
conty: whack maryam
NessaChan: whack maryam
MoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
MoleBot: iwpg escapes safely underground.
whitehelm: whack iwpg
MoleBot: NessaChan pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack nesschan
SirDude: whack nessachan
10Kan: whack nessachan
MoleBot: SirDude pounds NessaChan in the neck with a cannonball. Score!
iwpg: whack nessachan
Randy: whack nessachan
Kalimeris: whack nessachan
whitehelm: whack nessachan
conty: whack nessachan
NessaChan: ow
MoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack maryam
Kalimeris: whack maryam
iwpg: whack maryam
Crystal109: whack maryam
MoleBot: whitehelm clocks Maryam with a porcupine. Score!
Maryam: whack maryam
Randy: whack maryam
NessaChan: whack maryam
10Kan: whack maryam
conty: whack maryam
SirDude: whack maryam
MoleBot: 10Kan pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
10Kan: whack 10kan
Crystal109: whack 10kjan
Randy: whack 10kan
iwpg: whack 10kan
conty: whack 10kan
Kalimeris: whack 10kan
Maryam: whack 10kan
NessaChan: whack crystal109
Crystal109: whack 10kan
whitehelm: whack 10kan
MoleBot: 10Kan smacks 10Kan with a telephone pole. Bonus ouch!
SirDude: whack 10kan
10Kan: Ha!
MoleBot: Sam pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack sam
whitehelm: whack sam
SirDude: whack sam
iwpg: whack sma
Randy: whack sam
MoleBot: Crystal109 bats Sam with a cannonball. Score!
Maryam: whack sam
Kalimeris: whack sam
conty: whack sam
10Kan: ...Ow.
Nyperold: whack Crystal109
MoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
Zup: What's the difference between a normal round and a bonus round?
SirDude: whack iwpg
Crystal109: whack iwpg
iwpg: whack iwpg
MoleBot: SirDude thwacks iwpg with a piano. Score!
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
whitehelm: whack iwpg
Zup: whack iwpg
Randy: whack iwpg
10Kan: whack iwpg
conty: whack iwpg
Maryam: whack iwpg
Nyperold: 1 pouint
NessaChan: whack nyperold
MoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack conty
Crystal109: whack conty
whitehelm: whack conty
conty: whack conty
MoleBot: Kalimeris smashes conty in the neck with a pot of hot coffee. Score!
Randy: whack conty
iwpg: whack conty
10Kan: whack conty
Maryam: whack conty
MoleBot: SirDude pops out of the ground.
conty: whack sirdude
Crystal109: whack sirdude
MoleBot: conty hits SirDude in the gut with a steam engine. Score!
iwpg: whack sirdude
10Kan: whack sirdude
Maryam: whack sirdude
Kalimeris: whack sirdude
Randy: whack sirdude
NessaChan: whack kalimeris
SirDude: whack sirdud
MoleBot: 10Kan pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack 10kan
MoleBot: Crystal109 slaps 10Kan in the gut with a steam engine. Score!
SirDude: Ow.
Kalimeris: whack 10kan
10Kan: whack 10kan
iwpg: whack 10kan
Randy: whack 10kan
NessaChan: okay, so my lag strategy isn't working
MoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack maryam
Maryam: whack maryam
10Kan: whack maryam
whitehelm: whack maryma
Crystal109: whack maryam
MoleBot: Kalimeris slugs Maryam with a sack of wet mice. Score!
NessaChan: whack maryam
iwpg: whack maryam
SirDude: whack maryam
Randy: whack maryam
MoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: I was wondering why you were whackin' me
10Kan: whack iwpg
iwpg: whack iwpg
whitehelm: whack iwph
Randy: whack iwpg
Crystal109: whack iwpg
MoleBot: 10Kan whacks iwpg with noodly glop. Score!
NessaChan: whack sam
conty: whack crystal109
10Kan: Finally!
MoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack randy
Kalimeris: whack randy
iwpg: whack randy
Randy: whack randy
MoleBot: whitehelm blasts Randy with a frozen side of beef. Score!
Maryam: whack randy
10Kan: whack rnady
Crystal109: whack randy
MoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack randy
iwpg: whack randy
Kalimeris: whack randy
Randy: whack randy
Crystal109: whack randy
MoleBot: whitehelm bonks Randy with a rock. Score!
10Kan: whack randy
Maryam: whack randy
MoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack randy
MoleBot: Crystal109 smashes Randy with a giant bunny rabbit. Score!
Kalimeris: whack randy
NessaChan: whack iwpg
10Kan: whack randy
Maryam: whack randy
iwpg: whack randy
Randy: whack randy
whitehelm: whack randy
Randy: DANG
MoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
whitehelm: whack iwpg
Maryam: whack iwpg
NessaChan: whack whitehelm
MoleBot: Kalimeris thumps iwpg with a piano. Score!
iwpg: whack iwpg
Crystal109: whack iwpg
10Kan: when will you learn, randy?
SirDude: whack iwpg
Randy: whack iwpg
NessaChan: whack sirdude
MoleBot: Zup pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack zup
Kalimeris: whack zup
10Kan: whack zup
whitehelm: whack zup
MoleBot: Crystal109 clobbers Zup in the gut with a radiator. Score!
iwpg: whack zup
Maryam: whack zup
MoleBot: TalkingDog pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack talkingdog
MoleBot: Kalimeris flogs TalkingDog with a two by four. Score!
whitehelm: whack talkingdog
Randy: whack talkingdog
Crystal109: whack talkingdog
Sam: Oh man, I love the whack lines. Beat in the neck with a cannonball...awesome.
MoleBot: Nyperold pops out of the ground.
NessaChan: whack nyperold
Crystal109: whack nyperold
MoleBot: NessaChan belts Nyperold in the face with an oven. Score!
10Kan: whack nyperold
whitehelm: whack nyperold
Kalimeris: whack nyperold
Crystal109: Nice, Nessa.
MoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack randy
iwpg: whack randy
MoleBot: Kalimeris belts Randy with a rake. Score!
Crystal109: whack randy
Maryam: whack randy
10Kan: whack randy
NessaChan: haha my random guess strategy finally worked
MoleBot: NessaChan pops out of the ground.
MoleBot: NessaChan escapes safely underground.
SirDude: whack nessachan
iwpg: whack nessachan
Kalimeris: whack nessachan
Randy: whack nessachan
10Kan: whack nessachan
Maryam: whack nessachan
Crystal109: whack nessachan
MoleBot: Nyperold pops out of the ground.
10Kan: whack nyperold
Maryam: whack nyperold
SirDude: Bleh
Kalimeris: whack nyperold
whitehelm: whack nyperold
iwpg: whack nyperold
MoleBot: 10Kan smashes Nyperold with a steamroller. Score!
Crystal109: whack nyperold
NessaChan: whack crystal109
MoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
iwpg: whack iwpg
Maryam: whack iwpg
10Kan: whack iwpg
Randy: whack ispg
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
Crystal109: whack iwpg
MoleBot: iwpg pounds iwpg with a refrigerator. Ouch!
iwpg: Grrr.
MoleBot: Zup pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack zup
SirDude: whack zup
iwpg: whack zup
Kalimeris: whack zup
Randy: whack zup
Crystal109: whack zup
10Kan: whack zup
MoleBot: whitehelm pounds Zup with a piano. Score!
Zup: whack crystal109
Maryam: whack zup
Sam: Bonus rounds score 2 points, while regular rounds only score 1.
MoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
iwpg: whack randy
Crystal109: whack randy
10Kan: whack randy
MoleBot: iwpg punches Randy in the face with biosolids. Score!
Kalimeris: whack randy
Randy: whack randy
whitehelm: whack rnadhy
NessaChan: whack iwpg
iwpg: Yay!
MoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
10Kan: whack kalimeris
Maryam: whack kalimeris
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack kalimeris
Randy: whack kalimeris
SirDude: whack kalimerios
MoleBot: Kalimeris hammers Kalimeris with a streetlight. Ouch!
whitehelm: whack kalimeris
NessaChan: whack 10kan
MoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
Maryam: whack iwpg
10Kan: whack iwpg
Crystal109: whack iwpg
MoleBot: Maryam beats iwpg with a can of ginger ale. Score!
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
whitehelm: whack iwpg
iwpg: whack uiwpg
Randy: whack iwpg
MoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
whitehelm: whack kalimaeri
MoleBot: Crystal109 hits Kalimeris with a block of dry ice. Score!
Maryam: Man, finally.
Randy: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack kalimeris
10Kan: whack kalimeris
NessaChan: whack conty
Zup: Waiting for Crystal has been a waste of time.
MoleBot: Nyperold pops out of the ground.
iwpg: whack nyperold
Crystal109: LOL
MoleBot: iwpg busts Nyperold with an oil drum. Score!
Maryam: whack nyperold
NessaChan: whack whitehelm
Kalimeris: whack nyperold
whitehelm: whack nyperold
Randy: whack nyeprold
Crystal109: whack nyperold
iwpg: Yay again!
Maryam: Zup: Got her name in the clipboard?
MoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack randy
Maryam: whack randy
whitehelm: whack ranyd
Randy: whack randy
MoleBot: Kalimeris socks Randy with a bag of tacks. Score!
iwpg: whack ranyd
Crystal109: whack randy
NessaChan: whack sirdude
MoleBot: NessaChan pops out of the ground.
Maryam: whack nessachan
MoleBot: Maryam crunches NessaChan in the neck with a baseball bat. Score!
whitehelm: whack nessachan
SirDude: whack nessachan
iwpg: whack nessachan
Randy: whack nessachan
Kalimeris: whack nessachan
Crystal109: whack nesschan
NessaChan: whack 10kan
NessaChan: ow
MoleBot: Eric pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack eric
Maryam: whack eric
10Kan: whack eric
Crystal109: whack eric
MoleBot: Kalimeris pounds Eric with a sheet of asbestos. Score!
Zup: whack eric
Randy: whack eric
SirDude: whack eric
iwpg: whack eric
NessaChan: whack zup
Crystal109: My internet's slowing down.
Randy: Dang
MoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
NessaChan: whack kalimeris
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
Randy: whack iwpg
Maryam: whack iwpg
10Kan: whack iwpg
Zup: whack iwpg
whitehelm: whack iwpg
MoleBot: Kalimeris blasts iwpg with a rose bush. Score!
Crystal109: whack iwpg
iwpg: whack iwpg
SirDude: whack iepg
MoleBot: Eric pops out of the ground.
SirDude: whack eric
Crystal109: whack eric
iwpg: whack eric
Zup: whack eirc
whitehelm: whack eric
Kalimeris: whack eric
MoleBot: SirDude mashes Eric with a furnace. Score!
Randy: whack eeric
NessaChan: whack whitehelm
Sam: I WANT A BLASTER THAT SHOOTS ROSE BUSHES.
MoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack conty
Crystal109: whack conty
Kalimeris: whack conty
MoleBot: whitehelm stabs conty with nanobots. Score!
10Kan: whack conty
NessaChan: whack whitehelm
iwpg: whack conty
Randy: whack cointy
MoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
Zup: My computer is so slow.
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
MoleBot: Crystal109 bonks whitehelm with an anvil. Score!
whitehelm: whack whitehlem
10Kan: whack whitehelm
Maryam: whack whitehelm
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
SirDude: whack whitehelm
iwpg: whack whitehelm
NessaChan: whack sam
Zup: This is a lot slower without ThePhan.
MoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
NessaChan: whack sam
whitehelm: whack conty
iwpg: whack conty
Crystal109: whack conty
MoleBot: whitehelm clobbers conty with an axe. Score!
MoleBot: whitehelm wins!
10Kan: There's a delay of up to a full second from when I hit enter and when my text appears.
Randy: whack conty
Maryam: whack conty
conty: whack conty
whitehelm: Woo
Nyperold: STABBED WITH NANOBOTS
Crystal109: 10K: Me too!
Crystal109: NICE whitehelm.
iwpg: Oh right, to 10.
NessaChan: woo
SirDude: Not bad, considering I'm on refresh
Sam: That delay happens when a LOT of messages are being submitted at the same time.
* NessaChan is glad to have 1 point out of that fiasco
Maryam: Nessa: That ruled, that you got it by randomly guessing.
Randy: Nessa:Yeah, that was awesome
NessaChan: Maryam: Thanks xD
Kalimeris: Man, that last second there, I started to have "rapid scrolling bar" syndrome.
: Hey, anybody seen Tyler?
: Not since this morning. Thankfully.
: Not me.
Nyperold: He went for... a swim.
: Mrityunjay, have you seen Tyler?
: Not seen since early morning.
Crystal109: Oh no!
: ...must be a real strong man to--
: Hey, either of you seen Tyler?
: No.
: Who's that?
: Never mind...where were we?
: *entering* Who are we talking about?
: Tyler -- have you seen him?
: Sure -- on the cliffs a couple hours ago.
: Thanks.
:
:
Crystal109: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Zup: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
: TYLER?
10Kan: TYLER
Randy: DEAD
NessaChan: NOoooo
Crystal109: He was WHACKED to death by NANOBOTS.
Zup: He was blasted with a rosebush!
Kalimeris: CRYING OVER APPLE.
: TYYYYYLER!
10Kan: TYYYYYLER
10Kan: (me is being the echo)
: Oh no.
Sam: Our next bot is KickMoleBot!
Zup: LOL
Maryam: Saaaaaaaaaaam.
Maryam: Don't DO that.
Crystal109: LOL
Zup: More cliffhangers!
Sam: If you do not wish to participate, /away now!
10Kan is away.
* SirDude swaps to Streaming for the rest of the MoleBots
Sam: If you go /away, you won't get kicked out of the room, but you will also be ignored if you try to whack anybody.
KickMoleBot has been summoned by Sam.
Nyperold is away.
Sam: The game begins in 60 seconds!
Sam is away.
NessaChan is away.
NessaChan: there's no way I can play this hehe
Randy: Long 60 seconds...
KickMoleBot: SirDude pops out of the ground.
iwpg: whack sirdude
Randy: whack sirdude
Maryam: whack sirdude
Kalimeris: whack sirdude
Crystal109: whack sirdude
[RinkChat] User SirDude has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: iwpg pops SirDude with a wheelbarrow. Score!
SirDude has left.
whitehelm: whack sirdude
SirDude has entered.
KickMoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
Maryam: whack iwpg
Crystal109: whack iwpg
[RinkChat] User iwpg has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam bonks iwpg in the face with an oil drum. Score!
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
iwpg has left.
Randy: whack iwpg
SirDude: iwpg
iwpg has entered.
KickMoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
Maryam: whack iwpg
Randy: whack iwpg
whitehelm: whack iwpg
[RinkChat] User iwpg has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam crunches iwpg in the face with a bookcase. Bonus score!
Crystal109: whack iwpg
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
iwpg has left.
SirDude: whack iwpf
Crystal109: Dang, Maryam.
iwpg has entered.
iwpg: >:-(
KickMoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack maryam
whitehelm: whack maryam
Crystal109: whack maryam
[RinkChat] User Maryam has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris thwacks Maryam with TalkingDog's teeth. Score!
Randy: whack maryam
iwpg: whack maryam
Maryam has left.
Nyperold: Bookcase to the face!
SirDude: whack maryam
Maryam has entered.
KickMoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack rtandy
Crystal109: whack randy
Randy: whack randy
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 whacks Randy with TalkingDog's head. Score!
Maryam: whack randy
Kalimeris: whack randy
iwpg: whack randy
Randy has left.
Randy has entered.
KickMoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Nyperold: His canines, especially.
NessaChan: wow, ow.
Crystal109: whack randy
iwpg: whack randy
Kalimeris: whack randy
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
Randy has left.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 smashes Randy with a hot poker. Score!
whitehelm: whack randy
Maryam: whack randy
Randy has entered.
SirDude: whack randy
TalkingDog: I AM NOT A WEAPON
Randy: Grar
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
Randy: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris smashes Kalimeris with a shovel. Ouch!
whitehelm: whack kalimaeris
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
Maryam: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack whitehelm
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
KickMoleBot: whitehelm slugs whitehelm with a furnace. Ouch!
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack whitehelm
iwpg: whack whitehelm
Maryam: whack whiteheml
KickMoleBot: whitehelm conks whitehelm with a tuba. Ouch!
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack whitehlm
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
iwpg: whack whitehelm
Crystal109: whack whitehlem
Maryam: whack whitehelm
[RinkChat] User whitehelm has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris crunches whitehelm with an ugly stick. Score!
whitehelm has left.
Crystal109: UGLY stick.
whitehelm has entered.
Crystal109: Not just a stick.
KickMoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
Maryam: whack wipg
iwpg: whack iwpg
Crystal109: whack iwpg
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
KickMoleBot: iwpg slaps iwpg with a pitchfork. Ouch!
KickMoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground.
Maryam: Gah.
KickMoleBot: Maryam escapes safely underground.
whitehelm: whack maryam
Kalimeris: whack maryam
Crystal109: whack maryam
Maryam: whack maryam
iwpg: whack maryam
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
iwpg: whack whitehelm
[RinkChat] User whitehelm has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris conks whitehelm in the neck with a wad of dirty socks. Score!
whitehelm has left.
Maryam: whack whitehelm
whitehelm has entered.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 pops out of the ground.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 escapes safely underground.
Crystal109: whack crystal109
Maryam: whack V
conty: whack crystal109
Maryam: Oops.
Randy: whack crystal109
Maryam: LOL
Crystal109: YES.
Randy: LOL!
Sam: Maryam: CUT AND PASTE ERROR
conty: lol
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Maryam: Sam: 
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris smacks Kalimeris with Randy's teeth. Ouch!
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
whitehelm: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack kalmieris
Randy: whack kalimeris
Crystal109: Yikes.
KickMoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack maryam
whitehelm: whack maryam
iwpg: whack maryam
Crystal109: whack maryam
[RinkChat] User Maryam has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
Maryam has left.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris smooshes Maryam with an oil drum. Score!
Randy: whack maryam
conty: whack maryam
Maryam has entered.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris socks Kalimeris with a two by four. Ouch!
iwpg: whack kalimeris
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
Maryam: whack kalimeris
Randy: whack kalimeris
conty: whack kalimeris
whitehelm: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
Crystal109: whack iwpg
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
iwpg: whack iwpg
Maryam: whack iwpg
whitehelm: whack iwpg
[RinkChat] User iwpg has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 slugs iwpg in the face with a pouch of boiling water. Bonus score!
iwpg has left.
iwpg has entered.
Sam: This game was a lot more brutal when you had to re-type your username and password to get back in. So it was, back in the days when there was only one room.
KickMoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground.
Maryam: whack marya
Kalimeris: whack maryam
Crystal109: whack maryam
[RinkChat] User Maryam has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris bats Maryam with Zup. Score!
iwpg: whack maryam
whitehelm: whack maryam
conty: whack maryam
Maryam has left.
KickMoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Maryam has entered.
iwpg: whack randy
whitehelm: whack randy
Kalimeris: whack randy
Crystal109: whack randy
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: iwpg mashes Randy with a tombstone. Score!
Randy has left.
Randy has entered.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 pops out of the ground.
conty: whack crystal109
Randy: whack crystal109
Maryam: whack Crystal109
[RinkChat] User Crystal109 has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: conty thwacks Crystal109 with a giant evil space bug. Score!
Crystal109 has left.
iwpg: whack crystal109
Crystal109 has entered.
Crystal109: Psh.
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
[RinkChat] User whitehelm has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 stabs whitehelm with Eric's foot. Score!
Maryam: whack whitehelm
iwpg: whack whitehelm
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
whitehelm has left.
conty: whack whitehelm
whitehelm has entered.
KickMoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
KickMoleBot: conty escapes safely underground.
whitehelm: whack conty
Kalimeris: whack conty
Crystal109: Sharp foot, Eric.
Maryam: whack conty
iwpg: whack conty
Sam: LOL
KickMoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: Aww I had that one
conty: phew
Kalimeris: whack conty
Crystal109: whack conty
Maryam: whack conty
Randy: whack conty
[RinkChat] User conty has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris slugs conty in the gut with an oil drum. Score!
iwpg: whack conty
whitehelm: whack conty
conty has left.
conty has entered.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 pops out of the ground.
conty: dang
Maryam: whack Crystal109
[RinkChat] User Crystal109 has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam punches Crystal109 with a moose. Score!
whitehelm: whack crystal2109
Crystal109 has left.
Crystal109 has entered.
whitehelm: wee
conty: whack crystal109
Maryam: Ha! Cut and paste works!
Crystal109: LOL
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
Randy: whack whitehelm
whitehelm: whack whitehelm
[RinkChat] User whitehelm has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Randy clocks whitehelm with a porcupine. Score!
iwpg: whack whitehelm
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
conty: whack whitehelm
Maryam: whack whitehelm
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
whitehelm has left.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
whitehelm has entered.
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack kalmeris
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris stabs Kalimeris with a brick. Ouch!
KickMoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Randy: whack crystal109
Kalimeris: whack randy
Crystal109: whack randy
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris clocks Randy with a pan of lasagna. Score!
whitehelm: whack randy
Randy has left.
iwpg: whack randy
conty: whack randy
Randy has entered.
KickMoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
iwpg: whack iwpg
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
KickMoleBot: iwpg blasts iwpg with a rose bush. Ouch!
Crystal109: whack iwpg
Maryam: whack iwpg
conty: whack iwpg
KickMoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack conty
Randy: whack contyy
[RinkChat] User conty has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: whitehelm smashes conty in the neck with Maryam's foot. Score!
iwpg: whack conty
Kalimeris: whack conty
Maryam: whack conty
Crystal109: whack conty
conty has left.
conty has entered.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
Crystal109: whack crystal109
whitehelm: whack crystal109
Maryam: whack Crystal109
Kalimeris: whack crystal109
iwpg: whack crystal10i9
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 busts Crystal109 with a barrel of fish. Bonus ouch!
KickMoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
iwpg: whack randy
conty: whack randy
Kalimeris: whack randy
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: iwpg clocks Randy with an ugly stick. Bonus score!
Maryam: whack randy
Crystal109: whack randy
Randy has left.
whitehelm: whack randy
Randy has entered.
Randy: Drat
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 pops out of the ground.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 escapes safely underground.
Crystal109: whack crystal109
Maryam: whack Crystal109
whitehelm: whack crystal109
iwpg: whack crystal109
Kalimeris: whack crystal109
Randy: whack crystal109
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack kalimeris
Maryam: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris slugs Kalimeris with a weed whacker. Ouch!
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
KickMoleBot: whitehelm escapes safely underground.
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
conty: whack whitehelm
iwpg: whack whitehelm
KickMoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
KickMoleBot: conty escapes safely underground.
whitehelm: whack conty
Crystal109: whack conty
Maryam: whack conty
Randy: whack conty
Sam: LOL
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris wallops Kalimeris with a pack of hot embers. Ouch!
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
Randy: whack kalimerus
Crystal109: LOL Kali did you copy paste yourself or something?
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack whitehelm
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops whitehelm with a lead pipe. Ouch!
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
conty: whack whitehelm
Maryam: whack whitehelm
iwpg: whack whitehelm
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
Kalimeris: No!
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack cyrstal10
Maryam: whack Crystal109
iwpg: whack crystal109
Crystal109: whack crystal109
[RinkChat] User Crystal109 has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam smooshes Crystal109 in the neck with a shotgun. Score!
Crystal109 has left.
Crystal109 has entered.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
iwpg: whack kalimeris
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
[RinkChat] User Kalimeris has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: iwpg clocks Kalimeris with a signpost. Score!
Crystal109: What couldn't just shoot me?
Maryam: whack kalimeris
Kalimeris has left.
Kalimeris has entered.
KickMoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
Maryam: Smooshing is much more fun.
iwpg: whack conty
Randy: whack conty
Kalimeris: whack contuy
[RinkChat] User conty has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: iwpg beats conty with a fishing hook. Score!
Crystal109: whack conty
whitehelm: whack conty
conty has left.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
conty has entered.
iwpg: whack kalimeris
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
Randy: whack kalimeris
Maryam: whack kalimeris
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
[RinkChat] User Kalimeris has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: iwpg slugs Kalimeris in the face with a barrel of fish. Score!
Kalimeris has left.
iwpg: Three in a row!
KickMoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
Maryam: whack maryam
Crystal109: whack maryam
whitehelm: whack maryM
KickMoleBot: Maryam thwacks Maryam with a pitchfork. Bonus ouch!
Randy: whack maryam
conty: whack maryam
Kalimeris has entered.
Sam: Nice save, Maryam.
whitehelm: I hit Caps Lock
KickMoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Sam: white: LOL
Maryam: whack randy
Crystal109: whack randy
whitehelm: whack randy
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam hits Randy with a fishing hook. Score!
Randy has left.
iwpg: whack randy
Kalimeris: whack randy
Randy has entered.
Randy: Oww
KickMoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack conty
Maryam: whack conty
whitehelm: whack conty
Crystal109: whack conty
[RinkChat] User conty has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pounds conty with a pouch of boiling water. Score!
iwpg: whack conty
Nyperold: Ow. Beat with a fishing hook.
conty has left.
conty has entered.
Zup: Us aways scooted to the top!
Nyperold: And pounded with boiling water.
KickMoleBot: iwpg pops out of the ground.
Maryam: whack iwpg
iwpg: whack iuwpg
whitehelm: whack iwpg
[RinkChat] User iwpg has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam pounds iwpg with a steamroller. Score!
Kalimeris: whack iwpg
Crystal109: whack iwpg
conty: whack iwpg
iwpg has left.
iwpg has entered.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 pops out of the ground.
whitehelm: whack crystal109
[RinkChat] User Crystal109 has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: whitehelm thumps Crystal109 with some rotten meat. Score!
iwpg: whack crystal109
Crystal109 has left.
Kalimeris: whack crystal109
Maryam: whack Crystal109
conty: whack crystal109
Crystal109 has entered.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
whitehelm: whack kalimeris
Kalimeris: whack kalimer
iwpg: whack kaliemris
Randy: whack kalimeris
Maryam: whack kalimeris
[RinkChat] User Kalimeris has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 crunches Kalimeris with a pack of hot embers. Score!
conty: whack kailmeris
Kalimeris has left.
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris has entered.
whitehelm: whack whitehel,m
iwpg: whack whitehjelm
Maryam: whack whitehelm
conty: whack whitehelm
[RinkChat] User whitehelm has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam pops whitehelm with a subpoena. Score!
Randy: whack whitehelm
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
whitehelm has left.
Kalimeris: whack maryam
Sam: LOL
whitehelm has entered.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
whitehelm: whack kalimersi
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris slaps Kalimeris with a steam engine. Bonus ouch!
conty: whack kailmeris
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
Randy: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: whitehelm pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
iwpg: whack whitehelm
conty: whack whitehelm
[RinkChat] User whitehelm has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: iwpg whoops whitehelm with an elephant. Bonus score!
whitehelm has left.
Maryam: whack whitehlem
Kalimeris: whack whitehelm
Crystal109: whack whitehelm
Randy: whack whitehelm
whitehelm has entered.
KickMoleBot: Maryam pops out of the ground.
Kalimeris: whack maryam
[RinkChat] User Maryam has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
Maryam: whack maryam
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris slugs Maryam with a fish tank. Score!
whitehelm: whack marytam
Crystal109: whack maryam
Maryam has left.
Randy: whack maryam
conty: whack maryam
Maryam has entered.
KickMoleBot: conty pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack conty
Kalimeris: whack conty
Randy: whack conty
[RinkChat] User conty has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 thumps conty with a wad of dirty socks. Score!
whitehelm: whack conty]
iwpg: whack conty
conty has left.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
[RinkChat] User Kalimeris has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Crystal109 slugs Kalimeris in the jaw with a frying pan. Score!
Kalimeris has left.
conty has entered.
iwpg: whack kalimeris
whitehelm: whack kalimeris
Maryam: whack kalimeris
Kalimeris has entered.
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground. Bonus round!
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris escapes safely underground.
Kalimeris: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack kelimeris
whitehelm: whack kalimeris
Maryam: whack kalimeris
KickMoleBot: Randy pops out of the ground.
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
Randy: whack kalimeris
iwpg: whack ranyd
Maryam: whack randy
Kalimeris: whack randy
Crystal109: randy
[RinkChat] User Randy has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam conks Randy with a Sumo wrestler. Score!
KickMoleBot: Kalimeris pops out of the ground.
Randy has left.
whitehelm: whack kalimersi
Maryam: whack kalimeris
Randy has entered.
conty: whack kailmeris
[RinkChat] User Kalimeris has been kicked from the room by KickMoleBot.
KickMoleBot: Maryam flogs Kalimeris with an iron. Score!
KickMoleBot: Maryam wins!
Crystal109: whack kalimeris
Kalimeris has left.
Kalimeris has entered.
Sam: Maryam, Kalerimis, and iwpg all had 9 at the end!
Maryam: Holy cow.
Crystal109: NICE Maryam!
Sam: WOW, that was close.
Randy: YAY!
SirDude is back.
Maryam: I can't believe I won that.
iwpg: Yay Maryam!
Sam: Seriously intense.
Crystal109: Whoosh.
Kalimeris: That was fun!
Sam: And Crystal was RIGHT behind with 8.
Randy: 1 point! hehe
iwpg: I'm surprised I got so close.
whitehelm: I did horrible that time
Crystal109: My internet keeps going so slow.
Kalimeris: Ah, okay. I lost track of my score.
10Kan: Good job, Maryam!
* whitehelm was typing everything by the way
Sam: I was typing the three-way tie remark before Maryam scored the last point.
Kalimeris: For me, I got stuck mid-boot
Crystal109: wh: Wow, that's commendable.
Kalimeris: But then, I came back! I survived!
Kalimeris: I didn't copy and paste anythingggg
Sam: Yeah, chat slows down during mole games with this many players.
Crystal109: SINBAD.
Maryam: STORY
:
Maryam: Whoa.
iwpg:
whitehelm: 
Randy: OH NOES
Kalimeris: NOT TYLER WYLER
Crystal109: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!.
NessaChan: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
Maryam: Vicious!
conty: wow!
NessaChan: Poor Tyler!
whitehelm: BUT THERES NO X'S HAH
Zup: He's STILL ALIVE!
Zup: No Xs!
Nyperold: Oh no! He's got peel all over him!
Crystal109: HE GOT COVERED IN KETCHUP.
Maryam: Oh, he got stabbed in the eyes. It must be fake!
whitehelm: and the apple has no blood on it...something's fishy
Randy: He's vulture dinner.
Crystal109: His head had a chunk out of it.
Randy: He's moved n. Passed on. Joined the choir invisible.
Zup: He clutched that apple pretty well.
* TalkingDog wonders if the killer's playing DeathMoleBot. "Killer stabs Tyler in the face with an axe! Score!"
: Oh no...no no, this can't be happening. I'm gonna freak! I'm gonna freak! IF I SEE ONE MORE DEAD BODY, I SWEAR I'LL GO CRAZY!
: Oh, nooooo.... Tyler...poor Tyler....
conty: It was her!!!
conty: Don't pretend
: ...
: *leaves*
Nyperold: Yeah, that's right, Ramona, the last thing you did was yell at him.
: We have to get him. Anybody see a way down?
conty: JUMP!
: Looks like we might be able to get down over here. There's a ledge that sticks out a bit and slopes down.
: Looks mighty dangerous.
: We have to try. I'll go. *starts down*
: I'll go, too.
: No, I'll go.
: No, Matt. I'll go.
whitehelm: No, I'll go!
Randy: Someone go!
* whitehelm jumps off the cliff
whitehelm: AAAHHHHHH
* Zup trips and falls off the cliff behind whitehelm.
:
: Be careful.
Crystal109: You'll LET A GIRL GO?
Sam: He saw something insistent in her eyes.
Crystal109: Okay, fine.
(Cody and Hayley descend.)
Maryam: At least he's politically correct.
* whitehelm gets caught on a ledge 2 feet down, but watches as Zup falls past him
* Zup splashes into the surf below...miraculously surviving with a limited number of broken bones.
* Zup summons FlightBot.
* Zup flies back to the top. Easy~
whitehelm: And that...is how Tyler might not be dead
Sam: HE HAD PIECES OF HIS BRAIN TORN OFF.
whitehelm: Just a flesh wound
NessaChan: Sam: He wasn't using most of those pieces anyway
Nyperold: The peel pieces.
Sam: Our last game is SinbadBot!
Maryam: BUDGE
Crystal109: Woot!
conty: budge hayley
Sam: The rules are as in MoleBot -- you can safely come /back. Just use "budge" instead of "whack".
SinbadBot has been summoned by Sam.
Randy: HA!
* Randy gets ready to fight. First, he throws away his sword.
conty: budge yum
Sam: Game begins in 60 seconds.
Kalimeris: budge Kalimeris
Maryam: Randy: Hehehehe.
Randy: 
Maryam: Nessa: LOL
Randy: Maryam: I loved that part. I need to watch it again.
Maryam: He did it at least twice.
Randy: Yeah.
SinbadBot: Crystal109 glitters and makes weird noises.
SinbadBot: Crystal109 remains safely in place.
Crystal109: budge crystal109
whitehelm: budge crystal109
Kalimeris: budge crystal109
conty: budge crystal109
SirDude: budge crystal109
SinbadBot: NessaChan glitters and makes weird noises.
Crystal109: budge nesschan
SinbadBot: NessaChan remains safely in place.
Maryam: budge nessachan
Kalimeris: budge nessachan
iwpg: budge nessachan
whitehelm: budge nessachan
conty: budge nessachan
Crystal109: budge nessachan
SirDude: budge nessachan
Crystal109: ARGH.
SinbadBot: Kalimeris glitters and makes weird noises.
whitehelm: budge kalimeris
Kalimeris: budge kalimeris
SinbadBot: whitehelm pushes Kalimeris with a shout. whitehelm is WINNING!
iwpg: budge kalimeris
Crystal109: Heh Nessa your name's HARD.
Maryam: budge kalimeris
SirDude: budge kalimersis
conty: budge kalimeris
NessaChan: budge whitehelm
SinbadBot: iwpg glitters and makes weird noises.
Crystal109: budge iwpg
Kalimeris: budge iwpg
SinbadBot: Crystal109 propels iwpg with an electronic whirr. Crystal109 is WINNING!
whitehelm: budge iwpg
Randy: budge iwpg
conty: budge iwpg
NessaChan: budge iwpg
SinbadBot: Kalimeris glitters and makes weird noises.
whitehelm: budge kalimeris
SinbadBot: whitehelm moves Kalimeris with luck. whitehelm is WINNING!
iwpg: budge kalimeris
SirDude: budge kalimeris
Kalimeris: budge kalimeris
Crystal109: budge kalimeris
conty: budge kalimeris
Randy: budge kalimeris
NessaChan: budge sirdude
SinbadBot: TalkingDog glitters and makes weird noises.
Kalimeris: budge talkingdog
whitehelm: budge talkingdog
SinbadBot: Kalimeris dislodges TalkingDog with an electronic whirr. Kalimeris is WINNING!
Crystal109: budge talkingdog
iwpg: budge tlakingdog
SirDude: budge talkingdog
NessaChan: budge maryam
SinbadBot: iwpg glitters and makes weird noises.
whitehelm: budge iwpg
Crystal109: budge iwpg
SirDude: budge iwpg
Kalimeris: budge iwpg
conty: budge iwpg
SinbadBot: whitehelm moves iwpg with luck. whitehelm is WINNING!
iwpg: budge iwpg
Maryam: budge iwpg
NessaChan: budge iwpg
NessaChan: budge conty
NessaChan: budge conty
SinbadBot: whitehelm glitters and makes weird noises.
Crystal109: budge whitehelm
SinbadBot: Crystal109 pushes whitehelm with a curse. Crystal109 is WINNING!
Maryam: budge whitehelm
SirDude: budge whitehelm
Kalimeris: budge whitehelm
iwpg: budge whitehelm
Nyperold: budge whitehelm
whitehelm: budge whithelm
NessaChan: budge iwpg
SinbadBot: Maryam glitters and makes weird noises.
Kalimeris: budge maryam
Randy: budge maryam
iwpg: budge maryam
whitehelm: budge maryam
SinbadBot: Kalimeris dislodges Maryam with melodramatic supplication. Kalimeris is WINNING!
Crystal109: budge maryam
NessaChan: budge maryam
SinbadBot: Sam glitters and makes weird noises.
Kalimeris: budge sam
Maryam: budge sam
iwpg: budge sam
SinbadBot: Kalimeris removes Sam with a devastating act of magical madness. Kalimeris is WINNING!
Randy: budge sam
SirDude: budge sam]
Crystal109: budge sam
NessaChan: budge zup
SinbadBot: Crystal109 glitters and makes weird noises.
SinbadBot: Crystal109 remains safely in place.
conty: budge crystal109
iwpg: budge crystal109
Kalimeris: budge crystal109
Maryam: budge Crystal109
Crystal109: budge crystal109
SirDude: budge crystal109
NessaChan: budge nyperold
SinbadBot: 10Kan glitters and makes weird noises.
Crystal109: budge 10kan
SirDude: budge 10kan
iwpg: budge 10lkan
Kalimeris: budge 10kan
SinbadBot: Crystal109 moves 10Kan with all that is evil. Crystal109 is WINNING!
whitehelm: budge 10kan
Maryam: budge 10kan
Randy: budge 10kan
NessaChan: budge randy
SinbadBot: Kalimeris glitters and makes weird noises.
Crystal109: budge kalimeris
Kalimeris: budge kalimer
SinbadBot: Crystal109 nudges Kalimeris with no help from Soukra. Crystal109 is WINNING!
conty: budge kalimeris
SirDude: budge kalimeris\
iwpg: budge kalmieris
whitehelm: budge kalimeri
Randy: budge kalimeris
Maryam: budge kalimers
NessaChan: budge zup
SinbadBot: Sam glitters and makes weird noises.
whitehelm: budge sam
NessaChan: budge nessachan
iwpg: budge sam
Kalimeris: budge sam
Maryam: budge sam
Randy: budge sam
Crystal109: budge sam
SinbadBot: whitehelm nudges Sam with luck. whitehelm is WINNING!
SinbadBot: iwpg glitters and makes weird noises.
whitehelm: budge iwpg
iwpg: budge iwpg
SinbadBot: whitehelm nudges iwpg with a spell. whitehelm is WINNING!
conty: budge iwpg
Maryam: budge iwpg
Kalimeris: budge iwpg
Randy: budge iwpg
Crystal109: budge iwpg
NessaChan: budge nyperold
SinbadBot: SirDude glitters and makes weird noises. Bonus round!
Kalimeris: ge sirdud
Maryam: budge sirdude
Crystal109: budge sirdude
iwpg: budge sirdude
Randy: budge sirdude
SinbadBot: Maryam removes SirDude with a spell. Maryam is bonusly WINNING!
SirDude: budge sirdude
NessaChan: budge maryam
SinbadBot: conty glitters and makes weird noises.
SinbadBot: conty remains safely in place.
Kalimeris: budge conty
Crystal109: budge conty
SirDude: budge conty
whitehelm: budge conty
iwpg: budge conty
Randy: budge conty
SinbadBot: conty glitters and makes weird noises.
Maryam: budge conty
Crystal109: budge conty
whitehelm: budge conty
SinbadBot: Maryam transports conty with a wave of the hand. Maryam is WINNING!
Randy: budge conty
Kalimeris: budge ocnty
NessaChan: budge conty
SinbadBot: SirDude glitters and makes weird noises.
SirDude: budge sirdude
Crystal109: budge sirdude
SinbadBot: SirDude budges SirDude with the winds of utter destruction. HA!
iwpg: budge sirdude
Kalimeris: budge sirdude
SinbadBot: Crystal109 glitters and makes weird noises.
Maryam: budge Crystal109
Crystal109: budge crystal109
conty: budge crystal109
Kalimeris: budge crystal109
SinbadBot: Maryam relocates Crystal109 with glaring eyes. Maryam is WINNING!
SirDude: budge crystal109
whitehelm: budge crystal`109
iwpg: budge crystal109
NessaChan: budge crystal109
SinbadBot: conty glitters and makes weird noises.
NessaChan: budge zup
SinbadBot: conty remains safely in place.
Maryam: budge conty
SirDude: budge conty
Kalimeris: budge conty
Randy: budge cinty
whitehelm: budge conty
Crystal109: budge conty
iwpg: budge conty
SinbadBot: Kalimeris glitters and makes weird noises.
Kalimeris: budge kalimeris
conty: budge kalimeris
whitehelm: budge kalimeris
SinbadBot: Kalimeris relocates Kalimeris with glaring eyes. HA!
Maryam: budge kalimeris
SirDude: budge kalimeri
Randy: budge kalimeris
iwpg: budge kalimeris
Crystal109: budge kalimeris
Zup: joshreads.com
SinbadBot: iwpg glitters and makes weird noises. Bonus round!
NessaChan: budge iwpg
iwpg: budge iwpg
Crystal109: budge iwpg
Maryam: budge iwpg
Randy: budge iwpg
Kalimeris: budge iwpg
SinbadBot: NessaChan budges iwpg with no help from Soukra. NessaChan is bonusly WINNING!
whitehelm: budge iwpg
conty: budge iwpg
SinbadBot: Kalimeris glitters and makes weird noises. Bonus round!
Maryam: budge kalimeris
iwpg: budge kaliermsi
SinbadBot: Maryam transports Kalimeris with the winds of utter destruction. Maryam is bonusly WINNING!
Crystal109: budge kalimeris
conty: budge kalimeris
Crystal109: LAG>
NessaChan: YES
Randy: Nessa:NICE
SinbadBot: TalkingDog glitters and makes weird noises.
NessaChan: budge sirdude
whitehelm: budge talkingdog
Crystal109: budge talkingdog
SinbadBot: whitehelm removes TalkingDog with long fingernails. whitehelm is WINNING!
Randy: budge talkingdog
NessaChan: budge nyperold
SinbadBot: Kalimeris glitters and makes weird noises.
Kalimeris: budge kalimeris
SinbadBot: Kalimeris propels Kalimeris with wild gesticulations. HA!
iwpg: budge kaliermis
Crystal109: budge kalimeris
Maryam: budge kalimeris
conty: budge kalimeris
NessaChan: budge randy
SinbadBot: whitehelm glitters and makes weird noises.
Maryam: budge whitehelm
iwpg: budge whitehelm
SirDude: budge whitehealm
SinbadBot: Maryam removes whitehelm with all that is evil. Maryam is WINNING!
Randy: budge whitehelpm
whitehelm: budge whitehelm
Kalimeris: budge whitehelm
Crystal109: budge whitehelm
NessaChan: budge sam
SinbadBot: Maryam glitters and makes weird noises.
NessaChan: budge nyperold
SinbadBot: Maryam remains safely in place.
Crystal109: budge maryam
Kalimeris: budge maryam
SirDude: budge maryam
Maryam: budge maryam
iwpg: budge maryam
whitehelm: budge maryam
NessaChan: budge zup
SinbadBot: Crystal109 glitters and makes weird noises.
NessaChan: budge sirdude
Crystal109: budge crystal10
Kalimeris: budge crystal109
SinbadBot: Kalimeris pushes Crystal109 with a spell. Kalimeris is WINNING!
Maryam: budge Crystal109
whitehelm: budge crystal109
iwpg: budge crystal109
SirDude: budge crystal109
Crystal109: budge crystal109
SinbadBot: TalkingDog glitters and makes weird noises.
whitehelm: budge talkingdog
Kalimeris: budge talkingdog
Crystal109: budge talkindgo
iwpg: budge talkingdog
Randy: budge talkingdog
SinbadBot: whitehelm relocates TalkingDog with evil. whitehelm is WINNING!
SirDude: budge talkingdog
Sam: "...with no help from Soukra." is the greatest phrase ever.
SinbadBot: Maryam glitters and makes weird noises.
Maryam: budge maryam
Crystal109: budge maryam
SirDude: budge maryamn
SinbadBot: Maryam displaces Maryam with a shout. HA!
Kalimeris: budge maryam
iwpg: budge maryam
NessaChan: budge iwpg
Randy: budge maryam
Randy: LOL
NessaChan: budge whitehelm
SinbadBot: conty glitters and makes weird noises.
whitehelm: budge conty
Maryam: budge conty
iwpg: budge conty
Kalimeris: budge conty
Randy: budge conty
Crystal109: budge conty
SinbadBot: whitehelm nudges conty with melodramatic supplication. whitehelm is WINNING!
NessaChan: budge conty
SinbadBot: Zup glitters and makes weird noises. Bonus round!
Kalimeris: budge zup
Crystal109: budge zup
whitehelm: budge zup
Maryam: budge zup
SirDude: budge zup
SinbadBot: Kalimeris moves Zup with a yell. Kalimeris is bonusly WINNING!
iwpg: budge zup
Randy: budge zup
NessaChan: budge randy
NessaChan: budge sam
* TalkingDog wonders if SinbadBot would be improved by putting one of those long descriptions in next to the names. Something like "TalkingDog, Princess of All That is Good, budges whitehelm with long fingernails."
SinbadBot: conty glitters and makes weird noises.
whitehelm: budge conty
SirDude: budge conty
iwpg: budge conty
SinbadBot: whitehelm displaces conty with mental powers. whitehelm is WINNING!
Randy: budge conty
NessaChan: budge nyperold
Crystal109: budge conty
Maryam: budge conty
Kalimeris: budge conty
Crystal109: My connection SUCKS.
Randy: TD:LOL! yes!
NessaChan: budge zup
SinbadBot: Randy glitters and makes weird noises.
Kalimeris: budge randy
Crystal109: budge randy
Randy: budge randy
SirDude: budge rady
iwpg: budge randy
SinbadBot: Kalimeris moves Randy with a shout. Kalimeris is WINNING!
Maryam: budge randy
whitehelm: budge randy
SinbadBot: Crystal109 glitters and makes weird noises.
Maryam: budge Crystal109
Kalimeris: budge crystal109
iwpg: budge crystal109
whitehelm: budge crystal109
conty: budge crystal109
SinbadBot: Maryam propels Crystal109 with an electronic whirr. Maryam is WINNING!
Crystal109: budge crystal109
NessaChan: budge whitehelm
SirDude: budge crystal109
NessaChan: budge maryam
Sam: Crystal, like I say, it's not your connection. It's RinkWorks, getting slammed with a jillion messages per second.
SinbadBot: Eric glitters and makes weird noises.
NessaChan: budge zup
Crystal109: budge eric
iwpg: budge eric
Randy: I keep typoing it Cyrtal
SinbadBot: Crystal109 pushes Eric with melodramatic supplication. Crystal109 is WINNING!
Maryam: budge eric
whitehelm: budge eric
Crystal109: Sam: Heh true.
SinbadBot: Eric glitters and makes weird noises.
Kalimeris: budge eric
SinbadBot: Kalimeris transports Eric with evil. Kalimeris is WINNING!
iwpg: budge eric
Randy: budgeeric
SirDude: budge erid
Crystal109: budge eric
Maryam: budge reic
NessaChan: budge SirDude
whitehelm: budge eric
NessaChan: budge SirDude
SinbadBot: conty glitters and makes weird noises.
NessaChan: budge Randy
Kalimeris: budge conty
Crystal109: budge conty
whitehelm: budge conty
iwpg: budge conty
Maryam: budge conty
SinbadBot: Kalimeris moves conty with mental powers. Kalimeris is WINNING!
Randy: budge conty
SinbadBot: TalkingDog glitters and makes weird noises.
NessaChan: budge whitehelm
SinbadBot: TalkingDog remains safely in place.
Kalimeris: budge talkingdong
iwpg: budge talkingdogh
Maryam: budge talkingdog
Crystal109: budge talkingdog
SirDude: budge talkingsog
Kalimeris: budge talkingdog
SinbadBot: Maryam glitters and makes weird noises.
Kalimeris: budge maryam
whitehelm: budge maryam
Randy: budge maryam
Maryam: budge maryam
iwpg: budge maryam
SinbadBot: Kalimeris nudges Maryam with a shout. Kalimeris is WINNING!
SinbadBot: Kalimeris wins!
Crystal109: budge maryam
NessaChan: budge sam
Crystal109: NICE KALI.
Maryam: Yay Kali!
conty: congrats
NessaChan: woo
Randy: Yay Kali!
iwpg: Nice.
whitehelm: Now why couldn
Randy: First UBT win?
SirDude: It figures the only one I got was myself
whitehelm: I do that good at KickMole
whitehelm: This happened last tournament too
:
: Watch his head!
: I got him.
conty: Watch his apple
: Shall open door for you.
: Hey, what's that sound?
(all listen)
* Zup listens.
: Is helicopter. Perhaps bring new guest. Come. Bring Tyler. Then we greet.
whitehelm: new guest?
conty: What an odd man.
: You got the freezer door?
: Yes.
: Mister, we gotta report this. Where's your radio?
: Is over th--oh...
: What is it?
conty: Heart failing
Nyperold: Line's cut.
: Look.
:
Maryam: Gasp!
whitehelm: LOL
Zup: OHNO
iwpg: HOTTEST PICTURE EVER
TalkingDog: LOL
conty: that looks like a mars rover
Zup: A very tiny radio getting smashed!
Randy: Someone is currently smashing the radio!
Nyperold: And they don't know who, because he's off-camera!
Maryam: Nah, they just left the sledgehammer in. And those pieces are just floating there for no reason.
Zup: Smokin'!
whitehelm: Mystery person smashes Radio with a sledgehammer. SCORE!!!!
: Hello?
: HELLOOOOOOOOO?
NessaChan: we'll stack the bodies in the cellar, lock it, leave quietly one at a time, and pretend none of this ever happened!
: ANYBODY HERE?
: HEL--oh. Hi.
: *bows* Welcome to Paradise Island. I am Jay.
: Hi. I'm Julie Parris.
Crystal109: Oh, I like that name.
: ...
conty: emo not happy
: ...
: Hi.
: ...
: Hi.
: ...
: ...
: I'm supposed to meet a Mr. Spilk?
Kalimeris: Another SpilkHead!
Nyperold: Spilk again.
: ! Who did you s--
: I'm Mr. Spilk. Matt Spilk. Nice to meet you.
Crystal109: !
Zup: !!!
whitehelm: What?
Zup: ???
10Kan: Whoa.
Crystal109: Danggggggggg.
Zup: -_-
Maryam: Did we know that before?
Nyperold: I... don't think so.
Zup: -o-
NessaChan: DUN DUN
End of Chapter 3
Sam: 
Randy: Nice
Zup: Nice twist.
Sam: The tournament continues on Monday -- but first!
whitehelm: VOTING
NessaChan: Isn't it Jay's Birthday?
Sam: NC: Jay's Birthday is the following day.
10Kan: They should all pile into the helicopter and fly back. You can't murder everyone in a helicopter unless you're suicidal.
Sam: ...there is the matter of the scores, plus the voting for the next victim, to open momentarily.
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/?t=4
whitehelm: 3rd place!
Sam: Nice round 200 points for iwpg.
iwpg: TWO HUNDRED
Sam: Kalimeris is the winner of the MoleBots event!
Maryam: Grats Kali!
Randy: Yay Kali!
Sam: As such, she bursts from no placement to 2nd place in the Game Rankings.
Kalimeris: Woot!
NessaChan: silly mole bots knocked me down 2 places
SirDude: Wait, I actually held my spot with my two points?
Sam: http://www.rinkworks.com/rinkchat/tournaments/vote5.cgi Voting for the next victim is open! You have until 10pm Saturday night, EST, to cast your vote.
Sam: AND I STILL WANT TO PEEK AND CAN'T!
* Zup voted!
Maryam: Hehehe.
Zup: Now, I'm off!
Zup: Later y'all.
Sam: Tonight's transcript, if you missed anything, should be online sometime tomorrow afternoon.
* Kalimeris votes!
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'UBT #4: Next Session, Monday, 2/11/08, 9:30pm EST.' by Sam.
Sam: Whew.
Sam: Well, that was harder to prepare than Wednesday night, but it made actually running tonight way easier.
Sam: I had everything but the stuff during AcroBot written within the hours before we started.
Kalimeris: I'd never played molebot before.
Kalimeris: That was fun.
Sam: hehehe
